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Requested by: rflame135

  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rape/Non-Con

Vriska, mastering her psychic abilities, crashes in on Rose and Kanaya's quality time on the meteor.

Tentabulge/nook physiology for trolls

Requested by: rflame135

  • The Condesce
  • Karkat Vantas

Karkat, undertaking his trials to become a threshecution, must pass a final exam for the royal appointment. Pleasing the Empress.

Tentabulge/nook physiology for Trolls.

Requested by: rflame135

  • The Condesce
  • Spinneret Mindfang

Captured by the Imperial navy, Marquise Mindfang manages a last gambit to escape her fate. A bet with the Empress, to see who has the most, "stamina."

Requested by: Ildiko_Kumari

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Power Play
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I really like the idea of Cronus being one of the few trolls that will actually listen to Kankri's speeches and respecting his preferences. I also like to think that Kankri sometimes gets the upper hand on Cronus when it comes to sex, leading to power play.

Requested by: Ildiko_Kumari

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Roleplay
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Terezi helps Karkat relieve his stress through RP-ing.

Requested by: Ildiko_Kumari

  • Vriska Serket
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Vriska Serket/Karkat Vantas
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I like to think that these two are constantly at each other's throats, whether it be arguing over who is better qualified for being the leader or pissing each other off just to piss each other off.

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Trans Character
  • Body Worship
  • Master/Pet
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Humanstuck! Karkat is trans, and in a polyamorous relationship with Jade and Nepeta. For his birthday, the two girls decide to put on collars and help play out one of Karkat's petplay fantasises.

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Jade Harley
  • Eridan Ampora/Jade Harley
  • Omorashi
  • Desperation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade finds herself in the dream bubbles, needing to use the lady's room, but she can't find one anywhere. Eridan offers to help her, although he secretly hopes to see her have an accident. Please no mentions of diapers, pee drinking, or golden showers. I just want some old fashioned accidental wetting, with extra emphasis on the desperation aspect, please!

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Roleplay
  • Femdom
  • Spanking
  • Anal
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dave and Terezi enjoy bdsm play in the bedroom -- especially when Dave subs for Terezi. He's a mouthy sub, though, so Terezi has to punish him. Terezi can either have a penis or use a strap on for the anal. Emphasis on aftercare, if you please. And everything that happens should be explicitly consensual.

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Damara Megido
  • Damara Megido/Kankri Vantas
  • Menstruation
  • Menstrual Sex
  • Menstruation Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Humanstuck! Kankri has a mestruation kink, and Damara is on her period. She's in the mood, but afraid of bringing it up in case it squicks Kankri out-- so Kankri is the one to ask Damara first.

Requested by: krazieLeylines

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Macro/Micro
  • Oral Sex
  • Voyeurism
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade uses her spacey powers to make Karkat fairy-sized small so he can get up close and personal when it comes to eating her out. Bonus points if Jade watches Karkat get himself off afterwards or during

Requested by: Jlister1997

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Gamzee Makara
  • Adult Trolls
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I really love things about adult trolls, so something which has aspects of their adult life involved (such as the smut taking place in a spare room at a Subjugglator ball, maybe body mods given as initiation to the Orphaners or Subjugglators, all growed up uniforms, maybe they're both on break from their various different jobs that send them off the planet and they have to make the most of the time they have together) would be ideal for me. I love stuff with a lot of back plot, but if you don't have any ideas for back story and would prefer it to be a pwp then I'm fine with that. Some ideas for initiation body mods for the subjugglators include earrings that denote rank, horn studs, white tattoos like their face paint, all those sort of things are things I'd love to include. Thanks for reading!

Requested by: Jlister1997

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
  • Centaurs
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Centaur zahhaks are perfect and centaur makaras are perfect also (but less popular). Any manner of centaurstuck smut is ideal really. Either one of them could be human or both of them could be centaurs, and the scenario is completely open to interpretation. If you need any ideas I have a couple as follow, but none of them are mandatory.
- both are well known show centaurs and are bred by their owners (one put out for stud and the other a brood mare) for desirable offspring.
- a kingdomstuck sort of setup where they both come from well known centaur families and its an arranged marriage on their wedding night.

I personally love llamataur gamzee but i know not everyone knows a lot about llamas so its ok if you dont want to use that. I'm good with any kind of taurs! But for horses my headcanon bodies for them are appaloosa for gamzee (bc of the spots) and shire/clydesdale for equius (bc of the strong).

Thanks for reading!

Requested by: Jlister1997

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Xeno
  • Humanstuck
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Any smut in which one of the members is a troll and the other is a human. Either way round, I don't mind. Some interesting things to see in troll/human relationships are; trolls not used to taking anything as blunt as a human dick so it requires some working up to, the fetishisation of trolls in human culture, possibly a troll/human friendship turning into a one night stand through mutual curiosity, and trolls acting much more animalistic when they mate such as purring or fluttering their ears or churring, or marking their partners with pheremones. Discovering horn play is also fun to mess around with.
Thanks in advance, I know you'll do a great job!

Requested by: Jlister1997

  • Grand Highblood
  • Darkleer
  • Darkleer/Grand Highblood
  • Merstuck
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love darkleer/ghb and i love merstuck so this is the perfect combination. Two mers from opposite pods, or maybe a turf scrap, or some sort of heat cycle, anything that can wind up in sex is fine with me! Bioluminescence is great, and I'm fine with one of them being a human too, maybe keeping the other under supervision in an aquarium. Either is great, and with either being the sub or dom in either situation. Thanks for your attention!

Requested by: Jlister1997

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Kurloz Makara
  • Pirates
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

My favourite ship. My ship on a ship is like... shipping squared. It can be a space ship (space pirates holy shit) or a pirate ship, humanstuck or troll, modern day or olde time or futuristic, whatever adds buoyancy to your floational device. Kurloz as captain is good, but you could also have them both being workers if thats what you prefer. They could be partying after a good haul, or chilling (sexy chilling) on a new found land, or bunking in a tavern when they come in to port, anything pirate related that takes your fancy. Thanks!

Requested by: Laylah

  • The Dolorosa
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rarepairstuck this year got me ttly hooked on the Mothership. This is a very simple request, honestly. I want these two having sex and having fun together. Rosa especially gets cast as the sober serious voice of reason a lot of the time, but remember she's alternate Porrim and let her seize the pleasures available! Basically the worse a character fares in canon the more I want fanworks of them having some happy times before the doom comes, which means I need this to be delights all around.

If you're writing, I love the idea that the rebel team are all romantically involved and everybody is quadrant-blurry, so quadrant-flipping and/or mentions of poly (or even cameos) are totally welcome.

If you're drawing, I'd love to see varying body types between them (curvy Rosa, maybe?) and/or some tattoos. mmmm. Also people smiling/laughing during sex is a bulletproof happy place for me.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Oral Fixation
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

You can swap out a different Makara if you want, is cool. I just love them being filthy hungry motherfuckers who wanna get their mouths on that. There's extra tension with Kurloz given his stitches/tongue thing, and you can handle that any way you want, whether you do something set before that, post-resurrection when he's re-adjusting to having his mouth fully functional, or during and despite having the stitches there. Partner is up to you; I enjoy all the relationships he's had with people in canon, but I am a hardcore multishipper and would be happy to roll with it if you had something else in mind.

All I ask is that you don't forget he's creepy. Which is not to say you need to go balls-out for noncon or anything, just that there's probably an undercurrent of not-quite-right even if there are fluffy moments.

Requested by: Laylah

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Phone Sex
  • Transformation
  • Size Kink
  • Dirty Talk

Oh my gosh I'm sorry this one is so specific. Maybe you like specific? I can hope.

Equius doesn't like to talk about the 100d feelings that sometimes, er, arise when he's viewing fine art. But a troll has needs, okay. And eventually he discovers a service where he can call someone up and demand they talk to him about all manner of 100dness (trolls probably have such a ridiculous name for phone sex). And what he wants is to hear about someone implausibly acquiring and then playing with their new majestic musclebeast phallus. Horse dick transformation porn: get.

If you're an artist, perhaps this is a pic of Equius on the phone with a hand down his (soaking wet) shorts, and his fantasy material in a thought bubble? His fantasy object can look like anyone you'd like, and can be reacting to their new equipment with 100d delight or with anime ~blushu blushu~ surprise/dismay, whichever you'd prefer. Or if you want to go all the way with the fantasy image as the Full Sex, please do! Sloppy fluids and hentai belly bulges would definitely fit here (heh).

If you're a writer, I'd love to see give-and-take between Equius and his operator, as the other person teases out the details of what Equius wants from this scene and ideally they both get into it. Is it a story about him getting the transformation? About the operator getting the transformation and Equius getting to touch it? Something entirely third-person? Any additional kinks that would go along with this would be awesome; I figure cock worship is an obvious one, but you could easily toss in public sex/humiliation, and it being fantasy means you could have someone actually taking that huge monster musclebeast tool. Bonus points if the operator works in some of their kinks, and/or if we get to learn who the operator is.

"Horse Dicks" is not a canonical AO3 tag. I am sad.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Xeno
  • Alien Biology
  • Exploration
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Okay so the deep ocean is full of really, really weird creatures. Pick one or more bizarre fish adaptations and give them to Feferi. Then give her a partner who didn't know this was coming (if you know what I mean). Extra-alien Fef, xeno exploration with her partner.

I am super flexible on ships here; you could go with anyone who wasn't another seadwelling troll and get the xeno aspect going. If you have a pairing idea you want to run with, go for it. If you want more direction, consider going with a Karkat who has seadweller-type features that were never well developed due to mutation, etc etc, and possibly never manifested until Feferi gets him into the water -- and then *neither* of them is quite what he expected. (Nervous is good but please don't make him seriously distressed.) Or maybe Makaras are at that awkward place on the hemospectrum where they have some vestigial seadweller features and being with Fef is an education in what the real thing is like.

Overall I think I'd like a shift from "holy shit, now what" toward "oh my god more, more" on the partner's end. Best eldritch fish princess girlfriend.

Requested by: Laylah

  • Mind Control
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Transformation
  • Sexual Slavery
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Character
  • Any Relationship

Okay so uh. I want a thing involving trolls taking advantage of humans, in a way that is systemic and that they see nothing wrong with. If that sounds appealing to you please follow the link provided with this request.

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Dom/sub Play
  • Healthy Relationships
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

To start off, this goes for all my requests: I'm totally open to you adding any extra characters you want to these prompts, changing up details, whatever. If something I write pings you in a way that isn't QUITE what I wrote, go for your idea, I'm excited to see what you make! I'm also down with poly/open relationships, trans characters, whatever races and body types you want, please go for it! I love most kinks, including things like helmsmen and fertility-related kinks like oviposition. I think the only stuff I won't go for is emeto or scat. I love xeno to pieces and I still haven't run into troll anatomy I didn't like, up to and including genetic material production (and distribution) being what troll boobs and nipples are for. I REALLY like that one a LOT a lot if it happens to ping you. Look up the davetav milking fic on here if you're curious. So knock yourselves out, create whatever your heart desires!!

Okay, so Horuss/anybody is my vague, unhelpful prompt for the evening. I just really, really want to see him being happy and appreciated with someone, with him having to sacrifice his weirdness or identity or what makes him unique. I'm going to elaborate on him in just a moment to give you something to work with, but let me toss off a few pairings first. I'd lean towards not Rufioh or Meulin if you can help it, it seems like those relationships are hurting him way more than they help, even if he won't admit it, and those seem tricky to salvage into someting more positive. I've written and drawn him with Roxy before, or I've seen him written REALLY well with Dirk. I have story ideas in the pipeline for him with Jane and Jake (my tag has a little rambling on those dynamics), and I can also see Karkat being a person who just cares about people hard enough to get past the initial 'this guy is weird and creepy' reaction. Zahhakcest is a thing I want VERY badly, or one of my biggest, BIGGEST guilty pleasure wishes is a fivesome with all the alphas and Horuss. But if you're feeling someone else, go for it!! If he's happy, I'll be happy too.

As a character, you can find more meta and stories and such with him on my 'horuss zahhak' tag on tumblr, but in brief: Horuss is really... unhappy. And he's made efforts to connect with others, like his relationship with Meulin, even when it seems like all the stress ends up piled on him, and he describes the forced smiling she suggests as 'physically painful.' Or even when something clearly isn't working, like his relationship with Rufioh, he clings to it and refuses to admit to himself that Rufioh doesn't want him anymore. He's chasing desperately after anything that might make him happy, and none of it's working, and it breaks my heart, and I just want him to be appreciated and wanted. Here, have some more detailed writing about him.

http://spockandawe.tumblr.com/post/105026960001/okay-im-going-to-ramble-on-a-bit-about-horuss
http://cyphercat.tumblr.com/post/112996561625/homestuck-everyone-needs-therapy-horuss-edition

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Sollux Captor
  • Mituna Captor
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Helmsman Kink
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

Disclaimer first, I'm not looking for all three of these characters at once! You can go for that if you'd like, that would be super cool, but all I need is a single Captor to make me happy (or a Megido if you want to go further afield, I love them too!). Canon indicates pretty clearly that being a helmsman sucks major ass, and you don't have much choice about whether or not you're signed up to helm a starship. And I am -ALL- about eroticizing those real-life dangers. First caveat: I'm interested in seeing Sollux and/or Mituna pre-helm, working through this as a fear of the future, since they're nominally powerful enough that they won't escape conscription. But for Psii, I'm interested in this as part of the recovery process after being freed from the helm. Lots of catharsis, lots of digging into ugly emotional baggage, I want it to be intense and awful, but in a good way that helps him heal. Second caveat: Please don't break up Mituna and Latula. If they're open and you want someone else playing with Mituna, or if they're poly, that's fine, but please don't take away their flush relationship.

Now, you can take helmsman things as far as you want. Maybe it involves full-on limb removal, maybe there are other major health consequences, it's super hard to weird me out. If you go for Psii, you can have him as a quadruple amputee or with only psychological effects, or anywhere in between. And you can approximate any sort of helm setup you want for Sollux and Mituna, my go-to scenario is wrist suspension, but you can do whatever you think of! Some of my favorite ships for Psii post-helm are Equius, Kankri, and Karkat. I love Mituna and Latula but you could do anyone you want, like maybe Porrim is helping Latula or soothing Mituna pale while Latula takes him apart flush. Or it could be really interesting to have one of the Captors pretending to install another psionic troll as a helm, lots of emotions there. There's a TON of options for Sollux, though I have a soft spot for Equius, Dirk, and Karkat (especially because Karkat is so sensitive that the play must be hard on him too).

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Mind Meld
  • Polyamory
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

Now, this isn't mind meld SPECIFICALLY. But I've seen some posts lately talking about the Eridan/Sollux post-Erisol dynamic, and my mind immediately jumped to this extremely sweet pair of ladies who got unjustly screwed over in this latest iteration of canon. Unless Hussie changes things again before requests go out to gifters. The point is that they've spent a lot of time sharing the same head, and I want to see how that affects things after the game... in a sexy way.

If you want to work with straight-up Nepeta/Feferi, go for it, but I had something even more interesting in mind! I want to see how they, as a pair, interact with OTHER people. There's a lot of room to explore interesting dynamics here! Sollux, for example, he and Feferi had something pre-murderstuck, and they never broke up, she just died. After sharing a brain with Feferi for so long, how does Nepeta feel about Sollux? I bet he'd be pretty happy with two flush partners all at once. Or Fefeta was Roxy's sprite, what about the two of them going back to her? They had months to get to know each other, and it sounds like they were really close, but now Feferi and Nepeta are off-balance from being two people again and Roxy is getting used to them being two people after only knowing them as one, and how will they all bounce off each other?

Or, and this is my FAVORITE, I'd really love this if you can wrangle it: How does this affect Equius? I love meowrails. I love them a LOT. I don't want to see them break up, and I could go for poly-pale, but this is drone season! What if Feferi has a deeper understanding of Equius than she did before, and cares about him deeply in the same way Nepeta does, but what if her feelings express themselves in a flushed direction instead? Imagine Equius in the middle where Nepeta's loving up on him pale and Feferi's loving up on him flush (and maybe even imagine Feferi's one of the few trolls tough enough to handle him touching her?). That three-way dynamic is SO fascinating to me. But go whatever direction seems most interesting to you! I'd just like to see the way that Feferi and Nepeta interact with each other and are closer than most of their friends really can understand, and how that affects their relationship with others.

Here's a link to the Erisol post that got me thinking about Fefeta:

http://lizardlicks.tumblr.com/post/117666394023/were-going-all-the-way-down-this-rabbit-hole

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Aftercare
  • Any Warning

Okay, I can't include this directly because it's not a canonical tag, but here's what I'm after: Top Drop.

If you haven't heard the term, the top google results are what I'm talking about, but here's a summary. After kink play, sometimes one of the partners has a 'drop' at the end. The physical or emotional intensity of the scene gets to them (it's hard to lock this down further, it can happen in a lot of ways), and they crash. This can be shutdown, or crying, or all kinds of stuff that leaves them in a vulnerable state. Most of the time you see this done, or see aftercare, it's the sub who crashes and needs caretaking. I'd like to flip the script. I'd like to see a dom get hit with that big emotional crash and their sub take care of them, and I'd like it to be very sweet and emotionally intense.

Now, I said Dirk/Karkat, but I'm open to anything! I thought that was a decent filler that might be a good spot to start from, but I'm looking for this with any ship at all. I think it's a pretty decent fit for Karkat as a dom. Dirk can be a little disconnected from the emotional needs of others, I can see him wanting a super intense scene and not realizing how hard it is on Karkat until Karkat starts to really crash, and Karkat's emotionally sensitive enough I think he could be vulnerable to this. Or if you wanted Solkat or Psiikat helmsman play, like I prompted above, I bet Karkat would have a rough time dealing with that. Or I could see Kankri being vulnerable to this too, he's naturally bossy but he places a lot of value on autonomy and respecting the needs of others, and letting himself really let go and HURT someone might be a rush in the heat of the scene, but I think it would really eat at him afterwards. I've seen this done with Kankri/Cronus/Dirk and Bro/Karkat with Kankri and Bro crashing, and I really want more of this kind of thing, so go wherever your heart takes you!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Control
  • Aftercare
  • Praise Kink
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

I want some drone season in my drone season. I'm really interested in seeing trolls in heat, and I'm really REALLY interested in the combination of desperation and Equius's 100dicrous STRENGTH (slash, this could be any Zahhak if you have other ship ideas, I'd love you forever if you wrote Horuss here). But here's the thing. I don't want him to be restrained. I don't want psionics or super-engineered bondage equipment to be holding him back. With an overwhelming, desperate need to have sex, I want the only thing between Equius and a dead partner to be his self-control. I want this to be hard. I want it to be INTENSELY difficult, with lots of emotions about whether or not he's going to accidentally kill his quadrantmate, maybe with bonus size kink so he's also really worried about hurting them badly if his self-control slips even a little and he moves too fast.

Now, digging a little deeper emotionally, Equius is a pretty self-contained guy. But this strength business is hard to deal with at the BEST of times, and it's not the best of times when you're constantly fighting the overwhelming urge to grab your partner and pound them into the floor. This is seriously difficult stuff to deal with, but he has a hard time even seeking emotional comfort when it's like 'oops, I tried to grab your arm and now you have a compound fracture.' So here's the next bit: I want a partner for him who's on top of this emotional trouble. I want someone who can offer him reassurances in the heat of the moment, and provide aftercare like WHOA once everything has gone down. I want there to be lots of physical comforting even though I'm positive Equius won't manage to ask for it himself. And lots and lots of praise for how well he did. LOTS of emotions, that's what I'm after.

I have a vague preference that Equius is the only one having to deal with the effects of the heat, but I could honestly swing in any direction for this. I have a soft spot for Dirk in this case, especially because Dirk is trying to navigate this new alien biology heat thing, and wow, this is a trial by fire (but also he's got a cool enough head to at least ACT calm and take care of equius). Karkat would be interesting, especially if he's not experiencing the heat, maybe his mutation means he just doesn't get it at all, so he's trying to take this monster bulge and deal with Equius's force of need while he doesn't have the same imperative helping him along. Or Roxy, she's so sweet and adventurous, I'm sure she'd be up for the challenge and provide the best reassurance for him afterwards. Go nuts! I'm easy to please, character-wise, I'm just really invested in the Equius side of the equation.

(ps if you want to include oviposition, I am SO THERE for that, like whoa, you want my firstborn? it's yours. That's how there I am.)

Requested by: helaina_stuck88

  • The Condesce
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce/The Psiioniic
  • Body Horror
  • Body Worship
  • Body Modification
  • Dominant Masochism
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • Hate Sex
  • Xenophilia
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

ALRIGHT! The good stuff!

This is the Helmsman all strung up with the biowires already completely devouring his limbs so all that is left is a nubby Psiioniic torso. Condy likes to give him check ups with an added something something~

The Helmsman still spits words at her but is completely submissive under her fingers.

Requested by: helaina_stuck88

  • The Dolorosa
  • Grand Highblood
  • The Dolorosa/Grand Highblood
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Bath Sex
  • Size Difference
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Xenophilia
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dolorosa goes to her morail's hive to spoil him with baked goods and baths but this time he wants her to join and her curvacious, glowing, body got him a bit excited leading to her fitting his WHOLE thick bulge deep inside of her nook and he enjoying the view of her distended stomach.

Art please!

Requested by: helaina_stuck88

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Kanaya Maryam
  • Red Romance
  • Oral Sex
  • Face-Sitting
  • Humanstuck
  • Study Date
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This'll be short but to the point.

A cliche opposites attract couple with Gamzee being a jugglio, with clown make-up, and Kanaya being a proper and poise young lady. They were having a study date at her place but he wanting a piece of that ass thus leading to her on his face and moaning as she helps him jerk off behind her.

Art please!

ALL HEADCANONS OF EITHER OF THEM ARE WELCOMED!

Requested by: alinart

  • Equius Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I would very much like Equius with any of the following characters:
* Dirk Strider
* Rose Lalonde
* Dave Strider
* Jade Harley
Something in a post-game setting, working together, with robot building, but not necessary. Equius enjoying attention and creativity of the partner. Optional bondage, toys, dom-sub dynamics. I really enjoy Zahhaks being submissive, but being cared for.

Requested by: alinart

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I would very much like Horuss with any of the following characters:
* Porrim Maryam
* Aranea Serket
* Roxy Lalonde
* Damara Megido
Post-game or dreambubbles. Fem dom, with aftercare. I really enjoy Zahhaks being submissive, but being cared for.

Requested by: alinart

  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/Colonel Sassacre
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Condesce somewhat masking her true identity, with period-compliant dresses and hats. Lots of layers and corsets. Careful first-times after wedding? Mutual exploring and waiting, getting comfortable with xeno. I want warrior Alien Empress being in healthy and cute red relationship (okay, may be with a bit of annoyance) with 19th century prankster.

Requested by: Limesparrow

  • John Egbert
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/John Egbert
  • First Time
  • Age Difference
  • Underage

Not quite legal John-- 15, 16 --attempting to seduce the fuck out of Bro, probably being terrible at it. Bro being like 'what.' Flustered awkward virginal John plus hasn't actually had sex in ten years Bro, everything is awkward, no one is smooth, no matter how much they think they are.

Requested by: Limesparrow

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • Roleplay
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Nepeta and Jade being complete furry trash together! They're roleplaying being a cat and a dog, maybe, and perhaps fighting for dominance. They're still having a lot of fun, being cute adorable nerds. Tentabulges for Nepeta are a necessity here! Maybe spiny and catlike?

Requested by: Limesparrow

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Praise Kink
  • First Time
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Two of the most touch-starved, self-loathing assholes get together. Bonus points for going really, really slow, lots of focus on tactile sensation and little details! Bodily exploration and things like that, softly whispered words of adoration to wash away all the self-hate.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome
  • Quadrant Confusion
  • OT3
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Boyfriends being cute, sexy, and in love/falling in love. Either a new or an already established relationship would be fine. Quadrant muddling/confusion is good.

For sexy times: I really love when one character is in the middle and close to being overwhelmed, any of the three could be in this position. You could go vanilla, or BDSM, or vanilla with light BDSM elements. I head cannon Dave as subby, John as dom, and Karkat as switch but I'm cool with mixing those dynamics up or leaving them out all together.

Questioning/exploring sexuality is fine, but please no heavily internalized homophobia.

What I really enjoy in any smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions like vulnerability, trust, and need. I prefer it when we really get into one character's head, rather than having just the actions of all three described.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • Dave Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Child Abuse
  • Dubious Consent
  • Emotional Manipulation
  • Mind Games
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Pre-Sburb: This goes along with the head canon that Caliborn, AR, Equius, and Gamzee trapped inside Lil' Cal influenced/messed with Bro's mind. You could use this post as a reference: Link

I imagine Lil' Cal as less overt mind control and more like an evil little voice in Bro's head that he assumes is his own. I also imagine Lil' Cal influencing Bro's less conscious feelings.

So, specific to this prompt, through Lil' Cal's influence Bro finds it difficult to impossible to distinguish between sexual and innocent affection.

From either Dave's or Bro's POV, I want to see Bro driven to be affectionate with Dave, get sexually aroused by that, and then react to that in some way.

Through Cal's "you should always do whatever what you want" influence he could move beyond uncomfortably sexual affection to actual sexual abuse/rape, or, if Bro is more in control of himself, he could withdraw once he realizes he's about to get off on being affectionate with his kid.

If it's Dave's POV I'd want him to be confused and uncomfortable but trusting and looking up to Bro. If Bro hurts him or makes things overtly sexual Dave could feel betrayed or blame himself, or both.

If it's Bro's POV he could either realize he's betrayed Dave's trust, or (with some Lil' Cal influence) he could rationalize what's going on, or (with heavy Lil' Cal influence) he could justify what's going on and take it even further to more intense sexual abuse.

What I really enjoy in noncon smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions like vulnerability, loss of trust, and violation.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome
  • Quadrant Confusion
  • OT3
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dave and Karkat have an established relationship, and they invite Terezi to join them for sexy fun and games. The three of them realize they could have a good thing starting together.

For sexy times: I really love when one character is in the middle and close to being overwhelmed, any of the three could be in this position. You could go vanilla, or BDSM, or vanilla with light BDSM elements.

All three of these characters are snarky assholes so I'd hope to see lots of that, having fun and not being too serious even if they're nervous. Having them move from nervous "This is serious business we are about to Do The Sex" to their more relaxed, naturally goofy attitudes would be really cute.

Quadrant confusion/muddling is good, as is questioning/exploring sexuality, but please no heavily internalized homophobia, intense jealousy, or strong quadrant smearing hate.

What I really enjoy in any smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions like vulnerability, trust, and need. I prefer it when we really get into one character's head, rather than having just the actions of all three described.

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

Threesomes are my jam, and with the latest updates, my feels for this ship grew strong again ! They all have very different relationships, and I like it when no one's left behind - there's no third wheel, so to speak. Maybe something where they're trying to decide which one will get the D tonight (not necessarily voting for themselves) and it just ends in a big pile of make-outs and things in other things and it's messy but it works ?

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Eridan Ampora/Equius Zahhak
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

I know it's a (very) rare pairing, especially in red, but they're very high on my OTP list, and I don't know, their dynamic is so interesting ! I really like the headcanon that seadwellers are actually quite strong themselves, and the sexytimes can be really intense between Eridan and Equius because Eq doesn't have to hold back as much as he's used to, and Eridan actually likes showing he can kill people like a proper troll too. Maybe something... Bloody but sweet ? Not in a black way, more like in a "I may have a thing for people that can hurt me"-Zahhak and "I love you enough to join you in your weird kinks + being able to show my strengh is fun"-Ampora... ?

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope

Oh man, they're my favourite fempair in Homestuck, and they're just sooooo good together ! I've seen pics of older Terezi with older Nepeta, and it's really hot, especially in a noir-detective way... The whole crime novel graphic thing works really well on me, and it's both fun and hot for those characters !

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas

I know, it's a pretty popular pair, but they're really nice together... I especially enjoy size/built differences in this ship, where they're both extremely different and they still like it. This, or Helmsman!Sollux and Karkat, even though it's a bit weirder, there's something I really like in the idea of sex while being a WHOLE SPACESHIP at the same time.

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes

Aradia and Feferi are a pairing that I find both adorable and sexy, and I really like them ! I know the Feferi-has-a-lot-of-tentacles thing is somewhat popular in the fandom, but I really like it, and I think Aradia would be quite interested too, given the fascination she has for creepy, weird things - like, /really/ interested. For science, of course. Anthropology and all that stuff. Of course.

Requested by: RainofLittleFishes

  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Humor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Clarification - this can apply to Bro or to Dirk or to Beta Dirk is Bro, but isn't intended to be both Bro and Dirk. Though if that floats your boat... I'd go for a ride.

Three sexually adventurous characters decide to get together for adventure time. I love Latula & Mituna's dynamic - sassy, shameless, fun, supportive. Please toss in Bro or Dirk for a threesome. Maybe the trolls want to get some hands on experience with human anatomy. Maybe our Strider wants to find out if slurry or troll lubrication is in fact a human aphrodisiac. Maybe all three are just going to prove once and for all who rules at naked Mario Kart and then the competition... diversifies. I love shameless but not abusive Bro. Or awkward over-thinking it Dirk who nonetheless really enjoys manipulating/instigating. Is this a one time thing? Is it the start of some quadrant-muddling tomfoolery? Is Dave going to find out and pretend not to be disturbed? Is finding a third wheel a regular thing for Ms. Pyrope & Mr. Captor? (Do they actually have a "free love" coffee club meeting in their apartment/hive?)

If, to shake it up, you prefer Roxy x Latula x Mituna, well, I would not object.

My stipulation would be that everything is consensual and everyone of age.

Requested by: RainofLittleFishes

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Creepy
  • Helmsman

I don't care if it's bloodswap or chucklevoodoos can power a ship, but please give a glimpse (and maybe a slap and tickle) of Kurloz as a helmstroll... having his way with a tech or engineer. I'd prefer it consensual, or at least not noncon, if very creepy, and leave the details to you. Has a troll been sent in to "milk" the helm for their drone contribution? Is one of the crew (or the captain?) very pitch for their propulsion? Is the entire thing in Kurloz's head? Maybe it's creepy *and* cute and Meulin takes care of her matesprit even after some would no longer consider him a troll? How into it is the other participant? I imagine that Kurloz as your helmstroll makes your ship a prime candidate for ghost stories. Are the shadows always off in engineering? Can be troll-world or combined human-troll world, in which case Kurloz probably had to be a very dangerous troll to get sentenced to the helm.

Requested by: RainofLittleFishes

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Cybersex

Through space-time shenanigans or some such, Mom Lalonde, single parent and lone adult on her reclusive estate, finds another lonely soul with whom to discuss love, hate, loss, loneliness, quantum physics, and other such mature topics. The Psiioniic is unsure why he can communicate with a distant mammal when he can't even gas the odd seadweller on board, but he'll take what he can get. Plus, she's pretty foxy for a primate. (Or so he imagines?). Whether you do this as chatlogs or as their imagined sex life, or if they can actually send snaps to one another (Psii's entirely imagined/remembered?) I just want two lonely adults to steal a bit of solace from a callous universe. Multiverse. Whatever.

Requested by: RainofLittleFishes

  • Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Therapists aren't like streetwalking pale prostitutes, they have *class*. Their waiting lines are long, they can blacklist you if you are out of line, and like any high class courtesan, they afford special privileges to their patrons. Rose is a therapist, and she's very, very good at her job. The rules of medicine are very different on Alternia/Beforus/Troll-land. Who her client(s) is/are is up to you, though keep in mind that she can and does turn potential clients down, so it would be consensual from her end... though that doesn't mean that all her clients want to be there - some may be mandated to do so. Show us a session?

Does she break Cronus down? Does she build Tavros up? Does she guide Aradia and Sollux through moirail-building exercises? Is she more than professionally interested in elegant jade-blooded Kanaya in the office a few doors over? Who is/are her more long term patron(s) and how much work do they need? Does she fix up some of her clients to help one another? Does she have maintenance sessions with the moirails she's matched up?

Pale with flush? Pale orgy? Straight out drone-approved porn?

Requested by: RainofLittleFishes

  • Damara Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Damara Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Damara sets her sights on Equius, and while it should be a massive explosively terrible relationship... somehow it's not.

Damara, for all her anger, does not take it out on Equius, and Equius, for all his terrible castism finds it more important to have someone who takes charge and responsibility than to worry about blood... at least as long as he's distracted enough not to think.

Straight up sex or mundane D/s in the kitchenblock/'coon, your choice.

Requested by: tripfeldthemystic

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

these two probably only have really clingy lovey face-to-face sex

Requested by: tripfeldthemystic

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Rough Sex

I ship these two black. mb like rough hatesex. preferably involving hickeys and biting n stuff c:

Requested by: tripfeldthemystic

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Any Relationship

cronus/kankri is hot but as long as Kankri's getting dicked I'm not picky. something solo might be cute. something kinky could be like him bound up with a vibrator attached to him or smth

Requested by: tripfeldthemystic

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Trans Male Character

I'm a fan of trans Jake (preferably w/ vagina but w/o breasts tho)

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Grand Highblood
  • Daddy Kink
  • Size Kink
  • Trans Character
  • Humanstuck
  • Any Warning

In which someone has a daddy kink and everything is sexy

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Mituna Captor
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • Double Penetration
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

In which Mituna and Kurloz give Cronus a chance to live out his fantasies

Requested by: vampireKitten

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Humanstuck
  • Sibling Incest
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

In which Karkat has a horrible temper and the only thing that calms him down is his older brother who just also happens to be his lover.

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Jade Harley
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
  • Blood and Gore
  • Blood Kink
  • Any Warning

Radioactive werewolf Jade and vampire/rainbow drinker Kanaya meet on the full moon(s), both assuming they are sworn enemies, but things don't go the way either of them expected.

This can be violent, action, fluff, horror, sf/f...I just want to see this interaction. :) If anyone dies, please bring them back to life somehow; this can get as vicious and dark as you please, but I'd love a happy ending where these two get to be together (and possibly patch each other up if things get brutal).

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Latula Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Mentor/Protégé
  • Consent
  • Any Warning

Floating through dream bubbles is just reminding Karkat more and more that he is the only troll he's ever met who hasn't filled a bucket with anyone. Meeting Latula Pyrope just makes him feel worse about it, until Latula makes him an offer that's hard to resist. She wants a taste of red (and she's never been able to get any out of Kankri) and Karkat would settle for just about anyone, so why not his favorite troll's dancestor (who he doesn't want to admit to having a crush on)? Of course, Latula turns out to be far more than he bargained for in the best way.

I'd love some shy/nervous Karkat being shown the ropes by an enthusiastic and experienced Latula who won't let him back out of the deal now that it's been made. Bonus for Latula comforting a really sad Karkat in the end (sad because everything about her reminds him of Terezi in the strangest ways; like, she's all wrong and all right at the same time and he can't deal), but it all works out happily for them both. Also bonus for Latula 100% being the top/Domme in this pairing and Karkat loving it once things get going. Feel free to pick your favorite kind of anatomy: tentabulge, human-like, your own unique alien junk headcanon, no genitals and an entirely distinct way of creating genetic material...however you like it best! :) (Well, okay, no futa/dickgirl Latula, please.)

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Sollux Captor
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Dom/sub
  • Bondage and Discipline
  • Emotional Baggage
  • Whipping
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Any Warning

Aradia's done her time as a ghost and now it's payback for one Vriska Serket! And there's nothing spider troll can do to stop this happy-go-lucky Sadist with a whip.

D/s, whipping, and bondage with Aradia very cheerfully topping Vriska (who loves it all not-so-secretly because she is such a sub and also is grateful to finally get some of the punishment she's felt she deserved for killing a friend). Sollux can watch (tied up, of course) if you want to add him in there. :D

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Oviposition
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Eggpreg
  • Any Warning

Jade got Karkat pregnant?! Who even knew that was possible? And boy is it ever putting a strain on their relationship with Karkat's constant (understandable) freaking out and Jade's seeming inability to show just how much she worries (which is a lot, constantly). After months of strain, they work everything out with each other...in bed. Cuddles, comforting, body positivity, Karkat's tears being soothed/sexied away by his hot matesprit, Jade admitting she's scared shitless, more cuddles... Oh god, he's going into labor now?!

I've seen so many preggers Karkat fics that basically don't have an ending and I'm jonesing for one as a result. I'm a fan of egg laying and they can give their mutant offspring to someone more responsible if that helps with the happy ending. :D Jade getting Karkat pregnant without the use of anything resembling male genitals would be great (though you don't even have to think up the "how" of this situation at all if you don't want to). Someone other than Kanaya knowing what's going on with Karkat would be hilarious ("Terezi? How do you know?!" "Seer." "Oh. Right."). By all means, rock the xenobiology on this one if you're up for that! I love the human/troll culture/biology clash, especially when it's mixed in with a sweet relationship that transcends all the awkwardness.

Requested by: confiscatedretina

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Terezi Pyrope
  • Helmsman
  • Helmsman Kink
  • Tentacles
  • Consent
  • Cybernetics
  • Any Warning

Terezi Pyrope is your gleeful Helmsman. How fucked are you? (Answer: thoroughly.)

I have no idea how this would work, I just want it to. :D You can pick a different lady (or all three) for Terezi's attentions, I just went with Jade because that is still my OTP.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Cock & Ball Torture
  • Castration
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Relationship

Ballbusting/Castration. Equius Zahhak having his balls abused and then removed by a character of your choice as punishment for perving or breaking the rules. Bonus points for horse/pony play themes. Bonus BONUS points if Equius gets twisted enjoyment out of it, in some way.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Rose Lalonde
  • Pegging
  • Spanking
  • Anal Play
  • BDSM
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I would like some cute/sassy grimdorks with John subbing for Rose, but still being an asshat about it. Bonus points for bara John.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Grand Highblood
  • Grand Highblood/Equius Zahhak
  • Daddy Kink
  • Dom/sub
  • Non-Consensual Spanking

An au of any kind where Equius is GHB's protege and GHB considers it necessary to punish him sometimes. Equius loves it.

Requested by: MishiTamashi

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde/Porrim Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like the idea of Porrim and Roxy being in an open relationship, very emotionally committed but they still have the option of getting with other people if they wanted to after mentioning it to the other. I love these ladies loving each other and learning things from new people and coming back to share what they learned.

I'd be fine with them bringing a third into their relationship (Damara, Jade, Latula, Jane, Aranea [shutting her up would be nice], mostly other females. Dudes I wouldn't mind as long as all the affection and attention isn't focused just on him.).

Requested by: MishiTamashi

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Nepeta Leijon
  • Collars
  • Marking
  • Biting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Mainly what I'd like to see with them is Nepeta having a more dominate attitude, naturally still adorable but she's definitely the one in charge. Perhaps to draw Sollux away from his work and help him relax she can boss him around and treat him nice, but also mark him with scratches and bites and hickies, or maybe she's just feeling affectionate and wants him to give her attention. Playfully but insistently shoving at his keyboard and knocking things over or off his work area.

Requested by: MishiTamashi

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Sex Toys
  • Strap-Ons
  • Oral Sex
  • Oral Fixation
  • Body Worship
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Some sweet DaveKat with an trans male Dave and genderfluid Karkat would be nice. Could be humanstuck or no I'm fine with either. Just them breaking down their fronts a little bit and relaxing some, blowing off some steam and also each other. If it's with troll and humans then I'd like some good ole awkward sex toy exploration (bonus for nookworms). But they're mostly educating and also doting on each other.

Requested by: MishiTamashi

  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
  • Size Difference
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd really like either of these ladies to be really tall (built if Jade) with their adorable little girlfriend. No age difference really, or at least not a vast one but that's just how they're built. Maybe a good two feet or so. I'm not so picky about this one, I only hope that it's cute.

Requested by: MishiTamashi

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Teasing
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This could be pretty much whatever comes to mind on your end, I love them in all aus and in all ways. Mostly I'd like something full circle polyamorous with everyone macking on everyone. Just some guys being dudes, sharing a living space, being well into their relationship together, and casually having sex in various areas of the home. It could be fantasy or something simple and real, I'm not picky about it but I'd love to see some banter with them while/before/after their sexytimes.

Just for a few ideas it could be a pile of them, or one could take charge and watch the other two (this is probably settled by something stupid like Mario Kart or rock-paper-scissors), one could walk in on the other two, or there could be some plotting between two to jump one of them. Like I said, I'm not so picky I just enjoy these dumb boys

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Double Penetration
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please double-stuff Sollux Captor very sweetly and have him love every moment of it =u=

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Experimentation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

"if youre so curious why dont you just join us? or watch, your call."

Requested by: rawrimamidget

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Stuffing
  • Praise Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Red or Black or flipping, I don't even care I just really love these two okay. preferably no burping? and uh, topic wise, maybe one of them fussing over the other not taking care of themselves well enough?

Requested by: Chezire

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Nepeta Leijon

maybe something like everyone thinks nep is all innocent, and she is really just the opposite? tentabulge + nook headcanon.

Requested by: Chezire

  • John Egbert
  • Vriska Serket
  • Meenah Peixes

maybe vriska and meenah domming john? or even vriska getting dommed? I mean i'm good with anything. tentabulge + nook headcanon.

Requested by: Chezire

  • John Egbert
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope

john walking in on some scougecest? or one of them walking in on the others? tentabulge + nook headcanon.

Requested by: Chezire

  • John Egbert
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • John Egbert/Nepeta Leijon

petstuck smut? maybe nepeta being in heat, and john dealing with it?
tentabulge + nook headcanon.

Requested by: Chezire

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Vriska Serket
  • Nepeta Leijon/Vriska Serket

maybe some petplay? with nepeta domming? tentabulge + nook headcanon.

Requested by: CapricornCarnival

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Mituna Captor
  • Any Relationship

I would like if Mituna wasn't portrayed as having the mind of a 6 year old innocent child.
Matesprit Ship Please.

Requested by: CapricornCarnival

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Underage
  • Any Relationship

Kankri is underage but he knows what he is doing? Could Dualscar be rough and tough everywhere but with Kankri?
Matesprit Ship Please

Requested by: CapricornCarnival

  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Any Relationship

Spades Quadrant for these 2 please.

Requested by: vibishan

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Trollstuck
  • Species Swap
  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
  • Post-Game(s)
  • Crossdressing
  • Sibling Incest

I stuck species swap in the other tags because it's one of my favorite tropes for this pairing, and there's a lot of possibilities for it! Both trolls post-game, always both trolls, one of them troll and the other human, last minute desperate hook-up for actual drone season that becomes something more, red, black, dirty 'rails with pails, anything! I don't think there have been many AUs making kids adult trolls in space, so that might be cool to play around with.

That said, I love pretty much all kinds of AUs, so if you want to play around in a different verse, or the alpha verse, go for it! I love codependent sibling incest, we-know-it's-wrong-but-we're-so-close-and-you're-so-hot, with all the guilt and yearning and tension that goes with that, but you don't have to take that route unless it appeals to you - I love unrelated/don't know it Rose/Dave just as well. Crossdressing is tagged because I especially love it with these two, but likewise it is not required.

I love the way Rose and Dave play along with each others' foibles, the needling and the flirting, and I love the trust and care that's there underneath (see: I don't want you to die) so that's the kind of chemistry I'd love to see play out.

Requested by: vibishan

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Auto-Responder/Roxy Lalonde
  • Roleplay
  • Robot Sex
  • Fluid Sexuality
  • Cybersex
  • BDSM

Despite recent revelations, I still love Hal and Hal/Roxy to pieces. He seems to be more emotionally honest with her than anyone else, and she treats him like his own person. It'd be super cute to read a chatlog of some of their sexy roleplays! Especially if they're having fun with character/setting, with Roxy playing a flapper or femme fatale or something, and the pair of them just having fun with it!

Or it could be a cyberpunk AU or give him a body some other way, or get creative without one. I'd love to see kink that deals with Hal as an AI - hacking to induce sensory play/sensory deprivation/virtual bondage? Or vice versa, with Hal controlling machines to craft a scene for Roxy, or just giving her orders of what to do to herself, and enjoying the results.

In general, I'm okay with him being kind of malevolent/dangerous as long as he genuinely likes Roxy and it's not tragic on either side in the end, but if you want to ignore the odds of Evil Hal I am totally fine with that too.

Requested by: vibishan

  • Davesprite
  • Cloaca
  • Wing Kink
  • BDSM
  • Gore
  • Urination
  • Any Relationship

I love Davesprite getting fucked in creative ways to accommodate his bird ghost sprite half, whether that means giving him a cloaca or using the sword wound. I don't care who does it - or even if he is fucking himself with his own sprite tail - as long as he gets off in a kinky way.

My favorite partners for him are Jade, Rose, Hal, Terezi, and Karkat, but I am open to almost anybody here - blackrom wingkink with Eridan and his angel issues? Dave+Sollux who is there for the doubles thing? (I am also here for the twincest doubles thing). Dirk, Bro, or Equius because they are all industrious kinky fuckers? Whoever you want.

Subby Davesprite is my jam. Painplay, electrostim, bondage, stuffing, humiliation (possibly including piss play, my terrible favorite) or any kind of sensory play (esp with his wings) could all be used to help get Davesprite over the edge with his new junk or lack of junk.

Requested by: gemiinous

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Polyamory Negotiations
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'm interested in the idea that Sollux likes to have two people in each quadrant and he's really embarrassed by it. It would be really nice to see how that would go down with Dave and Karkat (with or without their current update relationship) in either the black or red quadrant.

Haha I just want to see Sollux expecting nothing and then getting everything and maybe a bit more than he asked for, and be really quite okay with that.

Happy ending please!

Requested by: gemiinous

  • Jade Harley
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Jade Harley
  • Femdom
  • Pegging
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I think that Jade and Sollux would either get along disgustingly well and annoy the crap out of everyone with their obvious sex life, or hate each other on sight and want to bone to release some of the tension between them.

Really, though, I just want them to kiss and argue and maybe piss off Karkat a bit.

..or make him uncomfortably turned on, either way!!!

Requested by: gemiinous

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic & The Signless
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want to see some smut where The Psiioniic is really a lot like Mituna in personality (though presumably without the pan-damage) and is glaringly, humiliatingly honest and obvious about how much he wants the Signless to fuck him instead of do his sermons.

I want him to whine and tease and grab the Signless's ass enough times that Signless finally just snaps and fucks him good and hard and Psii loves it so much that he's kind of happy and distracted and sated in the afterglow for a few days afterwards until it all starts over again.

Just..boyfriends on the run and Psii being a horny little shit, please!!

Requested by: Morkez

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Awkward First Times
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
  • Past Rape/Non-con
  • Humanstuck
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
  • Rape/Non-Con

Kankri has been raped and that's what causes his celibacy. He only confides in Cronus (And maybe Porrim if that sounds cute but you don't have to) and it's kinda like a time pass thing? Young to adult. (add spice if you like) I just want cute times where Cronus crushes on Kankri and tries to make moves but it's ok its only a joke but it's not. Kankri sees that Cronus has been there through thick and thin, and decides to give Cronus a try. They fall in love and finally they frick.

Requested by: Morkez

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Bondage
  • Oral Sex
  • Oral Fixation
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Pick your favorite bondage kink and have fun! Can be Humanstuck or normal.

Requested by: Morkez

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Makeup Sex
  • Arguing
  • Fluff and Angst
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

They had a falling out. That was a few years ago. But after a while they couldn't bear to watch the other be with anybody else.

Requested by: chromyrose

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirk Strider
  • Sibling Incest
  • Parent/Child Incest
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage

So in canon we've seen Dave express an attraction to both Rose and Roxy before he knew they were family (and with Roxy even after in the form of Freudian slips). And now that we know he's dismantled the terrible hold the patriarchy has on him, there's a chance he might have a similar reaction to someone like Dirk. I'd like an exploration of the Strider-Lalonde family meeting and having the group realization: "Oh shit, everyone I'm related to is hot", and hopefully there's lots of tension and some group sex ensues. I'd be fine with sex on the individual couples level too, or just masturbation, as long as it's incest-driven, haha. If it's too hard to fit into canon verse I am open to whatever AUs you can come up with (Derse royalty AUs might be especially delicious!)

Requested by: chromyrose

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Quadrant Vacillation
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I can imagine that quadrant vacillation happens often with how different and difficult socialization is between trolls, especially younger trolls. That said, I'd really love some meowrails flipping red and engaging in some pail-related shenangians. I think it would be especially hot if they were still completely and utterly pale for each other in their words and actions and sort of fumbling around doing this red thing but also determined to do the do, since they already started. Also as a bonus, if either or both of them starts purring, and it's a super turn-on for the other, I'd appreciate it.

Oh it doesn't even have to be underage. Like you could do it if it's the first time for them seeing each other after a long period of time as adults, hot whoa. I would honestly love anything.

Requested by: chromyrose

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jake English
  • Human/Troll Relationship
  • Alien Sex
  • Alien Cultural Differences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Cronus Ampora is obsessed with human culture, and seems to consider identifying as humankin, so I'd love to see him trying to have sexytimes with an actual human and being so far out of his depth that it comes back around to being adorable. I would prefer his partner to be one of the alpha kids (Jane, Jake, Roxy or Dirk, I couldn't fit Dirk into the characters list), but I don't care if it's a guy or girl, or even multiple partners. Cronus is an insufferable douche, so I don't imagine them actually being in a relationship, maybe the kid you choose is also just similarly interested in what trolls are packing. PWP is sort of preferred for this prompt, but if you can come up with a solid story I would LOVE that!

Requested by: chromyrose

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

For an anniversary surprise, or just to change things up, Latula invites Porrim to join her and Mituna in the bedroom. I'd love it if Mituna had no idea this was going to happen, and when he finds out he nearly creams himself just from the sight of her; I like to imagine he has been harboring a super physical crush on her that only Latula knew about (except he's so obvious that everyone has always known). I'd like it if Porrim and Latula teamed up to dom him, that would be the icing on the cake for these three.

Requested by: chromyrose

  • Dave Strider
  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Underage

Inspired by recent upd8s and Dave's wonderful habit of being super attracted to any and all moms, I want Jane and Roxy giving him the sexual time of his life. Bonus points if it's his first time, though I don't mind if they are experienced or not!

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentabulges
  • Kissing
  • Breathplay
  • Hair-pulling
  • Competition
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Quadrant Vacillation

Awkward frequent red/black vascillation.

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sex Toys
  • Dirty Talk
  • Tentabulges
  • BDSM
  • Role Reversal
  • Aftercare
  • Rough Sex
  • Post-Coital Cuddling

Rough with each other despite being redrom, but very loving and aftercare is very important. Signless being the dominant one is awesome, but not mandatory.

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentabulges
  • Lingerie
  • Oral Sex
  • Strip Tease
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Face-Sitting

Kankri learns how nice it is to show himself off to his matesprit once in awhile.

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentabulges
  • Hand Jobs
  • Fingerfucking
  • Post-Coital Cuddling

Very, very fluffy in terms of feelings toward each other. Almost coddling in nature.

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentabulges
  • Double Penetration
  • Spitroasting
  • Competition
  • Exhaustion
  • Quadrant Confusion
  • Quadrant Vacillation

Polyamorous red/black quadrant vascillation.

Requested by: sailershanty

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Humanstuck

Kankri is the preacher's kid, Cronus only came to this stupid church because he was promised free coffee. He continues to show up because the preacher's son is pretty and that snide remark about a chastity vow sounded like a challenge.

Requested by: sailershanty

  • Sollux Captor
  • Vriska Serket
  • Sollux Captor/Vriska Serket
  • Rape/Non-Con

Vriska convinces Equius to make Psi-locking gear, and shes got her eyes on the stars. The probem is she needs a psionic. Further problem, the only one she actually knows hates her guts. I cannot see her wooing tactics NOT involving mind bending.

Requested by: sailershanty

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas

watersports request, karkat and eridan have been together for a long enough time to have gotten bored and read lots of crazy porn together to get ideas. bondage got old after a while, so did generic sexy role play, finally they stumble across watersports and once the laughter dies down they start thinking about it. Rallying cry of "why not"

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Sollux Captor
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Sollux Captor/The Psiioniic
  • Bondage
  • Desperation
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Overstimulation
  • Enthusiastic Consent

Sollux Captor really enjoys being tied up and rendered 100% helpless - fact. Sollux Captor really REALLY enjoys having said helplessness shoved in his face (along with a few other things) - also fact. Sometimes, Sollux Captor bites off more than he can chew - also also fact.

(basically, I'd like Sollux/Psii in which Sollux thinks he's in for a run-of-the-mill bondage session, but hey, looks like his partner has always wanted to see if they could get him off without [physically] touching his sexy bits)

(psionic powers are awesome)

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Sleep Sex
  • How Do I Tag
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Somnophilia
  • Enthusiastic Consent

So Dave is an asshole in bed and when one time Sollux pails him and it isn't spectacular, he snarks something along the lines of "if I had been sleeping when I came that time, I wouldn't have woken up."
This sparks an idea.

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Horrorterrors - Freeform
  • Tentacles
  • Bondage
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Desperation
  • Multiple Orgasms

Kanaya goes into heat. Rose, try as she might, can't keep up with her lover's demands. Fortunately, when her body gives out, the horrorterrors are able to step in and lend a helping hand.

(can I get some filthy, desperate, utterly messy Rosemary tentacle porn? I would love some filthy, desperate, utterly messy Rosemary tentacle porn)

Requested by: laZardo

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar
  • March Eridan
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • BDSM
  • Gender Identity
  • Bondage

Eridan is a successful businesstroll that's bored as fuck. So she seeks out a self-proclaimed BDSM master duo that may or may not have a penchant for human 1950s culture to inject a little zest back into her life. Said do think they've got easy prey, but it turns out the masters aren't as masterful as they make out with themselves to be...which gives Eridan the opportunity to really turn the tables. It's a sex story that's actually better than Twilight!

ALTERNATE TAKE:
Cronus and Dualscar are troll rockstars. Hitting the bar for someone other than a groupie to take home for the night, they spot what appears to be a meek-looking secretarial seadweller for what they like to call "cheap greasy takeout." Only it turns out Eridan is actually a BDSM master that has honed her technique on many a landdwweller. Once the door locks behind them, they won't be let out until they figure out how to pronounce the safe word or sunset - whichever or WHOever comes first.

Eridan identifies as female here, could be either Transstuck or Dragstuck.

Requested by: laZardo

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Handmaid & The Signless
  • Sadstuck
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

She has been there at every turn to sabotage him for her master. But as yet, he persisted. Now, as he spends his final hours of solitude before the end, she arrives. Not to taunt him or even dispatch him mercifully. But to remind him of the life that came before, the times they shared, to find solace in that their ultimate fates will not be in vain. And perhaps, for once in Alternia's long, corrupted history, find a moment in time as equals. A moment that should last forever, but not even in either of their current desires.

Hurt/comfort sex with a little timey wimey, although Damara might still have a few Damara techniques left.

Requested by: laZardo

  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert & Reader
  • Trickster Mode
  • Snuff
  • Dream Sex
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con

You've always wanted to experience a little bit of trickster mode for yourself. It's not real, of course, just a little something to fantasize about. So one day in your dreams you get visited by one. The problem is that the conversion process turns out to be a little bit more than just a kiss or a hug. In fact, it's a little more graphic than that. And once you start, there's no turning back.

Trickster!John aged up to 18 depending on writer's preference. Reader's biological sex & identified gender is also writer's preference. Ends in reader's graphic (in-dream) death. Might include cannibalism.

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Cronus Ampora/Bro
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This can be humanstuck or troll/human.(i'm fine with whatever nationality headcanons you have with them, really) i'm always smily when bro praises cronus' body or so. or cronus doing some praising.

Cronus is a stripper at a stripclub or a gay bar (or any kind of bar or club if you decide otherwise, im not picky) and Bro Strider takes dave to the stripper club as a birthday present. (you can decide where dave goes cuz he kinda just wanders off with a character of your choice or a background character) and bro buys cronus for a dance and they get hot n' bothered during the dance. They agree to meet after cronus' shift to do a one night stand that evolves into where bro and cronus meet up a bit more often, but nothing past 'friends with benifits'. (or unless you thought of something else near that or another ending, go crazy!)

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dualscar and mindfang decides to have a friendly duel against one another. No sharp objects, just round blunt fake swords, mariner against pirate, then it gets frisky. (pretty much they get heated up after some casual snarks towards one another, some praises, maybe an inappropriate smack from both, and then they fuck).

(you can pretty much have fun with this, i also like mindfang being a bit shorter than dualscar)

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Mituna Captor
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This is also a university/college humanstuck au. I'm fine with any kind of nationality headcanon, really.

Kankri is (taken) invited to a club by latula and mituna, to help him get more 'loose' and more chill in a way. Mituna is more enthusiastic about kankri bumping and grinding on the dance floor but latula helps kankri out by easing him into dancing. After awhile they let kankri sit at a table or at the bar to have a drink or something(have fun here), until a song he really likes to dance to plays and he joins latula and mituna in the dance, being very into it. to the point where mituna and latula are very surprised by this sudden loose kankri they never seen. After awhile they plant little kisses on kankri and some touches maybe, he's all kinds of okay with it and after awhile. they leave the club and they all go to one of their dorms and the fucking happens. (which means you can have fun with the fucking) and after that they all cuddle and it's a happy ending, horaay

Requested by: roachpatrol

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Mind Control
  • Mind Games
  • Manipulation
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con

The Dolorosa escaped the brooding caverns, raised a mutant troll in the wilderness, and organized a wildly successful interplanetary rebellion against the Condesce— and now some pathetically arrogant little pirate queen thinks she's got any chance of being in charge, just because Porrim's in chains and Aranea's in the captain's chair.

Or: in which the Dolorosa uses Mindfang against every highblood who sent her son to the flogging jut.

Requested by: roachpatrol

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Black Romance
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

No SGRUB AU. Feferi, fed up with the manipulative violent theatrics Eridan's always pulling to keep her locked in an exhausting and unrewarding pale relationships, finally flips brutally pitch on him. Eridan is taken by surprise— but it doesn't take too long to get with the program.

Gillkink would be awesome. Feferi putting Eridan in his place and making him like it would be awesome. Feferi forcing Eridan to be a better person as his kismesis than she ever managed as his moirail would be /super awesome/— and in return, Eridan forcing Feferi into growing up and becoming the brilliant and terrifying empress-in-waiting he always knew she could be.

Requested by: roachpatrol

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Pale Porn
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Pitch pornstar Nepeta and deathbot technician Equius fall in real, true, fated pale love for one another. Unfortunately they're both shy weirdos off the job, so it's up to their mutual meddlefriend Karkat —an in-house scriptwriter and self-proclaimed romance EXPERT— to get these two idiots together.

Even more unfortunately, Karkat's orchestrated meet-cutes are incredibly dumb situations that only actually work in bad pornos and keep making everything worse.

Requested by: savannahsage

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas

Post Sgrub would be great! Maybe something on the meteor/after the game.

Requested by: savannahsage

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Alternate Universe - College/University

I can't help it I have a soft spot for college stuck imsosorry

Requested by: savannahsage

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

Retcon Rosemary? Since we really didn't get to see any of their meteor interactions.

Requested by: savannahsage

  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope

Kankri is optional, but I have a soft spot for Kankri/Mituna/Latula <3

I was thinking something pre alpha-sgrub. During the alpha sgrub would also work.

Requested by: Mother_Fey

  • Darkleer
  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

I think Handmaid would actually be pretty shy in a pailing situation

Requested by: Mother_Fey

  • Damara Megido
  • Cronus Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Damara will always be a dom. Always.

Requested by: Mother_Fey

  • Aradia Megido
  • Eridan Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Eridan would try to act big such to try and impress Aradia but he only ends up looking like a dork

Requested by: Aondeug

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Mind Control
  • Rape/Non-Con

"Love demands my cunning just as my raids. If it is to 8e, she will never understand how thoroughly she was manipul8ted, her 8ody, her mind, her devotion. "

Try and make things seem sweet and cute, even though in reality they are anything but.

Requested by: Aondeug

  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Masturbation
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Sex Toys

Fleshlights. It must involve at least one fleshlight. If it somehow involves smuppets too all the better!

Requested by: Aondeug

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Porrim Maryam

Rails with pails and the wonder of xenocultural exchange. Also safe sex.

Requested by: Aondeug

  • Jane Crocker
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Jane Crocker/Porrim Maryam

First time sex with a far more experienced partner.

Requested by: Aondeug

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

Sexless BDSM. Maybe just ropework. Maybe a scene involving I dunno maids for ironic purposes. Just so long as it is BDSM with no sex.

include aftercare. The aftercare may be sex.

Requested by: faithbegetsfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Equius Zahhak
  • Technobabble
  • Technological Kink

Nerds getting hot about tech. Just. Nerds getting hot and bothered about tech and escalating to getting hot and bothered about each other. I don't have a preference about black or flushed, but I do want to see all the rough edges of their personalities grinding into each other. Helmsman kink is a nice bonus but not a requirement. I just want to see these two getting excited about technology and each other and possibly incorporating that into their sexlives.

Requested by: faithbegetsfaith

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Size Kink
  • Size Difference

100% flushed, messy feelings to go with hot sex involving size kink. I don't have a preference about who's big and who's small, but I definitely want the size difference between them to be enough of an issue to be approached as a kink. If you wrap it up with aftercare and more feelings I will die happy, but that's not necessary.

Requested by: faithbegetsfaith

  • Darkleer
  • Grand Highblood
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Darkleer/Grand Highblood

A very young Darkleer entering the service of the Grand Highblood without really knowing what that entitles. Feel free to make GHB as fucked up and terrible as you can. Bonus points for Darkleer internalizing hemospectrum doctrine into accepting the abuse as normalized and even perhaps an expression of affection/a quadrant. But making it clear that it's very one-sided/unrequited in that respect. Darkleer might have delusions of a quadrant, but GHB is explicitly using him because he's close at hand and harder to break than his usual fare. I want dark and gritty and terrible, with all the violence and horribleness that comes with GHB being GHB.

Requested by: SilverWolf7

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • First Time
  • Any Warning

Dave and Karkat's relationship goes from weird to weirder in about 1 minute's time. Neither of them care. This shit be tender as fuck.

Requested by: SilverWolf7

  • Any Character
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

"oh no, they're hot!" masturbation fic.

One of the characters finds another one hot when they didn't before and fantasises about them when alone. Absolutely any character to any character is fine with me.

Requested by: SilverWolf7

  • Vriska Serket
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Vriska Serket/Equius Zahhak
  • Muscles
  • Rough Sex
  • Any Warning

Vriska is taken aback by how much she loves ARquiusprites muscles and how much she loves to feel them, that she goes out of her way to find a version of Equius in the Dream Bubbles that will fuck her.

She gets her wish and takes a pounding she will never forget, in the best way possible. So much so she tells everyone she's not interested in sex or romance, but really she's just waiting for the time she goes to sleep, wanting another round.

Requested by: ahoy_m8tee

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Disciple/The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Psii and the Disciple both pity the Signless and get in something of a pitch competition to woo him first. They're both equally good at what they do, and after a lot of sexual frustration on all their parts this ends up in an impromptu threesome where they continue the friendly competition for his attention even as they're pailing.

If you wanted to mix it up and make it humanstuck that might make things even more interesting!

Requested by: ahoy_m8tee

  • Jane Crocker
  • Dave Strider
  • Jane Crocker/Dave Strider
  • Bondage
  • Body Worship
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jane expresses a tentative and embarrassed curiosity about bondage to Dave who is actually very into it and "knows the ropes" (hehe). At least, he thinks he does. Awkward first-time bondage experiments ensue but Jane eventually manages to get tied up somehow. Dave body worshiping her as Jane is still self conscious about her weight and doesn't know how to deal with praise would be the ultimate cherry on top.

Requested by: ahoy_m8tee

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Cronus Ampora & Roxy Lalonde
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Possibly an odd request but maybe something you can enjoy running with. Roxy and Cronus in a wizard role play that ends up dirty. Any kind of kinky toys you'd like to add that could be humorously added into this "wizard quest" would be fantastic. It could even be a tabletop "roll for initiative" style sexytime because they're wizard dorks.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dirk Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider

Sollux hacks into Roxy's computer and finds nudes or wizard fanfic and is either horrified or horribly amused, but Dirk walks in on him and it causes a very awkward moment. Dirk sees Sollux laughing at/horrified by said thing, and he gets pissed off because Roxy is his friend and how *dare* this asshole of an alien laugh at Roxy's most excellent fanfic or her nudes? A confrontation ensues, escalating to a verbal sparring match about how the other is an asshole, they've always hated each other, whatever you'd like.

Roxy walks in on them, and they're so close as they hiss at each other vehemently that they're practically kissing. She points this out, and they both try to turn away, but it leads to lips awkwardly brushing together. A more physical confrontation happens, and Roxy watches with amusement as they start fighting for dominance, obviously starting to get turned on. She winds up directing a sexy sex scene of sexy sex between the two.

It's up to you whether Roxy joins in or not, and/or whether she has any direct interaction with Dirk if she does - I know a lot of people prefer him strictly gay, and that's okay with me. And if she doesn't join in, it's also completely up to you if she gets off while dictating, or just watches with amusement. Any kinks or specifics are left to you, but damn, Roxy could probably come up with some pretty adventurous stuff.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Sollux Captor
  • Death
  • Snuff
  • Any Relationship

I'd like to see something where Sollux gets off on dying. Whether due to depression/self-loathing, endorphin rush, the feeling of being immortal because he's god tier, whatever. It can be getting off to memories of past deaths like dying on the meteor, killing himself, or enlisting a partner to kill him.

Any methods of death, included partners (if any), whether they enjoy it are reluctant, however violent it all is, it's all good. You have a lot of freedom on this one. If this is your thing, go for it. *thumbs-up*

(oh my god, what if sollux has a helmsman kink and either burns himself out that way or plants himself in a helm and basically roleplays asking a friend or lover to make an end of it or something I'm getting shivers holy fuck)

Requested by: Aewin

  • Aradia Megido
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Aradia Megido/Karkat Vantas
  • Forced
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'm counting this as forced/rape because of the threat of drones, not because the partners here are raping each other purposefully. I just wanted to make sure this was warned for.

How about something where Sollux coordinates a tryst between Aradia and Karkat so that their similarly-colored material mixes and the drones assume it's two rustbloods that have pailed? Sollux could be in a quadrant with either or both of them, and Solkat/Arasol could fill pails in this fic too, but the focus would be on Karadia and fooling the drones.

Alternatively, you could go for Feferi/Equius in a similar situation. Feferi needs to hide her blood color so she's not called upon to fight the Condesce immediately, so she pails with Equius since his blood is the darkest color possible to help hide her fuchsia tint. And gosh, the power dynamics could be fun here, due to his hemocaste issues. If she wanted him to penetrate her, she'd probably have to order him. And she might have had to order him to help her in the first place. (I'm into out-there seadweller junk, if you're interested in that. Bouquets of bulges, frilled things, whatever you can think of.)

Requested by: Aewin

  • Sollux Captor
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Sollux Captor/The Psiioniic

Boy, do I love Captorcest.

Sollux gets ported back in time somehow. (Aradia? Dave? Damara? General Homestuck time shenanigans? Completely your choice.) He ends up smack dab in the middle of the Signless revolution. He meets his Ancestor and notices the way he looks at Signless. He’s had similarly unrequited feelings for Karkat, so he knows how much they suck, and he winds up helping the Psiioniic with his pent-up frustration.

Go wild with kinks. Whatever you want. Electrical/psionic play is good, as are massive size/power differences, but it's honestly up to you here.

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • The Dolorosa
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Mind Control Aftermath & Recovery
  • Mind Control
  • Jealousy
  • Rape/Non-Con

So this pairing is crazy non-consensual and usually super morbid, but I thought it would be more fun to have something where the Dolorosa is kind of losing it and can't tell if she's actually falling in love with Mindfang or not. The Dualscar and jealousy stuff is just there as a maybe in case that menage a trois stuff suits you better and the aftermath thing is also just a random suggestion.

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Jade Harley
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • The Condesce
  • Jade Harley & Roxy Lalonde

personal headcanon is that roxy couldn't help but find grimbark jade just a little sexy in an intimidating way while she was a prisoner on Derse. I'd really like to see something where Jade is really embarrassed by her behaviour when she was off her leash and Roxy suggesting a way Jade could make it up to her. Alternatively maybe some fun Grimbark Jade on imprisoned Roxy stuff, that'd be cool too (condesce as a suggestion/maybe).

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Bondage and Discipline
  • Dominatrix

I'd really like to see Kanaya finally lose her shit at Vriska and find out how she can apply all that pent up desire and annoyance. Ideally Vriska would be into it/gobsmacked but either way enjoying the very aggressive attentions of this sassbag turned dominatrix vampire queen. Rose there for support/approval/Kanaya's little helper/whatever.

Requested by: TheAspieBandit

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Other(s)
  • Auto-Responder/Brobot

The other in this request if Brobot
This is the OTP. yes, I am aware that it makes less to no sense. Please, anything here would be perfect. AU's, canon, I don't care. However that's the least helpful prompt I could give, so I am going to rant a little now.

Brobot, to me is a very stilted character. Someone who always thinks through all possibly actions and reaction before taking a single step. He's quite good at doing this quickly when he has to--such as in combat, but outside of that he's pretty terrible.
This is especially true when he has to talk. Brobot cycles between nonverbal and just quiet for me.
I can see a few ways you could play around with this.
When he's human, to me he has green/teal eyes and grey hair. He's also pretty tall (a stylised version of a human body I suppose). I usually default to Timaeus as a name for him, but feel free to ignore that.

Hal, you know from canon. And my version of him is too different from Hussies for me to really talk about personality. So instead, if you decide to take Hal out of the shades, to me he is very small, with white hair and circuit-like birthmarks mostly centred around his eyes.

In terms of situations... first times are always fun. Either the first time they get to meet in person since before Brobot was on the island, or one of them didn't have a body properly, or this is just the first time they've gotten their act together.
Humanstuck, Trollstuck or canon. All is good.

Requested by: TheAspieBandit

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • Alternate Universe

Please bear in mind that I am not up to date in the comic and therefore would like to not be spoiled! The last thing I read John was starting his epic retcon journey.
I really like species swaps for these two. Or guardianswaps? Wherein John is a Lalonde and Karkat is a teal blood? Things like that.
Either both are trolls/human/insert race here, or one is from each. Have fun with this.
I prefer their relationship to be red

Other than that, I don't really have anything that could be useful prompt wise I believe. Except perhaps that I prefer character interactions than pure porn.
Maybe exploring each other's bodies? if they were different species. They are both biologists after all.

Requested by: TheAspieBandit

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
  • Alternia-Focused

Wherein the famous catburgler Nepeta Leijon finds herself in trouble with the law, specifically at the claws of one legislacerater Terezi Pyrope.

This could be an RP that the two of them are playing, or could be a real version of events. I would prefer their relationship to be red, but I could see it being black. So maybe a black tinted heart would be the most accurate metaphor for this quadrant?

Have fun playing with this prompt as much as you desire. My ideas are very sketchy, and for that I apologise.

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Sex Toys
  • Xeno

If there is one thing Dave never really expected, it was that Sollux was a bit of a sex fiend. Not that he minded in the slightest, though. It made for a lot of fun. Right now, Sollux is trembling, face tinged yellow, as he tries not to crack with the buzzing between his legs, trying not to give himself away at this party. It wasn't going to be long before Dave finds himself in the closet with this troll on his dick.

(If fanfiction, I am a big fan of Sollux being noisy.)

(If fanart, feel free to add a mess)

(Tentabulge/Nook combo, please!)

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Humanstuck
  • Xeno
  • Oral Sex

Heading to the beach, Aradia finds a secluded cave off the shore of the beach a little ways away. Deciding to see whats inside, She runs into Feferi, while caught checking out artifacts. Feferi doesn't mind the company.

(Xeno for Feferi. Scene with Aradia standing in the water, up to her waist, while Feferi is under eating her out would be fantastic ifyou want.)

(If fanart, feel free to add a mess)

Requested by: querulousArtisan

  • Sollux Captor
  • Masturbation
  • Sex Toys
  • Xeno

It's been a long, frustrating day at work. Sollux is ready to get home and drink some monster and play some video games. That is, until he finds a package on the door step. It's a gift, from his mate, a blue and red glass dildo, and a wand vibrator. He thinks he may leave them a message of how greatful he is, let them hear he enjoys it.

(Tentabulge/nook combo)

(If fanart, feel free to add a mess)

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade and Dave have been friends forever. He was giving one of his rare smiles when we first saw him talking to her. He died (sob!) defending her body. That kind of close relationship makes for good sex, because of the deep underlying trust. Either of them topping the other makes sense because of that trust; so does cheerful uncomplicated lust, or a better idea that you are no doubt having at this very moment. I think that Jade and Dave are particularly AU-able, so if you're feeling historical or fantastic or mecha-loving, go for it!

Please don't deprecate or do anything mean to Karkat in order to get him out of the way. If you like, feel free to do a threesome, or to include Dave/Karkat in a different quadrant from Dave/Jade, or simply to make him Sir Not Appearing In This Fic/Art.

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Eridan is a Very Bad Troll. He flat-out murders his ex-moirail, her matesprit, and the future of the troll race. I don't consider him a woobie, but I do love reading about him. The whole conflict of being born into royalty but being (frankly) very bad at it is poignant. Who would he be if he were only half as much up his own nook? Who would he be if he'd actually succeeded at genocide then been sucked into the Game alone? Who would he be, in short, if he weren't quite so much Eridan to be kill-on-sight, but still were Eridan enough to be a combination of needy and scornful?

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dom/sub
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Bro was a terrible, terrible parent. As a dude, however, he's pretty hot: good at swordfighting, an infinitely filthy mind, a propensity for porn. Many people have written him as a dom, and the results have been wonderful. If you manage to bring bladeplay into bed, I will probably cry from delight.

I will love you forever if you can see your way to Bro/Jade. I think Jade is less manipulable than Bro is used to, which leads to interesting conflicts. Bro/Eridan has also led to some awesome results. However, any Bro pairing will get my attention, except that my one NOTP is Bro/Dave. Bro/Dirk is fine, Bro/Alpha Dave is cool, but Bro and the boy/man he raised squicks me.

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Any Relationship

Orphaner Dualscar takes the whole Byronic pirate thing and runs with it. He's lean, he's mean, he's ... er. Anyway, please write him being frightening, experienced, scornful, and hot. Non-con is great as long as the non-con-ee is getting off on it (reluctantly or not). Choose any partner you find hot, human or troll. I'm not fond of the Makaras, but if you are passionate about them, I have faith in your ability to make it work. Details from the Age of Sail (and the Troll Age of Sale) would be awesome, if we share that kink. Please, nobody actually dying.

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Sollux Captor
  • Jade Harley
  • Dirk Strider
  • Technology
  • Technological Kink
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider

This is actually a request for Sollux/Jade/Dirk, but AO3 hasn't validated that tag yet.

Put the three techiest people in the Game together and see what happens! I realize that Dirk is emphatically gay, but there are multiple possibilities in a threesome. (It's not straight if the vulva doesn't touch. You get the idea.) Do they build toys for one another? Do they have a technical argument that escalates into sex? Do they just build competitive sexbots and throw them into an arena? Your imagination is probably better than mine.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jade Harley/Gamzee Makara
  • Tentabulges
  • Non-Consensual Voyeurism
  • Unresolved Sexual Tension
  • Voyeurism
  • Sexual Tension
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Perhaps you've heard about the small following Jane/Gamzee has garnered; well, let's explore Jade/Gamzee instead!!! I shipped them before Jane had even been introduced in 2011, so when people started shipping GamJane I was ecstatic and hoped more would be into GamJade as well... ah, I digress.

Tagged as underage b/c Kurloz is supposed to be perpetually 19. Gamzee, Jade, and Jane are all 16 in-universe, though all three are at least 18 IRL.

Please don't turn this into PwP (porn w/out plot). I like SwS (smut w/ substance).

No humanstuck and no AU please! Also keep in mind that I want these trolls to have tentabulges.

Jade and Gamzee aren't in a relationship. Not really. If anything they've been flirting (black, red, whichever) on and off for a few weeks. Then something happens that takes it to a new level. What is the catalyst? ;) Either one of them can initiate the sexytimes, but there should be something decidedly dub-con or even non-con about it. Just little, subtle traces that warn the reader that one of them is not enjoying themselves.

Kurloz and Jane happen upon the scene (either together or from separate directions), and one or the other or both decide to 1. join in or 2. pull the two out of their romp. It can end there, or with a cool-down scene --Jade and Gamz processing what the heck just happened, and talking to Kurloz and Jane about what they should do. Could veer into hurt/comfort territory if you wish.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon
  • John Egbert
  • Meulin Leijon/Nepeta Leijon
  • Naked Cuddling
  • Incest Kink
  • Vibrators
  • Tentabulges
  • Underage

I tagged this as underage b/c technically Meulin is supposed to be 19, Nepeta is 13, and Jade and John are 16 in-universe (though John just had his 19th birthday on 13 April 2k15, and Jade turned 18 last year).

Please don't turn this into PwP (porn w/out plot). I like SwS (smut w/ substance).

No humanstuck, and no AU, please! Also keep in mind that I want these trolls to have tentabulges.

This can take place in the dreambubbles. You may mention that John and Jade are the alpha selves, that is, they're alive. Meulin and Nepeta are, of course, dead in the alpha timeline as far as we know.

Meulin and Nepeta are in a relationship! One particular afternoon, they have glorious sex, with lots of mutual pleasuring (I don't mind if you play up their feline and/or ghostly qualities). One of them suggests bringing in a third member to share in the fun. Could be John or Jade. The 3rd person initially balks at the offer, having had no idea of Meulin's and/or Nepeta's interest in them, but the two trolls coax their unwilling participant to join them, and eventually they accept. It takes a bit of adjustment, but soon they're all having pretty good sex.

THEN whoever hasn't been invited into this exclusive club takes notice (again, your call, John or Jade), and gets upset that they hadn't been included because, hey, they thought that Meulin and/or Nepeta had been keeping an eye on them! So after a bit of hurt feelings and dancing around the issue, either 1. Meulin and Nepeta go back to just being a pair, 2. the 4th member is allowed to come despite reservations or 3. another solution that makes or breaks this love square is issued.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Tentabulges
  • Embarrassment
  • Masturbation
  • Masturbation Interruptus
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Please don't turn this into PwP (porn w/out plot). I like SwS (smut w/ substance).

No humanstuck, and no AU, please! Also keep in mind that I want these trolls to have tentabulges.

Karkat has had feelings for Jade for some time, but he doesn't know how to act on them. One day (trolls are nocturnal) as he's getting ready to go to bed, he finds himself able, just barely, to resist masturbating to the thought of her (though it gets harder each day not to), and falls asleep. In the dreambubbles he wanders around, but feels the steadily building urge, the coil of arousal heating up inside of him. He spots Kankri and figures a brain-numbing speech of his will be the equivalent of a cold shower. So Karkat goes over and engages him in one-sided conversation.

It doesn't work. Kankri cuts his speech off to question why Karkat's hand is in his (Karkat's) pants. Karkat hadn't even noticed what his hand had been doing (I tend to think of dreambubbles as semi-lucid dreaming: you're there but you're not paying complete attention to what's going on and your sleeping body has other ideas- Karkat's experiencing a wet dream). Kankri rants about celibacy. Karkat runs off to masturbate in peace, but Kankri follows him. They both run into Jade. It's the worst possible situation. They are all struck dumb. Then Jade slowly asks why Karkat's hand is in his pants.

If you continue on from here, Karkat basically shrieks with embarrassment and scuttles away, but not before he hears Kankri blab about his dancestor's crush. Could lead to Jade being sympathetic and wanting to help (yeah right, in Karkat's DREAMS haahaha) or Karkat waking up from shock and hating his life 10x more than he did yesterday.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Dirk Strider
  • Trans Character
  • Any Warning

Oh my god so if you want to know how I ship this just go to http://2x2verse.tumblr.com/tagged/the%20transgirl%20roxy%20saga. That being said, I headcanon John as only the best lover ever. He listens and he's good with his hands, but he's a goof. Also: embarrassingly hung. I'd prefer to see John and transgirl!Roxy, either by themselves or with (one of) the other two. Sollux is also trans. Dirk is not. Just. A lot of transgirl!Roxy getting loved on, please.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Trans Female Character
  • Any Warning

Dave and Roxy keep running into each other at deejay-ing off competitions. No matter what equipment he shows up with, she shows up with better. No matter what samples he picks, she's picked something more innovative. She makes her own chiptunes; he's struggling to keep up. Sexual tension builds across these, until Roxy drops some lyrics/vocals in her stuff. Dave asks how she does it. "Like this?" she says, and pulls down the choker she wears to indicate an adam's apple while her voice drops to a less strained register for her. And Dave gets the hugest boner ever because oh god his dream lady sounds like Rob Swire. And then she dirty talks him during sex and oh god.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • Jake English
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Any Warning

I do actually mean Dave's Bro, not Dirk Strider. Hear me out. Jake's killing time in a bar in Houston, looking casually for someone (a girl) to go home with. Bro, off work at the end of the night, notices this twink in short shorts nursing a whiskey at the bar. Bro hits on Jake. Jake, trying to be hospitable, invites him for a sit and a sip. Jake's earnestness comes across as flirting; his flirting comes off as embarrassing. Bro takes up a new hobby: making this guy blush.

And then Bro takes Jake home and breaks the mattress with him. A lot. And loudly. Several distinct times throughout the rest of the evening. Each of them tops (at least) once.

Bonuses if: Jake gets rimmed for the first time. Bro's obsessed with Jake's dick. Protection is used--and made into something sexy.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Mituna Captor
  • Power Play
  • Any Warning

REVERSE power-play. Post-game, Mituna's brain damage is reversed, but he's still an asshole. Cronus is still trying to isolate him, manipulate him. Mituna uses that to wrap Cronus around his little finger and hunger for his acceptance. Because what Cronus wants, more than anything else, is to be accepted. Mituna keeps him dangling. A lot. And finally, in the culmination, Mituna constantly degrades Cronus, pointing out how easy he is, what a slut, how needy for attention even negative attention, etc. etc. etc. And Cronus is SO INTO IT. This is what gets him hot.

Forced multiple orgasm would be great. Mituna riding Cronus until Cronus is crying quietly and rocking like a broken seesaw would be perfect. Consent preferred, but not required. Aftercare completely optional.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • BDSM
  • Roleplay
  • Polyamory
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Repost from last year but I have since grown more fond of this pairing.

Dualscar/Signless/Disciple. Dualscar, Signless, and Disciple as an established 3way like to engage in some consensual bondage and roleplay. This time Dualscar has “captured the lowblood rebels and needs to ply them of information. Sexily.” Sign and and Dis are both shackled to the wall, and Dualscar starts with Disciple first, pailing her while Signless watches and they both describe, in great detail, how good the other feels and how great of a fuck they’re getting until he’s too hot and bothered to stand it anymore. At which point Signless “accidentally” gets free and fucks them both into the floor.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Attempted Rape/Non-Con
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

A twist on the "Vantas Mutation means they have a period of time when they go into heat" trope. Eridan and Karkat are hanging out when his first heat takes over, and they give in to their instincts. But Eridan isn’t the only troll attracted to Karkat’s new, intriguing biological function. His neighbors come calling too, driven mad with pheromone fueled lust, and ready to carve out a piece of Vantas territory for themselves. Eridan is having NONE OF IT, and ends up going full feral seatroll on the invaders' asses.

Karkat snaps out of it a few days later to find a roughed up Eridan in this mess of pieces of what used to be his neighbors. Eridan is a big, tough seatroll, but he is also NOT trained as a melee fighter, so there is a lot of collateral damage, as well as a worrying amount of violet coloring all the blood on the floor. Karkat’s impending freakouts are put on hold to patch his (sort of maybe boy?)friend up before he drops dead of dehydration or bloodloss or some shit. Eridan is shaky, a little incoherent, but vaguely triumphant because haha yes he kicked ass AND got laid (also somewhat apologetic for denting Karkat’s nice frying pan in the previous melee, oops).

Karkat depersonalizes like a champion until imminent danger is out of the way. Eridan doesn’t fully grasp what the problem is. Like, okay is it the mutant thing? It's the mutant thing isn't it. Look, he's is royalty and that makes it a non issue because him and Karkat are totally matesprits now, right?

...Right?

(Messy emotional fallout, lots of h/c of both the emotional and physical variety, feel free to complicate with addition of “oh shit oviparous” Karkat because that is my baaaag. Happy endings though, plz, I am a sap.)

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Eridan Ampora/Nepeta Leijon
  • Sexting
  • Roleplay
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Eridan and Nepeta are chatting over trollian about something (perhaps their mutual crush, Karkat. Eridan wants him pale, and Nepeta is all for flushed, and together they scheme/lament/whatever.) At some point the conversation turns to RP at which point Nepeta point blank asks, “have you efur actually RP'd before, and no FLARP isn't the same thing."

Eridan is of course miffed that his prowess in ANYTHING is being called into question, and it does too count, furball, wwhat do you knoww? To prove it, they start up and impromptu RP session. Nepeta kicks it off with, “look what the ferocious huntress caught in her net! It's a helpless fish boy, I think I'll play with him!” Events spiral down from there, ending with new black crushes, and a need for new pants.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Friends With Benefits
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose is an up and coming author, not quite to famous status yet, but people are starting to associate her name with her writing. Sollux is her work-from-home troll roommate, somewhat agoraphobic, and a bit of an asshole. Even though they snark at each other constantly, they’re actually pretty comfortable with the company, alternating between witty banter and quiet companionship. Sollux trusts Rose, even if a human would be a pretty piss poor moirail, so whenever he comes into his pailing season heat, of course he goes to her for help.

Rose has so many clever toys and she knows the best ways to use them. When they fuck, it’s intimate, but leaning decidedly pale, with a lot of soothing and reassurance from Rose. Lots of lovely focus on physical h/c that comes with Sollux’s bodily needs, and the sort of careful, quiet intimacy that comes from two people being completely at ease with each other.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Sex Toys
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

In order to deal with his growing concupiscent urges, Kankri orders a self pailing assistance device online. But he’s never used anything like this before, doesn’t even quite know where to start when it arrives, and in final, frustrated desperation, he asks the person he figures has the most experience with self pailing for help.

Cronus is more than happy to provide some guidance. Maybe even a little of the hands on variety? vwhaddaya say, chief?

Run with whatever crazy headcanon your heart desires for both the troll biology and how they make their sex toys. Anything from synthetic bulges to nookworms, have fun with it (and maybe have Kankri having ordered a size or two too big and taking the whole thing in the end anyway).

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope

Nepeta has been kismesises with Vriska for sweeps, and Terezi has been moirails with Aradia for sweeps. Both have harbored red feelings for each other for just as long, but always feel like they are not reciporacted. What happens when Aradia and Vriska get tired of their whining and set them up?

OR

Fluffy fluffy smut. Nepezi cuteness with possible Aravris in the background.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jade Harley
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Fluffy smut. I really have no cares about how you do it, I just want to read a story that is beautiful relationship with great smut.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Aranea Serket
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Latula Pyrope/Aranea Serket

Humanstuck, possibly trans girls, very good realtionship, great smut.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Aradia and Vriska have been kismesis for sweeps, and the hate is strong in these ones.
Background Catfish purrhaps?
Fluffy smut with lots of violent fucking.

Requested by: ZCFilorux

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Impact Play
  • Rough Sex
  • Dirty Talk
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

I just, REALLY want to see Handmaid dominate Dualscar, and then have him get her back with some overly rough sex. Lots of dirty talk on both sides, and then cuddling afterward. That would be fantastic. This is mostly just a suggestion though, feel free to run with it where you like.

Requested by: ZCFilorux

  • Sollux Captor
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Rough Sex
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Wet & Messy
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

Tavros and Sollux just sort of, have a grand old time in the dream bubbles doing the rough sloppy diddly before cuddling up and whispering sweet nothings. This is mostly just a suggestion though, feel free to run with it where you like.

Requested by: ZCFilorux

  • Dave Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Dave Strider
  • Rough Sex
  • Impact Play
  • Bondage
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Dirty Talk
  • Any Warning

One day, in an au, a dream bubble, what have you, Gamzee should just, totally dominate Dave. Bind him down, beat his ass and then fuck him, hard, talking dirty the whole time. Dave the meanwhile just, begrudgingly loves every second of it, every, damn second, even though he's a total brat and tries to play cool like it doesn't hurt and he's not totally going crazy on the inside. After all that's done though they snuggle up and pass insults back and forth. This is mostly just a suggestion though, feel free to run with it where you like.

Requested by: hattoriSei

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara
  • Femdom
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want, instead of Gamzee being the one to give the push, but Jane. Whether Jane is completely dominate or not is up to you.

Requested by: hattoriSei

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes/Equius Zahhak
  • Power Play
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

After his Empress gets a little violent on some upstarts, Equius finds it hard for him to control himself. She's just so hot when she lets loose.

Requested by: hattoriSei

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • Furry
  • Bestiality
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Two furries roleplay their fursonas together. Smuttiness ensues as things get a little hot under the collar as the two fight for dominance.

Requested by: hattoriSei

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Voyeurism
  • Asexual Character
  • Masturbation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Cronus enjoys watching Kankri masturbate. Kankri does it to make him happy.

Requested by: hattoriSei

  • The Condesce
  • Feferi Peixes
  • The Condesce/Feferi Peixes
  • Pseudo-Incest
  • Incest
  • Black Romance
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Two Empresses, one of Alternia, one of Beforus, meet in the bubbles and hate sparks. Bonus for gratuitous tentacles.

Requested by: Gear_King

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Feral Behavior
  • Rivalry
  • Size Difference
  • Xeno
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like to see Gamzee and Karkat start out as rival trolls who are always in some territory fight and completely incapable of getting along. When they happen on the same oasis, the both try to claim it exclusively for themselves. Cue more fighting.

They subsequently become the first trolls to discover the oasis's natural fauna: the nookworm. I'd like this revelation to--directly or indirectly--lead them to happily share the territory as mates.

If you also manage to work in lots of pretty scenery, and any xenobiological weirdness you can think of, I will love you forever.

Requested by: Gear_King

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Signless/Kankri Vantas/Karkat Vantas
  • Police
  • Interrogation
  • Good Cop Bad Cop
  • Handcuffs
  • Threesome
  • Double Penetration
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I wanna see two police officers put the good cop/bad cop routine to a prisoner during interrogation. The prisoner is a jewel thief with a hidden score, and he's not talking about where he hid the jewels! Using whichever character you prefer in each role, show me the interrogation as it takes a sultry turn and ends in an enthusiastic threesome.

The level of consent involved is up to you, though I would prefer everyone enjoys themselves from start to finish. I would also highly prefer that the thief actually has the jewels hidden up his nook, because I am horrible.

Mega bonus points if you can include weird Alternian laws. The characters can be related or not, as per your preference.

Requested by: Gear_King

  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Praise Kink
  • Sex Toys
  • Mirror Sex
  • Childhood Friends
  • Mpreg
  • Sexual Slavery
  • Possessive Behavior
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Give me some emotional porn, please! I'd like it if John has grown up to think he's worthless because he's an omega. In keeping with this belief, he has just been sold to an alpha against his will.

Instead of immediately taking what's his, Karkat spoils his new slave and treats him like royalty. Curiously, he also denies John any sexual gratification except with toys and gratuitous praise. Let's have Karkat's creative verbosity turned towards showering John with heart-wrenching compliments! He also makes John watch himself be loved on, and praise himself so Karkat will let him cum.

I would like to see impregnation or come inflation as kinks in this, but they are by no means necessary, just a nice side bonus.

I mostly just want to see Karkat prying John's self-esteem out of the floorboards and John having no idea why anyone would ever do this for him.

Requested by: Gear_King

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Bodyguard
  • Musicians
  • Crossdressing
  • Clothed Sex
  • Voice Kink
  • Xeno
  • Exhibitionism
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want to see Eridan as an international music icon, hugely famous, unbelievably talented, and more than a little spoiled. When Eridan is onstage crossdressing as an unfairly attractive female, Karkat, his bodyguard, is doing the same so he can tail Eridan into the appropriate bathrooms and dressing rooms without incident. It's frustrating for the both of them.

Yes, this is entirely an excuse for them both to be in skirts when they do the do.

I don't particularly care how you do it, but they can't wait and dive into the nearest darkened corner to screw each other senseless. While still clothed, please. I have strange needs.

I would especially like if Eridan's voice has interesting xeno properties, perhaps along the lines of a siren? Bonus points if he can't keep himself quiet while they're having sex and this isn't exactly a private area.

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Vriska Serket
  • Vriska Serket/Equius Zahhak
  • Red Romance
  • Rough Sex
  • Dom/sub Play
  • Light Bondage
  • Tentabulges
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

just the both of them getting romatic, i don't have any preference in which one is the dominant, it could be anyone, i just want it to be quite agressive but not gore, like some bitemarks would be greats, thing like that, tentabulges are okay, but it can be regular genitals

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Vriska Serket
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket
  • Red Romance
  • Light Bondage
  • Playful Sex
  • Dom/sub Play
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Tender Sex
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

both of them wearing the fairy costumes, you know this one http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/a/a0/DeadVriskaFairy.png/revision/latest?cb=20120727164920
vriska being the dominant, and both of them enjoying it

Requested by: MIMIcBOTASU

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Oral Sex
  • Tentabulges
  • Gangbang
  • Blushing
  • Rough Sex
  • Tentacle Sex
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

the 3 of them in a romantic kind of tense situation, where two of them were about to have intercourse and then the third one shows up, the third one could be vriska that would be awesome

Requested by: C Square

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Oh man these three, I love these three.

Anything you want to do that results in three very happy ladies I will love!

Some things I like are: dom Jade vs. Rose and Kanaya trying to snark their absolute asses off, bondage, teasing and orgasm delay, and eventual begging

Requested by: C Square

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

*cackles into the night*

I just want Sollux to get tied up and have Feferi sit on his face, but again anything with this ship that ends up with them both happy messes is good with me!

Requested by: C Square

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Enthusiastic Consent

What I would really love with this is Jane giving Roxy a lot of attention

Like, maybe it's the first time for both of them and Roxy starts off giving Jane a bunch of attention so Jane cums pretty quickly

And then Roxy's just like 'lol cool, should we go to sleep or something now' as she tries not to rub her legs together, and then Jane rocks her world

touch starved elements would be cool, Roxy's probably not used to even cuddling other people and Jane is big and soft and wonderful

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley
  • Asexual Character
  • Character(s) of Color
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Quad: Red, pale, or queerplatonic with benefits.

John’s in the asexuality nebula - somewhere between gray and “eh sex is a’ight if you want my d” - and is pretty on board with giving Jade a hand when she wants it. Who wouldn’t want to give Jade a hand? Jade is great. A+ for Jade. And Jade really appreciates the extra hands, really! Very kind of John to offer, you know? John is like at least a 6/10 if someone’s gotta grade and usually the extra hands are very handy.

Except for some times. This is one of those times; the sexual encounter is laughtastic. Not unpleasant, but just so damn hard to take seriously for everyone involved. Give me the goofy sex fuck-ups, the not-unhappy accidents, and the moments that will be turned into late-night stories with drunk pals.

I didn’t tag for incest as a green light to make the as related or unrelated as you please. Feel free to toss this into an AU of your choosing, because AUs are great. Tall, beefcake Jade brings me joy. John is the best Pillsbury Doughboy in all the land. You’re invited to make one or both of them non-cis; I don’t have specific headcanons I’m gunning for, but it’s always a delight for me to receive. Same goes for POC - use your favorite headcanons there. You can’t go wrong.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Incest
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Character(s) of Color
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Quad: Thank you for returning my Roxy: red and/or pale.

Sorry, Dave. I know you thirst for the maternal love, but Rose is hooking up with your shared teen mom. We’ve had a lot of hurt, so bring on the comfort - show me canon or post-canon AU Rose and Roxy ditching their friends for a long-awaited TLC sex session. No mommykinking it up, just two people who happen to be each other’s ecto-moms. Honestly, some painfully vanilla sex would be very welcome. I don’t want anything spicier than body worship, foreplay out the wazoo, and lots of oral.

Warm me up with the schmoopiest, most in-character comfort sex that you can possibly provide given the circumstances. You're also welcome to bring silliness in, because silly sex is always A+. Feel free to include one or both of them having reservations, emotional constipation, and shitty pick-up lines - anything that lets you get into their headspace for writing purposes. I’ll love it if you put love into it.

I headcanon Rose as non-binary with no preference for what they have in their pants. Trans woman Roxy is also always welcome, but I’m not picky. Once again, bring me your favorite POC Lalonde headcanons with whatever body types that please you. Representation is worth its weight in good vibes.

Requested by: mahwaha

  • Dave Strider
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Dave Strider
  • Trans Character
  • Character(s) of Color
  • Humanstuck

Quad: Character development + red.

To celebrate Dave’s budding feminist identity, I figured, “why not add some before and after to this smut request?” So here we are.

First, a headcanon - human Nepeta is either a trans woman or a demigirl; either way, she’s DMAB, uses she/her pronouns, and does not have a feminine gender presentation. Shaving? Nah. Long, flowing locks? Nah. Feminine clothes? Not usually. Makeup? Nope. She’s still cute as a button and sweet as sugar when you get to know her, but she’s also likely a ‘grubby jacket and sweatpants’ kind of woman 24/7. Let’s be real.

Long story short, she enjoys presenting masculinely but identifies as a woman. Anyone who wants to fight her about it can lose, because she’s only fun to fight if it’s via an online roleplay where no one gets hurt. And that sets off Dave’s knee-jerk “haha look at this shit”/gay panic reactions like none other. I want to see this immature Dave hooking up with Nepeta because Nepeta is hot and having so many hang-ups about it (regardless of whether or not he knows about Nepeta’s gender versus her sex). This doesn’t have to be penetrative sex; it can be blowies or mutually jacking it or whatever floats your boat. Maybe Dave gets a rimjob and freaks out. Maybe Dave gives a rimjob and freaks out. Maybe it’s a college AU and he’s some donglord freshman who tries too hard to be the hypermasculine icon that his bro set out to make him - the setting is up to you, but you get the gist of things.

But what I’d like to see if them meeting again down the line and Dave acknowledging that he fucked up, he was shitty garbage, and he had a lot of toxic beliefs at that time. I’m using he/him pronouns loosely, because if you’d like to put a closeted twist on this and have Dave come out as non-cishet you are fully welcomed to. It’d be rad if this encounter lent itself to much happier, healthier, and more supportive sex. Like...proper sex. Good sexy times.

I’d really appreciate no rape/noncon, if at all possible. I know I’m asking for a sexual encounter where Dave deals with lots of problematic shit, but I’d really appreciate if it didn’t cross the line of “yo I’m so fucking closeted that I can’t even find myself so WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN and also I am doing a triathlon of shame out of here because some dude jacked me off” or whatnot.

Bonus points for tall, built POC Nepeta who may or may not completely own at sportsball, depending on the AU. ‘Tall but not nearly as tall as Nep’ POC Daves are also smiled upon, with beaky noses and lots of lankiness going on. Also, undercuts with curly tops are great. Most fun, super-short hairstyles are. I’d also prefer a DMAB Dave to facilitate that penis-induced gay panic referenced in the first part of this prompt.

Also, please go extra light on catpuns (if you include them at all). I'm not asking for troll Nep, so I'm definitely not interested in troll text quirks unless she happens to be roleplaying online and being a punny yiffbag about it.

Requested by: MaracaMakara

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Rape/Non-Con

Anything can really go for this, just go along with the tags placed and have Kankri in the middle of Cronus and Kurloz.

Requested by: MaracaMakara

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara

What this one would have is having Gamzee either messing with Karkat as they fuck or have him use chuckle voodoo, similar to how Kurloz would do to Meulin.

Requested by: MaracaMakara

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Flushed

Having Dualscar getting used to being red with the Sufferer is noice as fuck.

Requested by: omgstfujekyll

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd love art for this but i get that not everyone likes to draw.
Lovingly consensual only please.
I love the idea of them working out together and Equius gets a little distracted with his head in between Nep's thighs .
Also naked cuddles in bed.
Pretty much anything involving Equius going down on Nepeta please and thankyou.

Requested by: omgstfujekyll

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love the idea of Vriska coming to Terezi's for a sleepover and things progress in the recouperacoon.
Lovingly consensual only please

Requested by: omgstfujekyll

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Consensual
  • Aged-Up Character(s)
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like this in a NoSburb/SgrubAU - Coexistence AU
Lovingly consensual only please
I'd love a 25-35 year old threesome relationship between my faves.
For the writers - maybe enjoying themselves on Date Night
For the artists - one of them being the center of attention? I'll let you pick which

Requested by: omgstfujekyll

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes/Karkat Vantas
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Tentabulges
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Lovingly consensual only please
For the writers - Feferi *somehow* finding out about Karkat's bloody secret becomes a somewhat sordid arrangement as she gets off on the idea of sleeping with such an illegal lowblood and does so.
For the artists - Something sweet and tender between the two of them

Requested by: omgstfujekyll

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Humanstuck
  • FTM Dave
  • Transgender
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Artists this one's all for you
I'd love a depiction of Karkat eating Dave out or the moment when Karkat orgasms into Dave's ass. Witty dialogue appreciated but not compulsory.
What is compulsory is lovingly consensual <3

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Okay so, Solkat is my otp. I love them because I'm a huge sucker for best friends falling in love as a trope, and I also just really think they're good together as a couple, in any or all quads. They'd take good care of each other, in my opinion. They're both caring and self-sacrificing and worriers who aren't as good to themselves as they are to other people. I am big into xenobiology, so if that could be included I'd dig that a lot, and I do like psionic play and shifting power dynamics! I'd love to see something about them kind of working with each other and doing things they know the other one loves, with the implication of past negotiation. A little dom/sub would be great too. Maybe overstimulation? I also really dig the idea of whining, begging, shivering, sparking Sollux.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Disciple/The Psiioniic/The Signless
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd prefer it to take place either pre-all the bad stuff, when everyone is alive, or when they're all dead and safe together in the bubbles. I love them as an equal, loving, quad-blurring/flipping triad who all love each other equally in a lot of different ways. I'm also partial to the idea that Disciple is a dominant lioness and they're her bitches, but I'd be really into seeing something where they just totally give Psi a ton of love, especially during a period of self-doubt or after a really bad experience. Lavishing him with affection, totally breaking him apart and wrecking him. That'd be rad.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Look at these shitheads. Why are they so terrible. No one knows. Anyway. I'd love to see a sloppy boypile making out and being dumb. Having awkward sex. Or one of them domming the other two and telling them how to touch each other? Or play on the Captor kink for twos or the canon Karkat thing for exhibitionism/voyeurism.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Meulin Leijon
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So, uh. If you're filling this one, I have a pretty specific request. I want humanstuck, I want Kurloz in panties, a skirt, and thigh-highs, and I want Meulin to dom the hell out of him and peg him into the next century while telling him how beautiful and good he is for her. He totally wears her collar out in daily life, hell yeah. Obviously pre-negotiated and they have a safeword and everything, I'm really big on healthy BDSM dynamics!

Requested by: cunningAesthete

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes

So, I'm not picky about whether it is trolls or humans, though if its trolls, I have a huge preference for Eridan <3

Requested by: cunningAesthete

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Condesce
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Hatesex as far as the eye can see, cruel words, hair pulling, just... violent and hate-fueled with some some questions about consent(?, maybe?)

But I would also like a little bit of aftercare, checking on the kismesises, making sure no one is dead, taking care of wounds. So, probably rather youngish for the three of them to be getting together?

Thank you so much.

Requested by: cunningAesthete

  • Grand Highblood
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Any Relationship

I am a terrible person with a size kink when it comes to trolls. Massive, bulky Grand Highblood with tiny Heiress under his control as a present from his palemate Her Imperiousness. I would love to get some violence, some very definite non-con out of the Heiress, and some serious cruelty out of the Highblood.

My only request is not to make it too gory? Some violence is okay, but by the end, I'd like Fef to retain all body parts and life. After all, she wouldn't make a good toy if she died, now would she?

Thank you so much.

Requested by: cunningAesthete

  • Other(s)
  • Ms. Paint/Spades Slick
  • Humanstuck

My favorite canon ship and I'm a big fan of writing them as humans. Especially with Paint being some kind of nurse who ends up taking care of Slick, often, after some kind of mob related activities? So, hurt/comfort/sex, very sweet, very vanilla, and those two being very much in love because "this has to be the twelfth time I've seen you this month, what are you even doing out there" is one of my favorite cliches.

Thank you so much.

Requested by: cunningAesthete

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • Sharing
  • Underage

So, these four... Ancestors trading descendants and then doing it back again the other way because they're vain motherfuckers and comparing notes once its done. Please keep them as trolls because as humans, this would squick me something awful.

only request is please no scat, watersports, vore, vomit, those kinds of things? Thank you so much.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Bondage
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

This is a favorite AU of mine in which Dualscar, having committed some crime against the Empire, is stripped of his position and reduced to a member of The Empress's harem. This may be questionably non-consensual depending on how Dualscar feels about this turn of events, but that is up to you, dear gifter.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Dave Strider
  • Jane Crocker
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Foursome - F/F/M/M
  • Bondage
  • Femdom
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want a happy, lighthearted foursome between these babes. Ideally the boys will be in the middle with the girls calling the shots--perhaps Dave and Karkat going at it while their respective girlfriends encourage them? Bondage is adored, but optional. I would prefer if Jane and Jade didn't directly do anything too intimate (not a fan of incest), but any other combination is 100% encouraged.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • The Condesce
  • Sollux Captor
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Sollux Captor/The Condesce/The Psiioniic
  • Helmsman
  • Underage

I'd like a thing in which the Condesce falls in love with her Helmsman, but can't or won't remove him from the Helm for whatever reason. Enter Sollux, who becomes the object of her displaced affections. I'm picturing him showered in jewelry and cake and following at her heels at basically all hours of the night. It's up to you how he feels about all this. The original Helmsman may or may not play a part as well; that's up to you.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • The Condesce
  • Femdom
  • Age Difference

I would like to see Condy dom a boy of your choice, pretty straightforward. Only one is absolutely necessary, but more boys are worth more points. Suggestions include Dirk, Eridan,or John, but those are just suggestions. You have all the creative freedom. All of it. Have fun.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Sollux Captor
  • Age Difference
  • Dom/sub

I have a mighty need for fluffy, heartwrenching sub-dom with Sollux and an older man of your choice. I prefer highblood ancestors, but I won't turn downspecies-swapped humans, if that strikes your fancy. All I ask is for Sollux to be coddled by a dom that is older and generally more powerful than he is. Other than that, I am very much open. Do you want happy and consensual? Wonderful. Perhaps something more heartbreaking? How about a Helmsman or slave scenario (bonus points for Stockholm syndrome and conflicting feelings, in this case)? Humanstuck, getting involved with his friend's dad? Lay it on me. I like bondage, collars, and some feeding, if you want to get even more specific, but please have fun with this.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aranea Serket
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I really liked Aranea and Meenah's dynamic back when they were first introduced, before everything went to hell in the story... So I'd want something with them together again, full of silliness, fish puns, excessive exposition, and (of course) lots of hot and enthusiastic sex. Whatever setting you want would be fine: still on Beforus, or together in the dreambubbles with no reference to what's gone on in canon, or them getting back together afterwards, etc. Whatever it is I'd definitely want to see them flushed for each other, and in a generally happy/upbeat situation.

Also, some general requests that will apply to this request and others: First of all, please have all of the characters treated as being 18+, and everything being generally happy, fluffy, and with all parties eagerly participating (and no mind control on Aranea's part). Including other characters (in the story, not the sex) is fine though I'd rather you leave out Vriska, the Makaras, and the Amporas. Genitalia-wise I prefer everyone to have human-like vulvas, rather than bulge/nook combos. And finally, my one big kink is watersports, so if you're up for writing anything with that it would be great, but if not then that's also fine.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

We never saw these two interacting, but I could certainly imagine them getting along well and having fun together. It would be nice to see a softer side of Damara, for that matter, where she could actually enjoy herself with a friend (or girlfriend)! Perhaps them curling up together to watch shitty ecchi anime (and maybe getting high) and getting frisky with each other? Or maybe bonding over collaborating on writing smutty fics, wand wanting to try out what they wrote? Or just Damara making one of her lewd propositions, and being a bit surprised (and a bit turned on) when Meulin one-ups her with all of the dirty things she's no doubt seen on the internet? (Again, background characters are fine as long as they aren't Vriska, Makaras, or Amporas. And my genital preference is human-like vulva, and my kink preferences are watersports or otherwise vanilla.)

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aradia Megido
  • Self-cest
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

How would a fully realized maid of time use her powers and her situation when she felt like masturbating? Would she create a small time loop for a quickie with herself? Or maybe a longer loop to give her some time to fuck herself silly? Or perhaps she'd find an alternate of herself from another timeline to hop in bed with. In any case I just really love godtier Aradia and her happiness and enthusiasm about everything, and I'd like to see her taking advantage of the fact that she'd know exactly how to best please herself. Anyway, as usual please age her up to 18+, and if haave background characters please don't have Vriska, Amporas, or Makaras. And human-like vulvas are preferred, and watersports would be a great bonus but not required.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Redglare
  • The Handmaid/Redglare
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Both of these ladies had pretty crappy stories on Alternia, huh? So it would be nice to see something happy with them blowing off some steam in bed with each other. It could be a fuckbuddies type of relationship, or something fluffier and more romantic - I'm just imagining that Handy would pop over to Redglare's time and place for some much-needed stress relief. (As usual: Vulvas preferred, watersports would be wonderful but not necessary, and in this case I'd rather the story just be between the two of them and not any other characters).

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

And let's follow up all of these pairing prompts with a threesome between three happy friends! Perhaps some frisky fun in the hot tub - Feferi could put her ability to breathe underwater to good use! I don't have anything specific in mind for how they'd end up together (two of them in a relationship and wanting to invite a friend along? a three-way polyamorous relationship? or just some casual dreambubble sex between bored and horny friends who find each other cute?). Also, if you felt like adding in someone else to the orgy (preferably another girl, and definitely not Vriska / a Makara / an Ampora) that would be cool too. And as always, everyone should be 18+, vulvas are my preferred genitalia, and watersports would be a great addition (no "don't pee in the hot tub" rules here :P).

Requested by: CrossroadsDemon

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Trans Character
  • Trans Dave

Dave and Karkat build a pillow fort. It leads to a lot more than just romcoms and cuddling.

Requested by: CrossroadsDemon

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Karkat Vantas/Equius Zahhak
  • Dom/sub

Karkat learns a few things about himself in the bedroom... and about his matesprit.

Requested by: CrossroadsDemon

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Dom/sub

Terezi and Vriska have mean, passionate black sex somewhere cool.

Requested by: stiction

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose and Kanaya get human married, and proceed to have bomb ass honeymoon sex B)

Requested by: stiction

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam

I love how people write these two as kismeses, needling each other and getting angrier until they're just tearing at each other's clothes and going at it. Porrim in charge would be excellent!

Requested by: stiction

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Underage

I love Jane/Roxy because they remind me of being young and super in love with your best friend, especially what with how much Roxy adores Jane and thinks she's the hottest ever :)

Requested by: stiction

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam/Porrim Maryam
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'd love a fic (post-game happy ending preferred) where Kanaya goes through her first heat of adulthood, and beforehand arranged it so that Porrim would be with her to help her through it, since Rose cannot produce the same pheromones as a troll or pail like one. Rose gets to watch.

(Tagged for noncon because of the necessity aspect, so as to avoid making any fillers uncomfortable, though Kanaya and Porrim consented beforehand)

Requested by: negativecosine

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Fisting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Pale fisting. Someone, in an unambiguously pale setting, fists Karkat. Like. Somehow this is conducive to soothing and calming him. No one is harboring any secret unrequited red feelings at all, it is unambiguously conciliatory and consensual and mutually emotionally satisfying for both parties. Maybe it starts and ends with really sweet tender backrubs and cuddles and shooshing.

Requested by: negativecosine

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rainbow Drinkers
  • Menstruation Kink
  • Any Relationship

I really want to see Kanaya kinking on, interacting with, etc., human menstrual blood in particular. Rose would be the obvious choice, but I'm completely open to seeing Kanaya eating out any human on their period, honestly, as long as both parties are really enthusiastically consenting and into it. A lot of focus on the hurt/comfort aspect of it might be nice, too, since Kanaya's probably used to having to injure people a little bit to get to feed, and this is a nice alternative...

Requested by: negativecosine

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • BDSM Scene
  • Switching

I really want to see Vriska and Terezi kind of mid-scene (in an established relationship, a pre-negotiated scene with limits, though I'll probably buy it if Vriska is constantly pushing up against those limits within the terms of the scene) and Terezi just goes ahead and turns the damn thing upside-down on her and Vriska just kind of... goes with it because it continues being fun. Good kinks: impact play, bondage, knife-play, Terezi putting Vriska in sensory deprivation, some light/playful humiliation play. Bad things: anything actually seriously skirting a non-con line, canon-typical verbal abuse.

Requested by: delusion

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Daddy Kink
  • Underage Sex
  • Dubious Consent
  • Humiliation
  • Angst
  • Incest
  • Parent/Child Incest
  • Cross-Generation Relationship
  • Crossdressing
  • Animal Play
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Hello, you're awesome! :) I am very very easy to please, and not super stringent on specifics, so if your heart goes elsewhere, be free!

Bro/Dave, dark and twisty preferred, but that doesn't mean it needs to be angst/bad end, it's just a troublesome pairing, and I'm not that into fluff! Leaning towards daddy kink/incest kink, more parental unit than brotherly.

crossdressing/animal play/dubious consent/humiliation are just light suggestions, don't feel the need to include if your thoughts carry you elsewhere!

Requested by: delusion

  • John Egbert
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Dad/John Egbert
  • Parent-Child Relationship
  • Incest
  • Daddy Kink
  • Underage Sex
  • Cross-Generation Relationship
  • Crossdressing
  • Yandere
  • Underage

Hello, you're awesome! :) I am very very easy to please, and not super stringent on specifics, so if your heart goes elsewhere, be free!

heavy on the daddy/underage, can be lighter! yandere!john isn't unwelcome either!

Requested by: delusion

  • Bestiality
  • Knotting
  • Dubious Consent
  • Male Homosexuality
  • Come Inflation
  • Oral Sex
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Character

Hello, you're awesome! :) I am very very easy to please, and not super stringent on specifics, so if your heart goes elsewhere, be free!

I don't care a ton for who, but any M/M bestiality would be rad, specifically k9! bec or bec noir is preferred, but i can't list them sdfld so really it's a field day :D

Requested by: delusion

  • Grand Highblood
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Dubious Consent
  • Xenophilia
  • Size Kink
  • Size Difference
  • Knotting
  • Come Inflation
  • Male Homosexuality
  • Sexual Slavery
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Relationship

Hello, you're awesome! :) I am very very easy to please, and not super stringent on specifics, so if your heart goes elsewhere, be free!

GHB going to town on any dude, heavy emphasis on size difference and using them how HE wants them. sexual slavery/come inflation are mere suggestions, not strict requests!

Requested by: Newtavore

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Twin Striders
  • Any Warning

Sollux gets double teamed by Strider twins, because what else would a duality obsessed loser appreciate more. Humanstuck or non-humanstuck, as long as Sol's stuck in the middle of a twin sandwich.

Requested by: Newtavore

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Signless/Kankri Vantas/Karkat Vantas
  • Light Bondage
  • Threesome - M/M/M
  • Spitroasting
  • Any Warning

Karkat and Signless join together to muffle Kankri's incessant gabbing.

Requested by: Newtavore

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Grand Highblood
  • Grand Highblood/The Psiioniic
  • Psionic Bondage
  • Any Warning

Psiionic the tiny dom pins the much larger Grand Highblood down and has his way with him. Preferred established relationship, headcanon that the Grand Highblood stole the Psiioniic from the Battleship Condesension because he was 'shiny', but hell, anything with this ship would just make my day.

Requested by: Saro

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon/Feferi Peixes
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom
  • Consensual
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love these two feisty ladies! I'd be interested in seeing a scenario with Feferi dominating Nepeta, or something similar. Or, in a different direction, maybe something taking place outside or in water? Definitely want consenting, happy interactions between the two! If you're interested, minor blood is alright (e.g. slight scratches or bites) but nothing more graphic than that. Any anatomy is fine.

Requested by: Saro

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Cosplay
  • Costume Kink
  • Consensual
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Nepeta/Terezi rooooleplay! Probably a super common request, oh well! This could easily go many different ways, so if you have a particular thing you want to do, roll with it! I'd be into some sort of cosplay, potentially, or something like clothed sex with stupidly fancy clothes/gowns (pretty ridiculous, sorry!) Minor injuries are alright if it fits the scenario, but nothing that goes too far into gore or graphic violence, please.

Requested by: Saro

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • Consensual
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I would love to see Dave and Karkat as knights in a fantasy setting - I'm a sucker for that kind of thing. Could be court intrigue, could be knights on a quest for something, could be.... whatever! Or not a fantasy setting at all, honestly, I just have a super soft spot for this pair.

Requested by: Saro

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Species Swap
  • Consensual
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Troll Jane and Roxy! Doing stuff. Uhhhh, I really don't have much direction for this beyond that I love this pair and I love seeing people's interpretations of species swaps. Perhaps something involving food? Or sex toys? Or both? Or go in a totally different direction!

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Alpha Dave Strider

Alpha Dave and Beta Dirk both have dominant personalities. Disagreements lead to arguments lead to strifing each other straight into bed. That's a fight too.

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas

John, Dave, and Karkat try to figure out the balance of a poly relationship and their first time together. The fluffier the better. The more spoiled Karkat is the better. I would love to see/read him just overwhelmed by positive attention :)

Requested by: bench

  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket

Kanaya <3 Rose (imagine a spade here, AO3 keeps deleting it) Vriska

If you are writing I would love to see something where the Kanaya/Rose and Rose/Vriska portions of the relationship are pretty well established, but the three of them getting it on at the same time is rather new and strange. If you are drawing, a sexy, confident Rose in between her two confused but turned on lovers would be delightful!

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider

Sollux is the tech guy for famous DJ Dave Strider. Dave chews Sollux out for not setting some specialized piece of equipment up just so. They fuck it out behind a pile of amps.

I would love to see this with troll!Dave if you are feeling up to it!

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Dave Strider

Dave and Bro have been together for a while and decide to make their already-spicy bedroom life even spicier.
The more out there the kink you want to throw in here the better. I think it would be interesting to have them try something and realize that dang, this isn't really for them, but who knows, maybe they love it. You decide!

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Polyamory
  • Fluff
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like to see some domestic fluffy smut. Like "goddamn your day sucked" sex, "huzzah for promotion" sex, or "quick the kids are asleep let's do it."

Humanstuck or any of the two is totally fine.

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Come Inflation
  • BDSM
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

I'd like to see something involving Karkat and lots and lots of troll genetic material, preferably with Domination themes. He can be the filler or the "bucket" in any quadrant with any other person (although if it was with a human he'd have to be topping to get the necessary amount of genetic material)

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • Dirk Strider
  • Bondage
  • Shibari
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

Going off of the "weab-ish Dirk" trope, I wanna see him as a Shibari expert. I'd like to see him tying someone up. It can be his partner for something more sexy, for others as a performance art kind of thing. As long as it's not a cross-generational pairing anything goes!

Requested by: Thingsareswinging

  • Dave Strider
  • Aradia Megido
  • Aradia Megido/Dave Strider
  • Light Bondage
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Flushed.

Dave is never happier than when he's following specific instruction. Aradia is more than happy to provide direction.

(Aradia is determined to be one hundred percent as alive as possible; Dave is totally on board with weird alien genitalia)

Requested by: Thingsareswinging

  • Sollux Captor
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Calignous

Spades is about rivalry, about sharpening yourself on someone so infuriating you can't help but want them. Sollux fits the bill to a tee, at least half the time.

(Roxy's idea of blackfirting is to crack her knuckles and yell 'come have a go if you think you're hard enough'; Sollux just so happens to think he's hard enough)

Requested by: Thingsareswinging

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Public Display of Affection
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Flushed

In the game of Classy Broad Oneupmanship, you win or you lose your composure, and then Rose gets to smirk at you for the rest of the dinner.

(Or, Rose and Kanaya are both incredibly funny, a condition which is only exacerbated once they get together.)

Requested by: Thingsareswinging

  • Sollux Captor
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

In which Sollux Captor has a duality kink, and it turns out Rose Lalonde has an identical twin.

(Dave likes nothing better than trying to fluster Rose's weird alien nerd boyfriend; Rose despairs of her ectosibling's childishness. But, like, in a sexy way.)

Requested by: Nanibgal

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dave Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider
  • Light Dom/sub

Eridan has submissive leanings in that he wants a dom who will give lots of positive reinforcement, call him pretty, make him feel valued and important. But he keeps that to himself, because he expects people to use that against him and manipulate him emotionally or kick him while he's down.

One way or another (a drunken conversation? Sloppy makeouts heating up fast?), Dave figures out what Eridan wants and lets him have it.

Humanstuck or normal species is fine, bonus points for Dave rambling about how good Eridan is while Eridan is on his knees giving Dave head.

Requested by: Nanibgal

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • John Egbert
  • Domestic

Dualscar finds himself in love with a human man, and moves into the Egbert hive with his new matesprit and his matesprit's charge.

Dad Egbert and Orphaner Dualscar have some time to themselves and make the most of it. Bonus points if John sees something he shouldn't have and gets scarred for life.

Requested by: Nanibgal

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa
  • Dom/sub

Dolorosa domming the crap out of those swashbuckling scoundrels. Let's have the Mother of Sorrows bring Mindfang and Dualscar to their knees to worship her.

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Grand Highblood
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Grand Highblood/Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want this shit sweet as malted marshmallow creampuffs. GHB, the huge nasty brute we know and love, has a soft spot for catgirls lingering in his subconscious from his past life and gets super affectionate, super snuggly with our favorite shippurr. I want nuzzling! I want size difference! I want Nepeta lapping up the attention! I want GHB projecting his residual love for Meulin onto Nepeta all the while having no idea where this vile tenderness is coming from.

Big gross old man fucks the most darling girl on the planet. Much fun is had by all. More at 11.

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Pale-Red Vacillation

The boys smoke a ton of nip and discover red attraction for each other.

Requested by: BlackEyedSusan

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Roxy Lalonde/Nepeta Leijon

I'm in love with this pairing lately but I never see anything for it! At least anything that satisfies my nasty mind.

I want to see interspecies lust coming to a boil. I don't like established relationships. I don't like overly saccharine, cutesy girl-on-girl either. I want to see some pure passion hitting an irresistible peak.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Canon Compliant
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

look, Jade has been getting totally shafted in HS lately, and she needs some serious and elaborate appreciation by two sexy, sexy dudes to make up for it. have them fucking RAVISH her. crown her the threesome queen in a knight sandwich. she is the star of the double wang fest, it is her.

I think it would be fun if davekat was already established/they've already accomplished the full sex sometime on the meteor, but this is Jade's very first time. them being gentle/careful to an hilarious extent would be a joy to read.

and this goes for all my prompts as well: I enjoy a good laugh with my porn, so feel free to put as much humor in the fill as you want.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde/Karkat Vantas
  • Xenophilia
  • Uniform Kink
  • Alternate Universe - Science Fiction
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

fyi, you can fill this prompt with Eridan instead of Karkat, if you'd like. I like both! I'd imagine that'd be easier to set up. however, I'd prefer some good ol' rosekat since the pairing is so rare.

so: high science fiction, in the far flung future AU, alternia and humanity are established big-contenders in the universal scheme of things, this probably takes place on a fancy alternian spaceship, etc. your chosen troll-dude is a high-ranking member of the alternian military and is either way too good at his job to cull (Karkat) or is a de-facto noble-blooded general.

Rose, probable earth diplomat and/or affluent alien researcher, sees them at a ritzy party, and somehow woos them into a private room (perhaps through black flirting? or they're both tipsy?) to commence an excellent fucking. strongly preferred they have weird alien genitalia that Rose has never seen in real life before, but is inevitably enthusiastic about.

tagged as uniform kink because, like, please make the dude look FANTASTIC. dressed to the nines, perfectly tailored, keeps clothes on when the fucking happens, uh, hell yeah.

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirty Talk
  • Female Solo
  • Technological Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Roxy has needs and Hal is a pair of glasses. Hal uses his incredible pornographic dirty talk algorithms to spawn the "best" phrases to help Roxy down the path to incredible orgasm while she gets herself off.

no toys please! just Roxy and her hand. preferably while wearing Hal as a pair of sicknasty shades.

(and this is by no means a requirement since I realize this is quite the niche thing, but if you're able to: linux jokes. "hal@autorespond:~$ touch roxy". object oriented sex puns. heavy developer jargon. i would... love you forever.)

Requested by: oxfordRoulette

  • Jade Harley
  • Vriska Serket
  • Jade Harley/Vriska Serket
  • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
  • Magic
  • Tentacle Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

swamp or forest witch Jade Harley catches thief Vriska fleeing through her property, and allows her to hide in her charming witch house. then they have sex, since like, drone season and all.

silly kink request: Jade can control the vines in her house and uses them to fuck Vriska with. consensually, of course.

Requested by: inceptiveAndromeda

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Tentabulges
  • Demonstuck

Not gore/sadstuck preferably. There just isn't enough Jadekat around here, and most of those that exist have Jade being the main instigator. Could we get Karkat being the dominant one/instigator of the situation?

Requested by: inceptiveAndromeda

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde/Kankri Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Tentabulges
  • Demonstuck

Pretty rare pair, it would be nice to see more of it.

Requested by: inceptiveAndromeda

  • Davesprite
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davesprite/Karkat Vantas
  • Xeno
  • Tentabulges

a better Davekat, in my opinion.

Requested by: Metamorphine

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Black Romance
  • Oral Sex
  • Foreplay
  • Aftercare
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Clothing Kink
  • Any Warning

Black romance can just be a black fuck if you'd rather they were vacillating or just roleplaying. A clothing fetish, specifically for lingerie or dresses, on either part would be superb. I'm not picky on how you want to portray alien genitalia, though both parties having a vagina-like piece would be lovely. I am more into the slow build up and happy afterglow than the hard and heavy race to the finish. And I just love dialogue between Rose and Kanaya-- rather it be snarky remarks, demands/ Dom instructions, or jabs afterwards.

Requested by: Metamorphine

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Tavrisprite
  • Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket
  • Masturbation
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Self-Discovery
  • Any Warning

Tavrisprite exploring their sprite body and finding the good things about having two knowledge banks in order to get past the horror about not being themselves. Sprites having genetalia is up to you, though it could be sexy if you worked out an orgasm without even needing to fondle sex organs.

Requested by: Metamorphine

  • Jade Harley
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Xeno
  • Toys
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Pegging
  • Any Warning

I love the idea of princess Feferi in a troll ruled Alternia where humans are lesser. So Jade is her servant who also happens to be really curious about troll biology! For science!!! Cue a peeping tom who gets invited in to join and two aliens exploring how different they are, i.e.- Jade with body hair and Feferi smooth. And wow, what's that between your legs?? I'm okay with whatever headcanons you have about alien biology as long as it's Alien. {Tentabulges with nooks is a good fall back if you're not sure.}

This is really specific, so feel free to go off script from what I've put.

Requested by: glowcloudy

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Alpha Dave Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Awkward Sexual Situations

Dave has a vision. Bro has a camera. Together they set out to film some epic porn.
Ok, I marked Bro/Alpha Dave as a relationship but feel free to mix any number of characters into it. Or it can be just the two of them. Any character is good, any body/gender/sexuality headcanon is good.
Dave the famous Hollywood director is fine, but I also like au's where everything is super amateur and improvised and nobody knows what they're doing.
(brothers or unrelated Striders au, whatever works for you)

Requested by: glowcloudy

  • John Egbert
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/John Egbert
  • Dirk Strider
  • Black Romance
  • Power Play

Asshole Bro and asshole John are on each other's throat all the time. Tell me about their human blackrom.
17+ John, please.
(OR you can replace John with Dirk or Alpha Dave, both brodirk ang guardiancest work for me :3)
(okay I said human blackrom BUT if you want to make it trollstuck please do, I love trollstuck)

Requested by: glowcloudy

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Davesprite
  • Dirk Strider
  • Bro/Davesprite
  • Exploration
  • Sensuality
  • Fluff

(I couldn't put more than one pairing in tags, but it's either Bro/Davesprite or Dirk/Davesprite)
I like to headcanon Davesprite not having any sexual organs as a result of merging with a sprite. He probably never told anyone about it, until he and Bro were in the middle of an advanced makeout session and suddenly it became relevant. So what I would like is see Bro determinded to make Davesprite feel good and make it a fulfilling experience for both of them.

Requested by: glowcloudy

  • Dirk Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Other(s)
  • Xeno
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Exploration
  • Alien Biology

What I would like is to see a human/troll sex, and please make it as awkward and weird as possible. Bizzare anatomy? Weird habits? Incompatible junk? Hell yeah, throw it all at me! I would love either Dirk (with Karkat, Sollux, Equius, Nepeta or Meenah) or Roxy (with any troll girl).

Requested by: glowcloudy

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • Sex Is Fun
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • First Time

Both Roxy and Jade spent most of their life alone, but it's not like they didn't have the internet to learn about sex - and when they wind up together they both have a long list of things they want to try out.

Requested by: urbanMystic

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Other(s)
  • Rose Lalonde/Feferi Peixes
  • Tentacles
  • Ritual Sex
  • Dubious Consent
  • Any Warning

A RoseFef prompt, to me, always means Horrorterrors! I would like to see something play out between the two of them in the dreambubbles. Maybe a doomed!Rose and a Doomed!Feferi start travelling the bubbles together? Maybe they fall in love a little bit?

In any case, its drone season, so the focus should be on sex. Horrorterrors mean tentacle sex, obviously. Does someone go grimdark during makeouts? Are the two ladies communing with the gods in the old ways? Consenting ladies would be great, but obviously with the Noble Circle consent is always a fuzzy thing.

Final Note: Don't be afraid to make it messy. I love slime. Feel free to include trans headcanons if you have them. All body types, ethnicities, and races welcome.

Requested by: urbanMystic

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Incest
  • Post-Sburb
  • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
  • Cohabitation
  • Dirty Talk
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The game is over, the day is won, and the world has been reset to an amalgam of Earth and Alternia. The Lalondes are trying to live together again. The trope I'm hoping for is so bad, I know, but I really wanna see that "we were trying not to acknowledge the sexual tension and whoops now im slamming you into a wall" scene.

You can give me the play-by-play sex scene, you can just give me the build up and end where the sex starts, or you can do some kinda generalized artsy description of the sex to focus on their interaction. Or you could draw the hawt makeouts. That much is up to you.

But! I have an important headcanon that Rose is a huge kinkster and Roxy is very willing to oblige, so Rose asking for kinky things during sex would be a huge bonus! Also please avoid drunk Lalondes. I know alcoholics in recovery slip sometimes, but that's not sexy to me.

Feel free to include trans headcanons if you have them. All body types, ethnicities, and races welcome.

Requested by: urbanMystic

  • Damara Megido
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Damara Megido
  • Dirty Talk
  • Marijuana
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Any Warning

It's quickly becoming my favorite crackship. I love the idea that Porrim would be polite and understanding enough to learn East Beforan to talk to Damara. I like the idea that Damara could finally call Porrim out on her desire to mother Kankri, who obviously doesn't want it.

For Damara, please use [ brackets for East Beforan ] the same way you would use "quotes for English". You can include the Google translate Japanese if you want, but please don't make me translate line by line. I also have a headcanon that Damara's English is perfect, but she has a heavy accent. She only pretends to be horrible at English so rude people will stop trying to talk to her. Bonus Points if you take her out of the schoolgirl outfit and into something that's still confrontational. (Ex. "Not your Waifu" Tshirt, "White Tears" Mug, "Troll Franny Choi" patch, "Rustblood Peril" Jacket)

Porrim is canonically a tumblr feminist and fashion blogger, so I feel her character needs less explaining.

For the sex, let it be relaxing and straightforward. If you don't have any kinks of your own that you want to include, the two of them getting high together and exchanging handjobs while listening to nice music would be super great. But do feel free to include your own kinks. I love getting introduced to new things, and i feel like coming out about a kink to your moirail and trying it with them for the first time would make a sweet, sexy scene.

Feel free to include trans headcanons if you have them. All body types, ethnicities, and races welcome.

Requested by: maidofmindliness

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So in my mind, here's how Terezi/John/Karkat happens:
Karkat is only austispicing between the two at first because Terezi riles John up and up and up and he’s a fucking realized heir of breath so you know it gets a bit unstable

But then both John and Terezi start wax red for him which is disastrous so theres a period where Karkat breaks up with both of them because therein lies bad news

But then they are all so miserable that Terezi and John team up on project “Win Back Karkat Vantas”

And in the process they also sorta tone down the blackrom? Because they are working together and realize a lot of the things they had in contention were things that bonded them

So they end up black and pale vacillating with a loving Karkat sandwhich and it isnt always perfect but they all balance each other out now and yes

Anything in that timeline of events would be awesome, if anything there inspires you! If not, I would love it if it's when John and Terezi are implementing Project (Seduce) Win Karkat back. Just to clarify, the dynamic would be redrom Terezi/Karkat and John/Karkat, blackrom Terezi/John. Bulges and nooks pls and thanks <3 <3

Requested by: maidofmindliness

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Bondage
  • Black-Red Vacillation
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Sollux and Dave gettin it onnnn. They both like sensory deprivation/control and being in charge, so they have an understanding and take turns. This time, it's Dave's turn to be tied up and blindfolded, and Sollux does not go easy on him. Please no pain elements (spanking/painplay), but I love teasing and frustration. Frustrated and overwhelmed Dave is sort of the best.

Be realistic about butt penetration, though? Like lots of lube, it takes time to adjust, etc. Not just boop there it is.

Sollux has a bulge and a nook, por favor. (or, bulges ;])

Requested by: maidofmindliness

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

GIMME THE FEMALE LOVIN

It's hard being an all-knowing Seer of Light, it's hard and nobody understands--so it's nice to have someone else be in charge for a while.

Longterm relationship, I want the trust and the love to be overwhelming, while Kanaya tops Rose. Kanaya has a bulge and nook, foreplay is a must. (Facesitting, anyone?) Kanaya is gentle but intense and precise. Biting and breathplay, please.

Requested by: Procrastilove

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Relationship

I've read the start of an amazing fic with laughsassin spades slick and Karkat as slowly developing moirails. I'd really love a fic showing the age/experience difference with spades clumsily trying to do shit for Karkat while still managing to be the lovable stab happy mobster we know and love!

Requested by: Procrastilove

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

So I figure Kankri's dislike and jealousy of Mituna is pretty clear in canon, but what if Sollux ever picked up on it? This guy is basically all the worst parts of Karkat and none of the redeeming qualities, but maybe he can irritate him enough into being a close enough approximation with Karkat busy with his new friends...

Requested by: Procrastilove

  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Any Relationship

John looks so much like Jake that Dirk is hard pressed not to notice. It's been a couple years since the end of the game and things have changed. They've all grown up a bit and came out of their experiences more open minded. Dirk feels ready to pursue another relationship, and who better to try for than the only guy who seems oblivious to any attempts at manipulation? It makes him feel frustrated to know the only tactics he has are useless with him, but it's also something of a relief.

Requested by: cricket_aria

  • Aradia Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak

Toppy Aradia, exasperated by Equius' continued relationships with her bot-selves, sets out to show him how much BETTER things are with actual flesh-and-blood her than with her cold dead selves. I really like god tier Aradia being a sensation-junkie, just wild about being able to feel, and sex feels so good, being alive is just the awesomest thing!
Bonus points if the Aradia-bots get involved (I mean, not necessarily INVOLVED involved, though if you want to that would be cool too!) to point out that they have their own volition, they would not be keeping things up with Equius if they didn't want it, and it's really not on for her to try to dictate their relationship just because she doesn't like who she was when she was them.
I should say I am not a fan of trolls-have-both or tentabulge fanons, I just prefer that if the aim is bizarre alien biology that it be more alien than that and otherwise just to stick to what's familiar.

Requested by: cricket_aria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Xeno

Rose and Kanaya go into their relationship thinking, okay, their bodies look pretty much the same with their clothes on, things are surely more or less the same with them off, right? Only to discover their first time in bed together that, nope! Their genitalia are way different, their erogenous zones are different, maybe the type of pressure to those erogenous zones that feels best is different.
I'd like to see the two of them facing that, and making it work anyway. Talking to each other about what feels good, working out how to make each other feel good with bodies that don't quite match, maybe even showing each other sensitive spot they didn't even realize they had when they aim for a sensitive spot they expect to be there and it turns out it translates across both species without the other having even known about it.
Also, feel free to play around with Kanaya's stomach-hole or pretend it doesn't exist, whichever you prefer.
I should say I am not a fan of trolls-have-both or tentabulge fanons, I just prefer that if the aim is bizarre alien biology that it be more alien than that. (Sorry to repeat myself, it's just so when requests are posted and people see them separately the note'll be on all troll-stuff.)

Requested by: cricket_aria

  • Jade Harley
  • Davesprite
  • Davesprite/Jade Harley

Let's talk about Namco High for just a second! If you never played it, part of Davesprite's storyline is that he's aware of the alternate timelines that come from going back and replaying the game to romance different characters, and that his relationship will get unmade the next go-around.
So, going from that let's say that canon Davesprite is fully aware during his relationship with Jade that the 'John vanishes' timeline is coming where they'll never get together at all. As a result he veers between being weirdly put-offish knowing that no matter what he does the relationship is doomed (plus his massive issues with not being the real Dave and thus not good enough), and being desperately clingy in bed, trying to make things as good as he possibly can for her when at least pleasure's one thing he can give her and it'll be good memories he can hold onto when it's all gone. It's up to you whether you go all the way to the end with him breaking up with her because he thinks its for her own good or not.
Bonus points if they find each other in Dreambubbles after that timeline ends and get a chance to get some closure with each other. Because poor Jade really needs some. Or even start over, if he eventually gets honest with his issues and she's willing to go 'You are a stupid, stupid, birdboy, but I'm willing to try again if you're willing to TALK about this type of thing instead of just break up with me because you think it's for my own good!'

Requested by: cricket_aria

  • Dave Strider
  • Other(s)
  • Dave Strider/WV

Yeah, I totally want some Dave/Mr. Mayor smut. (Dave/Karkat/Mayor in the new timeline would also work if you'd prefer).
But I'd like something where WV takes the initiative, not necessarily in a toppy way but showing that, yeah, he's a sweet funny chessguy but he's also someone who's been through a HELL of a lot and underneath the cute silliness he's someone who's mature enough that he can want a relationship beyond being smothered in platonic adoration. Though there can still be tons of cuteness and adoration. :-)
If it makes it easier for you feel free to make use of the fact that we know he knows how to write to make it easier to show him communicating with Dave.

Requested by: cricket_aria

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Relationship

Roxy, in the course of sobering up, uses sex or masturbation to keep her mind off how much she wants a drink. Absolutely up to you who, if anyone, she sleeps with, whether it's the other kids/sprites/chesspeople in her session, or anyone else you could want via dreambubbles. Or she could just stick her hand down her skirt and think of Jane's dad and that'd be cool too! Looking down the character list I can't think of anyone who'd I'd mind seeing her with, and multiple hook-ups or more than one person at a time would also be fine by me.
I would rather she didn't feel guilty or bad about herself or anything about doing this, or, like, that she gets addicted to sex and just ends up trading one addiction for another. To her I'd like it to just be pretty straightforward 'Kicking alcohol is REALLY HARD, orgasms can draw attention away from it for a little while, let's find someone fun who's open to it and have a good time with them!'
Feel free to have her explore kinks with her partner(s) too! I'd be interested in seeing her find out both what works for her and what doesn't; like maybe she tries them and finds out she doesn't like being tied down or blindfolded because she comes from bad dystopia future and not being able to fight/flee if needed sets off too many alarms but she surprises herself by being into breath or knifeplay because being able to trust someone that much is a huge turn-on. The only kinks I'd ask you avoid are anything involving bodily waste, I've just got a stupidly weak stomach about food coming back up or going out.

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This is my (flushed) otp, so honestly, anything you do with this ship will rock my socks right off! I am having some trouble coming up with a specific prompt, actually. All I really ask is that they stay trolls (no humanstuck please), know each other (AUs are fine, as long as they still have history together), and that they have a nook/bulge combo type anatomy.

If you need a prompt to get you going, though, how about this: Karkat has a very sexy dream in which he and Eridan are engaging in something right kinky, and subsequently really wants to try it out with him, to the point he can't stop thinking about it. He doesn't say anything to Eridan about it because he's afraid of what he might think, but Eridan can tell he's got something on his mind... eventually he gets it out of Karkat, and it turns out Eridan's willing to try it! So they do, and it's awkward at first but ends up being really hot.

For kinks, these are my favorites:
* Omorashi, especially clothed, and especially if Eridan is the one losing control and wetting himself. I like seeing Eridan stripped of his pride, a crying, desperate, and needy mess. What I like about omorashi is the slowly building pressure, the desperation that follows, and then the rush of relief and subsequent humiliation, though I really don't want the other participant actively humiliating the one who loses control; I'd rather they coax them on (preferably while both of them get ever more turned on as the pressure builds). I really like there to be comforting involved in the aftermath, reassurance that the wetting was okay, really sexy even--aftercare, basically. I understand if this isn't a kink you're willing to explore, though, so on to others I like!

* Nookworms. Alien sex toys. Very organic alien sex toys. Alien sex toys that maybe secrete an aphrodisiac and drive the user completely out of their minds with lust until they're a desperate mess. (If you are sensing desperation, neediness, and messiness as overarching kinks of mine, you would be oh so correct.) Actually it doesn't even have to be a nookworm if you want to come up with some other kind of toy; any kind of alien sex toys that turn the user into a crying, shaking, blissed-out, fluid-covered mess would be AWESOME.

* Gillplay. Gills are interesting! I imagine they'd be really sensitive, and really fun for a partner to play with and explore. I'm imagining a couple of scenarios here... One, Karkat the non-gilled is fascinated with Eridan's gills and doesn't know what he's doing, but has noticed that touching his gills gets Eridan really hot, so Karkat wants to see how worke up he can get him just by touching and playing with his gills alone. Or two, gill!Kat is a thing and Eridan is surprised by it and they both know the very BEST ways to play with each others' gills. Painplay could be a thing. Breathplay could be a thing. I am fascinated by how much trust would be needed between them in any scenario. If you incorporate pain or breathplay into the gillplay, aftercare would make me so so happy! And if you think of a different scenario in which to incorporate gillplay, have at it! Just... GILLPLAY. YES.

Those are my faves, but feel free to incorporate a different kink or kinks if those don't catch your interest! With the exception of guro, vore, noncon, underage participants, and scat, I will enjoy just about anything.

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Recent updates have given me a desire to see Dave get wrecked by both his own hot mom and John's hot mom. It's not so much the mommy kink that gets me, actually. I just really want to see a situation where Roxy and Jane lead Dave into discovering how to make them feel good, and in which they team up to completely overwhelm him with bliss. Awkward sex is awesome! Above all, they should all be having a LOT of fun with this, even if it takes Dave a while to loosen up and relax into it--Roxy's a fun-loving lady, Jane is wisegal too, and Dave ought to be having the time of his life with them. Picture Dave being utterly awkward and hilariously spewing out everything he's thinking as Roxy and Jane happily take him to pieces, with both of them reassuring him that he's absolutely adorable and that that's a compliment, and that he's a good boy and is doing so well, and that he can cry if he needs to, they won't judge him (praise kink? PRAISE KINK.). Actually, I'd really love to see Jane getting a bit flustered, too, at Dave's attention and how hot he thinks she is. Any body types are fine, but I'd love you forever if Jane had a body type like mine--short, fat, soft and round, with lil tiddies (and Dave and Roxy think she's a fucking goddess, aaaah!). And POC headcanons are also awesome! For additional kinks, femdom would be great. PEGGING would be excellent. Fingering, breast sucking, titty fucking, and going down like nobody's business would all be wonderful. I'm sorry this prompt is kind of a mess! Just go wild with it! If you have fun with it, I will too!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This prompt is pretty specifically for non-penetrative sex/Kankri with an impenetrable nook.

What if Kankri is celibate because his nook can't be penetrated, and he doesn't want that 'defect' exposed? Maybe it'd be considered a physical limitation to be culled for on Beforus, and he doesn't want potential partners to pity him for it or treat him differently because of it. So he vows celibacy, just to avoid ever having to deal with that particular issue. But eventually, to his dismay, Kankri finds someone he is so very flushed for, and the feeling is mutual. After a lot of deliberation he decides to try for a relationship. He and his new partner (anyone you want, really; I am not picky here!) agree to take things slowly, but even so, things go faster than he is quite ready for. Every time things get heavy, he freezes up and things don't go any further. Finally Kankri gets so frustrated with himself, he thinks that maybe if he just pushes through the pain of penetration and endures it, it'll be fine. The next time they're making out, he suggests they try The Full Sex again. It's really awkward! And still doesn't work once his parter goes for his nook! The slightest pressure at his nook just hurts SO MUCH, but Kankri doesn't say anything, trying to just endure it all. His partner realizes they're hurting Kankri and stops, concerned like any good matesprit or decent person would be. Kankri is mortified, humiliated, hating his own limitations and the fact that he can't make this work. It takes a lot of coaxing, but his partner comforts him enough to get Kankri to finally confide that it's not that he doesn't want to have sex, it's that his nook just can't be penetrated. And his partner is so relieved that's all it is, and assures him it's not nearly as big a problem as Kankri has made it in his head! They don't have to ever have penetrative sex; there's lots of ways to have sex that don't involve penetration; nook sex isn't all the sex there is. And then his partner shows Kankri how great nonpenetrative sex is. ;u; Bulge and nook combo anatomy, please! I would appreciate if you keep Kankri a troll (and any other troll, if you choose one for his partner), though if you want to pair him with a human that'd be cool! Any kind of non-penetrative sex you want to play with is awesome here: frotting, nook licking/bulge sucking, hot dogging, titty fucking, scissoring, etc.

Requested by: placentalmammal

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Anal Sex
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Blissful, affectionate anal sex with Roxy on the receiving end, please! Looking for something gentle and loving with any troll partner(s). I'm not picky about the troll(s) involved, but I included a few suggestions. AU or canon is fine, as long as it’s consensual and everyone involved is at least 17 or 18. Kinky as you please, but no bathroom stuff. No preference for troll genital headcanons!

Requested by: placentalmammal

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Hate Sex
  • Black Romance
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Xeno
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Realistic

I absolutely adore John/Terezi blackrom! I love their dynamic, and I'm looking for something, fun, flirty, and light in tone (both of these kids deserve some light-hearted nookie, yeesh). I like them competitive but playful, with lots of banter, teasing, and trash talk even when (especially when) the clothes come off. Please keep them on equal footing (please, no hardcore dom/sub stuff or vast gulfs in terms of sexual experience), and no underage, non-consensual, or toilet stuff, please and thank you!

Requested by: placentalmammal

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Threesome - F/F/F
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Sex Toys
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kanaya and two (or more!) ladies. I'd like to see Kanaya let her hair down, so to speak, and become the center of attention in a rockin' threesome (or foursome or moresome). All the ladies, competing for her favor, fucking her until she's an overstimulated, gibbering pile of mush. Sex toys and orgasm denial are a must, but feel free to incorporate more kinks! I just want Kanaya to get it and get it good. Please, no non- or dub-con, no underage, and no bathroom stuff.

Requested by: placentalmammal

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Angst
  • Sibling Incest
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I really love Rose and Dave's dynamic, and this is a guilty pleasure ship. It's hard for me to imagine it as anything but fucked-up and tragic, so I'd like to keep that angle. Canon or AU, it's all good. Are Dave and Rose the only people left in a Doomed Timeline? Do Alpha Dave and Alpha Rose hook up in the washroom at one of their fancy rich person parties? Is it a Edwardian-Era AU replete with dropped gloves, summers at the manse, and a single, tearful night of forbidden passion on the eve of his return to Cambridge and her wedding? (Also, if you go with the latter, can the fiancee be John? That tickles me, for some reason.)

Basically, give the Rose/Daves, and give me aaaaaangst.

Requested by: Hero_Thief

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • BDSM
  • Sex Toys
  • Aftercare
  • Praise Kink
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Anal Sex
  • Come Inflation
  • Overstimulation
  • Double Penetration
  • Spanking

John should be the main dom of the scene and Dave as the main sub with Karkat being submissive to John but dominate over Dave (probably still does whatever John orders him to do to Dave but can get creative)

I'm gonna be honest, orifices being penetrated by dicks/bulges just doesn't appeal to me as much anymore, its gotta be an inanimate object going in for the main part although a dick/bulge should be inserted to ejaculate inside. I tagged come inflation but it doesn't have to be extreme I just wanted "come holding" but it wasn't a tag so you can go extreme or not. One of the focuses however should be Dave and/or Karkat having to wear some kind of buttplug/dildo to keep come in or being held in a position where it cant leak out. Some xeno headcanons have nooks having a special pouch in them to hold genetic material and that would just be great if you added that to Karkat.

Aftercare should be as intense as the scene, its REALLY important for me! I love the cleanup and all partners reassuring each other it was good and maybe talking about what they really liked vs what they didn't.

Requested by: Hero_Thief

  • John Egbert
  • Davesprite
  • Davesprite/John Egbert
  • Egg Laying
  • Oviposition
  • Cloaca
  • BDSM
  • Aftercare
  • Overstimulation
  • Wing Kink

Davesprite is such a subby sub and John is the best dom so Davesprite decides to trust him with his little secret that he lays eggs occasionally. It's hella embarrassing but also feels really good and John totally takes advantage of it but in a good way. His wings should be sensitive as well, possibly molting and they just feel really good to be groomed which is only a little bit of stimulation that just sends him over the edge.

Davesprite can be in sprite form or human-ish. Needs to have wings and a cloaca either way, not having a dick is preferable.

Aftercare should be as intense as the scene, its REALLY important for me! I love the cleanup and both partners reassuring each other it was good and maybe talking about what they really liked vs what they didn't. Eggs should not be fertilized in anyway and should be duds if it needs to be brought up.

Requested by: Hero_Thief

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Bro/The Psiioniic
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Scars
  • Body Worship
  • Xeno

Whether its a post-game-everybody-lives au or what, point is Bro is alive and the Psiioniic is not only alive but also no longer a helmsmen. They meet for whatever convenient reason and become friends. They're both recovering from past trauma (Psii from being a battery for 1000 years [and being at HIC's mercy all that time if you wanna go there], bro from dying or whatever you want, canon or not). They both bond over this and when things get intimate they both appreciate the other's scars. Bros are from combat and training and stupid shit. Most the Psii's are from being in the helm but a few are probably from before.

Any other kink not specified that's not an archive warning is ok. Seriously. Also I just tagged "xeno" instead of "bulges and nooks" b/c if you've got some other fun headcanon I'd love to see it.

Requested by: Hero_Thief

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Petstuck
  • Feral Behavior
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Shota
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Underage

Should probably take place in a world where trolls were pets until maybe a generation or two ago but are now seen as people (and have been getting along pretty good, I don't want too much sad on that front).

However there's still the problem of feral trolls. Dirk takes in a stray to foster and teach them how to be a person. Unfortunately that stray is a feral Karkat, who's a lot younger than Dirk and pretty hostile (he can also have whatever angsty backstory you like if you are so inclined). Dirk is literally the only person who can look after him and so they have to make do with each other and eventually they warm up to each other. Which is just in time for Karkat's first heat!

Dirk is mostly freaking out because he doesn't want to take advantage of someone as young and inexperienced as Karkat but Karkat is just begging for it and he can't say no.

Requested by: lurknomoar

  • Aradia Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom
  • Begging
  • Humiliation
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I want to see Equius Zahhak reduced to a crying, sweating, begging mess, and I want Aradia to be the one to do it. Specifics don't matter as long as he's desperate. Can be humanstuck or trolls, as you wish.

Requested by: lurknomoar

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Latula and Mituna are so adorable together! I just want to see happy, giggly, loving sex. Any kink is fine as long as they are both very obviously into it.

Requested by: lurknomoar

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Food Kink
  • Kissing
  • Flirting
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Ladies get kissed and groped, baking supplies get terribly misused. :)

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/The Psiioniic
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • May/December Relationship
  • Daddy Kink
  • Moirails With Pails

Rose and The Psiioniic, rails with pails. Perhaps both of them resistant at first for whatever reasons. I can see him tugging her out of a grimdark decent, and her helping him with flashbacks/day terrors about being a helmsman for all those years. Also he is way older than her, so a bit of daddy or just care taking vibe from him and a bit of bratting off from her might be fun.

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Vriska Serket
  • Spinneret Mindfang/Vriska Serket
  • Dubious Consent
  • Bondage
  • Crying
  • BDSM
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Mindfang somehow finds out about Vriska through time shenanigans or dreambubble ghost stuff or whatever, and hunts her down. She is mightily offended that her descendant is using her name and imitating her, and it makes her hate her. Being Mindfang, she just takes what she wants. This involves a bit of bondage and being rough enough to draw tears. Vriska, on her end, finds that her ancestor is not what she expected, causing her to return the black feelings... as if she had a choice.

Requested by: Nezumimurasaki

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sex Pollen
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Gangbang
  • Fuck Or Die
  • Group Sex

Just the idea of a character going into a heat (either natural to their biology or sex pollen induced) that makes them need the sexual attentions of others despite themselves. Enter in other characters to help them out. I'm not picky on who it is or how it goes down. Just have fun! I listed some of my favorite characters, but feel free to use who you want!

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Polyamory
  • Sex Games
  • Light Bondage
  • Blindfolds

I don't remember where I got this from, but essentially the idea is that the 'victim' is tied down and blindfolded and has to guess who is touching them at that particular moment.

So with this particular trio, I would like Karkat as the one guessing. Make him limeblood warm/cool so Sollux will feel warmish and Terezi will feel cooler. It'll be easy at first, but as he gets more aroused, it becomes harder to tell who is who, until he just gives up guessing and begs for more. A little bit of aftercare/fluff/snuggling would be nice as well.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Egg Laying
  • Inflation

I'm reusing one of my prompts from last year because I would really like to see this done.

The idea is that trolls were once an egg laying species until evolution eventually fobbed the egg creation and laying off on the Mothergrubs. The equipment and internal mechanisms for egg laying were then shifted to combining material and then expelling it to be given to the mothergrubs. However, with the right push, a troll's body can be tricked back into long term retention of material/objects. Kinky couples have realized this and there is a subculture of trolls into simulated egg laying. The troll carrying has to deal with all of the physical and emotional ramifications of carrying a belly full of fake eggs that come pretty close to simulating the real thing.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Femdom
  • Bondage and Discipline
  • Prostate Milking
  • Any Character

I marked any for the characters because I'm more focused on the scenario rather than the pairing, however, my idea couple for this would be Equara. Heck, you can even do two dommes if you want. If troll characters, I would prefer humanstuck.

I would love to see the typical 'tough guy' being dominated by one or two ladies, willingly accept their authority and whatever cruelties they come up with, which in this case would be tying him down, disciplining him, and milking his prostate. Some humiliation and degrading would be nice as well.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Shibari
  • Rope Bondage
  • Vibrators
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial

So Terezi clearly has a thing with rope, and I can see her being either into the troll version of shibari or finding it out through one of Dave's long rants and ends up learning everything she can about it. Your choice in her victim, but whoever it is, she gets them tied up nice and tight, maybe even suspended, vibrators in strategic places and just lets them squirm/suffer until they're a hot mess and willing to do anything to come

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Aradia Megido
  • Time Travel

Some caves near Aradia's hive go really deep, and when you go through, it takes you to another world. (Maybe Dave is up by Rose's house visiting and there's some caves there. Maybe the Alternian caves actually connect to doors in Dave's apartment building. IDK.) And, here's the thing: they connect out of order, which means Dave and Aradia meet out of order. Let them have a lot of time getting to know each other, making some mistakes along the way, and some happy sex where Dave's first time isn't Aradia's or vice versa. Let Dave have a thing for the cute alien girl. Give them a happy ending, too, please.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Sedoretu

http://fanlore.org/wiki/Sedoretu
In Le Guin's stories, they had Morning and Evening; these map neatly onto Prospit and Derse. This means John/Dave and John/Rose and Dave/Jade and Jade/Rose (but no John/Jade or Dave/Rose).

I'd like to start with the happy foursome's wedding day, and see some things both leading up to it and following on from it. I want some really sweet romantic sex as long-term friends become sexual partners.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Mind Meld

Maybe it's Seer powers, maybe it's psychic powers, maybe it's being so incredibly smart you can predict the other girl. Anyway, Rose and Terezi are in each other's heads and this leads to some interesting sex. I'm thinking maybe one of them starts masturbating and the other one stops by and things get even more heated.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Gender or Sex Swap
  • Genderfluid Character

What I'd like to see here is Dave suddenly becoming a girl (magic? weird game mechanics?) and seeing how this changes up Dave's relationship with Rose. Dave's somewhat genderfluid so ve's actually pretty okay with the change, and Dave's always been good at putting up a front (as is Rose, but differently). I'd love to see the fronts Dave and Rose put up and their true feelings, and some sexy sex.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Dave Strider
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Dave Strider
  • Pulp Science Fiction
  • Alien Sex

You know sci-fi pulp novels from the '50s or before? Where the scientist astronaut goes to an undiscovered planet and finds like, Amazonian warrior women and everything us cheesy and the science is bad? I want that. Only with canon dork Dave and goofy badass Nepeta. And sex of course. Preferably alien biology. That can mean bulge/nook, or anything you want. Dave is more than welcome to take or give when it comes to sex.

One thing I don't want, if you're familiar with the genre, is sexist or misogynist overtones. I just want bad science and xenophobia/philia and awkwardness.

In terms of appearance headcanon, I'm pretty open. Little powerhouse Nepeta? Big buff catnip puff? Scrawny nerd Dave? Toned swordsman? Go wild.

Sex things I like for this pairing: Sex. Roughhousing (like wrestling around), Nepeta in charge, Dave getting picked up, alien weirdness.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Damara Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Damara Megido
  • Mistaken Identity

What I want here is Sollux running into Damara and thinking she's Aradia. But she's not. Hilarity and sexy time ensues. It's a pretty simple premise.

But here is the thing. Sollux is not cheating on Aradia. Either they're not together anymore (preferably a nice mutual break if so), or they're in an open relationship (because what happens in dreambubbles stays in dreambubbles maybe).

They can be trolls. They can be humans. It can be dreambubbles. A weird AU. I don't care. Go wild. BUT...

Please do not make Damara sex-obsessed and promiscuous. I like Damara to be all talk and actually pretty inexperienced. Also, despite starting out as mistaken identity, they better know who each other is by the time sex starts. Also please don't make me go on Google Translate to figure out what Damara is aaying.

Sex things I like for this pairing: Biting, light scratching, lots of kissing and mouth activity in general, lots of dirty talk, clothes staying on, groping.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • Public Sex

Damara and Meulin are in anime club. The anime sucks. They fool around instead. That's basically it. Do they mess around in the back of the dark room? Sneak off to a closet? Run off go a dorm? Up to you. Though trying to keep quiet in a public space sure is a fun kink! Especially with Meulin lacking volume control in canon.

Same Damara rules as above apply here. No Google Translate. Mostly all talk.

In terms of appearance I'm open to anything, though I do love a pudgy Meulin if that counts for anything.

Sex things I like for this pairing: Public/semi-public sex. Making out. A lot of touching. Cute or sexy underwear. Groping. Oral. Gags (to quiet Meulin).

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Jade Harley
  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Jade Harley/Mom
  • Lab Sex
  • Age Difference

I love this pairing. I love Jade having weird mom feelings that conflict with having a thing for this hot older woman. What I want here is Jade either in college or grad school or fresh out of it, getting an internship or assistant job at a lab, and lo and behold, it's Rose's mom.

I love Jade/Rose, by the way. So if they used to be a thing, great. If they still are a thing and have an open relationship, great. NO CHEATING ALLOWED. I'd rather no Rose than cheating. I would love to see Rose dealing with this relationship though.

I am eager for any race or bodytype you want to give anyone.

My only big no is no alcoholism problem for Mom. And no cheating.

In terms of sex, I love workplace sex. Labcoats, on the table, messing up equipment. Oral sex would be amazing. Lots of affection.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Porrim Maryam

This is the wildcard. I just want Jane and Porrim. The rest is up to you. Trolls? Humans? Dreambubbles? Bookstore AU? Locker room sex after feminist underground fight club? Private detective and femme fatale posing as someone needing a private detective? Want to include more ladies and make it an orgy? In a dorm room where Jane gets back from fall break a day early? Or on a spaceship?

Just go wild.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Xenophilia
  • Any Warning

Karkat fawning over how cute his alien boyfriend is. Stuff like his blunt, flat teeth, his unsharpened nails, the way he can't even properly growl or snarl, etc (think of as many differences as you reasonably can please, and don't be too afraid to use headcanons!). Karkat knows that Dave has been trained to be dangerous in a fight, but the way that he's so vulnerable biologically speaking is adorable to him. And Dave really is so unbelievably trusting (for Alternian troll standards).

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Any Warning

The most popular mass fandom headcanon for the troll bulge: a writhing, prehensile thing that grows thicker the closer to the base you get that unsheathes when the troll is horny enough. Just IMAGINE how that's got to feel when you've got it up in your human vagina. I want Rose to ride Kanaya's bulge, and go absolutely happily nuts with pleasure, I'm talking screams of pleasure here, writhing and moaning galore. She just loses at it. And perhaps Kanaya enjoys watching Rose lose her composure so much ;)

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • Fluff
  • Any Warning

I want for them to be absolutely corny, lovey dovey, cutesy wutesy, heads over heels for each other. Pet names, handholding, maybe show them attending or planning or coming home from an adorable date together. I want it to be fun, and maybe lighthearted as well.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Usually authors go for having the human male penetrate the troll's nook or something else and leave it at that, seeing as there is a rather reasonable headcanon that doing it up the wastechute is rather unorthodox considering that the trolls have other options (nooks for everyone!). And I like that headcanon, because that just makes it kinkier ;). Imagine John fucking Terezi up the ass who finds herself really enjoying it despite her initial misgivings/protests. Or perhaps Terezi fucking a reluctant John up the ass, who gets really into it.

Requested by: Fishadee

  • Dave Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Smuppets
  • Grooming
  • Dubious Consent
  • Incest
  • Underage

Dave keeps saying the puppets are cool but it's pretty obvious he's forcing the approval; aside from too much sexual stuff for a minor what if there's another, deeper reason for how antsy he is around the smuppets, especially Lil Cal? Say, if Bro's been molesting Dave with said stuffed toys and the kid, in an effort to "be cool" and roll with it, is totally down for it. (...or at least pretends to be down for it.)

Requested by: Fishadee

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Dubious Consent
  • Incest

Dave wants nothing more than his brother's approval. Dirk is a cold, callous, calculating asshole and takes advantage of the fact. giving absolutely no fucks on how it might screw Dave up in the long run.

Requested by: Fishadee

  • Dirk Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Incest
  • Crossdressing

Alpha Dave has been taking care of his little brother for years. Well, "taking care of" - it's hard to be a good guardian when he's always busy and free run of a high rise apartment plus a Visa Black Card does not make for parental substitution. If this ends in misplaced crushes, angst about absentee older brothers, and some surprisingly sweet sex... well. Nobody would be surprised. (Bonus points for Dave crossdressing.)

Requested by: Fishadee

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Bro/Alpha Dave Strider
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Humor

What happens when two older guys who are good with swords and strifes decide to get together and roleplay out a shared non-con fantasy? ...obviously a lot of screwing up, breaking character, accidental minor injuries, weird laughter and empty threats. Whether they get their act together and finish off the scene as intended or resolve their sexual tension in sweeter ways is anyone's guess.

Requested by: Fishadee

  • Davesprite
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Davesprite

The pairing of extremes: either go super consensual buddybros banging in an effort to get their collective rocks off or super non-con android!Hal wrecking Davesprite's shit. Nothing lukewarm here: it's one end of the spectrum or the other in game sprite meets auto responder.

Requested by: secondhandact

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Davesprite
  • Bro/Davesprite
  • Any Warning

Bro and Davesprite meet in dreambubbles. One (or both) of them is unaware of their demise; the fic should cover how they figure out that they're dead. Feel free to use sex as a vehicle for this. Feel free to have one (or both) of them bitter at the other one for whatever reason OR fill it with fluff! I just really, really like Davesprite/Bro and the idea of them dead together pleases me.

Requested by: secondhandact

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning

Two options:
Option a: Post sBurb/sGrub, with a world that combines Alternia and Earth, and all the dead'ns got reborn. (John's got his dad back, Eridan and Feferi are somewhere, who knows where, etc.)

Option b: Karkat finds Bro in a dreambubble.

In either one I'd like to see either Karkat or Bro having some unrequited feels/desires/wants aimed at Dave. However you can make it work - black, red, pale? whatever you want to do!

Requested by: secondhandact

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Any Relationship
  • Any Warning

Sollux actually does troll the humans.
Well, this human.
This one right here.
This iin2ufferable priick.

Angry trolling turns into dirtytalking turns into something akin to cybersex. Possibly even webcam sex? Who knows.
Feel free to bend canon a bit and age them up, since they would have been 13 in this scenario.
AU no-sBurb also works; post sBurb where they don't have clear memories of the game would also be cool.

Requested by: Cail

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Bro/Dirk Strider
  • Spanking
  • Dom/sub Play
  • Healthy Relationships
  • Watersports
  • Any Warning

Bro comes home one day to find Dirk all riled up and ready to party, but Dirk has different plans than their normal session. When he's thrown back into the bed and spanked as hard as Dirk can muster, Bro can't find a reason to care about this role reversal, he'll happily play his part, no matter what Dirk throws at him.

Requested by: Cail

  • Davesprite
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Davesprite
  • Cybersex
  • Dirty Talk
  • Masturbation
  • Exhibitionism
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Hal has always had a thing about control, he loves to test people, to see how far they are willing to go for him, to be able to tell someone what to do and they do it. Davesprite is more than willing to be Hal's little puppet, though he would never admit to it. He knew starting a romantic relationship with his alt-bro's weird brain AI would lead to some crazy things, but when Hal told him to go pick up Dirk's shades and find the most populated area he could and start touching himself, he knew things were about to get a little crazier. And yet, he was excited about this.

Requested by: Cail

  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Other(s)
  • Overstimulation
  • Voyeurism
  • Double Anal Penetration
  • Any Warning

Living on an island for most of your life tends to numb you to certain human decencies. So, when Jake visits his best bro's place he sometimes forgets himself and where he is. He also forgets that there are at least two robots constantly watching him, or maybe he doesn't, either way he still finds himself undressing in front of them.

*Other is Brobot.

Requested by: Cail

  • John Egbert
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/John Egbert
  • Phone Sex
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Dirty Talk
  • Humanstuck
  • Any Warning

When John started high school the last thing he thought would happen would be that he would fall for Dirk Strider's twin brother Hal. But quickly enough they hit it off. It started out simple, they'd hang out, play video games and watch movies together, even worked on some pranks they pulled on Dirk and Dave together. But eventually Hal made his intentions clear, and John wasn't opposed to the idea of dating him. So they did. One month later he got a call at two in the morning from his boyfriend asking if he wanted to have phone sex. He wasn't opposed to that idea either.

Requested by: Cail

  • Jake English
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Jake English
  • Humiliation
  • Dirty Talk
  • Omorashi
  • Dubious Consent
  • Any Warning

Jake always knew Hal wanted him. It was obvious with everything he did. Every little touch, every little comment, Jake knew. But yet he still invited that android over to hang out, to spend time with him. Hal grew on him. He waited until the right moment to strike, until Jake wanted to watch a movie. Hal would sit right next to Jake with his legs in his lap and continuously offer him a glass of water. Jake wanted to decline, but he didn't want to be rude, so he drank and watched the movie until his bladder screamed at him. That's when Hal crawled until his lap and it was game over.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Vriska Serket
  • Andrew Hussie/Vriska Serket
  • Other(s)

Sing a song of Hussie's vain and increasingly ridiculous attempt to achieve a sexual relationship with Vriska Serket. Or a horse. Vriska and/or horse, that's what's important here, and also this: it is critically important that this be in-comic failcake orange Hussie ONLY, as opposed to the actual author.

Here's my deal, Gracious Reader: it would delight me beyond reckoning to see Hussie driven into despair by his unrequited passion for Vriska and/or horses, and to be rent horribly asunder by it, and to contrive various shitty circumstances wherein other people are bribed or otherwise compelled to dress as Vriska and/or a horse, and for horses in general to be unimpressed while Strange Orange Hussie slakes his lust upon ultimately unsatisfactory simulacra of Vriska Serket. I think that shit would be *hilarious*. Artists: Centaur Vriska? Eh? Ehhhhhhh? Centaur Vriska being all nah man and galloping away with someone else? Just a thought to freestyle on. Let's feel that feeling together.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Davesprite
  • ARquiusprite

Why hello there uncomfortable and awkward encounter between two beings who were both probably hoping for something else. Gosh I like sprites getting it on, and the exploration of what "getting it on" means for whatever sprites are involved. Go nuts if that's the sort of thing that moves you; this pairing is a polydimensional clusterfuck tic-tac-toe of interpersonal inter-iterative bullshit and potential anatomical interaction. Whatever aspect of that mess moves you, that aspect also moves me, so feel free to dwell on it. Code vs flesh? Shit ye. Part-Strider fuckups fucking up while fucking? Here for that. Strong vs fast? I'm down. Trying to get some bird-on-bulge action and utterly biffing it thanks to mutually awful coping strategies? Aw yiss.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Davesprite
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Davesprite/Terezi Pyrope

A true guilty pleasure of mine, freshly revitalized by (as of this writing) recent sinking of the canon Daverezi ship. Don't get me wrong, though; that just reminded me of my great and unquenchable thirst for this specific pairing of sprite and troll. I love them together on their own merits, especially in their incarnations as world-weary, fatalistic, battle-hardened motherfuckers doing fatalistic battle-hardened motherfucker things together.

Fucking great opportunity for an AU, if you ask me.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Rosesprite
  • Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya and Rose: a pairing for the ages. Kanaya and a faintly eerie, otherworldly and semi-omniscient version of Rose, with whom saucy mutual whatnot may or may not count as infidelity, polyamory, or quadrantial: solid fucking gold. I'm intrigued by Rosesprite's blithe admission of her own inconsequentiality and wonder how that would play out in a romance given Rose's double-barreled tendency for sly plotting and scorched-earth execution.

If you'd like to throw non-sprite Rose into the mix in any capacity, feel free.

Requested by: technicolorCarbon

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Pegging
  • BDSM Scene

Rose + Dave + a casual BDSM relationship, wherein sometimes Dave calls his (sister? half... sister? sister outside of the law??) Mistress, and sometimes his (second sister? mother? ....sistermom?) fucks him until he begs to be allowed to come.

I'd really like the focus to be on a particular pegging scene, complete with lots of stereotypical name-calling and Dave being rammed like a slut. Don't forget the gratuitous aftercare!!

Requested by: technicolorCarbon

  • Dave Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Dave Strider
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con

Potentially ambiguous. I just want good, old-fashioned, violent black romance. Snark and name-calling, hair pulling, bared teeth, the spill of blood... Trolls have some sharp-ass claws, okay? And those fangs are no joke. Especially not against a human's soft, meaty hide.

The tags for rape/non-con and character death are there because I would be down with reading/seeing those, but it's up to you. I just want sexy fighting, and angry sex. (Although it would be cool if Dave died, especially given his fancy Godtier powers and inability to die through anything that isn't just or heroic...)

Requested by: technicolorCarbon

  • Dave Strider
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Double Anal Penetration
  • Age Difference

Dave, at approximately seventeen, discovering he has a thing for older men. And big dicks. And his best friend's dad. And, also, possibly his brother, too.

There are no specifics here, not really. Dave, begging- and getting- to be fucked by both of his DILF crushes at the same time. If he doesn't drool, he's not enjoying himself enough.

Requested by: technicolorCarbon

  • Dave Strider
  • Blood
  • Necrophilia
  • Blood As Lube
  • God Tier
  • Immortality
  • Blood and Gore
  • Unsafe Sex
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Relationship

I want Dave Strider to die. But not just in any fashion. I want his death to be the most painful, extravagant, drawn-out death ever. I want there to be time to fuck him to completion before he passes and is resurrected. And, despite scream-inducing agony, I want him to enjoy the hell out of it.

Any type of death is up for grabs. Literally fuck a hole in him. Skullfuck him (oh my god). Knifeplay that goes too far. Really, I don't care how he dies. Just that he does, and he comes first. If you need help, think Batshit Crazy Bitches in Love, which is actually where I found out I was into this sort of thing.

Also, whether or not it's consensual or dubious or whatnot is up to you. I tagged it for the potential.

(The only thing I will bar is any sort of... erm, genital trauma? Please no castration or knife-fucking-in-the-butt although other orifices/places will do.)

Requested by: technicolorCarbon

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Asexual Character
  • Recreational Drug Use
  • Marijuana
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This prompt I got really excited about. I'd like to see two asexual characters (Dave and Dirk) attempting to have sex and be into it. Neither of them are sex repulsed, but... Why would you have sex when you could do so many other things instead? (They don't have to be in a relationship, but it would probably make sense, and if you want, they don't have to be related. However that works.)

I can see it coming about through a conversation, whether it's included in your fill or not, but somehow, they decide that smoking weed is an excellent way to get around that pesky lack of sexual attraction to each other. So they make their illicit purchase (-wait, they're in Texas, it's legal now-), smoke it, take off their assorted clothing, and... Yeah, okay. It's still not the most exciting thing ever.

Whether they eventually get into it and complete the task or leave off and wander to other stoner activities is up to you! I'm really here for the interaction, stonerly and asexual alike.

Also, I'd very much like for them to be about 18ish. I'm a little uncomfortable with requesting/reading underage characters engaging in sex and smoking mind-altering substances.

Requested by: SewberGamzee

  • Jane Crocker
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara
  • Demonstuck
  • Light Bondage
  • Succubi & Incubi
  • Biting
  • Dubious Consent
  • Rape/Non-Con

Prompt "I accidentally summoned you with a ouija board and you’re haunting me forever now I guess."

Requested by: SewberGamzee

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Dave Strider
  • Tavros Nitram/Dave Strider
  • Interspecies

Prompt "I got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night"

Requested by: SewberGamzee

  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas

Prompt "I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up."

Requested by: SewberGamzee

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Reader
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Reader-Insert
  • Naga
  • Interspecies
  • Rape/Non-Con

Reader talked into playing a game of hide-n-seek in the "haunted" woods during a party. Accidentally stumbles across Naga!Gamzee.

Alternatively if drawing, solo Naga!Gamzee is always amazing.

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • Dave Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Edwardian Period
  • Butlers
  • Maids
  • Underage
  • Any Relationship

The Striders (related or unrelated, up to you!) live on a large Edwardian estate. Think of the manga "Emma" or the TV shows "Mr Selfridge" and "Downton Abbey". You may assign them any roles you choose, but I would love to see them on different strata. Some could be servants, others gentry! Also, romance is a big plus! Shota and incest always allowed.

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Vampires
  • Supernatural Elements
  • Underage
  • Any Relationship

Two of the three requested characters are vampires. The other is their pomme de sang / human servant. You may assign whichever role you want to whichever of the characters. A feeding scene would be appreciated, and if the feeding gets sexy, so much the better! Shota and/or incest always a plus.

Requested by: eighth_chiharu

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Established Relationship(s)
  • Sickfic
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Hello hello! I'd like a sickfic with Dave, John and Rose in an established polyamorous relationship. Fluffy caretaking! Extra love for (a) using any kind of sex as a comfort tool, (b) contagion, and/or (c) BOTH! <3

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Dolorosa
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Dolorosa/The Psiioniic
  • Quickies
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So Psiioniic and Dolorosa are a thing, but it's so hard to find some alone time when you're part of a group of rebels! doesn't help that Signless is always interrupting because he doesn't want to see his mom macking on his best friend... maybe they try having a quickie somewhere? plan a date away from everyone else? will they ever succeed in doing the do?

Just something fun and lighthearted and sexy~

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome
  • First Time
  • Xeno

Dave and Karkat might be in a relationship now but Karkat will never completely get over his past crushes. Sollux is one such past crush and now he's back from hanging out in the dreambubbles because reasons (he got bored? it's a post-game AU thing? whatever you might think of). Dave thinks a threesome will do his Karkat some good.

(Also would be fun if Dave and Karkat were the experienced ones, having had lots of practice at the sex thing while Sollux is still a nervous virgin but you can see this as an option)

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Scratching
  • Xeno

Bringing back one of my unfilled prompt from last year:

Scratching is a kink I'd like to read about. But like, not as a side-effect of passionnate sex but as the turn on itself. Anything from soft scratching behind the ears to long scratches along the back that give goosebumps and leave welts.

Jade/Karkat 'cause I can see either of them having that particular kink.

Maybe the kink is discovered accidentally by one of the two. Maybe it leads to some experimentation and escalation.

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Erisolsprite
  • Davesprite
  • Davesprite/Erisolsprite
  • Xeno
  • Exploration

I think these two could be funny together, and then there's the potential to go full out sprite weirdness with them. Do sprites even have sexual organs? There must be a way to get off in that game construct of a body, right? They should find out together~

Requested by: mericorn

  • Caliborn
  • Jane Crocker
  • Caliborn/Jane Crocker
  • Xenophilia
  • Rough Sex

Jane and Caliborn somehow meet and have rough sex. AU is absolutely ok. It would be great if Gamzee was also somehow involved in the weird xenosex shenanigans, but I think I'm already pushing it with Jane/Caliborn. Breast

Please keep the aliens alien as far as organs go. Although I would be fine with a dick like structure for Caliborn if you don't feel like getting into the logistics of giant snake sex.

I have a hard time thinking about how this can go fully consensually, so I am ok with non-con/rape. If you can somehow think of a way to make this fully consensual and in character, my hat off to you.

Requested by: mericorn

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes

DO YOU LIKE MERMAIDS? I LIKE MERMAIDS!!! Please write one of these two as a mermaid and the other as a human. Feferi is the obvious choice as a mermaid but mermaid Jade who attracts the interest of animal enthusiast Feferi would also be great. I don't care how they meet, they just gotta do the deed. It would be great if part or all of the sex took place in water.

The only archive warning I would be dead set against is underage, as in one person is 15 and the other is adult in mermaid years. If it's a 20 year old and a 1000 year old, I don't really care.

Requested by: mericorn

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Oral Sex

Watch as this totally r i p p e d stud gets sucked off and deep throated by... somebody. If you could pay attention to the arousal of Equius (erection, sweating, etc.) and his buff musculature, that would be superb. The one giving head can be anyone but I am partial to Vriska, Gamzee, or Dirk with Equius. As long as the main focus is on Equius getting head, I am ok with other sex acts.

I would prefer non-human sex organs on the trolls. I like the tentabulge and nook headcanon.

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes
  • Tentacles
  • Tentabulges
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death

Pretty dead girls.
Girls with lots of hair.
Girls with gills.
Girls with glasses.
(Girls with surfboards.)
Sassy as fuck ladies with tentacles and open minds.

Basically, I just think this would be amazing. They could science. You can AU, if that's your thing. But they should also have some noisy, raucous fun-as-hell sex. This can be dreambubble, this can be pre-game, this can be post-game. I just....Fef & Jade, right? Good pairing.

Your musical accompaniment for the night is The B52's and/or MGMT. You can sub in some TMBG if you need to.

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Porrim Maryam
  • Breathplay
  • Bloodplay
  • Blood Drinking
  • Biting
  • Piercings
  • Nerdiness
  • Roleplay

Two Maryams, no waiting.

...okay. I got that out of my system. Now for a prompt.

So, let's say that for example there's a human girl with a thing for the strange and unusual. One of the stranger things she's managed to run into in her life is the living (she's pretty sure she's living; it seems somewhat questionable at times, from some of the things she says) embodiment of her most alien fantasies. Everything's pretty stellar now, lots of kisses and hot makeouts and a little bit of harmless (?!?) biting. Now say that it turns out that the alien has an older relative -- how relative, is, hm, somewhat relative. It's enough that they claim each other as kin. They've got a lot in common, but the older one is gosh, so sexy, so adult, with so many piercings and tattoos and all those things that the human finds hot and the younger alien finds enticing. She's also just so ...intimidating.

(Mostly.)

The thing is, they all have a thing for RPGs, and I am not referring to rocket-propelled grenade launchers. When the human girl discovers this, she sets aside a little time for some quality girl-alien-alien bonding time. Her ulterior motives could be a little more obvious, but not by much.

Let me see or hear about their adventures in a dark and frightening castle (or maybe a zombie-infested wasteland) and how absolutely into it they get until it's not so much roleplaying as fucking with occasional narration. ;D Porrim should be the DM, and Rose should definitely be the provocateur, while Kanaya is swept off her feet (though she should definitely be very willing and into it; she just wouldn't have thought of it herself). Brown or black Rose is a plus.

Thank you~

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Jake English
  • Sex Is Fun
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Recent updates have made me feel /so bad/ for Jake. :/ I'd like to see him in a joyful, uplifting relationship (or at least merrily having sex) with someone who will make him feel better about himself so they can both have lots of happy orgasms. I'm not actually that picky about who, though some of these suggestions will require a little bit of AU:

Tavros/sprite
Roxy
Jade
Terezi
Aradia
John (this is a weird one for me, but hey, if you can sell it, I'll buy it.)
Squarewave
Horuss
Dirk (if you can find a way to make this happen, I'm down for it. Keep in mind that in my opinion their canon relationship is basically fucked up. I love this pairing a lot, but oof. It's here mostly as a 'if you can't think of anything else, I'll always take this' sort of dealio.)
Jane (uuuuuu, but this has to be before everything happened. Maybe a non-SBURB AU. Something.)

If you think of other characters you think would look and feel good getting into Jake's shorts, by all means.

Please no:
Serkets
Bro
People who will be mean to Jake

Bonuses:
Genderqueer or fluid Jake, brown/Asian Jake
Thank you~

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Mindfuck
  • Power Imbalance
  • Blood Kink
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Heeey, gifter! If none of the previous prompts appeal to you, how about Makara/Zahhak WOW NO THIS IS A BAD IDEA sex? :D Either Gamzee/Equius or Kurloz/Horuss, i.e. please don't mix the generations, but either way how about some sex and violence and can you just imagine Kurloz with Horuss' ponytail in his grip?

Think about it, and about Horuss breathing heavily because it hurts so good, but that is so unnerving for him because it's not what he's supposed to be enjoying (and Meulin, what would she say? Does it matter anymore? Did it ever?), and where it goes from there.

Or maybe Gamzee taking his Rage out on Equius, how about that? Equius covered in sweat and blood and the tenuous balance between a)Equius totally having the capability of knocking Gamzee's head off his still-narrow shoulders, and b) him not being able to countenance it because HIGHBLOOD. And also, SUBMISSION.

(Gosh, Gamzee. It's like you've spent a huge portion of your life with zero sense of control over anything you do. How, exactly, does that make you feel? :D And how might you react to having someone place themselves in your hands. Gosh, I say.)

I'd love some power struggles, even internally, perhaps some blood being spilled, some intense mindfuckery, maybe some horse puns, and nobody leaves happy except my id. ;)

Requested by: caalsio

  • Vriska Serket
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket/Karkat Vantas
  • Bondage
  • Gags
  • Sex Toys
  • Teasing
  • Presents

Vriska/Eridan/Karkat is my OT3, namely Vriska (pale) Karkat (red) Eridan (black) Vriska. I enjoy pale-red-black (yes all of them) vacillation on Vriska's side with feelings towards Karkat in particular, but not necessary. I mainly have the idea of her having pitch sex with Eridan and then promptly tying him up and presenting him to Karkat. She could potentially just watch, but I'd much rather have her weasel her way in for a threesome.

Obviously made with trolls in mind, but can be humanstuck if that strikes you better.

Requested by: caalsio

  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Age Difference
  • Cheating
  • Cuckolding

Basically Vriska cheating on Eridan with his Brother or Dad. Maybe they have a good relationship, but she just has wandering eyes for his v hot relatives, or could be a bad relationship and she's trying to get under his nerves by flirting with his family, or whatever reason she can come up with. Possible "underage" if with Dualscar, but DualVris is not necessary so I didn't mark it. Also could take this as "moving up the Ampora ladder" and she bangs Eridan, then Cronus, then Dual.

Requested by: caalsio

  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Pegging
  • Master/Pet
  • Femdom
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial

Eridan being Vriska's pet. NOT petstuck please. Femdom to pegging! Can be humanstuck, or can be troll where Vriska fucks Eridan's nook. Doesn't have to be petstuck as long as Eridan's getting dommed.

Uh, alternatively I will accept Kanaya for Eridan's dom. If so a little more violent, pls!

Requested by: scrumss

  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Trans Character
  • Transstuck
  • Pocstuck
  • Sex Toys
  • Threesome
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade & Rose wearing Bad Dragon dildos/strapons and pleasing Kanaya! ⦿⋃⦿
For instance, (bad dragon.com/products/tentacle) in purple for Rose and (bad-dragon.com/products/david) in green or blue for Jade; but choose whichever you think is best, I trust your judgment!!

Some /really/ important things I will love you forever for including:
• Indian or Polynesian Jade
• chubby black Rose, dreads or 4a/b hair a plus
• trans girl Kanaya (no breasts)

Requested by: scrumss

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • Threesome
  • Self-cest
  • Pocstuck
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

John/Karkat/John in like a dreambubble scenario—all three are ghosts, having died at some point in their respective game sessions (they ARE aged up to 18+). The two Johns are in a blackrom with each other; Karkat is in a redrom/failed auspistice thing with them both.
There’re a lot of different ways I can think of to go about this. Voyeurism, petplay, group showers, vying for attention, double penetration, etc etc. The ship is your oyster. If it helps I imagine the Johns are very mischievous :^)

I do request that the Johns be portrayed as Indian/Filipino/black!! I also like my Karkat on the stocky side

Requested by: scrumss

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Lingerie
  • Hand Jobs
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Cute girls in cute lingerie fingering each other/giving each other handjobs yeaahhhh
I recommend looking through (vicsecretmodels.tumblr.com/tagged/lingerie) or other lingerie blogs if you need inspiration.

A fat Aradia and muscular Fef (with a small cup size) would be absolutely wonderful! ♥︎

Requested by: LupaDracolis

  • Grand Highblood
  • Redglare
  • Grand Highblood/Redglare

I'd really love something exploring a size difference between the two of them, or perhaps some kind of sensory deprivation, on either of their parts. Something where Ms Uptight Lawyer or Mr Important Clownman has to put their trust in their partner. Or perhaps a thing where they're in an established relationship before Redglare becomes a Sufferist, and she has to hide her religion/her Irons necklace from him during sexytimes could also be fun. (Something else I really really love but have barely ever seen is Redglare as a Paul the Apostle parallel, so any references you manage to work to that would be amazing.)

Requested by: LupaDracolis

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Redglare
  • The Psiioniic/Redglare

I really dig these two as a kismesissitude, although I'm sure they could make a great flushed couple too. Psionic restraints are hot, but so is Psii using his powers during sexytimes. However you do it though, I'd really really prefer it if this ship is filled with enthusiastic informed consent on both their sides.

Requested by: LupaDracolis

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope

I never see these two interacting enough in a no-sgrub au scenario, so that could be fun, or maybe something set on one of their lands? LOLCAT would perhaps be slightly uncomfortable to stretch out on, with all that sugar lying around, but LOTAF would make a gorgeous setting. Or maybe Beforan Terezi and Nepeta should get some attention!

Requested by: LupaDracolis

  • Davesprite
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davesprite/Karkat Vantas

I looove weird sprite anatomy, so feel free to really go at that if you want, or if you’d rather do something where Davesprite is more standardly humanish that’s totally cool too! Post-game stuff where Davesprite’s been put back into a human body is also fun, although if you’re planning on doing art I’d really like for there to be an obvious difference between Davesprite and Dave in appearance - give him a missing arm, or claws, or little orange scales scattered over his body, something like that.

Requested by: LupaDracolis

  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Alpha Rose Lalonde/Alpha Dave Strider

The thing I adore about Rose and Dave is that whatever timeline they’re in, they experience it together. Whether it’s the scratched session, or Davesprite’s timeline, or their alpha timeline journey on the meteor, they have each other. So, I’d absolutely love something that explores that bond, that connection they share with each other. It doesn’t absolutely have to be post-scratch Rose and Dave, I’d love Davesprite and Rose just as much, for example, and probably meteor crew Rose and Dave too provided Rose doesn’t break up with Kanaya to facilitate it. Hell, Rose/Kanaya/Dave would be pretty hot too!

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Damara Megido
  • Consent Play
  • Dom/sub
  • Humiliation
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd love to see Damara's sexual kinks explored just as she describes them (played straight, as it were, and not for shock value) with anyone, in any setting. Consent can be any way you want to play it, including actual non-con. I am definitely interested in the contrast between her aggressive sexual solicitations and the domination and humiliation which she is so forcefully demanding.

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Xeno
  • Body Worship

Can you focus on their teeth/fangs? You don't have to use all three characters if you'd rather not; I'm picturing meteor meet-the-aliens shenanigans, but other settings are great too. Some thoughts: Kanaya had "vampire" fangs before dying and resurrecting as a rainbow drinker -- are they natural or part of a pre-death infection? does Rose fetishize them like human vampire fangs? how do they compare with Vriska's similar fangs (have they ever done "show me yours and I'll show you mine")? What do the trolls think of human's flat teeth with their grinding and crushing potential? What if Rose were also a vampire? Biting, bloodplay, blood drinking, and any level of violence is okay.

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Polyamory
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Any Character

I'd like to see someone in a pale relationship taking part in one of their lover's concupiscent encounters without physically (or psychically) sexually participating. Examples: ordering their moirail to sexually service another person with detailed instructions, sitting back in the concupiscent block to provide running commentary and advice, or being an assistant to the top in an s/m scene. Any pale and concupiscent pairings (or threesomes, etc.) would be fine!

Requested by: TheVampireRose

  • Grand Highblood
  • Grand Highblood/Reader
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con

I am quite found of romantic anything. Fluff kills me. I am also quite found of biting and marking, size difference, bondage, dirty talk, kissing, neck and shoulder related stimulation, teasing, dominance, hair pulling, roughness, cum inflation/large amounts of ejaculate.

Requested by: TheVampireRose

  • Grand Highblood
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Grand Highblood/The Signless
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

This ship I'm very flexible with. It could be red or black, non con or fluff and I'm down for either. I am quite found of biting and marking, size difference, bondage, dirty talk, kissing, neck and shoulder related stimulation, teasing, dominance, hair pulling, roughness, cum inflation/large amounts of ejaculate.

Requested by: TheVampireRose

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Reader
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

If you wanted to do something with soper!Gamzee, that's perfectly acceptable. I am okay with any variation of Gamzee. If not, I am very found of flushed and romantic relationships and smut. I am also quite found of biting and marking, size difference, bondage, dirty talk, kissing, neck and shoulder related stimulation, teasing, dominance, hair pulling, roughness, cum inflation/large amounts of ejaculate.

Requested by: TheVampireRose

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Kurloz Makara
  • Multiple Partners
  • Gangbang
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Honestly you could probs do anything with Cronus but preferably something with multiple partners just destroying him would be great (non con or not). For this I Preferably involving the other alpha trolls. If that's not you're thing than just Cronus getting fucked into submission by Kurloz is great. I am also quite found of biting and marking, size difference, bondage, dirty talk, kissing, neck and shoulder related stimulation, teasing, dominance, hair pulling, roughness, cum inflation/large amounts of ejaculate.

Requested by: Perier

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Oviposition
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Xenophilia
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

One thing I've always wanted to see for these two is oviposition kink, especially Kanaya laying the eggs inside of Rose; granted, I have no idea how it would work, but if you make it happen, I will be /so/ happy. I really don't know why Kanaya would be able to produce eggs or what kind of apparatus she would have to deliver them, but has there ever been a quicker way to my heart than unusual alien genitalia? What I like most about oviposition is the process of depositing the eggs--not as much the eggs (or lifeforms, I suppose) coming out. I'm also not that turned on by there being any extreme changes to the body due to the eggs, e.g. a large bulging area of the body where the eggs where laid. I love seeing this pairing in a variety of dynamics, so whatever tone of their relationship (and sex) you would like to portray is fine by me, although having enthusiastic consent for this prompt and pairing would be much hotter for me.

Requested by: Perier

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Transformation
  • Size Difference
  • Dragons
  • Xenophilia
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I've always been curious about how it could possibly work for there to be human/cherub sex with the cherub in serpent/mating form. Unfortunately, the size difference of a general human height and a 93 million mile body length is a tad extreme, even though I do really enjoy size difference in pairings. Maybe there's something with Roxy's void powers that she could use to help Calliope's size become more manageable? I'm most interested in how Calliope would deal with any psychological shifts when she shifts her form, how her perception of sensation might change, her feelings about her own body, and how she reconciles those things for a desire to participate in a romantic and sexual experience not "natural" to her species, Roxy and Calliope having mutual admiration for each other. And hot alien serpent/human porn.

Additionally, having Calliope be in her adult form and Roxy being older as well would be amazing.

As for cherub anatomy, I tend to interpret them not having genitalia in their more humanoid forms, and having an ovipositor with a very sharp barb for penetrating their mate's scales and skin and laying the egg within their body at the end of the violent courtship, the ovipositor producing a lubricant to help the passage of the egg. Again, not very compatible with humans. I don't mind whatever headcannons you may have/want to incorporate for cherub anatomy, I just figured I throw mine in here as idea fodder!

Requested by: Perier

  • Dirk Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Creampie
  • Xenophilia
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd definitely prefer for this one to remain firmly in the red quadrant; what I like most in the pairing is the ways that they're similar: they're both neurotic and eccentric, even though it may be in different ways. I think that if they were in a position to be exposed to each other and interact, they would come to understand each other's quirks and find something valuable in having something similar to be around. Maybe they wouldn't get along at first, but if they found something to share with each other, I think that relationship would be endearing and interesting. I can picture them becoming comfortable with one another and yet just emotionally mismatched enough to be great fuck buddies--in that they care about each other but also enjoy fucking with the other just enough to have constant sexual tension. Yet also being able to understand the value of just having someone there to be like, "let's just sit next to each other and chill." Ultimately, I'd really love to see a blend of sexual tension, endearment, and mutual understanding that leads to the conclusion of Dirk pounding and coming in Karkat's nook.

Requested by: Jokess

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Red Romance
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Red Equinep is love. I like the idea of them breaking up as moirails because of the canon events; them dying, becoming Fefeta, becoming Arquius, etc, but still wanting to be around one another. This want leads to one of them finding the other in a compromising position: naked, mastrubating, etc and one thing leads to another until sex happens. Bonus points if oral is included. More bonus points for making thinks kinky by including BDSM, dom/sub dynamic. All consensual and agreed to throughout.

Tentabulge and nook combo for all.

Requested by: Jokess

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • The Handmaid/The Psiionic
  • Black Romance
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

HandPsii black is love because I don't see these two as getting along in life. Or um enslavement. Psii looks to Handmaid and sees a troll who can put him out of his misery at anytime. But instead she appears only to tease him, promise things she'll never deliver and disappear. And that's frustrating not only because he wants out, but also for his libido and because she, the Handmaid, could be so much MORE than a annoying flirt who just so happens to work for someone just as bad, if not worse, than the Condesce.

Handmaid sees in Psii a rival who, despite going through a lot of the same shit she does, has yet to break completely Or maybe he has but he regains that spark when he's around. She doesn't know or particularly care so long as he keeps being a pain in her nook because gods he's sexy when he's angry, even though all the fuchsia biowire. He's also stubborn, too kinky by half and frustratingly set on dying. Like please you think YOU'VE lived too long? 413 sweeps is NOTHING.

So yeah. Feelings like these have been building for a subjective eternity and when the two meet in the dream bubbles for the first time it quickly gets pitch.

Bonus points for psionics and the Handmaid's powers being used.
Extra bonus points for their mental and physical scars showing up somehow
Super extra bonus points for this headcanon being included: Psii HAD two bulges but the Condesce cut one of them off
Tentabulge/nook combo for all

Requested by: Jokess

  • Aranea Serket
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Aranea Serket/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Black, red, pale, vacillation it all good with these two. I'd like something inspired by the quotes:
"Oh, I guess you don't want to overload them with too much exposition, huh."
"...nothing can kill a show like too much exposition."
-Little Sally and Officer Lockstock of Urinetown: The Musical

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • John Egbert
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert/Tavros Nitram
  • Humanstuck
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Buff Tavros - http://i.imgur.com/qpko0c6.jpg like this. He and John have been online semi-rivals in the FLARP tournament for a while, and now they're meeting up for a panel at a con - John is jealous and uncomfortably turned on.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Jake English

Good galloping gravy mister crocker are you trying to seduce me??? Jake flies over to the Crocker household for the holidays and wasn't quite prepared for the chunk a hunk that calls himself Dad - and as it happens, he takes hospitality very ;) very ;) ;) seriously ;) ;) ;)

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session

happy 18th birthday twins! They celebrate by frotting in a Dennys bathroom

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Bakery and Coffee Shop
  • Imprisonment
  • Weight Gain
  • Humanstuck

Surly barista Karkat finds out his douchebag boss Dave is banging HIS douchebag twin Dirk. They take a drastic solution to make sure nobody finds out, and somehow Karkat ends up prisoner in the back room. Turns out Dirk has a hostage fantasy that Karkat has just the right build for.

Requested by: aPlatonic

  • Jake English
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder/Brobot/Dirk Strider/Jake English
  • Extremely Dubious Consent

https://40.media.tumblr.com/65dda9a2308a092bf80e75133d709fa5/tumblr_no9wo2s0fn1tew5b6o1_540.png - starting here, Lil Hal takes the reins and pages Dirk in on a conference call for it. I'm... really sorry Jake

Requested by: Everlind

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Polyamory
  • Companionable Snark
  • Post-Sburb
  • Fluff
  • Intercrural Sex
  • Negotiations
  • Oral Sex
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The four of them find themselves gravitating towards each other in the wake of the game, realising they're happiest when it's the four of them. Might be interesting to seem them figure out their first time and I would definitely like it if they weren't suave at the get go, them messing it up and accidentally smacking each other in the face and snickering like the dumb teenagers they are is more than welcome. It'd be fantastic if the girls were in charge (and if Jade still had her dog ears and tail).
Basically beta OT4 being happy dorks together!

Requested by: Everlind

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • One Night Stands
  • Sexual Frustration
  • Frottage
  • Sloppy Makeouts
  • Companionable Snark
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Take all of the College AU stereotypes and clichés you can find, add a handful of massive sexual attraction, shake, not stir.
If stereotypes with a twist could be a thing, that'd be fantastic! Cameos of other characters are more than welcome and encouraged.

Requested by: Everlind

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Jane Crocker
  • Femdom
  • Aftercare
  • Praise Kink
  • Companionable Snark
  • Bondage
  • Oral Sex
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Xeno
  • Established Relationship
  • Dom/sub
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Relationship

I would like nothing more than to see these two ladies absolutely wreck Dave -and him loving every moment of it.
It can be a roleplay scenario that was planned beforehand (with handmade props courtesy of Terezi!) or they can just spring it on him, but it would be nifty if some detective/legislacerator shenanigans were had -even if it is just Jane and Terezi snarking at each other.
(not all of the tags are a MUST to included, consider them as pointers as to what I am interested to see)

Requested by: scribblebunny

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Jane Crocker
  • Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • Praise Kink
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I would like to see either Karkat, Jade, Jane or John tie Dave up, lavish attention on him, and screw him cross eyed.

Requested by: scribblebunny

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Body Paint
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Calliope thinks Roxy is so beautiful, she has to use her body as a canvas.

Requested by: scribblebunny

  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Voyeurism
  • Light Dom/sub
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade orders Dave and Karkat around, but doesn't participate herself.

Requested by: ragless

  • Auto-Responder/Roxy Lalonde
  • Voice Kink
  • Praise Kink
  • Any Character
  • Any Warning

AR & Roxy have a cyber fling going on during their sburb run, now they need to deal with the whole new world that comes with ARquius.

Requested by: ragless

  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Character
  • Any Warning

Dave and Karkat both had a biiiit of a fangasm over John showing up. John has a lot to catch up on with his buddies on the meteor. What happens in can town stays in can town... at least sometimes. (Oh no! Thinking about how this might not be the most inspiriing prompt in the world, or at all, YOU CAN TOTALLY HUMANSTUCK HIGH SCHOOL AU IT UP! Can town is this after school hang out of shady goings on, Karkat is from a different school; or meebee Dave and Karkat were online trysting and Karkat and John as well but had no idea that they were who they were in real life and piss the crap out of each other extra curricularly. Okay that's heinously cliche, but you can any AU it up if it's too boring! Have fun!!)

Requested by: ragless

  • Caliborn/Dirk Strider
  • Unhealthy Relationships
  • Any Character
  • Any Warning

Just proper fucked.
Dirk needing anyone during the many months of Jake ignoring him and him being a broody baby. Shit that's uncomfortable and you hate becomes familiar and wanted.

Requested by: ragless

  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Secret Relationship
  • Misunderstandings
  • Angst
  • Any Character
  • Any Warning

Three years on the meteor were a lot different this time around. But we don't know too much about what Gamzee was up to, surely his closest friend would know. Things might get messy if anyone else did though.

REALLY though, my automatic go to for descriptions is boring ol' altered canon. As long as it's Gamzee and Karkat in a confusing fuckfest I will be obscenely happy. Feel free to shove other ships in there to make it all sorts of messy, GamzeeTerezi, DaveKarkat, KarkatTerezi, GamzeeTavros'DecapitatedHead (or just regular Tavros I suppose), GamzeeDave♠, Vriskakarkat&OneSidedEmbarassment♠, anyeveryone else ♥ ♠ or not whichwhatever. Gamzee sobering up and confusing what they have for a more ashen affair, that's wicked noice, just all the noncommunicative fuckups.
So Pick and choose. yeh.

Here a more minimalist prompt if you fancy: It was dark, and the air smelt of fame and crying.

Y'know either or and etc.

Requested by: ragless

  • Bro/Dave Strider
  • Underage
  • Any Character

The lovely crampacked Lil' Cal being the initiator and puppeteer of Dave being forced into some fucked up situations and Bro's internal turmoil in trying to not let Cal know what is going on/not knowing if Cal is the reason for this shit anyway. Fuckin double prizes if you manage to make it more of a Dave/Lil Cal/Bro thing where Cal is his own minimal locomotive entity, of that makes any sense whatsoever. extra points for smuppets.

Oh! If you want to get greusome and obviously in the land of the non-con go ahead, I just made sure that the underage warning was checked off but didn't want to tie anything else down.

Requested by: Powertrip

  • Dirk Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • Orgasm Delay/Denial
  • Toys

I'm such a sucker for really in-control Alpha Dave. Dirk is a little shit to him constantly, but Dave knows his kinks so thoroughly that he need only indulge them for a hot second to get Dirk to shut the fuck up. Like, that's good shit. Solid shit right there.

I put my favorite kinks for this pairing in the tags (orgasm denial especially like oh man, begging to be allowed to come? FUCKIN CHOICE. Also feel free to go crazy with shit like blindfolds or shibari or cock rings everything is excellent because my headcanon Dirk is a kinky piece of shit just torture him tbh) but of course, they're absolutely only suggestions!!

Requested by: Powertrip

  • Dirk Strider
  • Caliborn
  • Caliborn/Dirk Strider
  • Dom/sub
  • Mind Games
  • Unhealthy Relationships

I'M DIRKUU GARBAGE !!!

I really love dark shit-- mindfuckery, sick underhanded methods of gaining the upper hand, intense battles of wit and cunning, manipulation-- and this ship satisfies that for me. I want Dirk to lose, ultimately, and be really grudgingly submissive, while secretly loving it and being humiliated and fucking abhorred by how much it gets him off.
But first, maybe fuck with his head a little. Make him question his own motives and his own feelings, distance him from the rationality of his friends and systematically break him apart.

Breathplay is cool, bondage is Mega Cool, any strong demonstrations of control and dominance, really. A+

Requested by: Powertrip

  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Dirk Strider
  • Dom/sub

You may be starting to wonder if I might just be a little bit in love with Dirk Strider so I'll respond to that conjecture with a resounding You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Fuckin Am. I'm also in love with Sub!Dirk, and AR, and this ship, and mean-spirited mind games.

I leave it up to your artistic discretion to decide if you prefer AR in Cynical Existentialist Shades form or if you'll deign to give the poor robot his very own corporeal (metal) body with which to frick around with his squishy human counterpart.

Some other coolbeans ideas that may or may not help you with inspiration??? Just shouting into the void here:
I love when AR shits on Dirk's feelings for Jake like, as a technique of manipulation
Also I'm awful and love toys and will once more return to the classic trope of AR (indulging Dirk's kink of) controlling a vibrator on him in public, while casually chatting and talking him through it via the shades. This would be a less fucked-up route to traverse for this relationship. Shrug!

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Petstuck
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Petstuck or reversePetstuck I would like to see one species (human or troll) show physical affection for their other-species pet in a way that is perceived as sexual or romantic by the pet (or the norms of the pet's general society) but the owner either doesn't know or doesn't care. Whatever you can think of and like is cool!

Some ideas for trolls-as-pets would be rubbing genitals, horn stimulation, grub-scar fondling, engaging submissive reflexes, or anything that the individual troll might have a kink for! I would count pale molestation as kink as well; it doesn't need to be sexual per se. Suggested characters would be Karkat or Kankri, but anyone is fine.

Some ideas for humans-as-pets would be stimulating genitals (I have a preference for female anatomy in humans, but dude parts are fine too,) playing with nipples, or anything the individual human might have a kink for! Suggested characters would be Roxy, Jade, Dave, or John, but anyone is fine.

For the purpose of this prompt, I would be open to underage (possibly very underage with pets in a range from elementary school-age on up to not-quite legal) or adults, and I would prefer them to be inexperienced. The way the pet relates to the owner is up to you, whether you want them to be unwilling and traumatized or enjoying it whole-heartedly!

Bonus for major size difference with the owner being bigger than the pet, due to species/age/whatever.

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porn
  • Sexual Inexperience

Porrim welcomes a new actress or actor to the pornography industry.

Basically, I'd like to see Porrim as a well-established porn star doing a shoot with someone for their first time on camera. As long as the sex is consensual, it's good! Nobody involved should be under the influence of rugs, coerced, or otherwise tricked into doing this.

I am not especially attached to any particular person for her partner, as long as they are a human or troll, but my favorite possible partners are Kanaya, Rose, or Karkat (because why not) and I would prefer not to have Vriska, Aranea, Rufioh, or Damara involved.

Requested by: Trombonesonmars

  • Bondage
  • Self-Bondage
  • Any Character

Self-bondage!

I would like to see a character having fun by somehow restrain themselves (in a way that allows them to get out at some point) and hide themselves away in a room so no-one can see them. While restrained whatever kinky things you want goes! Suggestions include hands-free sex toys, omorashi/wetting (no scat please,) sexual desperation, and risk of discovery, but feel free to use your imagination.

Please use one of these characters: Karkat, Kankri, Rose, Dave, Jade, Sollux, Kanaya, Equius, Dirk, or Bro.

Requested by: honeymoon

  • Dave Strider
  • Underage
  • Dad (Homestuck)
  • Dad/Dave Strider

Anything goes! Daddy kink stuff is always fun for daddave but not necessary if you dislike!

Just something very cliche and ridiculous and nasty and Lolita-esque with Dadbert being enamored by Dave even though he's John's best friend. I'd love a huge size difference and I love build up! If possible!! I'd prefer Dave to be younger, but if you're uncomfortable with that please just make him older it's fine. I also think it's super cute when Dave's not innocent like at all but likes to act all sweet and innocent to rustle Dad's jimmies heheh.

Requested by: honeymoon

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider

In honor of my graduation I would like Dave to go on a graduation trip to the beach....with bro....and get fucked very hard. That is all.

This was very difficult and embarrassing to type. Please forgive me dear writer or artist. Just Bro and Dave fucking on a beach maybe during the evening or night or you know what, whatever you want just.....thank you for putting up with me.

Requested by: honeymoon

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Rufioh Nitram

Alright so this is like...an extremely rare ship and I rarely see anything for it so I had to put in a request for it haha. I'd like for Kankri to be like 5'2 and rufioh like 6'....4. And just anything goes with these two like...there's not enough content man there's just not. Anything goes. Just throw em together. Love it.

Requested by: Ceminar

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Voice Kink
  • Bulges
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Karkat generally taking none of the general Ampora crap but also not wanting to mess up with Cronus like his relationship with Eridan went and letting some things slide that ends up with things getting hot and heavy would be amazing. Bonus points if it involves Karkat having a slight voice kink? (He finds Cronus' voice/accent just so damn attractive in certain situations he has trouble containing himself)

Requested by: Ceminar

  • Sawtooth
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Dirk Strider
  • Double Penetration
  • Size Difference
  • Come Inflation
  • Voyeurism
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I know this is a gem among gems, but maybe some of Equius 'admiring' the beauty that is Sawtooth? With or without Dirk's supervision (could be an established open relationship between the two, thats up to you.)

They could all be humans or not. Sawtooth as a relative of Dirk or an older Project that he's really proud of .

Requested by: Ceminar

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Kurloz Makara/Porrim Maryam
  • Pegging
  • Oral Sex
  • Bondage and Discipline
  • Safewords
  • Aftercare
  • Dominatrix
  • BDSM
  • BDSM Scene
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

These two pitch. The kinkiest of kinksters with good understanding of one another and their limits but maybe something goes a bit too far for one or both and they end up having to use safewords and go into aftercare/cuddling/gentle sex?

Or just straight aftercare while reminiscing on their session?

Requested by: fleabit

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider</