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Requested by: Laylah

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Threesome
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Xeno
  • Oviposition

Either there is something three-way flushed going on here, or Karkat is pitch for one of the other two while they're flushed with each other, however it seems more appealing to you! And one of the three of them now gets to carry the eggs, with both of the others providing (again, however you want to assign the roles -- I think you could come up with a good reason for it to be any of them and it would all be hot). Excess/stuffing/hitting physical limits would be fantastic, but please keep this one consensual, even if there's blackrom involved. If you're drawing and you'd rather focus on laying the eggs than implanting them, go for it. If you're writing, feel free to come up with as much or as little xenobio/justification as you want.

If you matched me on this prompt and the kink is not something you can do, please feel free to swap it out for something more your speed. I'd rather avoid infantilism, forced feminization, and humiliation with a gender component; otherwise, I'm up for pretty much any kink if you can show me that the characters are into it.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Porrim Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Threesome

Porrim's fun casual hookup with a couple of rad kids who like having a good time, go. I'd love to see her in the middle here, getting tag-teamed and having a great time, while Latula and Mituna are comfortable enough in their relationship to enjoy a little just-for-fun sex with one of their hot friends.

Bonus points for any of the following: a Porrim who enjoys being penetrated (and a scene where being penetrated doesn't equal being dominated); a Mituna who's a gleeful pervert; a Latula who's able to let down her r4d grrrl guard and relax a little with people who like her. Anybody having piercings in exciting places.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Orphaner Dualscar

I love swaggering, selfish, terrible top Dualscar more than is healthy. Pairing of your choice so long as he's in control of the situation and taking advantage of the fact. (Pairing caveat: I'm kinda burned out on Ampora/Vantas stuff, so that's near the bottom of the stuff-i'm-hoping-for list.) Coercion is ok here (I'm way more kinked for coercion than physically violent noncon); outrageous age differences are ok here (but please treat them like they're unhealthy -- he'd be taking hideous advantage whether the kid he was with knew it or not). If you aren't into major power imbalances, please feel free to pair him with someone who's more his match and just give me a scene where he has the upper hand temporarily/is currently getting what he wants. If you're drawing this would be an excellent place to play up size differences and hot damn do I love me some scars.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gangbang
  • Wet & Messy
  • Dom/sub

Equius finally has a top - your choice who to pair him with, I'm easy - and said top has discovered how badly Equius would love to be offered up for public use. And he's been a very good ponyboy lately.

Honestly I feel like Equius is a big suite of kinks all by himself, so please feel free to focus on whatever element there works best for you. Is there a bit and bridle? Is there restraining machinery? Is there a big focus on how humiliating it is to be a public pail? Is it all about covering him in (and filling him with) as many colors of come as possible?

I'd rather not have meowrails bone, and I really want it to be clear that Equius loves it, but those are my only limits. Pile some characters on there and make it a hot sloppy mess.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Dave Strider
  • Mind Control
  • Intoxication
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Altered Mental States

Aaaand one from the shameless hentai trope pile! Troll come is a mind-altering substance for humans: it makes them feel so good they can't help craving it once they've tried it. Give me greedy bulge-sucking, nook-eating, volunteering to get fucked and filled. Hazy need to the point of becoming a desperate, willing fucktoy -- they love it, in a really mind-clouded, sex-polleny sort of way. The "rape/non-con" tag is on here because the human's ability to make rational choices kinda disappears in this situation, but the kink for me is in the human failing to recognize just how fucked up this is and having a psychologically-compromised good time. The troll(s) involved can realize it's fucked up or not, and care about it being fucked up or not, whatever works for you/your choice of pairing.

I listed Dave here as the most likely candidate to appeal to someone else's approach to this prompt, but I'd be happy to roll with any of the beta kids for this one. The human can have an existing relationship with the troll or not. Trolls who have friendships or quadrants could pass a human back and forth if you'd dig that. Be shameless.

I have exactly one caveat on this prompt: if you decide to tackle it with one of the human girls, please involve one of the troll girls on the other side of the equation. "This is happening to you because you're female" is deeply, massively squicky for me, and putting one of the troll ladies in the position of power helps me avoid that pitfall. ("this is happening to you because you're human" is apparently way more comfortable territory.)

Requested by: TanukiKyle

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'd love something to do with egg-laying, pregnant eridan (with eggs) or even impregnation! Just general egg-laying/gravidness! Body horror would be great! I'd like to see karkat/eridan in the aftermath ideally, NOT karkat being the one to impregnate eridan as I'd like the idea of that to be horrific - that can be whoever you want/doesn't have to be the focus.

Requested by: TanukiKyle

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kurloz Makara

I'd like to see cronus getting in over his head. I don't know how or why, but basically trying it on with kurloz and then thoroughly regretting it! Bonus for body horror, or general horrificness.

Requested by: TanukiKyle

  • Davesprite
  • Jade Harley

I'd love to see knotting! (ie. dog-dick jade) But failing that pretty much anything weird and xeno with these two!

Requested by: nachttour

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman

I am interested in seeing Bro or Dirk in a restraint based diamond with the psiionic. They could be a sexual couple, it could be voeuyerism based affection, wherein Psi watches Bro and/or Dirk take care of themselves and offers suggestions. Restraint of either biowire/ropes would be preferred. This is a comfort based restriction rather than one meant to cause fear. There is also the option of having Psii enjoy being suspended in situations of his own control. Have fun and I'll leave the details to you. I think there could be an interesting dynamic there. I would prefer to have this not be a victimizing situation for Psii, but how you treat that is up to you and I'm open to whatever strikes your fancy.

Requested by: nachttour

  • Karkat Vantas

Oviparous trolls please! I do not have a hard preference on setting or time period or even on pairings. I am interested in seeing a troll of your choice deal with the process of clutching and the cycle of eggs. There is a possibility here for dealing with a hormonal kind of 'heat' if you like, I'm curious to see how this character deals with the changes in their body and how their partner(s) interact with them as they change as well. Poly-group adjusting to incoming eggs would be really rad too (pregnant sex is hilarious and may cause for funny-sexy), but it is not necessary if you just want to focus between two individuals. I would prefer the process of impregnation to not be rape, but if it suits your story, do what you will with it. There is also the option of having a human partner in the mix and dealing with the xeno-weird. Have fun!

[MOD NOTE FOR GIFTER: I had to add a specific character tag to get the archive to recognize this as a legitimate match! The original request does not specify Karkat and you should feel free to pick some other troll(s).]

Requested by: nachttour

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • BDSM

I am interested in seeing a D/s relationship in two of Equius' quadrants. Have whomever you wish be flush versus black. I am interested in the difference of how two such relationships would look and how the kink aspect of the relationship shifts with that kind of enforced power shift in place. Go as dark or as gentle as you like.

Requested by: bench

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Feferi Peixes

Nepeta and Feferi reunited after their stint as a sprite. They missed each other a lot.

Requested by: bench

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Bro/Alpha Dave Strider

Alpha Dave and Bro meet after the game is won.

Requested by: bench

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas/Equius Zahhak
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits

Bondage. Maybe Equius loving Karkat while he can't uncomfortable himself out of the situation or Equius being too afraid of hurting Karkat and using bondage as a way of making him feel comfortable in their relationship.

Requested by: bench

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/The Psiioniic
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Extensive use of psionics.

Requested by: bench

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits

The sweetest, most comforting and affirming sex you can possibly imagine.

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Aradia Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • Femdom

Fair warning, most of my prompts will involve bdsm power dynamics, because that's my favorite way to think about sex, but please don't worry about taking it in a more vanilla direction if that makes you more comfortable! I love softer, less exotic stuff too, I just have a harder time thinking of prompts.

Okay, starting this thing off, I'd like to see some good ol' femdom featuring Equius Zahhak. If you'd prefer to substitute one of the Lalondes or Dirk into this scenario, absolutely feel free (I don't want to clog up all my other requests with Equius/whoever). My one thing is that I LOVE bdsm heavily flavored with romance and affection, sex that's not just about the sex act, but about the emotions driving it. I guess I'm trying to say that I want to see Equius being dominated, but sweetly. I'd like to see a partner willing to push him to his limits, because that's what he wants and they want to make him happy. Bondage is one of my favorite things of all time, but that can be tricky with e%cessive STRONGNESS as a factor (but perhaps he could be told to maintain a position and he'll be punished if he breaks the bonds), so go ahead and involve whatever kinks you want.

As a general rule, I can't handle scat and vomit, but pretty much any other kinks are fair game!!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket

My one biggest thing here is that I'd love to see a HEALTHY relationship between these two where both of them still remain in character. It's implied (but wow you don't need to write/draw it explicitly) that there was major character development and dialogue and serious communication, and that in the setting of this fill, these two are able to meet as equals in a mutually satisfying way. What I'm thinking of off the top of my head is a relationship where they switch off comfortably in who takes the lead, sexually (not that Vriska would ever admit to anyone that she lets Tavros top her). I like to think of a Tavros who's interested in taking the lead, but is a bit nervous and not especially confident, and a Vriska who loves getting overwhelmed with sensation, and who's actually able to let herself be a little vulnerable with him. But also Vriska takes command of Tavros very naturally! His horns would be a great place to tie up his hands, and then she'd be able to do whatever she wanted to him :::;)

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas

What we've seen of the Amporas indicates that they're pretty needy, and for Cronus in particular, I imagine that he loves to lay back and let himself be worshipped and feel like the center of his partner's universe. He seems to think that ALL attention is good attention, and he can never get enough. In that vein, I think he'd love being pushed to his absolute physical/psychological limits, since that means his partner's undivided attention is on HIM, seeing just how much he can handle and pushing him even harder. In relation to Kankri, it'd be great to see him as intensely needy, but devoted. I'm open to various Kankri interpretations, but it'd be nice to remember that he's had a vow of chastity going on for a while, but he's still new to the sex thing and it makes him nervous. Heck, it could even be firmly asexual Kankri making sure his partner is satisfied in whatever manner seems most appropriate to you!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Praise Kink

Time for vague!prompting. Okay. I have a HUGE thing for praise kink, especially in the context of talking to a sub in bdsm. Doing something difficult, or enduring it, or just being clearly, vocally appreciated really pushes my buttons. There's lots of ways to interpret this kink, and I am definitely open to however you want to view it, but here's what popped into my head. Karkat is pretty insecure and desperately wants love and affection. I have to imagine that in any quadrant, he'd give his EVERYTHING for the sake of his partner. But he doesn't have great self-esteem, and he constantly talks negatively about himself. Getting that positive feedback and being praised for what he's doing (or for just being himself) would just melt his heart. Heck, maybe he'd have a hard time accepting the praise and his partner would have to tie him up and make him take it, or maybe the praise takes him by surprise and completely overwhelms him and he throws everything into pleasing his partner. I'm flexible!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Karkat Vantas

Okay, this tag is not canonical so I can't include it above, but it's what I'm interested in: Top Drop

Vague!prompting, part deux. Top drop is a term maybe not everyone is familiar with. In terms of bdsm, after intense physical or emotional goings-on, sometimes a partner experiences an intense emotional drop. Taking care of each other in the aftermath of a bdsm session, the aftercare, is an important part of play. It's more common to see the sub crash emotionally after being suspended or flogged or whatever, and a good top will take care of them, but I'm more interested in a subversion of the classical bdsm dom/sub dichotomy. After the sex, I'd like to see the top crash, and their partner care for them. The goal of this prompt is emotional vulnerability in the aftermath of sex, and in contrast to the bdsm dynamic of the sex, I'd like to see the submissive step up and take charge when it becomes apparent their partner needs their love and attention.

I tagged Karkat because his self-loathing ways suggest to me that he might be vulnerable to this kind of crash. Or I could see Sollux being similarly self-loath-y, or Tavros being insecure and needing reassurance about his performance. But I am *TOTALLY* flexible on characters and ships for this prompt. One of the best stories with this I've ever read had Dirk and Kankri domming Cronus, and then Kankri crashed afterwards (it's on Ao3 by Laylah if you want to look it up). Any ships, threesomes, etc., I'm fine, I'd just love to feel those intense, overwhelming emotions.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Helmsman
  • Language Barrier
  • Cybernetics
  • Quadrant Confusion

Little known fact: some alien species can be wired up to your helmsman to boost its power. When Terezi's one-crewperson (plus helmsman) scout ship comes across a damaged human ship, she rescues the two survivors and hooks Rose into the system. When Dave comes to, he's less pleased with the situation than Terezi would like; it doesn't help that he doesn't understand Alternian. (Rose is at least able to draw on Sollux's knowledge.)

It would be cool if this turned into an OT4 free-for-all, but mixing and matching within the set of characters is fine too. I think it would be hilarious if Dave tried to enter into blackrom with Terezi or Sollux. Other cool things: Sollux and Rose sharing sensations/thoughts, Rose getting her body map confused with Sollux's, Dave being more concerned for Rose's sanity/wellbeing than Rose is, quadrant smearing. Dersecest appreciated but not required.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Slice of Life
  • Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society

Sollux has two kismeses, Roxy and Equius (typical, am I right?). What really complicates matters is that Roxy and Equius are flushed for each other.

I wanna see them on a date that maybe derails into furtive sex in an alley and/or a rocking awesome bar brawl before heading home for the real fun. Semi-cozy domestics the morning after would be cool too.

(Equius does not have a sex dungeon. Roxy wouldn't let him call it that. Equius has a sex PALACE.)

I know fandom likes BSDM with their Equisol, but I'm not interested in that here, thanks. Also, no humanstuck, please!

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam/Dave Strider
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship

Dave is remarkably shit at the pale quadrant but Kanaya pities him anyway. They get by. For some contrived reason, they need to convince someone they're flushed (or, more likely, Earth-style boyfriend/girlfriend). Kanaya's read romance novels about "pale w/pail" but she's never tried it before; now she has to teach Dave how to do it and still stay pale, and teach him quickly enough to avoid blowing their cover. No humanstuck, please!

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Jane Crocker
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Alternate Universe - College/University

Heiress blackrom. I figure this as a post-game college-age thing. Meenah and Jane are roommates out of convenience and it turns into something more.

If possible also include gossipy texts between Meenah and Aranea (or Vriska). Also between Jane and Roxy. No humanstuck please!

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Alternate Universe - Space Opera
  • For Science!
  • Space Pirates

Some sort of space opera AU where Mindfang is a space pirate and Ms Lalonde is a genius scientist. Two tsunderes making out. (Please avoid slavery or other dubcon.) No humanstuck please!

Requested by: nevereatdirt

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora
  • Daddy Kink

After sweeps of living practically alone and being rejected by so many, all that Eridan really wants is to be taken care of by someone. And if that someone just happens to be his dancestor, then he's more than willing to cling and call him by that strange human word "Daddy" when he asks.

Requested by: nevereatdirt

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora
  • John Egbert
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Orphaner Dualscar/John Egbert
  • Daddy Kink
  • Underage

I like to think that John is an excellent tutor to Eridan or Cronus Ampora, but their father has had his eyes on him for a while. And he seems to have taken a liking to the older man as well. Throw in a few drinks and gratuitous flirting, and these two might just end up somewhere. Though Cronus or Eridan may have something to say about him sleeping with their father.

Requested by: nevereatdirt

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Kankri Vantas
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

I like to think that before his accident Mituna was traveling to the dream bubbles and a ghost Kankri was there already. After all time is irrelevant, and real hate never dies, does it?

Requested by: nevereatdirt

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/The Signless
  • Underage

Imagine the signless meeting the scrawny, under fed descendant of one of his best friends in life. How much would he have kept repressed? And how would Sollux take to all the attention?

Requested by: nevereatdirt

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Kankri Vantas/Karkat Vantas

So many dreams and so many lessons from Kankri, but all that Karkat wants is to give him one of his own and to leave him desperate. But when he does... Kankri proves to be more than just the inexperienced wriggler that Karkat thought he was.

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Double Penetration
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like my Sollux like I like my oreos- double stuffed *u*

I suppose I'd also like it if it was fairly sweet? I mean, as sweet as those three grouchy nerds can be, anyway.

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Quiet Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Thin walls + siblings nearby = very quiet sex. And 'quiet' isn't exactly a word anyone would use to describe either of those boys.

Can be humanstuck, meteorstuck, anything. I'm not picky.

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • Dave Strider
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Consider the following - If both of them were into photography, they could totally try to fuck in a darkroom.

AfterGame AU or humanstuck would likely work best. CollegeAU with both of them being photography students?

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Other(s)

ALPHA DAVE HAS BAD SEX WITH PEOPLE WHO REGRET THE WHOLE THING AFTERWARD: THE MOIVOVIE

Okay okay, it doesn't have to be that specific, I just want Alpha Dave being the opposite of a sex god while still, somehow, having sex. Feel free to involve things like humilation, alcohol and/or drugs affecting performance, careless and off-target implementation of his partner's kinks, etc. Not really looking for hardcore kink-grade humiliation; just Famous Ultra-Badass Dave being, basically, a sexual fuckup. Rub him on anybody, everybody, furniture, potted plants...

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Fefetasprite
  • Roxy Lalonde

Dear, sweet Fefeta RAILS THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF ROXY AND SHE LOVES IT, maybe? <3 Tailfucking? <3 Just...silly huge tentacle stuffing and buckets of sparkly puce sprite-goo everywhere and 383D faces and jesus shit, maybe there's cake with sprinkles and party hats or something? Gosh.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • The Condesce
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce/The Psiioniic
  • Dehumanization
  • Rape/Non-Con

The Empress uses the Psiionic's body as a no-questions-asked fucktoy while he tools the ship around; the degree of his awareness of what's going on and how it affects his performance at the helm is left entirely up to you. This is NOT a healthy relationship. Drive the creep bus.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • ARquiusprite
  • Davesprite

A serious species-kink mismatch; one's all about lactation and the other's fucking *nesting* and neither of them really have half a clue what they're doing. Endgame sprite-code sex pollen compels them to pretend the other's not a disappointment in order to spawn a new crop of kernels for the universe to come? Weird game mechanics and desperation?

Requested by: Alarnia

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Trolling
  • Computer Viruses
  • Chatlogs
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dad/Lil Hal
Dad accidentally downloads a very talkative and flirtatious virus. feel free to mention additional characters where necessary.

IDEAS:
AR sending Dad a whole lot of gay porn in popup form, etc; meanwhile Dad tries to maintain composure and his usual politeness in conversation with AR.
AR digs up Dad's search history?
Dad thinks AR is an actual person and not a program, and so he tries to talk to him, and be all dadly to the "lonely, directionless youth in need of a good role model"

Eventually Dad masturbates????? I guess this isn't a very porny prompt aside from the pornography bits...
bonus points: lemon party

Requested by: Alarnia

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Chatlogs
  • Sensual Play
  • Dirty Talk
  • Cybersex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kankri/Lil Hal
They could both go on talking forever, but who's better at it? Arguments eventually devolve into shameless cybering, porn vids and then because kankri is celibate AR shows him ASMR videos. Eroticism and Sensual Play via text. Somehow Kankri manages to get off without actually touching himself.

Requested by: Alarnia

  • Equius Zahhak
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Equius Zahhak
  • Anal Sex
  • Cowgirl Position
  • Parody
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

John rides Equius' giant dick like hes on his Green Slime Ghost Pogo Ride. The sillier John is and the more embarrassed Equius is, the better. John has to get bucked off his bronko at the end, don't ask me how it should just happen.

bonus points: John earns the top point score. all of the game puns

Requested by: Alarnia

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Dad
  • Frottage
  • Exhibitionism
  • Office Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Anal Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dad's a businessman in some generic office building. Enter Bro, a tech guy hired to take care of a bug in the network. and one day they work late and find themselves alone in the building.

Bro has a very dirty mind.

bonus points: in the elevator, in the cubicle, doing it next to the box of donuts in the break room, eating the donuts mid-coitus, giving/receiving handjobs/blowjobs secretly from underneath one's desk.

Requested by: Alarnia

  • Dave Strider
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Cowboys & Cowgirls
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dave unlocks his inner texan, and Tavros is a very confused longhorn.

this is pretty open ended. But bondage might be nice??? y'know because lassos and all that.

Requested by: ClosetPieces

  • Dirk Strider
  • Omorashi
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial

There are two ways you can go with this - the bladder desperation way, or the orgasm denial way. Either way the prompt is basically the same.

I basically want to see Dirk in a battle with his own body, whether he's been holding all day, or he hasn't let himself cum for a week. He's desperate but he's going to push himself just a little further because he's Dirk Strider and he can handle this. Either way it should be something he's doing because he enjoys it.

(If you go the omo way, my biggest request is he sees it all the way to the end - no giving in and deciding to let go. He should be holding on until his body literally can't anymore.)

Requested by: ClosetPieces

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Eridan Ampora/Gamzee Makara

Bulge/nook headcanon is kinda required for this one.

What I'd really like is to see here is one of these two preventing the other from unsheathing, either due to something he's wearing, or the other character's hand, or even some kind of drug in his system. I want him needy and desperate and unable to cum until he's allowed. Bondage is totally acceptable, as is a dom/sub situation or blackrom. I don't have any preference regarding which one of them is dominant.

Requested by: ClosetPieces

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Gamzee Makara
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Pure blackrom. These are two characters who are strong as hell and know it. Gamzee can get inside his head and manipulate him with chucklevoodoos, but only half of the time - the other half he'd be up against the wall pinned by psionics while Sollux completely dominates him. Neither one would ever be 100% on top, but that's the thrill and the challenge of it, both knowing that the other could flip it around on them in an instant.

Basically I just want something good and black between my two favorite characters, with at least one flip regarding who's in control (or both of them being in equal control and hateloving it).

Requested by: lildogie

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Lil Hal (with an android body, or just as a program) finds Bro more appreciative of his gifts than Dirk. (Adult Hal, please.)

Requested by: lildogie

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Desperation
  • Multiple Penetration
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kankri hits mating season and needs more than one quadrantmate to see him through it.

Requested by: lildogie

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Equius Zahhak
  • Sex Toys
  • Size Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Equius woos Sollux with his mechanical prowess. Sollux plays hard-to-get.

Requested by: lildogie

  • Dirk Strider
  • Other(s)
  • Sawtooth/Dirk Strider
  • Light Dom/sub
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bondage

It doesn't really count as giving up control if you programmed the one holding the reins, does it?

Requested by: IgnotusSomnium

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Oral Sex
  • Double Penetration
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like that Jade is really sweet and silly while also being able to snap orders and not take bullshit. (If you're doing art, I'd prefer DP to oral.)

Requested by: IgnotusSomnium

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sensation Play
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The fact that Rose and Kanaya are both very classy ladies does not preclude them from also being total dorks.

Requested by: IgnotusSomnium

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Uniform Kink
  • Dom/sub
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Somehow Dave finds out he likes being ordered around by a lady in uniform. Who knew?

Requested by: Querel

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Polyamory
  • Sibling Incest
  • Exhibitionism
  • Voyeurism
  • Sex Toys
  • Underage

Just four young teenagers who are horny and in love with each other exploring bodies and making each other feel wonderful. Lots of kisses, please, and a cuddly afterglow.

Requested by: Querel

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Ashen Romance | Auspistice
  • Sexual Frustration
  • Double Penetration
  • Aftercare
  • Hurt/Comfort

Karkat auspitizes for the extraordinarily lethal black romance between Sollux and Eridan by being the ventpoint for their sexual tension. If it were anyone else, it'd kill them but because it's Karkat and because Sollux and Eridan care for him so much, they manage to reign in their hatred for the chance to have him take care of them. And then them take care of him after fucking him brutally.

Requested by: Querel

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Mom
  • Pegging
  • Dom/sub Play
  • Sloppy Makeouts
  • Dirty Talk
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Friendship/Love

Bro and Mom have been friends for years, thick as thieves and notoriously strong and beautiful. They're best bros when it comes to public life but behind doors, they like to get up to a little kinky playtime together. Should be playful and funny and intimate while still being dirty and super erotic.

Requested by: cladoMasochist

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Kankri Vantas
  • Black Romance
  • First Time
  • Loss of Virginity
  • Underage

Kankri and Mituna awkward first time blackrom. Tagged for underage because I'd like this either before Mituna's pan-frying (although I'd appreciate it if you didn't make them super super young) or in some sort of situation where they're a little older and Kankri has gotten over himself a little bit (or at least enough to admit he has a libido). Either way, Kankri has no idea what he's actually doing when it comes to sex but he has read books, Mituna has never done blackrom before (but he and Latula have a good redrom thing and it's not so different, maybe?), they both think they are awesome at sex, they are both very wrong.

Requested by: cladoMasochist

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Furry

This is really massively self-indulgent (but I suppose that's the point), but dragonstuck. Someone fucks a dragon. That is the core of the prompt here, I'm am not particularly picky as whether Jade or Karkat is the dragon. I'd like this to be enthusiastic on everyone's part, though, so a fully sapient dragon who is capable of consent is a must. Bonus for in heat/mating season, and the more xeno the better. I would not be adverse to this becoming a threesome/moresome if the prompt took you that way, as long as Jade and Karkat are central (I'm totally fine with just Jadekat, too).

"In heat" added because I am Very Yes about that sort of thing, especially the desperation aspect of it. Territoriality, weird xeno noises, and weird xeno junk are all highly encouraged!

Requested by: cladoMasochist

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Piercings
  • Body Modification
  • Painplay

I love bodymod, and I love Karkat, two great tastes that taste great together. Anyway! Starting as a 'fuck you' to everyone and continuing because he really enjoys it, Karkat gets big into bodymod, and then he's really getting off on bodymod. New piercing, new tattoo, new scarification, new brand, whatever. I'd love to see Karkat getting something, and being ridiculously turned on by it. I'm down with Karkat solo, but I'm also down with piercing play with a partner (I don't ship GamKar banging, but other than that I will happily take Karkat with anyone, or multiple anyones). My kindgom and eternal love for corset piercings!

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • The Condesce
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Condesce/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Hero Worship
  • Underage

Karkat is more than a little intimidated in the presence of the Alternian gold standard for beauty and warrior prowess. Meanwhile, Her Imperious Condescension channels her past life as the Meenah from Beforus and finds herself crushing super hard on Shouty McNubs.

Imagine the awe of being seven sweeps and finding yourself the apple of an immortal empress's eye (and vice versa, being half a fuck billion years old and hardcore and sexy as a motherfucker, yet for some reason going soft over a mutant pipsqueak). The empress can have anyone she wants. Her list of old lovers is a collection of concubines, trained courtesans, great figures of history, legendary war heroes, lords, ladies, Grand Highbloods, and none other than Troll Hellen of Troy herself. But now here's Karkat. Nub-horns, scrawny limbs, soft belly, insolent temper, prone to tears. And yet she is just like 'I have the weirdest boner'.

Any rating will do (but mama likes it to be more than PG, at least).

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Davesprite
  • Bro/Davesprite
  • Sibling Incest
  • Cloaca
  • Underage
  • Hero Worship

Bro is hot and big brotherly and loves Dave. He is also an arrogant jackass who withholds approval and uses borderline abusive child-rearing techniques.

Dave wants so desperately to be like Bro. The fixation tampered with his self esteem. And his interpersonal communication skills rank somewhere between an eggshell and a lizard, which only gets worse when he becomes half-bird-with-a-sword-jammed-in-its-torso.

What happened between Bro and Davesprite before they went to fight Jack? Some taboo impulses came to a boil, of course. And these fuckers are so emotionally incompetent that they can barely articulate what is going on in their heads. They communicate more with body language than with spoken words ifyaknowwhatI'msaying. It's raunchy. It's flagrantly incestuous. Both parties are desperate and disgusted but so motherfucking starved for it that they don't care. (And I want some cloaca poontang, what up)

[And maybe if it were told through Bro's perspective, that would be cool. I'm a sucker for big brothers wrestling with two different forms of love combined with feelings of responsibility.]

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Grand Highblood
  • Grand Highblood/Feferi Peixes
  • Xeno
  • Underage
  • Rape/Non-Con

GHB is huge and blood-stained and vicious and crass and old and ugh. Feferi is a princess and young and cute and vivacious and wears that wispy little sarong thing. Are you with me so far? Good because I want to see him fuck her really bad.

I have no goddamn clue what this involves. I guess he should have a horrible mouth on him. Dirty talking, making gross comments, totally unromantic, maybe even superior and a little condescending, etc. Feferi is resistant and repulsed (but also frustrated at herself for getting off). I just want to see a big, disgusting, beastly man fucking a sweet, feisty, young girl.

And thank you if anyone tries to tackle this. I've been searching for it for a while.

[I tagged this as non-con and underage, but if you want to make it consensual and/or age her up that's totally fine]

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde/Alpha Dave Strider
  • Incest
  • Underage

I can't find it now, but a while back there was a neat bit of Roxy/Alpha Dave fanart that consisted of her sitting in his lap and playing Pokemon on her Gameboy while he watched. And there was something about him helping her when she gets stuck and mumbling suggestions. It was super sweet and tame.

I guess I want to see where that goes. Dave is the hot older cousin/brother/uncle in his swank-as-shit suits and Roxy is a sixteen-year-old PYT with a love of dapper fellas. And secretly Dave is super anxious around girls (read: everyone) and Roxy is hungry for affection.

So yeah. They should probably make out or whatever. Or maybe there should be some oral sex action. Dave's gotta at least grope her. And run his mouth. Say some hot'n dirty shit and then get all flustered and fuck it up. And Roxy is just ;)

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno

Dave gives Karkat a bath and they make out.

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

Requested by: thesweatyhentai

  • Dave Strider
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider
  • First Time
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So I think it would be really funny to have like an awkward and kind of terrible first attempt at sex. Like maybe they're making out and it's fine but then someone has to ask "Um, so, do you want to do it, or...?" Like maybe neither of them has condoms and they have to go get them or they can't figure out who wants to suck whose dick or whatever. Any level of sex is fine by the way. They could even give up half-way through because it's just not working at all and watch a movie instead or something.

Requested by: thesweatyhentai

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like them to find some common ground on something and each decide "I guess he's not that bad." And that could lead to either redrom or blackrom. Maybe they just decide they both really care about Feferi, or both think cat videos (or whatever the troll equivalent of cats is if you're doing trolls) are really great, or both have a strange but intense love for snails. Any degree of relationship/sex is fine.

Requested by: thesweatyhentai

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Equius Zahhak
  • Humanstuck
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like something where Eridan is some kind of important person like an heir to company or maybe even actual royalty, but due to some stupid circumstances like maybe he hates his family and wants to be self-supporting, he has some really lame job (maybe in food service? retail?) and meets Equius that way. Equius finds out about Eridan's status and finds that really hot and Eridan agrees to do him because...he's horny? The plot doesn't really have to be that important or long. But I think Equius would be into like asphyxiation and maybe bondage and he tries to get Eridan to do kinky stuff with him but Eridan's not super into it. But maybe he does it anyway and enjoys himself after all.

Requested by: ashkatom

  • The Dolorosa
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Rape/Non-Con

I would love to see a take on these two that isn't the usual 'Mindfang rescued Dolorosa from Dualscar and now they are truly in love' plotline that I usually see going around, one that acknowledges just how gross and terrible their relationship would be with slavery and, well, Mindfang. If you can throw in headgames and severe emotional pain, I am yours forever.

Requested by: ashkatom

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam

I really like these two as kismeses, with Porrim tearing Cronus's shit down, but if you can cover that dynamic from a redrom (or a conciliatory-with-buckets!) standpoint, I would be equally as interested in reading that! Terrible people getting their history thrown sexily in their face is my kink.

Requested by: ashkatom

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder/Dirk Strider

I realise that it has been done before, but I am a total sucker for AR being in total, smug control and needling Dirk. Bonus points if it is in front of other people, thus further challenging Dirk's cool.

Requested by: ashkatom

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket

I am a huge fan of anything Scourge Sisters, but if you're looking for something specific to get your mind going, I'd love something with them older, maybe in the dreambubbles, where bittersweet closure is the name of the game.

Requested by: ashkatom

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic/The Signless

Okay, I had to ask for my rarepair. Uh, raretrio. If you've never come across it before, I ship it as an after-death-in-the-dreambubbles kind of thing, where Suf's capacity for forgiveness, Psi's capacity for hating jerks, and Dualscar's being hot all backfire in sexy and emotionally compromising ways. If you fill this request, I am legally obligated to smile about it at least twice a day for a fortnight.

Requested by: DeepClosetFan

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Trolls on Earth
  • Petstuck
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Gamzee's owner (your choice) runs a Troll breeding service and purebred Gamzee is finally entering heat! So they decide to go out and get a proper mate to make purebred babies only for him to insist on the paperless, mutant "freak" Karkat (whose current owner is trying to sell him off as "rare") who just so happens to be going into heat soon as well.

Bonus points for "Mpreg" on Karkat's end

(Bulge+Nook headcanon preferred)

Requested by: DeepClosetFan

  • The Condesce
  • Grand Highblood
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Condesce/Grand Highblood/The Signless
  • Rape/Non-Con

After capturing the Signless, the Grand Highblood and the Condesce decide to have fun with him against his will, even if he enjoys it come the end. Please include double-penetration ;)

(Bulge+Nook headcanon preferred)

Requested by: DeepClosetFan

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Kurloz Makara/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

While hanging out in a dream bubble, Kurloz stumbles upon Kankri's mind and tries to mess up his train of thought (so much thinking~) by sending him dirty messages while he's lecturing someone. A flabbergasted Kankri ensues and he ultimately runs off in embarrassment.

Bonus points for Kurloz following and them actually getting it on.

(Bulge+Nook headcanon preferred)

Requested by: DeepClosetFan

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Horrorterrors/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For whatever reason, the Horrorterrors needs a "virgin sacrifice" to deflower in order for the meteor to make it to the new session and Karkat turns out to be the only virgin. After shooing the others away (if they are secretly watching that's totes okay ;)) Karkat gets around to the tentacle fun time sex. I don't want this to be rape, so please make the HT gentle in their menstruation of the little mutie and have Karkat enjoy it.

(Bulge+Nook headcanon preferred)

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Aradia Megido
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Bondage
  • Light Bondage
  • Rape Aftermath
  • Fight Sex
  • Bukkake
  • Manhandling
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

well i really would like to see some rough sex with aradia and vriska, with aradia on top

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Red Romance
  • Clothed Sex
  • Handcuffs
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • First Kiss
  • Genderbending
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

terezi kind of raping karkat would be ok! either human genitals or tentacle genitals, in fact tentacle genitals would be even better, it coul be even a theresome with jonh. oh, and for gender bend i like more female karkat and female terezi.

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket
  • Femdom
  • Genderbending
  • Submission
  • Tentabulges
  • Fetish Clothing
  • First Time
  • Rape/Non-Con

i don't want a genderbent male on male, female on female or male on female it's ok,like female tarvos and male vriska, but is not a must, and i would like those fairy suits, and vriska kind of raping or forcing tarvos is ok too

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Gamzee Makara/Kanaya Maryam
  • Clothed Sex
  • Tentabulges
  • Blushing
  • Hugs
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Undressing
  • Underage

just them doin it.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Dave Strider
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Dave Strider
  • Wrestling
  • Sexual Tension
  • Accidental Stimulation
  • Frottage

I ship 'em red, first off! They're rare, but have a cute potential dynamic. Think about this for 'em, if I need to win you over:
-Sharing an affinity for simplistic art styles.
-The infamous Akwete Purrmusk interaction (off-screen).
-Strife-worthy nerds.
-Whiny, needy cool kid + wild, affectionate sass master. Actually, scratch that; both of them are sass masters.

In general, I adore POC and gender/sexuality-varied character interpretations, as well as varied body types. Age is also fun to play with, be it via gaps or aging both of them up, significantly. AUs are also always glorious (especially species swaps. I am feeling species swaps pretty hard, right now. Human!Nep and Troll!Dave? Or both of them as trolls, mmm). Consider everything in the tags and description as seasoning: great for adding flavor, but optional! If I suggest something in these lists that you're more comfortable writing than what's in the tags, don't let me stop you (especially since I list things that I like). Follow your heart, friend.

I love the idea of Nepeta and Dave starting out without sexual intentions--just wrestling playfully, possibly with nipping and snapping teeth on air and growliness--and then maybe awkward boners pop up, or someone finds a spot to bite that really turns the other on. If you'd like to go with wrestling, this is my favorite thing about it: when it stops being purely playful, and shifts into a game of 'how long can I pretend this is still just a game' before it becomes unbearable. The best thing about this plot(?) device is that it works wonderfully for inexperienced characters who end up desperately pawing at each other, and with characters who have beaten around the bush with each other enough for the sex to be intuitive.

So, sexual tension. Building it is the equivalent to keysmashing the rad buttons of my heart.

Sex acts I love include:
-Any kind of (safe) anal play (including tail plugs!)
-Biting/scratching (with or without drawing blood)
-Oral sex, oh man, oral sex. It's rad no matter who gives it to who. It's even radder when they both do it for the other, at some point.
-Riding position
-Cuddling
-So many kisses. Kisses everywhere, either sweet or downright raunchy.
-Desperate frottage
-Pinning/holding/other rowdy wrestly things
-Dirty talk (even if awkward, unsuccessfully sexy, or if it ends in embarrassed giggling on all sides)
-Roleplaying, in general
-Wrecking the heck out of each other, in general; turning each other into needy piles of 'please more yeah thanks'

Specific headcanons I love include:
-Tall, broad, and bara Nep.
-Littler (than Nep) Dave.
-POC. Dish that out like Oprah, because I will love it no matter what.
-Tentabulge + nook for troll junk.
-Paw print tattoos. Tattoos in general. On either of them.
-Nep who cat puns aloud as much as normal people pun (i.e., hardly ever, unless being a little shit).
-Nep tops/gives Dave the sexing/whatever term you prefer for this (with or without penetration of nooks/butts/etc).
--That isn't to say that Dave has to lay there and do nothing, though! Active bottoms/sexual receivers are rad as heck.
---Hell they can even wrestle more for topsies that would be a-okay. That would be more than a-okay, actually.

I hope this is detailed enough to give you ideas to work with! Thank you for filling, friend.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Damara Megido
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Damara Megido
  • Spanking
  • Paddling
  • Sexual Inexperience

Shipping 'em black, because Damara loves to wreck shit that Porrim loves to nurture.

In general, I adore POC and gender/sexuality-varied character interpretations, as well as varied body types. Age is also fun to play with, be it via gaps or aging both of them up, significantly. AUs are also always glorious. Consider everything in the tags and description as seasoning: great for adding flavor, but optional! If I suggest something in these lists that you're more comfortable writing than what's in the tags, don't let me stop you (especially since I list things that I like). Follow your heart, friend.

So, sexual inexperience! I'd love that tacked onto Damara, because for as much as she loves to talk, I think she'd have a harder time following through. Heck, I think everyone knows someone who loves to talk big without delivering. It's also canonical that Porrim has sexual experience, so if she ever understood half of what Damara was saying, it'd be one hell of a ride. A ride on the sexy magic carpet, where Porrim shows Damara the world that she's only admired from afar, before.

As an aside, I'd like this to be a healthy blackrom. No non-con or abuse, please.

Sex acts I love include:
-Biting/scratching (rainbowdrinker Porrim? Bitey kisses?)
-Oral sex, oh man, oral sex.
-Humiliation (of varying intensity, delivered by Porrim)
-Dirty talk (because Damara already does it, for starters)
-Bondage (of varying degrees, again delivered by Porrim)
-Spanking/Paddling/Flogging
-Play piercing/tattooing (and both in general, especially for Porrim)
-Orgasm denial
-Overstimulation
-Multiple orgasms

Specific headcanons I love include:
-POC (if humanstuck). Dish that out like Oprah, because I will love it no matter what.
-Tentabulge + nook for troll junk.
-Porrim nitpicking at Damara's clothing before/during/after sex. ("That's hideous," "Don't just throw it on the floor. Fold it!").
-Damara using Porrim's clothing pickiness as a blackrom device (wearing things she knows Porrim hates, or tearing clothes, or tossing them all in the worst spots).
-Genital piercings for Porrim, among others.
-Damara still cosplays, but keeps it closeted because Rufioh Must Never Know (That Asshat).

I hope this is detailed enough to give you ideas to work with! Thank you for filling, friend.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Dirk Strider
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Dirk Strider
  • Oral Sex
  • Face-Sitting
  • Sensory Deprivation
  • Body Worship
  • Master/Slave

I sat to think about quadrants, but couldn't pick one. I will say that I ship these two as hate friends with benefits, on the minimum. It's weird with Dirk's homosexuality, but troll sex/gender is also hella weird (in the fandom, at least). Call this a guilty pleasure.

In general, I adore POC and gender/sexuality-varied character interpretations, as well as varied body types. Age is also fun to play with, be it via gaps or aging both of them up, significantly. AUs are also always glorious. Consider everything in the tags and description as seasoning: great for adding flavor, but optional! If I suggest something in these lists that you're more comfortable writing than what's in the tags, don't let me stop you (especially since I list things that I like). Follow your heart, friend.

In terms of tags, this round, I was imagining Meenah and Dirk having a Master/Slave relationship. This could be healthily done or not, but I'd appreciate at least a baseline (bassline for the pun) of dubious camaraderie, between the two. Heck, you can pull Stockholm if that's how you want to work it. I can do Dirk suffering, but I don't want him to hate everything, basically. This can be developed, as well--maybe Meenah conquered Earth and took Dirk as her pet, but developed respect for him as a living being the longer she had him. Or maybe not. Maybe she just covets him.

Sex acts I love include:
-Any kind of (dubiously safe??) anal play
-Biting/scratching (with or without drawing blood)
-Oral sex, oh man, oral sex. Especially queening/facesitting (empressing? Hitting so many puns, here). Or Dirk lavishing affection on Meenah's bulge, if she's a troll.
-Riding position
-Doggy style
-Dirk getting hot about general care of Meenah (helping to wash/dry/brush/braid her hair, for example). Or Dirk getting weirdly hot over any kind of care/maintenance. Does this stem from neglect issues? You tell me, Freud.
-If Meenah's a troll, Dirk getting hot about weird troll things (maybe the texture of her skin, her gills, any other alien differences you'd like to include).
-Both of these also tie into body worship. I'd also dig Meenah loving the weird human things about Dirk (body temperature, scent, size, whatever floats your boat).
-Leashes, collars, any sort of pet play-esque bondage.

Specific headcanons I love include:
-Tall, gangly, anglerfish-toothed Meenah.
-Trolls being overall larger than humans (so even if Dirk's a big guy, she still gets height on him).
-POC. Dish that out like Oprah, because I will love it no matter what.
-Tentabulge + nook for troll junk.
-Meenah splurging on clothing that flaunts what Dirk's got (latex, leather, fancy shit in fuchsia, etc).
-Also, piercings or tattoos. Lots of gold and fuchsia.
-Dirk coming up with elaborate (political? fuck shit up?) schemes for Meenah, which she sometimes doesn't even hear due to charging horns-first into a situation. Maybe this applies to their sex life. Maybe he exerts his micromanaging agency by luring her into doing naughty things to him. It probably works.
-Piggybacking off of that, Dirk's love of manipulation totally lets him get in good with Meenah, when they aren't being assholes to each other.

I hope this is detailed enough to give you ideas to work with! Thank you for filling, friend.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Dave Strider
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Nepeta Leijon/Dave Strider
  • Polyamory
  • Master/Pet
  • Threesome
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Dominance

Imagine Dave and Rose flanking Nepeta. Now imagine two red arrows coming off of them, pointing at Nepeta. They are reciprocated. Now imagine a black and pale pink arrow coming off of Rose and pointing to Dave, who has really confused squiggly lines back at Rose.

Basically, I'm thinking this: Rose and Nepeta having a friends-with-benefits or red relationship; Dave and Nepeta having a friends-with-benefits or red relationship; Rose having a pale relationship with Dave that includes one-sided black solicitations (that he has no idea what to do with); and all of this joining together for (at least) one sexually confusing night. Maybe Nepeta gets ashen between them.

Anyway, I'd dig Nepeta being polyamorous with both of them, if that is a ball you want to roll. What's better than shipping one quadrant? Shipping one quadrant with multiple people, even if it might be culturally taboo for trolls. Feel more than free to world build!

That paragraph that has been recurring for every request so far? Still applies. I figured you might be tired of looking at it, by now. Onto potential scenarios for you to play with (or not play with, at your discretion)!

The first thing that came to mind for this pairing was, "I want Dave to feel really, really awkward about his metaphorical/literal boner. Because Rose. But two hotties. But /Rose/. But look at her and Nep--but /ROSE/." This implies a certain fraction of incest, but you don't have to spin it that way. There are step-siblings and also those friends that you'd feel hella awkward about ever touching with your genitals, am I right? Heck, maybe she's his therapist. There are so many ways to make Dave's boner awkward, here.

The first scenario that came to mind focuses on an established pet play relationship between Rose and Nepeta. Rose loves cats. Why not a sexy not-cat that acts like one for shared pleasure? Plus, they'd be cute together. But maybe Dave knows about this (because maybe Rose makes sure to drop plenty of slice of bedroom life tidbits for him to mull over), and maybe he's interested. Maybe he's already with Nepeta, too. Both Nepeta and Rose are interested in playing, regardless, so it happens.

Trolls, humans, canon species, just go nuts. Go nuts with setting, too. Everything. This is an entirely self-indulgent playground.

Sex acts I love include:
-Pet play, of course.
--Rose making Nepeta service she and Dave individually, at times.
--Rose also making a big, hot show out of it.
-Toys. Any kind. Go nuts.
-Nepeta being the filling of the Strilonde Oreo.
--Rose making jabs at Dave around Nepeta.
--Nepeta having to get her ashen on, because if you have to stop sexing to heckle then you're doing it wrong.
--Rose using Nepeta to play a game of 'inappropriate sex chicken' with Dave. I'd prefer her pulling strings to make Dave aroused/awkward, instead of providing him with direct sexual stimulation.
-Rose pulling all of the strings, in general. Like being the sex game master, but also a participant. (Dominating, basically.)
-Multiple orgasms
-Voyeurism
-Exhibitionism

Specific headcanons I love include:
-Powerful and petite Nepeta (Oh-ho, a contrast to the first request! I'm covering my two favorite Nepeta bases, basically.)
-Tentabulge + nook for trolls
-If humanstuck, non-binary headcanons would be greatly appreciated here. Your pick as to which character(s), but being comfortable in their own skin would be great. If you're curious, Rose gives me a lot of general non-binary feelings.
-Okay you've seen most of my recurring themes, so. Some of the stuff listed for the first prompt may even fit better for this one!

This is long, a rare pair on both ends, and also a mess of specificities (that, once again, you can pick and choose from). Thank you for slogging through all of these requests. Goodness knows I have Strilondes + wild girl (Nepeta, mostly) problems.

Requested by: queenofthenight

  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope

I think these two could be really cute flushed. I kind of want one of them to be asexual (I'm thinking John, but I'm okay for either) but happy to do something non-penetrative for their partner because they like making them happy. Maybe they're kind of shy about it, but their partner is really nicely encouraging and the asexual one doesn't magically suddenly start wanting sex and there's a lot of reassurance and trying new things and communication and awkwardness and they're both happy with it and cuddle afterwards.
If you don't want to go for the asexuality thing just some really nice non-penetrative sex would be cool because you can totally have a great time without penetration, especially on the first time, and I want there to be more fics like that.

Requested by: queenofthenight

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

Pre-drunk Rose, who I see as attempting to be in control of every situation, actually giving up control to Kanaya. Bondage if you like.

Requested by: queenofthenight

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas

One of them borrowing/taking the other's clothes and the other one being really possessive and all "see look they're mine"
Bonus if there's biting to mark them to claim them even more
I really don't mind if this is flushed or caliginous but I can see it being caliginous and the one taking the other's clothes on purpose to show they could sneak right in to their personal space and steal it from under the other one's nose.

Requested by: queenofthenight

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Porrim Maryam/Vriska Serket

Porrim spanking Vriska for being a total jerk to one of her friends. Vriska enjoys it and Porrim won't let her come until she apologises.
Points if she does it in front of the troll Vriska was rude to and they're just like "aw man not again now I have to stick around for the apology". Or they could just like watching. Y'know, either or.

Requested by: gendersquare

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Trans Male Character
  • Incest

Trans Stridercest please! A universe close to canon would be ideal, but if you have a good AU idea, that could work too. The particular appeal for me with canon is that one or both of them might not realize the other is trans. My personal favorite is that they're both FtM and Dave isn't on hormones yet whereas Dirk is on T and has had top surgery, but any FAAB non-female-identifying Striders is cool with me.

I'm fine with nearly any terminology or sexual acts, as long as there isn't explicit feminization (no wearing dresses or talking about having a "pretty cunt" please, but vaginal penetration or saying "clit" instead of "dick" is fine). Bonus points for bondage, sadomasochism, angst, piercings, tattoos, anal play, or some combination of the above.

I'd like at least a touch of weirdness or angst about their genetic relation, even if it's one-sided. If you'd like to emphasize it, I'm certainly alright with dubcon or lots of shame afterwards, but having that weirdness play only a secondary role is fine by me too.

Requested by: gendersquare

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Omorashi
  • Wetting
  • Alcohol

Roxy gets drunk and needs to pee, but realizes she's actually kind of turned on by the sensation. She decides to masturbate and ends up wetting the bed.

I'm fine with Roxy fantasizing about practically any character while she does this, with the exception of Calliope. Roxy/Dirk, Roxy/AR, and Roxy/Jake are my favorites, but don't feel restricted by those!

If she's sort of embarrassed by this kink, that'd be ideal. I'm imagining her trying to hold her bladder, but losing it bit by bit, and being far too turned on to stop.

Requested by: gendersquare

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Polyamory
  • BDSM

Terezi tops both Dave and Karkat. Maybe Dave and Karkat are both into each other, or maybe they're not, but she certainly wants them to interact *and* for both of them to do stuff for her. Lots of hot threeway sex with a side of dominance/submission. The specifics of their relationship are up to you, but my favorite option is the three of them in an ongoing polyamorous relationship.

Possible activities & kinks: Knifeplay, cunnilingus, bondage, "forced" bi, wetting/watersports, petplay, humiliation, caning, spanking, anal play, dacryphilia, waxplay, wet & messy, blood.

Any genital configuration is fine. Trans and nonbinary characters are great, any type of troll genitals are great, whatever inspires you!

Requested by: gendersquare

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Karkat Vantas
  • Alternate Universe - Slavery
  • Dacryphilia
  • Rape/Non-Con

On an alternate Alternia where many if not most lowbloods are slaves to highbloods, Meenah ends up with Karkat as her slave. Whether she saved him from culling upon his blood color being discovered, or his unusual blood actually made him a valuable commodity, or something else entirely happened is up to you. I want aggressive, enthusiastic Meenah and grumpy, angry, & terrified Karkat.

I want Karkat to be attracted to Meenah but also afraid for his life. Meenah takes what she wants and gets off on how much Karkat is intimidated by her (as much as he tries to maintain his defense mechanisms at first). Crying seems like a no-brainer; if you can figure out how to incorporate fear wetting as well, great, but definitely not vital. Nearly any other kinks are OK but please no scat or extreme gore (cutting, hitting, etc is fine, but pulling eyes out of sockets or amputations are not).

Requested by: gendersquare

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Jake English/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Group Sex
  • Gangbang

Dave is the bottom (and possibly someone's submissive). Dirk, Jake, and John turn him into a total mess (preferably consensually). AU or near-canon is fine, any combination of relationships is fine, even adding extra male characters (such as trolls participating or Bro watching) is fine but of course not necessary!

If this is an AU, it could happen at a sex club or party of some sort to add an element of exhibitionism. Privacy of someone's home with just the four of them also works! Teasing, bukkake, spanking, light bondage, blindfolding, and humiliation are all lovely; please no severe damage or unrealistically challenging sex acts (such as two penises in the same orifice).

I like FtM Dave just as much as I like cis Dave, but if that's the case, please have at least one other top be trans, and don't have any of the humiliation be focused around gender (though it's fine if they utilize all available holes).

Requested by: CyanSonata

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

DirkJake is my OTP so pretty much anything would tickle my fancy for this but bonus points for any of the following - gun play, knife play, bondage, gagging, sensory kink (ie them both having been isolated for so long human touches is HOLY SHIT.) I also adore control freak Dirk having control taken away from him in the bedroom (consensual.) With any BDSM elements used please include the establishment of safewords etc.

Requested by: CyanSonata

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
  • Crossdressing
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I absolutely adore the idea of Dave and Jade casually crossdressing in the bedroom. No gender issues please, just Dave in a slinky dress and Jade in a suit having sex. Pegging is fine but not required. Can also include bondage, whips/crops, and general toys.

Requested by: CyanSonata

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Omorashi
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Pale/pitch flip. Vriska using mind control to prevent Kanaya from using the bathroom until she wets herself. Primary focus on the desperation/wetting please. Sex after is fine but not required.

Requested by: CyanSonata

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Incest
  • Underage

Cousins Rose and Roxy at the same high school. Roxy is a cheerleader and Rose is the creepy goth kid. School locker room shower sex. Cheerleading uniforms are literally the hottest things ever. Rose wholeheartedly agrees with this sentiment.

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/Bro Strider
  • Black Romance
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Bro meets Condie. Is it a dream bubble? Alternate timeline? Shenanigains? Whatever it is, it's hate at first sight. Sparks fly, and the two of them exchange witty barbs before simultaniously fucking and fighting for the fate of the universe.

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Eridan Ampora/Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Anything goes! I just love these two dorks so much! Kink and fluff and them being beutifull salvaged wrecks togeather.

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde
  • Black Romance
  • Bondage
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Snarky, kinky, totaly engaged blackrom with no holds barred. I'd love to see them using thier powers to hold eachother down, outwiting eachother, and generaly having a grand old time fucking and fighting.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Polyamory
  • Light Bondage
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A preexisting poly relationship, I would like to see Karkat having a bad day (for whatever reason) and both Sollux and Terezi decide to help him feel better with sexy cuddles. Karkat has a hard time being shown soft affection and won't let it happen unless they tie him down first (soft cuffs, scarves, nothing too hardcore) maybe a blindfold, but all in all, very soft, gentle bondage. Would love to get cavities if you did this prompt, humanstuck or trolls.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Egg Laying
  • Inflation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So lately I've been batting around this idea that trolls were once an egglaying species until evolution eventually fobbed the egg creation and laying off on the Mothergrubs. The equipment and internal mechanisms for egg laying were then shifted to combining material and then expelling it to be given to the mothergrubs. However, with the right push, a troll's body can be tricked into long term retention of material/objects. Kinky couples have realized this and there is a subculture of trolls into egg laying using various aids. I was thinking some kind of egg shaped orb(s) that gets put in the troll at a small size (marble or smaller sized) and then expands to a larger size (egg sized) as the toy(s) absorb fluid/material over time. The troll carrying the toys have to deal with all of the physical and emotional ramifications of carrying a belly full of fake eggs that come pretty close to simulating the real thing.

So for the prompt, one of the two (your pick) discovers this subculture and thinks it's pretty neat and wants to try it out, to the other's chagrin.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Asexuality
  • Dom/sub
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'm sure this has been done to death, but yeah...

Cronus keeps hitting on Kankri, hoping that his apparent inexperience will give him a leg up, trying to claim topping status in the relationship and thinking he can 'break open' Kankri's shell.
Kankri is actually not inexperienced. He discovered that he is very much asexual due to past experiences but that he still enjoys dom/sub play. He manages to flip the tables on Cronus and rocks/wrecks his world with barely more than his force of will. Bonus points if Cronus keeps trying to pleasure Kankri physically and Kankri has to keep telling him to knock it off and he's enjoying himself just fine without being molested, thank you very much!
Either troll or humanstuck, your pick.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Aradia Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • Public Scene
  • Sex Toys
  • Dom/sub

I just love domme!Aradia and sub!Equius and I love the idea of quiet, subtle domming in public with hidden remote control sex toys and the kind of behavior that can come off chivalrous instead of submissive to a vanilla public

Requested by: Pepperdant

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Mpreg
  • Oviposition
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death

Any sort of quadrant vacillation, whether it goes from pale to red or black or all over. Can be adorable or very dramatic, can be kinky or any combination of things, or all of them. Graphic stuff, death, or mpreg/ovi is not required, only partial to! ;w;

Requested by: Pepperdant

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Summoner
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Redrom? Redrom.
Redrum.

Maybe Dualscar spent a little too much time around Mindfang and her new 'friend' and things kind of led into each other, maybe some unwise choices from drinking, maybe something more serious.

Requested by: Pepperdant

  • Jake English
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Jake English
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please for the love of pete, be consensual and sweet. Hussie's kinda broken my heart over this pairing and made me feel bad for shipping but English Muffin has a soft spot in my heart and honestly as long as it's something where both parties are okay with it I'm okay with it.
Thank you.

Requested by: Pepperdant

  • Grand Highblood
  • Mituna Captor
  • Come Inflation
  • Master/Slave
  • Ownership
  • Dubious Consent
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Well lack of a better tag at the moment. Highblood is rather intrigued by the busted psionic and decides to keep him as a pet. He's a few parts amused and aggravated by the goldblood's behavior, and at some point down the line they wind up pulling the pailing thing. COULD veer into dubcon territory, so threw the warning in there as well. ;w;

Requested by: Ellesra

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak
  • Robots
  • Gangbang
  • Any Warning

Equius suggests bringing robots into their sex life. Dirk says yes.

It can be in any kind of universe, and they can be in a black, red or casual relationship. Only requisite is that Equius gangs up on Dirk with his robots, and that in the end Dirk feels overwhelmed and overloaded and hella good in an almost painful way.

+ if they have a safe word, and Dirk almost ends up using it.
++++ if realistic sex.

Requested by: Ellesra

  • Dave Strider
  • Temporary Character Death
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Dave has a major deathkink. So he makes character of your choice kill him. Being immortal, he is able to do it more than once.

Probably a plus if the other character actually enjoys killing him.

Also +++ if he's not superuke!Dave, but rather closer to switch or so.

Requested by: Ellesra

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Sex Robots
  • Any Warning

Aradia finds that Equius engineered quite the adequate lower parts for her. They are, in fact, highly well working and definitely larger than her hemotype should warrant.

Which inspires her to take her spite out on Vriska in a quite... Different fashion.

Fortunately, Vriska despises her back.

(she can have either a fully functional bulge/nook combo, or a more humanoid cock, seeing as Equius finds such appendages... appealing. Please have the bulge/nook on Vriska)

Requested by: Ellesra

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Anal
  • Sex Toys
  • Troll Culture

In a matespritship with Dirk, Karkat actually turns out to be the kinky one of the two. There are so many things out there he has read about, so much to try. I would love it if Karkat has actually had sex before, with trolls, and if Dirk is actually really inexperienced, even if he tries to put up a front. Dirk is very ready to be fucked, but anything further than that is really more than he'd wanted to go. He's willing to try for his boyfriend, though.

Anal? Yes. Troll version of bondage? Hell yes. Troll toys? Hell fucking yes.

Requested by: Ellesra

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Damara Megido
  • Bro/Damara Megido
  • Casual Sex
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance

Bro and Damara meet for kinky, casual and anonymous sex. However, the further they go, the more the kinky stuff turns into talking about feelings. Suddenly they're having a full out feelings jam. Might not be the normal kind, seeing as they're not the most normal couple, but it turns into a moirallegiance only legends foretell.

Requested by: saffronHeliotrope

  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bondage
  • Edgeplay
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial

So we all know that Sollux is a snarky asshole whose brain gets the better of him most of the time, yeah? Well, I'd like to see Dirk as the controlling manipulator completely tearing down Sollux's defenses and taking him all to pieces. By the end Sollux is a total wreck, completely overwhelmed in the best possible way, and Dirk gets off on being competent and in charge, even if he's occasionally freaking out on the inside and trying to hide it. This could be humanstuck, but I'd like it best if it were Dirk getting creative with Sollux's bulge and nook and horns and psionics. Kinks like bondage and edging are great; humiliation turns me right off, though.

Requested by: saffronHeliotrope

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Polyamory
  • Threesome
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

V-formation polyamorous household! Dave and Jade and Dirk live together, and Dave has sexual relationships with both Dirk and Jade, but Dirk and Jade don't have sex with each other, though they're super-close platonic friends and science buddies. And occasionally on particularly special occasions they all have a threesome which consists of Jade and Dirk basically double-teaming and topping the fuck out of Dave.

Requested by: saffronHeliotrope

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Age Difference
  • Size Difference
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dualscar and Rose, age and size and experience difference, and the prompt is this: "Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire."

Bonus points for Rose being confident in her sexual desires and knowing what she wants despite being younger and less experienced -- i.e., I'm more interested in this being a horizon-expanding affair with a hot older man (er, troll) than in the deflowering or loss of innocence aspect.

Requested by: saffronHeliotrope

  • Dirk Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sex Toys
  • Orgasm Control
  • Sexual Experimentation

Post-Game, humans are back on Earth and trolls are back on Alternia. Both Rose and Dirk are heartbroken (Kanaya is in another universe, and Jake has moved on) and they develop a coping-mechanism friendship based on sarcasm, pretentious cocktails, and being way too smart and calculating for their own good.

It comes to light at some point that Rose hasn't been able to have an orgasm since she was with Kanaya, and Dirk decides to remedy this. Internet research, bad porn, fingers, toys, penetration, g-spot play, even so far as fisting, whatever. To be clear, my headcanon Dirk is definitely queer, and probably still in love with Jake, but he goes about this as a mechanical problem he has to solve, and whether he ends up getting kind of turned on by it is up to you. I just want Rose laid out on a table, and Dirk working on her dispassionately, and her embarrassment and frustration turning into loss of self-control (and maybe all this helps them both deal with what they've been through.)

Requested by: saffronHeliotrope

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Group Sex
  • Praise Kink
  • Bondage
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Quadrant Confusion
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

John, Dave, Dirk, and Karkat (and maybe Jake) -- human boys plus one troll. Things I like: bondage, edgeplay, someone (maybe Dirk? maybe John?) discovering Karkat's praise kink (e.g., "you're doing so well, you can take more, I know you can" etc), quadrant confusion to keep Karkat disoriented and overwhelmed. Not all of these are required -- feel free to take it in other directions -- and not all characters need to be equally represented, but mostly I want a whole pile of sexy boys and one very overwhelmed troll.

(I could only select four characters, so I marked John, Dave, Dirk, and Karkat. That's plenty to be getting on with, so if you don't feel like adding Jake, no worries. But if you want to round out the matched set and include him, feel free!)

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

(No humanstuck) Lazy, only half awake morning sex. Lots of sleepy kisses and cuddles with unhurried love making just for the hell of it because it feels good, and because no one has any place to be but that bed today.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Other(s)
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Polyamory
  • Dirty Talk
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Latula and Mituna are actually quite the adventurous poly couple. One of their favorite pass times is talking about who they’d want to get in on some action, how they would go about seducing them, what they would do to them in the bedroom, etc. They’ll get quite explicit and usually end up so turned on they pail each other stupid at the end of these hypothetical tangents.

Feel free to use any other character for the "Other"

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Eridan Ampora/Tavros Nitram
  • Light Bondage
  • Master/Pet
  • Light BDSM
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Gentle!dom Tavros helping to fix Eridan's shit through positive reinforcement. (http://stupidlizardardwritings.tumblr.com/post/65020280662/crackship-ahoy for further reference)

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Eggpreg
  • Oviposition
  • Dubious Consent
  • Body Horror

Cuckoo bee!Karkat needs to find a host for eggs and for whatever reason, picks Eridan. Dub con or non con, body horror, and bad ends are all okay in this scenario, and so is cute, weird, domestic family fluff, so feel free to take it in whatever direction you'd like.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Roleplay
  • Light Bondage
  • Polyamory
  • Established Relationship
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dualsca, Signless, and Disciple as an established 3way like to engage in some consensual bondage and roleplay. This time Dualscar has “captured the lowblood rebels and needs to ply them of information. Sexily.” Sign and and Dis are both shackled to the wall, and Dualscar starts with Disciple first, pailing her while Signless watches and they both describe, in great detail, how good the other feels and how great of a fuck they’re getting until he’s too hot and bothered to stand it anymore. At which point he “accidentally” gets free and pails them both into the floor.

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Oral Sex
  • Xenophilia
  • Closet Sex

During a party, Dave and Sollux get shoved into a closet together as a joke. While they could leave at any time, they find that the party is awefully horrible. Too many people, too loud, and horrible booze. They decide making out is a fun idea. And touching. They end up spending most of the party in there, as neither one of them have had partner in months and they are both very, very willing. Bonus for awkward points of "How do I boink a Troll/Human?", dealing with a tight space, an at least one person walking by and hearing Sollux screaming.

Also, would like to see hints that they would want to do this again.

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Aradia Megido
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Xenophilia
  • Humanstuck

Aradia finds herself exploring along the beachline one day, along the area where people will not go. It makes her curious, rather than avoid it. She soon runs into Feferi, a mermaid that has made a hidden cave along the shore her home. Rather than drive away the human, however, Feferi finds herself very intrigued.

Oral sex would be fantastic. Also, seeing how the creator would impliment biology on Feferi would be fantastic!

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Oral Sex
  • Xenophilia
  • Voyeurism
  • Webcam/Video Chat Sex

If there is one thing that Sollux loves, but would never admit to, is that he enjoys being a exhibitionist. Every so often, he can be found at his computer, flipping through omegle until he finds someone willing to watch him jack off, someone he doesn't mind watching. Cue him running into the Strider Boys in the midst of all this. At first he panics. But when both Striders are very into watching the troll, soon Sollux is putting on a show for them. They decide to participate, commanding the troll what to do in their webcam play.

Requested by: northernvehemence

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Ugh I ship these two in every single quadrant, it's disgusting. I love love LOVE pale/pitch vacillation, with each of them hating the fact that they need the other, but they keep coming back to each other like satellites in orbit. Feel free to make this an AU or any sort of setting you'd like, either post-game in a cobbled-together world of Earth and Alternia or a no-SGrub AU where they were both drafted, it doesn't matter. I'd just rather not have it be straight-up lovey dovey cute fluff -- Vriska mistreated Kanaya while they were moirails, and Kanaya wasn't entirely honest with Vriska either. It's a relationship with a lot of friction in canon, and I'd like to see that here.

I love me some hurt/comfort as well, and I'm a total sucker for Vriska bottoming. Bonus points if you make Kanaya a rainbow drinker at any point in your work. And I didn't check her name, but if you want to throw Rose into the mix that is something I would be more than okay with.

Also I should probably mention that I'm not picky at all when it comes to troll junk. Tentadongs are great, normal human junk is super, whatever floats your boat. I'm not so much a fan of horns as erogenous zones, but other than that go nuts. I also have some specific body headcanons that I'm fond of -- flat, boney Vriska and Amazon Kanaya, etc. You can feel free to take or leave them, but in case you're curious, my nsfw tumblr is naughtyvixens.tumblr.com if you'd like to take a peek at how I see the characters.

Requested by: northernvehemence

  • John Egbert
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I checked John and Vriska and Rose and Kanaya, but really any combination of human and troll characters works for this. This is a little weird, but I would love to have a language kink work. I have a major fascination with language and I was pretty disappointed that we didn’t learn more about Alternian. I also think that situations where the characters are meeting for the first time and suddenly having to mingle into a bilingual group are cool. One character wanting to learn the language of the others is cool. Code-switching is cool. Kanaya babbling in Alternian while Rose gets her off is really, really cool. Is language kink even a thing? It is now!

Character-wise, I'd most like to see John and Vriska, Kanaya and Rose, Rose and Vriska, Rose and Terezi, or Dave and Terezi. Or a couple pairs at the same time, it doesn't matter! Whichever pair you think would do well with this kink. You could even bring Tavros into John and Vriska, or Vriska into Rose and Kanaya, it doesn't really matter that much. Do whatever feels right in your kokoro. I don't really know how this would work if you're an artist unfortunately, but if you can think of a way then by all means go for it!

Requested by: northernvehemence

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider

If you feel like writing angst, this is the place to do it. For this fic, I'd prefer a post-game situation, just so they can reflect on what they've gone through over the last three years and cling together like the survivors of a shipwreck and smooch a little augh this is my angsty garbage ship and I am sorry. How would the game have changed them? How can they pick up the pieces and try to start over?

Alternatively, you could make this Alpha Dave and Alpha Rose. Two fabulously wealthy and talented people waiting for fate to be delivered to them on a meteor, only to have it never come. You can deal with their deaths or not, it just depends how far you want to take it.

OR alternatively alternatively, you could throw Kanaya into the situation. I ship Rose<3KanayaDave<3<3Rose which I realize is a lot to keep track of and rather hard to choreograph, but if you feel like going that route then please be my guest. I'd rather not have Kanaya and Dave interacting in a sexual way, but if they want to both take Rose at the same time or if Dave watches while his sister bangs her hot alien girlfriend, that is a-okay.

Either way, no matter which prompt you choose to fill, I guarantee that I will love it. Best of luck, and I can't wait to see what you come up with!

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Jade Harley
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Jade Harley/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love the idea of these two just being cute, cuddly nerd girlfriends together; 90% cuddles, 10% the filthiest dirty talk ever. :D Both Jade and Terezi enjoying each others' species quirks and figuring out how the other one works (or using previous knowledge to great advantage) is fantastic. I prefer Jade with the dog ears and tail and I'm quite pleased with the fanon tentabulge on female trolls. Alien xenobiology and Jade having some canine quirks is always fun. Please no dog dong on Jade, though. :) I'd like Terezi to still be blind. Maybe a FLARP game gone awry, or these two stuck in Terezi's hive on a rainy day, but I will be thrilled just to see them having fun together. :)

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Kanaya Maryam/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kanaya helps Terezi make her Redglare costume and sexy shenanigans may or may not result from it. Naked Terezi at least once would be delightful, possibly she goads Kanaya into taking everything off, too (because that's only fair :D). If you can think of a way to make it work, rainbow drinker Kanaya being in this would be grand (and Terezi is not intimidated by that knowledge in the least).

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Jade Harley
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Radioactive werewolf Jade and vampire/rainbow drinker Kanaya meet on the full moon, both assuming they are sworn enemies, but things don't go the way either of them expected. There can be plenty of blood and fighting and biting, even some bone breaking, but please, PLEASE no exposed or torn out entrails/viscera/intestines. If Kanaya has/earns that hole in her middle, maybe just gloss over any exposed guts if you can (I can take a light description of that in writing, but no details; if you do art, pleeeease don't draw any exposed guts). If anyone dies, please bring them back to life somehow; this can get as vicious and dark as you please, but I'd love a happy ending where these two get to be together (and possibly patch each other up if things get brutal). BUT! This doesn't have to be a violent piece at all; you can make it a comedy or sci-fi or any genre you like best. :)

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Aradia Megido
  • The Condesce
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death

I read a fic in which Rose (still a Seer) is the only human in the Alternian Empire and The Condesce has kept her alive for centuries now to further her goals. It ended with Terezi being discovered as the next Seer and she and Rose paired up (both romantically and as slaves of the Empire). I would love to see more Rose/Terezi sci-fi shenanigans, especially if it can involve one or both being hooked up to the Condesce's Seer powers enhancement machinery. Hallucinations, mind play, death and resurrection, comfort with the only other person even remotely like you, maybe a visit from Aradia... If you want to go the full tragedy/bittersweet route, as long as they can be together eventually, I don't mind anyone dying permanently. Or you can figure out a way to set them free of the Condesce another way. :)

Requested by: Poisontea

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • In Public
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Matespriteship, with Latula and Mituna being their rad selves and getting up to some consensual bondage (I'm not picky as to who's tied up, but it might be interesting for it to be Latula for once),
or
Latula and Mituna manage a very sneaky round of almost-in-public pailing and nearly get caught
or
Something more vanilla, but Mituna tops the hell out of his matesprit, and Latula thinks it's great and kind of hilarious.

Requested by: Poisontea

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • Bondage
  • Biting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Sollux and Roxy as hatefriend kismesises.
Psionic bondage with Sollux being a smug bastard about how well he can get his kismesis off without even touching her
or
Roxy doms and brings Sollux to climax, over and over, until he's incoherent and just generally an absolute mess (sexual exhaustion!)

Requested by: Poisontea

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • Exhaustion
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Psionic and Signless in a ridiculous pale/flushed quadrant blurring mess.
Cuddly sex after something's gone wrong and one of them is feeling vulnerable about the fuck up,
or
Psionic gets hit by a few nights of suddenly-horny! and runs an exhausted (but willing) Signless into the ground.

Requested by: Poisontea

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Gamzee and Karkat are moirails, pale as pale can be, but a troll has needs.
Karkat is in some kind of physical distress because he's got a build-up of genetic material and no concupiscent quadrants, and Gamzee gives him the most platonic of hand-jobs
or
Drone season is here, and they're both short on a bucket quadrant, so they decide to fill a temporary one together to avoid being culled. It's not as terrible as he thought it would be, but Karkat's kind of scandalized at being shooshed during the proceedings.
or
Gamzee is a troll with fewer boundaries than functional shame glands, and asks to practice his nook-eating skills on his best motherfucking friend. Karkat, in a not-so-rare moment of sexual frustration, allows it.

Requested by: ErithacusRou

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Dom Jake
  • Oral Sex
  • Vanilla
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

College AU, dorm room, apartment

Requested by: ErithacusRou

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Eridan Ampora/Tavros Nitram
  • Vanilla
  • Oral Sex
  • Red Romance
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

flarp, recuperacoon

Requested by: ErithacusRou

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas/Equius Zahhak
  • Aftercare
  • Rough Sex
  • Size Difference
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

hesitant, unsure, careful > fast, rough, enthusiastic

Requested by: ErithacusRou

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Gentleness
  • Vanilla
  • Body Worship
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

bath, sleep, bed, slice of life

Requested by: ErithacusRou

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Restraints
  • Biting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rough play, snarky assholes

Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

  • Caliborn
  • Calliope (Homestuck)

Hatesex with Calliope both turning Caliborn on and pissing him off by being tender

Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English

Dirk is a weepy drunk.

Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas

They were supposed to be /just/ moirails. So of course someone has to go and fuck all that up.

Requested by: stereosymbiosis

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Incest
  • Sibling Incest
  • Breathplay
  • Choking
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

i really like the idea of Dave working up the courage to ask Rose to choke him during sex, but struggling because he needs to maintain his incredible coolness and doesn't want it to seem like a ~big deal~ even though it kind of is. conversations about consent/how far is too far would be really great. also rose trying to psychoanalyze him and his kink (or even his problems asking for it) during sex while she's choking him and he can't easily respond would be amazing.

Requested by: stereosymbiosis

  • Jake English
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jake English/Roxy Lalonde
  • Genderplay
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

i think Jake would be really comfortable exploring his gender expression, like that just seems like it would be easy for him to navigate. i'm interested in roxy getting off on jake incorporating feminine things into his wardrobe, like she hella likes when he wears makeup and wants to dress him up in her heels.

Requested by: stereosymbiosis

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Oral Sex
  • Face-Sitting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

karkat just tries so hard all the time. imagine him having sex for the first time with a different species and he sees their junk and he's just like, "i'm gonna put my mouth on that. i'm gonna do so great." except he has no idea what he's doing, messes up, gets embarrassed. i'd really like some exploration of how alien the other's anatomy feels, how weird and strange it is.

can be speciesswap if you want! as long as karkat's partner is a different species, it's all good. as for the other half of the pairing, please limit it to any of the beta/alpha kids or alternian/beforan trolls, with the exception of gamzee, sollux, cronus, and kankri.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Xenophilia

No fluffy sweet sex! I've seen/read way too many fics/art where they nervously fuck and its all goopy and cute AND I DO NOT WANT THIS. I don't really care where you set this, in a dreambubble, when they're in an established relationship, in some kind of sci-fi au verse... whatever. My two requests are that Karkat has troll genitalia (pick your favorite, the weirder the better) and they're both into it and have an awesome time. They should probably high five afterwards. That's all I'm saying.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • John Egbert
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • John Egbert/Nepeta Leijon
  • Humor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sex Magic

Godtier sex powers. That's all I want, feel free to interpret that however. Does John use the windy thing so they can fuck on top of a plane? Does Nepeta use, I dunno, boner powers? I expect this to be kind of silly! Have fun with it.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • Cybersex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dirty Talk

Cybersex! Roxy and Sollux are far away from each other and need to get some things taken care of. I would prefer this to take place without the use of video chat!

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Crack
  • Any Warning

Please make the most disgusting, hilarious, crack sex fanwork you can. Make it incredibly in-character, while (if a fic) also using phrases like "his meaty yogurt canon fired dairy products into the air" and "his taught asshole accepted the cock like a mouth accepting a pizza slice" and so on. You can literally include any fetish you want if it suits your comedic purposes, from egg laying to vore. I am ready to bust a gut laughing.

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Size Difference
  • Submission
  • Dominance
  • Hair-pulling

Meenah always thought she was pretty tough, and for Beforus, she probably was. Then she met Feferi, who was not a spoiled princesss, who was taller and stronger and faster and, much to her surprise, meaner than she had ever been. Feferi, who had grown up in the ocean depths, who spent much of her childhood feeding her monstrous lusus, and who seemed so cute from a safe distance, but up close? Terrifying.

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More or less what I'm looking for here is to see Feferi topping the hell out of Meenah, who is shocked and dismayed at first, but really gets into it after a while. Between the two of them they have a lot of hair, and it'd be cool to see that used. Meenah could be choked with her own braids. There might be brawling. Whatever suits you, as long as Feferi wins, no contest. If you happen to be drawing them, bulky, muscular Fef would be pretty great. :)

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Aradia Megido
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
  • Wet & Messy
  • Bathing/Washing
  • Established Relationship
  • Species Swap
  • First Time
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For someone who wants to work with something that is Fun with a capital F and doesn't mind a mess!

Sollux has a penchant for red and blue. ;)

Lalala vague worldbuilding goes here:
Post-Game, Sollux and Aradia have resumed something like a moirallegiance, but she's pretty handsy and quadrants matter a lot less without the threat of Drones, so it doesn't really stay that way. They're best buddies who fuck, and who also fuck their other friends sometimes (she likes fightsex with Equius, he mostly goes Quadrantflipping for Karkat, among others [not Feferi, in this particular setup; I like that ship, but this has a different focus]). The humans have now all become trolls and are adjusting to it in various ways and with various levels of comfort. The hemospectrum still exists, though the Empress has tried to minimize the casteism as much as she can. Day-to-day life continues a bit like it did on Alternia, albeit without the more oppressive aspects and with adults raising grubs instead of lusii. Dave is mutant red, has some moderate psychic powers, and finds Aradia pretty comforting to be around. They also share a love of dead things, and, he discovers, digging for exciting archaeological discoveries. He hasn't gotten around to any romantic relationships (and finds his new body disconcerting at times), though Karkat has made some overtures and complains bitterly to Sollux that he hasn't gotten anywhere. Sollux thinks this is funny as hell and has contemplated making a pass at Dave just for the sake of pissing Karkat off.

ACTUAL PROMPT:
Dave and Aradia drag Sollux out on one of their expeditions. It goes well, but they end up absolutely filthy. Rain and mud might be involved, but at the very least a lot of dirt. They find the nearest hive (for amusement value, make it John's [high blueblood], but he is out somewhere with someone else) with a sizeable ablution block and the rest of the fic is washing each other off, having sex, and more washing. This should be fun, happy, and involve a little bit of Dave going ?!?!?, followed by !!!, and then :D ...only, you know, with more words. A lot more words. This involves Sollux and Dave, after all.

Please:
Nook & bulge headcanon
No angst in the room, just mild confusion (how's this work hey that's great vs. WHERE'S MY DICK D: )
Aradia likes oral.
Dave, it turns out, does too.
Sollux thinks this is fantastic. (See also, two bulges, two mouths EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.)
Dave gets penetrated at least once.
Pails not necessary if you're in a bathtub.

Amusing, but not necessary bonus round:
John comes home to a cuddlepile in his living room and just: O___O / XD Right on, Dave!
Bonus bonus: He was kickin' with Karkat and brought him with and Karkat just: 3XE / FUCK YOU SOLLUX.
Aradia proudly announces that Dave gets a double-thumbs up, would pail again. Sollux cackles. Dave facepalms.
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If you prefer drawing to writing, the oral scene would be great, or just the three of them naked in a bathtub if you don't want to get super-pornographic. :)

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Mituna Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Multiple Pairings
  • Multiple Partners
  • Competition
  • Dirty Talk
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

For someone who wants to write PWP and doesn't mind multiple people! :D

A Kurloz/Meulin/Latula/Mituna foursome set in Beforus prior to the Game and Mituna's mysterious accident. Mituna is the dirtiest-minded asshole, brilliant with his brain, his skateboard, his psionics, and his bulges. Latula is his Amazingly Rad flushcrush (so hot. hot like burning, if burning were a thing that happened in your pants all the time when you saw her). Kurloz is his best palepal (and also hella fine, everyone agrees. his butt is amazing in those shorts). Meulin is Kurloz's super-adorable matesprit (and her T&A factor is absolutely undeniable; boners popping everywhere). They go everywhere together and one day, Mituna gets this fan-fucking-tastic idea he calls BUCKET BATTLE: FIGHT FOR THE SECOND COMING.

They are teenagers (16+, please), they get into mischief. They have amazing and probably hilarious sex.

YAY FUN TIMES!
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The art version of this prompt would be likely to be Mituna covered in bitches. Figuratively speaking. If he looks 100% overwhelmed and maybe just a little out of his depth (perhaps Kurloz - or Latula - surprised him a little with something kinky?) that would be A-OK.

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Dirk Strider
  • Masturbation
  • Porn Watching
  • Pre-Sburb
  • Post-Sburb
  • Fantasizing

So we have established in canon that Dirk has a penchant for the pornographic. Tell (or show) me all about that. What's he looking at? What is he thinking about when he jerks off? Is he thinking about anything at all? Is it all about how he feels, or is his mind totally elsewhere? Does he have a specific fantasy he keeps returning to, or does he switch it up a lot? You can also sideline that aspect of it and make it all about graphic descriptions of his porn collection without the masturbation, if you like. You can include mentions other characters, if you like, and you think that it would be within his purview.

As a side note, the more detailed and humorous you can make this, the better. Play with Strider Irony. Remember Humanimals. Think of his points in common with Equius. Be just a little gross. :} I mean, if you want to. I'm pretty okay with it if you play it fairly straight and have him wanking to thoughts of Jake, too, I just feel that there's not enough exploitation of his more esoteric interests.

As an additional option, you may set this post-game and give him Pants Feelings regarding trolls. Key points here, no matter which way you bend it, are: Dirk, pornography, and how lost he gets in his own head when he's thinking about sex and/or masturbating.

Requested by: tanglelore

  • ARquiusprite
  • Davesprite
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Tails
  • Overstimulation

Dance of the super-awkward game sprites! This is really more of an art prompt, but if you want to fic it, that'd be great too.

Look! Sprites with their tails hopelessly tangled in a mildly disgruntled knot of awkwardly naked teen game construct-ness. I'm down for your headcanons on exactly what spritesex involves, if they have any orifices to penetrate other than mouths or if it's all vague and tail-related. Maybe ARquiusprite instigated these shenanigans with some STRONG overtures? Maybe Davesprite was bored and feeling lonely, or maybe the AR part of ARquius was feeling manipulative and malicious?

This can be totally non-con if you like, or you can take it to softer places.

Requested by: Aewin

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Dolorosa
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple/The Dolorosa/The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Egg Laying
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • Oviposition
  • Eggpreg
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Come Inflation

I'm in love with the idea that "beyond the quadrants" meant that the Signless was polyamorous as well as quadrant-blurring, and that he was actually quite intimate with everyone on his team. I'd love to see my ancestor OT4 with some serious xenobiology going on in relation to jadebloods. Heat/estrus comes over them all and The Dolorosa's influence/presence (emitting special pheromones, perhaps, or perhaps she can oviposit eggs; specifics are up to you!) means they can all get pregnant with eggs, so they hole up in a cave or a safe spot for a while and fuck each other silly until they're all heavy with eggs and still going, enjoying the sensation of added fullness that comes with their condition. Cum inflation as part of or in addition to the eggpreg would be sweet too.

Bonus points for bantering and blackrom within the quartet!

Requested by: Aewin

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Mind Control
  • Slavery
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'm imagining a scenario where Psii was Mindfang's slave pre-Signless. He was likely used for some fighting and menial tasks, yes, but also for sex--and worse, he was made to enjoy it while it was happening, due to her mind control. He usually didn't remember it afterwards, but she could only control him half the time due to his bifurcated brain, and sometimes she would slip up and he /would/ remember parts of it, with all of the conflicted feelings that come from being confused about whether he was consenting or not.

Super rough/kinky Mindfang is wonderful, and so is snarky and lecherous Psii, if the occasion arises.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Pegging
  • Femdom
  • Omorashi
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like to see Sollux, Mituna, Latula, and Roxy being rad gamers and kinksters together. Specific kinks are up to you as long as the females are dominant over the males, and everybody's /loving/ it. I love seeing Captors get stuffed, so pegging and large object insertion would be great. (I also love desperation omorashi, so it would be cool to see the girls tie down one or both boys and make them beg and piss themselves, but that's totally optional if that's not your kink!) Between Sollux and Mituna I don't really mind who's the dominant one, but I have a major boner for black Captorcest (they're just so similar that they'd rub in all the wrong ways...or is that all the /right/ ways, ehehe?) so that would be a nice bonus!

Requested by: bramblePatch

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Writing on the Body
  • BDSM
  • Any Warning

Something with Equius being drawn/painted on in the context of a BDSM scene? Decorative, humiliating, or possessive, up to you (I'm sure Equius would be up for any of those) although I like the idea of it being at least partly as a way of marking a guy too STRONG to easily and safely leave bruises or welts on.

His partner(s) is likewise up to you, although I think this could work particularly well with Terezi or Gamzee - or surprise me, I like rarepairs. I'd rather not see him in sexual situations with Nepeta, although if you'd like to do something with them being nonsexually intimate in a way that involves doodling on him that'd be fine.

Requested by: bramblePatch

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Roleplay
  • Threesome
  • Animalistic
  • Animal Play
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Karkat's not sure whether to be excited about the prospect of a threesome or really nonplussed that said prospective threesome is an offer to add "knight in shining armor" to the girls' game of "dragon and lioness, sexytimes edition." Nepeta and Terezi will just have to convince him to get into the spirit of things.

Requested by: bramblePatch

  • Grand Highblood
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Grand Highblood/The Summoner
  • Black Romance
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Some blackrom GHB/Summoner with the Summoner initiating and topping - youth and cleverness winning out over experience and brute strength. Of course, Summoner doesn't have to be entirely unscathed by the encounter - there's plenty of room for potential violence in this prompt, if you wish to take it that way - but he should maintain an upper hand and keep some control over the situation throughout.

Requested by: bramblePatch

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Jade Harley
  • Eridan Ampora/Jade Harley
  • Public Nudity

Jade was raised in isolation by a dog, and as a result still isn't entirely convinced by the whole idea of nudity taboos - sometimes it's just too hot for shirts, you know?

Eridan has enough trouble interacting gracefully when he's not unexpectedly confronted with alien mammal boobs.

Hijinx ensue.

(to clarify, I'm looking for awkwardness rather than outright creepiness or aggression on Eridan's part. bonus points for going barechested being a dominance display for troll women.)

Requested by: bramblePatch

  • The Dolorosa
  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Hurt/Comfort

There aren't a lot of people who are genuinely kind or gentle toward the Handmaid.

But then, there aren't a lot of people who would make a lot of the choices the Dolorosa has made in life.

Requested by: Pukjie_Ainsel

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes

I'd like the three of them having a good, fun, half-dead time in a dream bubble. Bonus if it's the girls' idea.

Requested by: Pukjie_Ainsel

  • Damara Megido
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Damara Megido/Meenah Peixes

They fight, and then they have sex. The fighting doesn't have to be graphic, or even really physical. A little blood would be nice, but not required. I would also like the sex to be totally, explicitly consensual. But still super-messed up, because both off them are messed up.

Requested by: Pukjie_Ainsel

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Roleplay
  • Bondage
  • Xenophilia

I'd like Dave and Terezi being really bad at sexy roleplaying, but the sex is good anyway. They laugh when the other persons trying to dirty talk in character, they can't think of what to say, etc. Alternatively, the sweetest, weird, loving/sarcastic, alien/human bondage. With this pairing I really like an emphasis on how different humans and trolls are physically. I also like Terezi being in charge.

Requested by: Pukjie_Ainsel

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Roleplay

Rose and Kanaya reading romance novels/porn together (introducing each other to their favorites?) or roleplaying "Sexy Vampire Seduces Innocent Maiden." Either of them could be the Sexy Vampire. Again, I like roleplay best when it doesn't quite work out, but the sex is good anyway.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes/Equius Zahhak
  • Spanking
  • Chastity Device
  • Sex Toys
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want Equius being totally dominated by Feferi, and both of them loving it and being very affectionate afterwards. Use of a male chastity device and spanking. Bonus points for pony-play or ballbusting.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Other(s)
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Karkat Vantas
  • Daddy Kink
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Spanking
  • Fingerfucking
  • Rough Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Daddy kink with Dualscar and Karkat. I'd love it if Karkat started out just as grumpy and salty as ever but Dualscar wore him down into a crying, happy mess.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Size Difference
  • Rough Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Equius/Kankri Anything with my favorite blackrom rare pair. Equius and Kankri are complete opposites in every way, and their banter should be hilarious. Also, Kankri as a size queen, and the difference in body heat between a mutant and a highblood.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Friends With Benefits
  • Dom/sub
  • Chastity Device
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Punishment
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

What if Porrim helped Cronus be a more tolerable person by keeping him in line with a D/S based moirallegiance? And what if the punishment/reward system was based on orgasms.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Humanstuck
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Oral Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trans Character

Something sexy and sweet with MtF Karkat and cis male Eridan. Preferably something where they've been friends or in a relationship for a long time.

Requested by: daniDynamic

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas

"nice guys finish last". interpret that however you wish.

Requested by: daniDynamic

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic/The Signless

a bit of sappy love perhaps? :3 with some bonding time!

Requested by: daniDynamic

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas

a night of gaming gone awry!

Requested by: daniDynamic

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • The Signless/The Summoner

biggest fan meets his hero, and his source of inspiration.

Requested by: daniDynamic

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas

dirk is upset. karkat is upset. they decide to be upset together!

Requested by: caalsio

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket/Karkat Vantas
  • Not Humanstuck

For me it works best if the Erikar is red, erivris is black, and vriskat is pale. I generally enjoy vriska being a dick about things and trying to meddle in eridan and karkats relationship. No particular kinks besides petplay or bondage with the erivris with vriska as Dom. (Though I wouldnt reject a Dom/forceful eridan or karkat)

Requested by: caalsio

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Vriska Serket
  • Age Difference
  • Underage Sex
  • Humanstuck

I like this especially as human stuck vriska meeting DS as eridan dad. Bonus points if vriska is dating eridan. Also I really like vriska thinking she can handle a 'real man' but gets in way over her head. I prefer her around age 16, a cocky teen, but up to 19 would be ok.

Requested by: caalsio

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Cronus Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Humanstuck

I think it works best for humanstuck. But I'd like Cronus to be his regular skeezy self but is surprised when Vriska actually takes him up on his offer and have it throw off his game. Vriska being impatient or dom would be great but not necessary. A small age difference would be nice, but doesn't have to be huge 5-6 years will do. I always enjoy Vriska being in her mid-teens.

Requested by: caalsio

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Other(s)
  • Vriska Serket
  • Doc Scratch/Vriska Serket
  • Underage Sex
  • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
  • Humanstuck
  • Underage
  • Spanking
  • Non-Consensual Spanking

Mostly looking at doc/vris for this but really any lolified girl will do, preferably age 10 or younger. Humanstuck pertains to Doc only but if you want to make troll girls human that's ok too. Nook/bulge combo otherwise. Interested in having this inthe predetermined setting of Doc owning a mansion and having a harem of little girls for his use. Don't mind it getting creepy, dirty or dub-con. Non-con if you have to. Depending on what girl you pick, just make sure its an individualistic experience. Sorry if this ones kind of specific!! Works best in my head as a fic, but by all means art would be great too! Not trying to get greedy here, i just dont really have a huge preference! Aah. Thanks.

Requested by: caalsio

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Bondage
  • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
  • Verbal Humiliation

Basically Vriska dominating the shit out of Eridan (not literally, heh). I don't mind if there's a bit of a switch later on though, and I'd like it to get pretty rough.

Requested by: Murasakivie

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Emetophilia
  • Sickfic
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Established Relationship
  • Watersports
  • Rape/Non-Con

Dubcon or non-explicit consent. Cronus pushes "comfort" on Karkat, who is reluctant but too sick to control his bodily functions. The more fluids, the better.

Requested by: Murasakivie

  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Signless/Karkat Vantas
  • Parent/Child Incest
  • Dominant Bottom
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Dubcon or non-explicit consent. Humanstuck. Karkat tracks down his biological father, rejects him as a guardian figure, but develops a fixation on him.

Requested by: Murasakivie

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope
  • Body Modification
  • Body Worship
  • Shaving
  • Bathing/Washing

Porrim and Latula share an intimate bath, after an addition to Porrim's tattoos. Mentions of cuckolding Mituna would be great, but not needed.

Requested by: AnonEi

  • The Condesce
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce/The Psiioniic
  • Unhealthy Relationships
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Manipulation
  • Humiliation
  • Dubious Consent
  • Angst
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

First of all, I guess I should say I don't consider this a humorous ship, I think The Psiioniic doesn't really have Mituna's traits at this point, not anymore?, and I imagine him hating himself and The Condesce, but I don't think he has the strength or determination [or even the interest] to struggle. I imagine he might have feelings for her but they are a result of manipulation and loneliness, maybe even a bit of dependence?
As for The Condesce, I don’t think she really loves/hates him? Probably she mostly enjoys how she can manipulate him? Like he’s her favorite “toy”.

Requested by: AnonEi

  • Caliborn
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Caliborn/Gamzee Makara
  • Obedience
  • Humiliation
  • Manipulation
  • Physical Abuse
  • Dubious Consent
  • Humanstuck
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Ok so basically what I want is: Gamzee bruised and with a boner! Haha

I honeslty think Caliborn would be completely grossed out. I like the idea that Caliborn is in a position of power over gamzee, still, the “manipulation” tag can be referring to Gamzee manipulating the situation to receive what he wants, so yeah, there’s physical abuse, and humiliation and stuff but maybe Gamzee doesn’t really hate it? Which can make Caliborn even more mad.

Now, of course there’s no need to, since the “main ship” would be Caliborn/Gamzee, but just in case this could make the request a bit more interesting: You could add Kurloz Makara? Probably helping Caliborn. Now, I imagine Gamzee likes receiving attention [even if it’s abusive] from Caliborn, but I really don’t think the same can be said about receiving unwanted attention from Kurloz [WHICH Kurloz could actually enjoy?]. And I guess there could be some more manipulation from Kurloz’ part, like asking Caliborn to let him “play” with Gamzee, which Gamzee wouldn’t like and that could make Caliborn glad.

There’s an Underage tag because I imagine, in humanstuck, Caliborn being around 16/19, while Gamzee is 23-25 and Kurlos could be 25-28?

And I can’t really think of anything else, hmm. Just… Caliborn beating up/ punishing/hurting Gamzee, and maybe Kurloz abusing him too.

[I’m writing quite a bit, but you don’t have to take everything into account, if this gives you another idea, then go for it, I’m just trying to be helpful, because sometimes it’s hard when things are too vague ;v;]

Requested by: AnonEi

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Humiliation
  • Dubious Consent
  • Gangbang
  • Painplay
  • BDSM
  • Obedience

Ok, si this is mostly a gangbang request, the central character should be Equius, please. The other participants should be the rest of the boys [Karkat, Tavros, Sollux, Gamzee, Eridan], BUT, if it’s too many characters, the ones I’d love to be there the most, in order, are: Karkat, Eridan, Sollux. [hell, if you want, it can be an Equius/Karkat thing only]

Of course we know how kinky Equius is and all, so if it gets a bit rough, that’s cool [bonus points for orgasm denial and facefucking, even a bit of painplay].

Now… if this gangbang is actually happening, I’d love it if Equius actually enjoys it [even if he acts like it’s gross or something haha, which I don’t think would really work?? He’s pretty transparent, isn’t he? Hehe].

But if the gangbang is just Equius’ fantasy, it can get much more rough, and you can even play more with the rest of the characters: making them a bit OOC even [For example, making Tavros a lot more rough and inconsiderate, or making Gamzee a bit more “serious”?]

Ah btw, I added Dubious Consent in case you wanna go the "fantasy" route and want to make it more harsh? But you don't absolutely have to or anything, I'm just trying to be as careful as I can with these tags.

[Again, I might be adding too much info, but it’s just in case it might give you ideas. You don’t have to do things a very specific way, I hope you’ll have fun with at least one of these, thank you in advance!]

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Dad

Dad punishes Bro for always acting like a teenager instead of acting the 30 years old he actually is.

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Underage

Dave has a cold, and Bro thinks the best way to cure him is a little pornographic exercise. ;D Under 18 for Dave, please~

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • John Egbert
  • Other(s)
  • Bro/John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Underage

Bro lets Dave invite his classmate John over, planning to coax them into some kind of sexy tiemz, but he's surprised when John is willing and adept, despite being 15! He's good at getting Dave to go along, too. ;D

Requested by: machinistwench

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Rough Sex
  • Oral Sex

some rough aradia/vriska preferably including oral would be awesome!! no nice feelings here please, i'd love for them to legitimately hate each other. also i would heavily prefer an au where they're older teens or adults because underage makes me incredibly uncomfortable; aged-up canon would also be a-ok!!

Requested by: machinistwench

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Foursome - F/F/M/M
  • Cunnilingus

beta kid ot4, exactly what it says on the can! i'm totally okay with dave/rose and john/jade, i just want all four to be in close proximity to each other while gettin' it on. or maybe two of them skype the other two?? idk run wild i just want them all to be happy and have awesome sex
please no underage!! i'd want them to be at least 18, so either a post-game or a non-game au would be wonderful uwu
(+1 for somebody eating out rose)
(+10 for ust ==> rst)
(+100000000000000 for bad puns)

Requested by: machinistwench

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Cunnilingus

straight-up, down and dirty dersecest is all i want
no underage please!!

Requested by: elegantanagram

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Jade Harley
  • Bro/Jade Harley
  • Pegging
  • Femdom
  • Female Character of Color
  • Age Difference
  • Power Dynamics
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I really love the potential with Bro/Jade, because I see Bro as having had a lot of Dirk's control issues, but also having the time to mellow out with them, and I see Jade as being very stubborn, forthright, and no-nonsense in her approach to people. And therefore: femdom. I want to see Bro giving up control, and Jade just having a blast being in control. Preferably with the inclusion of pegging, because I love pegging and Bro loves asses, and that probably includes his own. You can skip the pegging if it's really not your thing, but if you don't want to do femdom, maybe consider doing another one of my requests because my heart will break a little.

I also request no white Jade; I love POC Jades of all varieties and invite you to bring in whichever headcanon you like best, but white Jade just doesn't work for me. I tagged this for "age difference" because I'd love for that to feature prominently. If you can hack it with an underage Jade, that's cool with me, mostly I'm jazzed by "however old Jade is, Bro is pretty much old enough to be her dad."

It's not mentioned or required for this exchange, but I'm going to do a "dear author" letter. You can read it here if you'd like extra insight to my kink opinions: http://aptly-poetic.dreamwidth.org/2960.html

Requested by: elegantanagram

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Femdom
  • BDSM
  • Power Play
  • Painplay
  • Blood
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I'll take anything with these three that revolves around them being nasty and snarky and codependent. I would prefer a certain degree of balance though -- jealousy might feature, but they're all three involved together, rather than any arrangement of character/character with the third as a jilted party. If you want to really make my day, I'd love something revolving around them goading each other into making increasingly unwise decisions to do increasingly dangerous things, where the sexiness hinges on the danger and the adrenaline rush and how gratifying it is for them to prove their capability to the other two.

Barring that, I'd also love any two ganging up on the remaining lone man (Rose and Vriska ganging up on Eridan would be my favorite) in a sexy, powerplay sort of way, or any sort of BDSM scene, bonus points for painplay. I'm good with humanstuck, but I'm also super good with a troll/human combined world setting.

Requested by: elegantanagram

  • Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Omorashi
  • Humiliation
  • Power Dynamics
  • Begging
  • Aftercare
  • Alternate Universe - Science Fiction
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

To me, Dirk and Eridan are both incredibly proud characters, and I'd like to see fic that explores that in a sexy way. My preference is for Dirk to ultimately win control, but I love power dynamics and power struggles, and if you give me a really good fight for dominance, I'm just as amenable to Eridan wresting control in the end. I would love for humiliation to feature, and if you're so inclined, that's what I like about omorashi -- the aspect of having control of such a basic function taken away from you by this other person, who could preserve your dignity, or could force you to utterly humiliate yourself.

And if you really, really love me, you'll set it in some kind of science fiction AU, because I love sci-fi and I love Dirk and Eridan, separately or together, in that kind of setting.

Requested by: elegantanagram

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Cronus Ampora/Bro
  • Xeno
  • Xenophilia
  • Pampering
  • Shared Universe
  • Neediness
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cronus Ampora

This is my self-indulgent, gratuitous xenoporn request. Let me just be up front about that.

However you work it -- shared world, post-game revival, some kind of AU -- I want Cronus to be a troll, and I will take the weirdest, coolest troll anatomy you can throw at me. Cronus is a needy shitbag and Bro is the kind of guy who doesn't take shit, so what I'm aiming for is something where they've kind of bonded over shared awfulness quotients, but where Bro is genuinely fond of Cronus and takes great pleasure in giving him all the attention his needy, dependent heart desires.

Of course, while I want them to genuinely like and be into each other, I'm down for a little dirtytalk or pain or anything in that vein you want to throw in (a little bit of the "any attention is good attention" adage), as long as they're both clearly having a good time. Bonus points for aftercare, if they do anything hard that merits it.

Requested by: elegantanagram

  • Dirk Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dirk Strider
  • Femdom
  • Total Power Exchange
  • Cock & Ball Torture
  • BDSM
  • Edgeplay
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I'm aware that CBT isn't everyone's cup of tea, and considered clicking the violence warning to protect those people, but considering that I do not want to see it portrayed in a way that would necessitate such a warning, I refrained. Still: this is a warning for unkind things done to penises.

Of all the characters in Homestuck, I see Dirk as the best vehicle for CBT. He's the one who's always confident in his assessment of his own abilities, and who I can see interested in this sort of painplay as a test of his limits and a means of proving himself, or even as a perverse kind of penance for the things he doesn't like about himself. I like my CBT to be very controlled and finessed, and therefore Rose is my first choice for the active role -- she's someone who values both precision and force, and who is smart and capable enough that I could see Dirk giving up control to her.

Basically, I want a femdommy BDSM scene where Rose pushes Dirk as far as he can stand, and I'd like that to be with CBT things but I'm also down for psychoanalysis and headgames and that sort of power exercise. Also possible but optional: Rose has a girlfriend, Dirk has a boyfriend, but their partners don't understand their need to do this kind of thing, so they do it with each other.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Damara Megido
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Damara Megido
  • Hate Sex
  • Roughness

Okay, basically, I want Porrim/Damara. Trolls, humanstuck, college AU, canon universe, it doesn't matter much to me. I ship them in a weird cross between black and pale-ish. Porrim is motherly and caring. Porrim is also an experienced lover. Damara is a ball of hate and anger. And here's where a big important thing comes up about Damara. A lot of writers mischaracterize her pretty fiercely. She's not a sex fiend with a million kinks. She's someone who likes to screw around with people's heads by saying horribly lewd, harassing things in a language they can't understand. I see Damara as being incredibly inexperienced, sexually, save for some things with Rufioh. It would be nice to see Porrim offering to show Damara the ropes, so to speak, and things getting (consensually) rough. I would be fine with some biting, scratching, spanking, and fighting for dominance.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Jade Harley
  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Mom
  • Mommy Issues

I love the idea of Jade, through Rose, ending up bonding with Mom Lalonde and ending up seeing her almost as a mother figure. They have lunch, they go shopping, they spend time together. I also love the idea of her seeing her as... Rose's hot mom. Combining those two, I would love to see Jade having conflicting feelings about Mom Lalonde and ending up seducing her, and Mom having weird feelings about her daughter's cute friend and going for it. Preferably no alcohol-fueled dubcon, please.

Bonus points for some Rose/Jade mixed in, possibly for passive-aggressive Lalonde oneupmanship.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • The Condesce
  • Jane Crocker
  • The Condesce/Jane Crocker
  • Mind Control
  • Dubious Consent

I want the Condesce with Jane. I want her treating Jane as a pet, I want Jane struggling to break through of mind control. Hair tentacles would be great. Dubcon seems the only way to go here, at least until it turns into weirdly-hot-for-Jane hatesex once she breaks free of control. Some Crockertier would be great.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Tentacles

Pirate AU! Pirate AU. Picture it. Captain Vriska Serket on the high seas. Tentacled, deep-dwelling sea witch Rose Lalonde sick of these brigands sailing her waters. Does she kidnap Vriska? Wreck the boat and take her hostage? Invite herself aboard? Is Vriska there on purpose seeking valuable magicks? Seeking a favor? For a price.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Dave Strider
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope & Dave Strider
  • Pegging

Dave and Latula being rad and hanging out. I can see a wager taking place over a video game or skating, which Dave would undoubtedly lose. And Dave not realizing that the bet on 'getting down in worship of a rad gamer/skategoddess's bulge' was indeed not a joke. But Dave isn't one to turn down a bet. Also, no cheating. Either Mituna doesn't mind, isn't with Latula, or... joins in? *WINK WONK* Nothing major here. Just some fun.

Requested by: mevious

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Auto-Responder/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Warning

This is great in a lot of ways, but my favorites are either a sort of cyber-sex style, where Hal/AR is typing dirty things to Roxy and she's masturbating, or in a situation where Hal has a robot/android body that he uses, because mmm, robo-sex.

Requested by: mevious

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Auto-Responder/Equius Zahhak
  • Any Warning

I really like the idea that the ARquius spriting was a sexually charged situation, and that would be awesome to see here!

Requested by: mevious

  • Caliborn
  • Jane Crocker
  • Caliborn/Jane Crocker
  • Stuffing
  • Any Warning

I'm of the opinion that Jane would be a great subject for food-related stuffing things, whether it be because she enjoys it or because of Caliborn's canonical opinion of her (chubby), and with Caliborn's obsession with sweets, I think it could be a really exciting situation.

Requested by: specialsari

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Femdom
  • Light BDSM
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For this I want some femdom starring Porrim! Spanking, ropework, collars + leashes, and pretty standard dominatrix gear are the major things I'd like to see implemented. An important thing to note is that I like Porrim as the sort of dom who is very caring. When I imagine her in sexual situations she's always very receptive to the needs and desires of her partner, but in a slow and meticulous way. So, maybe some orgasm denial might be fun for this particular situation. Hopefully all that makes sense and gives you ideas!

As for additional characters... I didn't tag any pairings or characters because I'm very much open to anybody! Well, mostly pre- and post-scratch trolls and kids, though Midnight Crew members might also be fun (or Sn0wman?) The point is, there isn't anyone specific I want to see her with. I'd like to see a rare pair (or moresome! Can't go wrong there) because there's an unfortunate lacking in Porrim rare pairs. I have a strong affinity for her with post-scratch trolls and pre-scratch kids if I'm gonna get somewhat specific... But truly, in the end, whoever you want to put her with will no doubt delight me.

Note: I'm not picky about anatomy. Either human or standard tentabulge/nook combo is cool.

Requested by: specialsari

  • Meenah Peixes
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Stuffing
  • Food Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For this, I want stuffing. As in, character A is being fed by character B (and C?). Alternatively, character A and B are feeding each other because that can also be fun! I generally like this to be pretty tame and fluffy as far as kinks go. I see it as a very emotionally intimate and sensuous thing. Like... you know, not just sensuous sexually. But because of the taste and the smells and such. So being very descriptive of all the senses will mean a lot to me if you're writing. If drawing, detailed art of the food would be much appreciated as well. Make it look as Ghibli Studio good as you can pfff.

Food play is another thing I'd like to see, in terms of eating off of each other or whatever. You can get creative if you're knowledgeable about this topic. I'll admit I'm not super informed about the food play aspect but I'd like to see how it might be explored!

Typically, I like Tavros being the one who's stuffed. My head canon for him is tall, broad shouldered, big arms, and a big belly. Just an all around big guy! A gentle giant. So, either Meenah or Roxy (or both!! both is very good) feeding him. But if you're opting for mutual feeding than go hog wild. I have no preference for body types for the girls, mostly just so long as they are significantly smaller than Tavros because that's cute.

Note: I'm not picky about anatomy. Either human or standard tentabulge/nook combo is cool.

Requested by: specialsari

  • Aranea Serket
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Vriska Serket
  • Humanstuck
  • Mind Control
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Humanstuck is an option, but because I prefer this to be /hypnosis/ as opposed to canonical mind control, humanstuck might make the most sense. Hypnosis sadly isn't a tag on AO3 for some reason??? I find that bizarre... But anyway.

In a nut shell, I want Aranea performing hypnosis on any of the other characters listed, so depending on how you approach it this could be considered an incest request because of Vriska.

I'm unfortunately a lot less certain about how I want this written or drawn. If you're familiar with hypnosis yourself, I trust that you'll know how to handle it. All I can think to mention is that I'm alright with it treading into dub-con territory. Aranea being kind of sinister, selfish and dominant are things I'm down with.

Requested by: specialsari

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Voyeurism
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Masturbation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Voyeurism! That's pretty straight forward. With these four characters, there's a lot of options you can go with... But in most cases I'd like for Tavros to be one of the characters being watched. So, Gamtav, Tavris, or Tavroxy sex while being watched by any of odd ones out is a thing. Alternatively, any of those three catching Tavros masturbating would be cool! I would sort of prefer that but I wont lie that I'm jonesing for a potential 3-way or 3 characters being involved, anyway.

The one watching can accidentally stumble upon them or they can be well aware of what they're doing. It can be secretive or the couple/just Tavros can be aware of their presence. They can get caught themselves if it is secretive and then be invited join in... Basically any direction this could take I'd love to see! Feel free to get creative.

Note: I don't like Tavros subbing, especially not to Vriska. If you're including her I'd especially like for him to be a dom to her.

And again I'm not picky about anatomy. Either human or standard tentabulge/nook combo is cool.

Also reiterating from the other requests that I like Tavros as a bigger guy.

Requested by: specialsari

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Outdoor Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Tavros and Gamzee doin' it outside... Plain and simple. This isn't really an exhibitionist thing, though, so I'd prefer them to be somewhere secluded where nobody can find them. Deep in a forest or in an expansive field under the stars... Communing with nature! This is another thing where it's a sensuous thing. Describing or highlight the smells/sounds/sights/etc. is very important to me!

Note: I'm not picky about anatomy. Either human or standard tentabulge/nook combo is cool.

Also reiterating from the other requests that I like Tavros as a bigger guy.

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Dave Strider
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Petstuck
  • Rape/Non-Con

Petstuck or reversePetstuck I would like to see one species (human or troll) show physical affection for their other-species pet in a way that is perceived as sexual or romantic by the pet (or the norms of the pet's general society) but the owner either doesn't know or doesn't care. Whatever you can think of and like is cool!

Some ideas for trolls-as-pets would be rubbing genitals, horn stimulation, grub-scar fondling, engaging submissive reflexes, or anything that the individual troll might have a kink for! I would count pale molestation as kink as well; it doesn't need to be sexual per se. Suggested characters would be Karkat or Kankri, but anyone is fine.

Some ideas for humans-as-pets would be stimulating genitals (I have a preference for female anatomy in humans, but dude parts are fine too,) playing with nipples, or anything the individual human might have a kink for! Suggested characters would be Roxy, Jade, Dave, or John, but anyone is fine.

For the purpose of this prompt, I would be open to underage (possibly very underage with pets in a range from elementary school-age on up to not-quite legal) or adults, but I would prefer them to be inexperienced. The way the pet relates to the owner is up to you, whether you want them to be unwilling and traumatized or enjoying it whole-heartedly!

Bonus for major size difference with the owner being bigger than the pet, due to species/age/whatever.

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Sollux Captor
  • Education
  • Sex Education

The idea of Alternian education is so odd. Is it all self-led homeschooling? Are the young trolls literally being *fed* knowledge somehow?

At any rate, it seems like some things would need to be learned in-person. At some point I would like to see a scenario where adolescents, just pre-ascension conscripts, or ascended young adult trolls end up in a Sex Ed classroom where they must practice... on each other. Sex is a life-or-death skill for Alternians, after all.

I'd like to see Sollux in this ideally, because my head-canon is that he is very not in-tune with his body. The idea of him being forced to perform publicly with someone would be deliciously awkward. It doesn't have to be him though!

As for classroom set up, whatever you want goes, but some ideas are; classes are segregated between caste-groups, like lowbloods/midbloods/highblooded air-breathers/sea-dwellers, or where heirarchy is strictly enforced, where higher-blooded trolls must top lower-blooded ones.

Canon Alternians are all good except for Karkat due to his obvious mutation and subsequent hue of his bodily fluids, but OC's would work too, since having to have sex with a total stranger would be terrible. Or not ;)

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porn
  • Sexual Inexperience

Porrim welcomes a new actress to the pornography industry.

Basically, I'd like to see Porrim as a well-established porn star doing a shoot with a brand new actress having her first time on camera. As long as the sex is consensual, it's good! Nobody involved should be under the influence of rugs, coerced, or otherwise tricked into doing this.

I am not especially attached to any particular person for her partner, as long as they are a human or troll, but my favorite possible partners are Kanaya, Rose, or Karkat (because why not) and I would prefer not to have Vriska, Aranea, Rufioh, or Damara involved.

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Oviposition
  • Bestiality
  • Pregnancy

It doesn't seem likely that trolls could have evolved if they *really* needed buckets to procreate, so they must have done something before their invention.

Presuming a mothergrub was in fact necessary (it wouldn't let me enter it in the tags) I like the idea of trolls needing to directly mate with her, where she uses an ovipositor (in the scientific sense of a tube that deposits eggs on or in something else) to impregnate a troll either before or after slurry has been deposited.

I'd like to see this happen to Karkat, either voluntarily (perhaps in a postSburb effort to repopulate the species or a pre-civilized society where it is still practiced) or involuntarily (perhaps as a form of degradation for its own sake or for the purpose of breeding.)

I would prefer it to be explicit, but if you are uncomfortable with that, focusing on Karkat's experience before and after that would also be great (or do both, that would be double-awesome.)

Whether the process is seen as gross or bestial by Karkat and/or his "assistants" or as an honor/whatever else is up to you!

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Self-Bondage

Self-bondage!

I would like to see a character having fun by somehow restrain themselves (in a way that allows them to get out at some point) and hide themselves away in a room so no-one can see them. While restrained whatever kinky things you want goes! Suggestions include hands-free sex toys, omorashi/wetting (no scat please,) sexual desperation, and risk of discovery, but feel free to use your imagination.

Please use one of these characters: Karkat, Kankri, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Sollux, Kanaya, Equius, Dirk, or Bro.

Requested by: yenmae

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Caliborn
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider

Optional other character: Grandpa

If you're up for it, dear filler, please go wild with this and make it as cracktastic as you like. And hot. AUs are fine, and I'm not particular with whatever pairings you choose out of the characters. You can make someone get pranked into taking Viagra pills, or make Dirk and Bro team up on Caliborn/Dad/Grandpa, idk. Have fun with it, yo.

Requested by: yenmae

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Eridan Ampora

Bro's got a big dick. Like, a 10-inch monster of a schlong. Eridan ain't ever seen a guy so hung irl, and is more than a little curious. Maybe he's a bit of a size queen, up to you :D Points for a loud, eager, overstuffed and aged-up Eridan, whether as a human or a troll.

Requested by: yenmae

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor

If possible, I'd love for some double/multiple penetration. If group sex isn't your thing, you can choose whichever characters you want, like Sollux and AR getting their nerd on beep boop whoops nerd sex or something B) It'd be great if you could age them up.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Damara Megido
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Damara Megido
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Comfort Sex
  • First Time
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I just want something flushed and tender between Damara and Porrim. Comfort sex, in maybe a kind of mixed up red/pale thing. Damara will never quite get over Rufioh, but after their deaths Porrim is more than happy to distract her friend from the emotional pain with physical pleasure. Damara is supremely pitiable if you look at her in the right light, and Porrim likes to take care of people.

Bonus points for the Porrim/Damara deal being Damaras first time (and Porrim being surprised, and Damara being cagey about it), and for them getting really dangerously pale before, during and after, really tender loving sex. Damara getting her tears kissed away would be amazing.

(also as far as genital stuff i like for my trolls to have bulges and nooks. for this pair specifically, id like for them both to prefer nook related biz)

World building appreciated and encouraged but not mandatory.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Kurloz Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Emotional Manipulation
  • Masochism
  • Sadism
  • Dysfunctional Relationships
  • Any Warning

What i want here is Kurloz wooing Tavros red, and Tavros eventually agreeing to be in a relationship with him, as long as it is kept a secret from everybody (but mostly Gamzee). Kurloz absolutely agrees, but makes pretty explicitly sure that Gamzee knows about his loving relationship with the only troll Gamzee has ever been red for, because the entire thing is an elaborate black courtship ritual-- because kurloz is a fucking creep and also absolutely infatuated with Gamzee.

Gamzee possibly responds surprisingly well, and by that I mean he viciously attacks Kurloz which is basically all the guy could have wanted (they can end up in a relationship and doing the do, or w/e, but ultimately I just want to see Kurloz goading Gamzee into nearly killing him and getting off on it when it happens).

Bonus points for a totally anime moment like Kurloz at some point giving Tavros a tender kiss goodnight only to intentionally lock eyes with a nearby lurking Gamzee.
Extra bonus points for Gamzee not being the one to react violently, and instead having Tavros eventually finding out about all this and beating the ever loving shit out of Kurloz for using him (and Kurloz being Way Into It, much to Tav's disgust).

Also this would totally work for humanstuck, though it would be arguably much creepier if GamKur (which i am basically all about).

Side note: I absolutely do not want Tavros and Gamzee to end up together.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Blood and Gore
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Any Warning

Do you remember that time Vriska made off with Tavros' lower half? Hahah, 'cause... yeah, I do. What do you imagine she did in her spare time with the lower half of her longtime crush at her disposal? Because I cannot imagine that it didn't involve her getting sloppy with it on at least one instance, while maybe crying angrily about having to resort to this kind of stuff because her stupid crush couldn't just man up and get with her already.

Bonus points for Equius having given the legs to her after they were removed because he a) is a pal, and b) knows that feel when your lowblood crush doesn't reciprocate.

Double bonus points for him watching creepily from the shadows while she gets friendly with Tavros' cooling nook/intentionally or unintentionally abusing his void powers.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • The Condesce
  • Jade Harley
  • Jane Crocker
  • The Condesce/Jade Harley
  • Master/Pet
  • Femdom
  • Any Warning

Condy has a vicious guard dog who moonlights as a lapdog, I don't doubt.

It can work as humanstuck, but I'd prefer if it's regular canontype troll/god dog girl shenanigans. I imagine it would be dub-con if not full-con, but I'd like something along the lines of Jade being trained and treated like a dog, and/or coming back from killing something/someone for Condy and getting lots of 'good girl's and belly rubs... Anything in that realm!

Bonus for Jade being all over in blood at some point (hers, someone else's, idgaf as long as it isn't Condy's) and that being a thing that the Condese is So Into.
More bonus points for after the above, Jade getting cleaned up and put in a glittery fuchsia and gold collar and cooed over.
MEGA SPACE TIER bonus points for Crockercorp!Jane getting to play with the puppy, too. She's meant to be Condy's heir, after all. Sort of. Mast head human face of the empire, same diff, whatever.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Equius Zahhak
  • Pony Play
  • BDSM
  • Asexual Character
  • Aftercare
  • Crying
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Rose Lalonde has a very strong and very proud (and quite handsome when he stops grimacing that way) pony. Sometimes for stress relief he needs to be beaten harshly, but he is always exceedingly grateful to Rose for it (and Rose is always more than happy to acquiesce for her noble steed).

Rose lets him get off when all is said and done-- maybe rutting against her boots, and then they kiss and cuddle while Rose administers tender loving aftercare.

It can be humanstuck or not, but either way Rose is asexual and never undresses. Maybe Equius acts up intentionally during a dressage scene to catch a bad beating with Rose's crop? Oops I've cycled back to characters crying and getting their tears kissed away. This is meant to be a very loving and healthy BDSM relationship.

Requested by: ShianneUrami

  • Mituna Captor
  • Sollux Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Sollux Captor
  • Oviposition
  • Egg Laying
  • Eggpreg
  • Bestiality
  • Body Horror
  • Mind/Mood Altering Substances
  • Rape/Non-Con

I would love, love, love to see Mituna and Sollux with a apiculture network of bees, abnormally large with how well the boys look after them, and they venture down into the mainframe for routine check up to find their queen dead and all the drones laden with eggs. The two together have to take the royal honey that is given to those who fit the bill to turn them into Queens and become the Queens of their swarm and receive the eggs to incubate.

I tagged a lot of things just in case, but it doesn't have to include all of them. Could be noncon or willing, I don't mind. The royal jelly could alter them into it, making it dubcon. Could be transformational change to become Queens, though I'd prefer they keep more trollian features than anything overly insectoid, still identifiable as Sollux and Mituna, could just be distended tummies, heavy with eggs. Could lay the eggs before they hatch, or could lay the larvae themselves, again, I don't mind here, both are good.

Big bonus points for care between the two trolls while they're bulging with eggs, belly rubs and tummy kisses and affection between the two.

Requested by: ShianneUrami

  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider
  • BDSM
  • Aftercare
  • Size Kink
  • Painplay
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I think a great prompt would be, a pale Dirk/Sollux relationship in which they're not very good at setting up and understanding boundaries and fumble through a BDSM scene, dominant Dirk and a submissive Sollux, but Dirk isn't very good at it at first, and Sollux isn't engaged or even aroused. They need to talk things out and set limits and do it right before it works out with good aftercare afterwards? Sollux is a glutton for pain and large insertions?

I say pale because though I prefer these two black, I don't see BDSM being a black activity, because black is an equal rivalry, and BDSM at it's core is anything BUT. They can definitely black flirt, but I'd rather it stuck to being a pale vent and outlet. So a good deal of snarking would still make my day with some sweet paps in the aftercare, from both sides, Sollux for Dirk and Dirk for Sol, because it's important both sides are alright after a scene closes.

Requested by: ShianneUrami

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • Xeno
  • Interspecies
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A blackrom between Terezi and Rose in which they attempt sex the first time and Rose is certain she knows what she's getting into, but neither of them realize that the cross species fluid is very bad. Either human fluids are toxic, or cause an allergic reaction, or troll fluids do such to humans. I don't mind if it's a burning or a rash, but they know it's not good and have to stop because yeah they want their mate to feel the pain, but they don't want to risk killing them. I would love the sex to work at first before it kicks off, but it ultimately not to work out. Funny the Seers didn't see this coming.

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • First Time
  • Body Worship
  • Quadrant Confusion

I'd like to see a Sollux who is nervous and awkward about having sex, who may have seen everything on the internet but is so not prepared for the real deal.

It'd be interesting to have Karkat as the experienced one for once too~

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Sex Pollen
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Dubious Consent

Sex pollen is my bullet proof kink (or really any form of unwanted/uncontrolled arousal like being in heat or something) and I want Kankri to go through that because I love to see him suffer and break his celibacy vow any which way~ Mituna and Latula can help! 8D

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Scratching

Scratching is a kink I'd like to read about. But like, not as a side-effect of passionnate sex but as the turn on itself. Anything from soft scratching behind the ears to long scratches along the back that give goosebumps and leave welts.

Went with Jade/Karkat 'cause I can see any of them really enjoying that.

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Equius Zahhak
  • Size Kink
  • Size Difference

Sollux is totally a size queen and he has this tendency to bite more than he can chew.

Requested by: YesVirginia

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • Body Worship
  • Caretaking
  • Comfort Sex
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like to see a sweet, moirails-with-benefits scene with a special focus on how Signless talks Psiioniic down, cleans him up, treats any injuries he might have and then gently but firmly fingerbangs him until Psii is calm and happy.
Biblical overtones welcomed but not required.

Requested by: YesVirginia

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Genderfluid Character
  • Clothing Kink
  • Light BDSM
  • Size Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

(Genderfluid character) Mituna tends to feel more dominant on hir girl days, so zie puts on hir cutest outfit and doms the hell out of Latula, who's enthusiastically into it. Think feel-good happysex with kink elements. Bonus: receiving penetration is the dominant-coded act for trolls, Mituna has a serious size kink and Latula is really well endowed.

Requested by: YesVirginia

  • Sollux Captor
  • Bad Ending
  • Mind Control
  • Conditioning
  • Forced Orgasm
  • Body Modification
  • Body Horror
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Bad End: Sollux gets captured, helmed and broken to his role. This can involve mind-altering substances, sexual conditioning, mechanical stimulation, forced orgasms, extreme body modification and the helmsblock installation process itself.
It doesn't matter who's doing it to him (and in fact I would like the focus away from that, maybe it's all an automated process anyway), what interests me are Sollux's reactions and thought processes and how they are warped over time. You are encouraged to get as grim as you like.

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • Size Kink
  • Tentabulges
  • BDSM

In which Dualscar and Psii stop fighting to properly Dom the Signless who had let them know during a drunk fiasco that he has a thing for kittenplay, biting and a size kink.

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Kurloz Makara/Rufioh Nitram

Pre-Accident!Kurloz and Rufioh hanging around and smoking a bowl when the power goes out. Kurloz lights some candles and romance insues. Sweet, slow first time.

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • Grand Highblood
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Humanstuck

They had been hiding their relationship for years, meeting in dark places that no one should be in the middle of the night. This time however, GHB couldn't wait to see his love and snuck into the castle to wait in his room. Summi is a vampire. GHB is a lycan. It's kind of based off of Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Nepezi flushed, either Monster Girls, troll, or humanstuck, cute fluff with sex, no sex without plot please

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Aradia Megido
  • Aranea Serket
  • Damara Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Tentabulges
  • Sisters
  • Rough Sex
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Vriska and Aradia have been black for sweeps, facing off in battle, and then ending up in bed. But, now they have to produce, and that should be interesting. It doesn't help that their sisters have been at it an equal amount of time.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Tentabulges
  • Rough Sex
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Roleplay

Jade/Nepeta calignous/flushed vacilliation, cat and dog role play

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Aranea Serket
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Latula Pyrope/Aranea Serket
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Either troll or monster girls, fluffy sex, tentabulges, good payoff

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Caliborn
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Trans Female Character
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits

Callie Ohpee is a trans girl with the biggest crush in the world on her friend Roxy Lalonde. Problem is, they have yet to meet in person...But, maybe this weekend trip her brother and his boyfriend are going on with all of your friends will make that happen.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Eridan, upon adult molt, has discovered he is capable of laying eggs. The empire gets word of this and kidnaps him away to train him to become a breeder in the Mother Grub caverns, which has been a thing for as long as there have been trolls. Karkat, leading a silent rebellion and with the help of Kanaya, rescue Eridan from his fate only to discover that he's in heat, and it won't go away until he's been impregnanted. He's been conditioned that this will hurt, a lot, and is broken, his pride is shattered by the training, which included his eggsac being inflated to the point of pain. This means that Karkat must treat him gently to take care of business.
~*~
Bottom line: Gentle pailing that leads to impregnating Eridan.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Trans Male Character
  • FTM Dave
  • Body Dysphoria
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Growing up with Bro after their parents died was as good as it could be really, for twins Dove and Dirk, but lately, Dove has been withdrawn, quiet, and antisocial. Especially after school. True, last summer she cut off all of her hair, and started stealing Dirk's clothes, but Bro never really thought about it. It was a twin thing, he thought, and it's not until he has a conversation with Dirk that he finds out what's going on. He doesn't have a little brother and a little sister; he has two little brothers, and it's high time some changes were made to help the one that got the wrong genetics. Before the bullying and body dysphoria drive the little man to something more than just drowning himself in his music.
~*~
Bottomline: Dave dealing with dysphoria and Bro being awesome about it with the help of Dirk as Dave's twin.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Asexual Character
  • Fuck Or Die
  • Masturbation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Tavros flushes his matesprit with all of his bloodpusher, it took him a while to get up the confidence to actually accept Gamzee's overtures, but once he had, it's been great! Until now. It's Drone Season, which means that in a very short time, there will be Imperial Drones showing up at his door expecting his flushed bucket to be full of peanut butter and jelly colored slurry. The trouble is although Tavros has no trouble getting himself off, the very idea of doing it WITH Gamzee makes his bulge refuse to come out. So, it's up to Gamzee to make sure his flushed bro understands that he's perfectly okay with not filling the pail at the same time, and he's more than willing to leave Tav to do it on his own. He just flushes him that much.
~*~
Bottomline: Gamzee convinces Tavros to masturbate into the pail and then does the same himself.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Trans Male Character
  • First Time
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Jake and Dirk have been dating for a while, and Jake is painfully aware that he's been avoiding things that Dirk has been hinting about lately, like making out and actually having sex. It isn't that Jake doesn't really want to. It's just, he doesn't know how Dirk will react once they're both naked, since as far as he knows Dirk is gay, and he is very much lacking a biological penis. He will admit he's thought about having Dirk suck off his strap-on ALOT, and that's about the only reason he's brave enough to do this. They're making it happen! He just really hopes that Dirk won't want to stick it inside.
~*~
Bottomline: Trans*Jake and Dirk do it for the first time. Non-penetrative sex is preferred.

Requested by: WeHaveNone

  • Dave Strider
  • Davesprite
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davesprite/Karkat Vantas
  • Alien Biology
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Human Davesprite
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Underage

Davesprite has only one arm- can lead to angst/ hurt comfort if you want
Him and Karkat are in a pretty casual relationship, nobody really knows about it
Trolls have both a bulge and a nook; Bulges are tentacles
Biting is a definite plus, as is scratching
Bonus points if they're going at it in a public place where everyone could toootally catch them
Bonus bonus points if they actually DO get caught
Extra super duper bonus points if they're caught by Dave
Ultimate, bonecrushing bonus points if he joins in

Requested by: WeHaveNone

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Genderqueer Character
  • FTM Dave
  • Breathplay
  • Strap-Ons
  • Crossdressing Kink
  • Underage

Dave is biologically male and genderqueer. He likes to wear very elegant, fancy dresses occasionally, and Bro thinks this is the shit.
-OR-
Dave is FTM. He uses a strap-on and tops.

In either, breathplay would be awesome

Requested by: WeHaveNone

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kankri Vantas/Karkat Vantas
  • Quadrant Vacillation
  • Alien Biology
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Bondage
  • Threesome - F/M/M

Vacillating Flushed/ Caliginous between Karkat and Kankri; Completely black between Porrim and Kankri. Kankri is basically ganged up upon by Karkat and Porrim. Consensual bondage happens in the form of restraints. Rough sex is a definite yes- biting and scratching are perfect, as is drawing blood. Pretty much anything but maiming is cool.
Trolls have both a bulge and a nook; Bulges are tentacles

Requested by: WeHaveNone

  • Damara Megido
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Alternate Universe - Prostitution
  • Threesome - F/F/F

Either Vriska or Terezi bring Damara, a prostitute, home to spice up their Kismesitude. Things kind of devolve into a huge competition of who can please Damara the most/ last the longest. Damara ends up not charging, and plans on dropping by again, because she feels like she should have been paying the Scourge Sisters for their service, not the other way around.
Rough sex is encouraged- pretty much anything below maiming is cool.

Requested by: Silver_Eternity

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Maybe split up the four of them into pairs, however you see fit? Perhaps the two seatrolls are helping out a fellow noble and Kankri gets caught by the drone? "Red" romance maybe being a teasing point because of Kankri's blood color until he flips all the rage and goes ultra-black on one or all of the other participants? Nobles ganging up on the warmblood: really hot.

Requested by: Silver_Eternity

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Experienved Bro having to walk his younger self and his younger self's boyfriend through sex for the drones? Possibly because of Timey-Wimey things (as in, how DID the Condescension get a sample to make Dirk from, she surely didn't collect it herself). Or maybe the drones are not a factor and Dirk messages his older self (maybe through Dave because Time player) to get help for his first ever sexytimes with Jake, as compensation Bro demands to be able to watch?

Requested by: Silver_Eternity

  • Dave Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Some indulgent moirailing takes a redder turn once a certain Strider shows up, as insufferably red and smug as always? Gamzee and Dave have a cool rivalry thing going, and Karkat's auspiticizing between them turns strangely red? They're all doing an odd dating triangle already and it's a matter of course and instinct? Dave is curious how trolls fill their buckets and watches, hidden while Karkat and Gamzee go at it for a drone that doesn't exist anymore but their bodies expect to show up anyway?

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Karkat Vantas
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I really love dom Nepeta, and her being fascinated with Karkat's nook. Just no tentacles, but otherwise feel free to make them as biologically alien as you please. A cock ring would be really great too, and Nepeta getting off multiple times

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Damara Megido
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Damara Megido/Kankri Vantas
  • Pregnancy Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like humanstuck having their first baby damkri. They can be teens, and Damara got knocked up by a one night stand, or young adults living together, or whatever. Damara is getting heavy and Kankri has a big pregnancy kink, and they have to find an awkward position to do it in. Awesome points for having some sweet moments between Damara and Kankri

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • Omorashi
  • Voyeurism
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Karkat and Gamzee are moirails, Karkat and Jade are matesprits, and Karkat's secret fantasy is to watch Gamzee and Jade make love. Also, he wants one of them to accidentally wet themself while sitting on the other's lap. Bonus points if Gamzee and Jade team up to get Karkat off afterwards

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Master/Pet
  • Toys
  • Humanstuck
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Prompt(?): Tavros decides to try something new with Gamzee. They agree to have fun, considering it's their third anniversary. Tavros playing as the master and Gamzee, the pet. Tavros uses a new plug he bought for his lover, a long fluffy tail plug.

I really love the idea of Gamzee being a needy sub and Tavros being too giving, in that he'd eventually overstimulate Gamz, though he would beg Tavros to keep going. I also would prefer if Gamzee was the shorter of the two with the slightest bit of chub around his stomach, whereas Tavros would be average height with a lanky, muscular frame.

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Cronus Ampora/Tavros Nitram
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Sensory Deprivation
  • Bloodplay
  • Breathplay
  • Bondage
  • Not Humanstuck
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Prompt(?): With Tavros' self esteem kicking into over drive he decides to take his frustrations out on someone. That someone just so happened to be Cronus. He hadn't planned on getting tied, gagged, and touched by some little lowblood but he was loving every second of the attention.

This one is nook and tentabulge headcanon with Tavros being the dominant bottom and Cronus being a submissive top. The breathplay part can be added along with the sensory deprivation (sight, sound, hearing, and smell) by Tavros say covering Cronus' gills or something close to that. I'd also like Tavros to be a bit innocent and coy when approaching Cronus, then snapping and pinning him down or something to that tune.

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Gamzee Makara
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Gamzee Makara
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
  • Toys
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Prompt(?): After the game ended earth and alternia collided creating a conglomerate world where both trolls and humans co-exist. Gamzee and John have been dating, and living together for a long time and feel that, though they're sex lives are good, it could be taken up a notch or two. This is when john introduced Gamzee to the world of sex toys.

For this it'd be great if John used a vibrator. Again Gamzee being shorter is a huge bonus, as well as dark skinned John.

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Other(s)
  • Auto-Responder/Brobot
  • Android Lil Hal
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Simple Lil' Hal and Brobot smut nothing really special. Possibly some body worship toward Lil' Hal and whatnot.

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Dave Strider
  • Davesprite
  • Dave Strider/Davesprite
  • Body Worship
  • Time Travel
  • Pre-Sburb
  • Dream Bubbles
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage

prompt(?): Davesprite has been travelling the dream bubbles and stumbles upon a very familiar bubble. He doesn't really know what provoked him to go inside it, but he did and what he found could be enough to rattle him for a long time.

For this Davesprite would be the age he would be today so around 18, and Dave would be about 13 or 14 and very curious. Spanish Dave with freckles would be great!

Requested by: vedinamel

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Tentabulges
  • Bloodplay
  • Rope Bondage
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Rose is very intrigued over troll sexual organs and so uses her kismesis to explore them a bit more.

Requested by: vedinamel

  • The Dolorosa
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Tentabulges
  • Mind Manipulation
  • Bloodplay
  • Collars
  • Oral Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Mindfang uses subtle levels of mind control to convince Dolorosa she's becoming flushed for her naturally, and teases her about it.

Requested by: vedinamel

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Kanaya Maryam
  • Light BDSM
  • Bloodplay
  • Tentabulges
  • Anal Sex
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Dominance
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

To consolidate their new kismesissitude Nepeta teaches Kanaya to acknowledge her surprising dominance.

Requested by: vedinamel

  • The Condesce
  • Jane Crocker
  • The Condesce/Jane Crocker
  • BDSM
  • Bloodplay
  • Tentabulges
  • Mind Control
  • Scratching
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Rape/Non-Con

Noticing that a part of Jane's mind rejects the control of the tiara, the Condesce decides to complete her domination over her mind in a more intimate and vicious way.

Requested by: Auddish

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Tentabulges
  • Established Relationship

My OTP. I always get a kick out of Rose seducing Kanaya. I love that Rose (typically is written to) have a fascination with tentacles, or a morbid curiosity of Kanaya drinking her blood - typical 'rosemary fandom' things. Perhaps Kanaya with a larger tentabulge, or her coming inside Rose and Rose loving it?

I'd rather have Rose's alcohol drinking left out - leaves more room for witty remarks and snark. Just them being teenage dorks trying to get laid is all I ask :D

Requested by: Auddish

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Tentabulges
  • Incest

This one is up for interpretation somewhat. Having all three in a relationship, or having one or two being caught in a compromising position. Could lead up to including the caught person into sexy times or as a spectator of the other two.

Examples could be: Roxy teasing the two / bulge blocking - only to get sucked into a romp herself. Two catching another masturbating. Rose and Roxy trying to seduce Kanaya into a threesome. Characters flip flopped to whatever works best for you!

Requested by: Auddish

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • John Egbert
  • Bro/John Egbert
  • Size Difference
  • Size Kink
  • Age Difference
  • Underage

My crack ship, shh. The whole: "my friends older brother" kinda deal. Something with Bro topping John in one way or another. Maybe John seducing him into it. I do like that there would be a bit of an age gap between the two- but not as the main focus. I'm more interested in the size difference going on with Bro being bigger. Could be sneaking around Dave's back, Dave could know - he doesn't have to be included. Everything being consensual between the two please and thank you c:

Requested by: Dkey

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Oviposition

The only females in troll society are mother grubs as trolls are male physically since they can only expel genetic material. The reason that Jade-Bloods aren't very common is that they're mother grubs that matured into adult trolls. Turns out that they're also females and that their large bulges are actually ovipositers from a long discarded branch of evolution. Rose finds out about this, she finds it hot and wants Kanaya to pump her full (not like ridiculously full) of eggs. Maybe even have a grub or grubs of their very own?

Requested by: Dkey

  • Jane Crocker
  • Other(s)
  • Bestiality

Being a first guardian Bec has knowledge that his world may end and that he will most likely die. Problem is Bec would like to pass on his genes and no dogs will survive the start of the game. Doesn't matter to him though since he's more interested in humans anyway and being a first guardian has certain perks. He can't do it with Jade because he's loyal to her. He can't do it with Rose because most of her property is destroyed by giant meteors and his pups may become collateral. He decides on jumping sessions to do it and finds that only two candidates remain: Roxy, who is too skinny and alcoholic to rear anything and Jane, a plump girl with a living home, wide birthing hips, and good motherly instincts.

Bec ==> Seduce (and bone) the heiress

Requested by: Dkey

  • Jade Harley
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde

Kanaya and Rose have finally done the do and Kanaya can't help but kiss and tell. Karkat is intrigued by the fact that Rose's nook is large enough to take an entire bulge (something trolls can't do). Kanaya says she won't be mad if they do it as long as he gets Rose's permission first. The rest of the meteor accidentally finds out and take it as an open invitation. Rose is hounded by literally everyone (including dave, terezi, gamzee, and karkat.). Can be offscreen word balloons or just mentioned in a fic if need be) . When they meet up with the ship kids Rose has had enough and vents to Jade about her 3 year ordeal. She says it's nice that she finally gets to talk with someone that's not in possession of a horny penis. Jade has bad news because fusing with bec left her certain endowments.

Rose == > Give up and succumb to dog girl

Requested by: sweetvamp96

  • Aradia Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • Humanstuck
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Size Kink
  • Sex Magic
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • First Time
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Aradia being more nervous and having her first time with a little experience from Equius would be cute.

Noble/Prince falls for a beautiful peasant, stereotypical love thing is cute.

Equius being foreign would be great, accent.

Requested by: sweetvamp96

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Foreplay
  • Feral Behavior
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Eggpreg
  • Size Difference
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Feral troll Eridan much taller than noble girl Feferi is amazing.

Him accidentally using her as an incubator for his eggs would be funny to read.

Eridan being protective over her about the eggs.

Snaking off at night maybe, or in general.

Requested by: sweetvamp96

  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor & Aradia Megido
  • Mages
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • Body Modification
  • Body Worship
  • Sex Magic
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Sollux being an Archmage with assistant Ara would be cool.

Body mod w/slow development (not sudden) is fine, but not to slow.

Body enhancement (penis enlargement or small vag (prefer both))

Requested by: sweetvamp96

  • Aradia Megido
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Aradia Megido
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Bickering
  • Foreplay
  • Mild S&M
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Maybe pretend that Eridan is Dualscar and Ara is Handmaid.

Kinda lose the characters half way through it.

Not serious about much.

Requested by: sweetvamp96

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Size Difference
  • Foreplay
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Romantic Fluff
  • Cutesy
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Just vanilla would work if possible.

Eridan and Sollux decided to share Feferi.

No oral!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Other(s)
  • Masturbation
  • Humiliation
  • Xeno
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The Critical Whale (from the Critical Miss comic on Paradox Space: http://www.paradoxspace.com/critical-miss ) criticizing Eridan while he's trying to get himself off, please. (I honestly don't care if the whale gets off or not, but if you feel like throwing that in there, I'm dowwn.) I much prefer nook-and-bulge troll junk!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Other(s)
  • Desperation
  • Begging
  • Tears
  • Overstimulation
  • Orgasm Control
  • Omorashi
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The "Other(s)" in this case is anybody at all you feel like writing him with. I would like to see Cronus (fully consensually and eagerly) at somebody's mercy. A focus on his gills and fins would be awesome. Basically, I just want to see Cronus completely overwhelmed and overstimulated in every possible way, please. Wreck him!

I much prefer nook-and-bulge troll junk. Additional tags are suggestions!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido
  • Xeno
  • Comfort Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Slow, languid, comfort sex. Sollux is stressed to the point that he's sparking, and Aradia wants to help him feel better. He tries to rush things, but she makes him relax and focus on the pleasure, to really feel every moment of it.

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Crossdressing
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Karkat finds he likes it when Eridan crossdresses. He likes it a LOT. Sex in skirts, please!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Xeno
  • Chastity Device
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Sexual Frustration
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The "Other(s)" in this case can be anyone you'd like Kankri to have sex with. :>

Let's say that Kankri believes that as long as he is wearing a chastity device and can't come, he can engage in sexual activities with others and still maintain his celibacy. Sex while wearing a xeno chastity device please!

Requested by: bannanachan

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

Rosemary is my otp and I like to see them kiss and do other things also? That's... really all there is to say on the matter. But if you're interested in a more specific direction I'd really like some ridiculously fluffy, lovey-dovey happy sex.

Requested by: bannanachan

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley

Quadrant flipping (preferably black/red but whatever you feel like) Jade/Fef. Bonus points for tentacles.

Requested by: bannanachan

  • Aradia Megido
  • Damara Megido
  • Dave Strider
  • Porrim Maryam

Porrim in the middle of foreplay and/or sex acts with whoever floats your boat getting interrupted repeatedly by time player duplicates. Bonus points if a time player interrupts her having sex with themselves.

Mostly I think this would be funny.

Requested by: Metrowolf

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Eridan Ampora & Roxy Lalonde

bondage

Requested by: Metrowolf

  • Aradia Megido
  • Dave Strider
  • Aradia Megido/Dave Strider

toys/ whips

Requested by: Metrowolf

  • Dirk Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope & Dirk Strider

bites/bruises

Requested by: Issiekay

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Warning

I would love some PorKat, with Porrim absolutely teasing the hell out of Karkat. Xeno preferred but humanstuck is okay!

I'd love it if it took an Oedipal turn but hey, if not that's fine.

Requested by: Issiekay

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Equius Zahhak
  • Any Warning

I'd like to see Eridan trying to put Equius in his place because Equius would be all over that, but hey, anything works. Hemoshaming would be fabulous.

Requested by: Issiekay

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Any Warning

Drunk and angry, possibly violent, black RoseVris would be fabulous! Perhaps it's a red date gone wrong, maybe it's a cliche struggle over Kanaya. The rougher, the better.

Requested by: odditycollector

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • BDSM
  • Ashen Romance | Auspistice

I picked Kanaya because I had to pick someone specific and she's the obvious volunteer, but this is more of a "any characters, whichever you personally feel most interesting" prompt.

prompt is hardcore ashen bdsm.

Because it is the sexual frustration and imposed outside control romantic quadrant, right? There are so many ways it could go. Chastity devices. Edging. Privileges earned and lost. Ritualized confession of transgressions (or daydreamed transgressions) and punishment. Or maybe they're a kismesis couple who do fuck, but require stabilization via predicament bondage and supervision to keep from tearing each other apart?

Requested by: odditycollector

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Warning

I feel like the Alpha humans are the strongest contenders, but if you don't like the characters here, re-choose as suits you.

prompt is humans doing Hugely Unethical Science on trolls.

Pick a hugely unethical science question. What's their trauma resilience like compared to humans. How do they respond to isolation. Or go for biology - gruesome medical vivisection without anesthesia, anyone? Less invasive examinations, involving genital manipulation (hey, there's the always classic "aliens made them do it"). Or go long term - what happens if you hatch and pupate a grub without exposing it to any language?

Anyway, because this is For Science and not just random torture, let's hear if they got any interesting results.

Requested by: odditycollector

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes
  • John Egbert/Meenah Peixes
  • Black Romance
  • Xeno
  • Any Warning

(Is blackrom a kink? The case has been made that John is aromantic, and that is why human romance befuddles him utterly, but considering he keeps assigning himself nemeses you could make a similar case he is blackromantic.)

John has named Meenah's AU counterpart his nemesis. Meenah really enjoys stabbing this dude. Obv. it is hate. And this pairing becomes 3 times as fun to me when Karkat is there too, so I've invited him with my signup powers. At the least he can commiserate with Meenah about the John Egbert is hot: why? problem.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Tavros Nitram
  • John Egbert/Tavros Nitram
  • Humanstuck

Buff Tavros - http://i.imgur.com/qpko0c6.jpg like this but probably a bit chubbier. He and John have been online semi-rivals in the FLARP tournament for a while, and now they're meeting up for a panel at a con - John is jealous and uncomfortably turned on.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Weight Gain

It's pretty cramped on the Meteor, not and Dave and Karkat find themselves a bit heavier than they remember. Dave freaks out and comfort eats his way into a vicious circle, but Karkat doesn't see what the fuss is about and tries to make him see sense. Unfortunately, "You're way hotter now you're fat and so am I" wasn't the best way to go about this?? WHO KNEW

Trolls have dicks. I know, I know

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Jake English
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jake English/Karkat Vantas

Write me a Karkat/Jake black enough to fill the night sky, pitch enough to play football on. Make them awful stupid fuckups who can't get anything right but somehow sexy things emerge.

Trolls still have dicks, sorry.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dave Strider
  • Davesprite
  • Dirk Strider
  • Weight Gain
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider

Dirk and Dave are fraternal twins at college. They room, they bone. Dave's hit the Freshman 15 early and Dirk isn't shy about pointing it out / mocking it mercilessly / encouraging it.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Jake English
  • Dad/Jake English

oh my gosh mr crocker u r so buff & ur beard is so great & i wud luv to b held in ur arms n fucked into splinters wait what

TT: I want pics.

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde
  • Frustration
  • Sadism
  • Masochism
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Helmsman Kink
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Dacryphilia

BROADLY APPLICABLE TO ALL PROMPTS: Kinks tagged are “any one of the above would be great!” Please don’t feel like you need to include all of them. If you’re not sure how to write sneezing as a kink, check out my Dear Author/Artist letter and the linked tag. **Also, if you see a kink prompt you like that’s tagged on a pairing you don’t like, feel free to transfer it to the pairing you matched on, if applicable.** You want to make Sollux or Tavros allergic to each other? You want to have troll!Rose pound Sollux with her bulge? All good.

Anyway, I particularly enjoy Rose/Sollux where she tops. Rose is also welcome to have other kinks I haven’t listed. Emeto? Bloodplay? Omorashi? All of the above are things I kinda like. No scat and nothing permanently damaging or fatal. Unless god tier, in which case, consensual temporary fatalities are fine. Clicked ‘graphic depictions of violence’ because of these side notes and a general interest in seeing dark Rose/Sollux stuff. But the sort of dark where they both want what they’re getting. Light dubcon is OK, not noncon, please.

Helmsman kink is a suggestion here but would be really cool. Sheepish Sollux bringing up his interest in exploring that taboo with an interested top is always one of my favorite tropes, and wherever they go with it is cool with me.

And I’m also sort of cool with Sollux topping if you want to write/draw that.

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Size Difference
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Pseudo-Incest
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Underage
  • The Disciple/Nepeta Leijon

Cat trolls go into heat. Disciple is there to help Nepeta through hers. AU or dreambubble or whatever you please; I don't care, there just isn't enough Leijoncest in the world.

Nepeta doesn't /actually/ have to be underage for this, because you can come up with multi-stage troll maturity headcanons and shit, but it's tagged because it's an ancestor/descendant pairing. I'd love to see her being quite a bit smaller, being in a really sexually ravenous state, taking Disciple's bulge and being both intimidated and pleased by it.

Would prefer to avoid human-style "incest kink". I enjoy trollcest in part because it doesn't have human incest baggage and ancestors and descendants don't normally have a guardian relationship!

Prefer previous relationship if using the heat trope, as that mitigates the consent issue.

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • Sollux Captor
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Sollux Captor/Tavros Nitram
  • Size Difference
  • Size Kink
  • Come Inflation
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

No one has to be underage for this, although I like the notion of mid-to-late-pubertal Sollux and post-pubertal Tavros.

Prompt: Tavros gets pretty damn big in adulthood. Sollux either hasn’t yet or just won’t but really adores taking Tavros’ huge bulge. Flushed? Pitch? Rails with pails or friends with benefits? Any of the above.

One character or the other being in heat is totally optional, but I like the H/C aspect of heatfic or art. Prefer previous relationship if using the heat trope, as that mitigates the consent issue.

Tavros being disabled, having the use of his genitalia but not his legs, and also having wings is a plus. I prefer stuff that doesn’t totally skip over the existence of a disability.

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • Aradia Megido
  • Sneezing
  • Allergies
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sadism
  • Masochism

The character of your choice is allergic to Aradia because of her wooly, sheeplike qualities. She finds herself curiously turned on by the reactions she’s getting, and either in a blackrom context or a gentler consensual sadomasochism context (flushed or even pale, it could be an ace-kinky story) they decide to play around with this. Suggestions? Equius, Sollux, Tavros, Nepeta… But that’s just off the top of my head, substitute your OTP. Put her with Jade or with Cronus if you prefer and I’m cool with that too. If you do Ara/Vris I have a penchant for them as blackrom - again, just a suggestion.

See my blog for more about sneezing or itching kink. I will have a dear author/artist letter up and finished within 24 hours most likely.

Requested by: DuskToDawnDame

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning

I'm very open with this ship! I enjoy writing them in any quadrant. Pale mutual masturbation? You got it. Awkward first time red sex? Sure. Spontaneous, heat-of-the-moment black sex? No problem.

Requested by: DuskToDawnDame

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning

I've been dabbling with these two for a while, and I believe they'd make a good pair in a pale or black request. Something playing off their mutual stubbornness, maybe?

Requested by: DuskToDawnDame

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning

They're a versatile pairing, and I adore that about them! They compliment each other nicely in any quadrant. Maybe something that plays off some popular Sollux headcanons that can be taken in sexual ways, like his supposed forked tongue or double bulges?