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Requested by: Laylah

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Swaggering swashbuckling kismesissitude, please! I want to see a non-pathetic Eridan managing to keep up with a non-dismissive Vriska, with mutual nastiness played scorching hot. Any kinks you think would suit them are welcome; I'm pretty flexible on that score. Aging them up is probably a good way to go for this, since that lets them both come into their own a little more and be better able to have interesting fights.

How does a functional blackrom work, anyway? Is it as outrageously violent as the messed-up canon examples we've seen, or are there ways around that to keep a kismesis in shape to continue the relationship? Is it a super-sexy insult to be gentle with your spade? If you're drawing I love them both in pirate gear (or half out of it), and tying someone to the mast is a lot like foreplay, right?

Requested by: Laylah

  • Dave Strider
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Dubious Consent
  • Mind Control
  • Sexual Slavery
  • Xeno

Trolls enslave humans for sexy purposes. Justify it however you want. Focus on whatever aspect of that concept gives you a wiggly. Make it debauched and filthy. Purely recreational use (a slave doesn't count as a quadrant! it's easy stress relief when you're on a long interstellar voyage!) or terrible livestock overtones (carrying eggs as substitute mother grubs? dairy farming????) are both cool options. Note that I'm much more interested in coercion and emotional manipulation than brute-force rape; if you can give me a scenario where the victim is choosing the "best" among terrible options and has conflicting feelings about having "chosen" their lot, or where some kind of mind control is compromising their ability to resist meaningfully, you will make me such a happy camper. If you want hella bonus points, have one of the kids already brainwashed into believing it's necessary/reasonable to submit to this, and coaxing someone more resistant into complying also. I have a terrible burning love for "my mind tells me I should hate this but my body thinks it feels wonderful." If you're drawing, that means I'm more excited about drugged-up glazed eyes and/or blushy humiliation than about crying; other elements I'd love here include severely compromising positions (possibly with bondage to hold the victim in an exposed position) and being sloppy with multiple colors of slurry.

I prompted for Dave because I suspect he's the one people are most likely to roll with for this prompt but if you'd rather focus on one of the other Beta kids that would also be delicious; I would seriously enjoy any of them. Any hints of the other kids being in similar situations to the focus victim would be the fucking cherry on a sundae of fabulous.

Requested by: Laylah

  • The Dolorosa
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Post-Apocalypse

What if Signless-era Alternia was like Mad Max-verse but with more bug aliens? Fabulousness, that's what. Enter the Dolorosa and the Psiioniic, two members of a rebel desert gang whose badassery is only matched by their hotness. Just roll around in the post-apocalypse vibes here. If you're drawing, give me scars and oil-smudge makeup jobs and tattered clothes. If you're writing, show me how sexy it can be to share water. Or whatever moves you along those lines! If you want to add in Signless and/or Disciple go for it, but please keep the focus on these two -- especially Rosa, who tends to get left out of the sexy times with this crew.

Requested by: Laylah

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Come Inflation
  • Gangbang
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Tentacles

Character tag is a placeholder; use any troll or human. (Kanaya would be excellent, though. She tends to seem so put together and in control in fic, and I love seeing put-together, "proper" characters fall apart.)

I just want sloppy desperate come inflation and somebody getting filled to (and maybe just past) their limit. Feferi pacifying Gl'bgolyb? Rose learning from the Horrorterrors? Equius servicing a whole pack of lowbloods? Pretty much anybody in heat and gagging for more?

This can be consensual or dubcon, whichever is more exciting for you, and optional elements include xeno, gangbangs, heat cycles, tentacles.... The theme here is "excess," and that's what I'm really hoping for. That and a sloppy mess. If you're writing, let me see the character hit a point where they can't think about anything but the amount of come they're full of. If you're drawing, I'd love to see belly bulges and optionally multiple penetration. Mmmmm.

Requested by: Laylah

  • The Condesce
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Sexual Slavery
  • Xeno
  • Brainwashing

It gets so boring being an immortal evil overlord. You get your kicks where you can. Show me the Condesce entertaining herself with a toy human (or more than one). They're so soft and squishy and it's so easy to provoke reactions out of them! As with the more general slavery prompt above, I'm more interested in manipulation and coercion than in brute force, and humiliation bondage would be excellent if you're drawing. "Forced to love it" is the trope I'm really excited about. The Crockertop and similar mind control devices are your friends here. If you want to go for a multiship, having brainwashed Jane preparing a resisting new slave/toy/pet for Condie's pleasure would be absolutely delicious.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Victorian Era humanstuck, with the couples acting as beards for each other. Appears as Aradan/Solfef to the casual observer, but in actuality, it's Erisol and Arafef. Eridan and Feferi are nobility, but Aradia and Sollux are lower in station who happened to get lucky. Maybe, the initial excuse why the ladies and the guys were spending so much time with each other because Aradia and Sollux were getting crash courses in etiquette and how to not embarrass their spouse in public, and now it's just expected that they spend so much time with each other.
Also, let's be honest and frank here, the Victorians were closet perverts. They had burlesque dancers, sex toys, crossdressing and a lot of BDSM. Here's an interesting article that goes into detail: http://www.tor.com/2012/10/05/four-victorian-kinks/
Please, feel free to add anything like this into it (Eridan in a corset? Strap-on sex for the ladies? Maybe a visit to the local dungeon?)

Pick which ever couple you prefer (or both, I'm not going to complain) and run with it. I would be especially happy if you managed to make it read like an old Victorian Era erotica story

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Oviposition

Usually, when you see egg laying troll AUs, the fertile troll is seen as a horrible mutation to be culled or a mistreated slave expected to bear highblood grubs. I would like to see something a little different, an AU where the Mother Grubs started to slowly die, but a mutation for egg laying occurred. Those who can lay eggs are revered and respected as the progenitors of the troll race. Most have a massive pool of suitors, black and red, to choose from when in season. The more mutations you express, the more likely it is that you are an egg layer. The first and oldest 'line' of egg layers are the Vantases (Vantasii?), starting with Signless. Egg Layers hold great social power because if you piss them off, then you don't get to pass on your genetics, so trolls are always trying to curry their favor with lavish gifts. They would essentially be like another kind of nobility.

So in this, clearly any Vantas or Captor would be fertile, mutations galore and whatnot. I also think that the Amporas would be layers also. For this prompt, I would like the focus to be on a relationship between Karkat and Eridan. They are both egg layers, so there is the expectation that they take multiple lovers when they are in season, but they pity each other the most and prefer each other over everyone else. Doubly interesting would be if they both happened to be in season at the same time and contribute to each other.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bondage

Normally, I see Terezi being the toppiest dom in this relationship, but this time I want to have an in universe switch of roles... usually, it's Sollux or Karkat in the ropes, but this time, they convince Terezi to switch and be the 'unfortunate' in the bondage. Trolls or humans, with some kind of polyamory or quadrant smearing going on. I'm going to keep one of my requests simple for you :P

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dom/sub
  • Power Play

Oh look, another AU idea! In this, Heiresses are only culled if they step out of line. They can rule a little section of the Empire for the Empress as long as they don't start causing trouble. So, Feferi gets her own little sector of the Empire to rule/manage as she sees fit as long as she follows the rules, sends Condy treasure/loot/whatever, and doesn't get assassinated by the local nobility. She gets her own court, slaves, riches, etc. Eridan went with her and is her right hand troll.

At some point, they're gifted a slave for their 'personal use', only this particular slave (hi Sollux) ends up turning the tables behind closed doors somehow. When it's just the three of them behind closed door, Sollux is in charge, playing with/tormenting his two seadweller pets/subs. Feferi thinks it's fun and relaxing, goes right along with most of his ideas, but Eridan usually requires a bit more coaxing for the more risque stuff. They still have to maintain appearances in public though. So in public, Sollux has to act like a proper, quiet, submissive pailing slave. Maybe they've come up with a code system so Sollux can give them orders in public without anyone the wiser, or maybe he leaves them guessing.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So this might be a little vague, but I'm interested in seeing weird Captor kinks. Ovisposition, Double penetration, helmsman kink, electric/psionic play, exotic piercings, nookworms, whatever you come up with. Hell, I know there's a sneezing kink out there, and that would be cool. Karkat is kinda okay with it, but mostly does it because of how strongly Sollux reacts to the kink.

My only requirement is that this is a fully enthusiastic kink and Sollux owns it. Omorashi is okay, but watersports is not.

Requested by: nachttour

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • Any Warning

Get out of your mind. No seriously though. This is the free bingo square of a prompt. If nothing else that I offered sounds interesting just write me what makes your soul sing. You can ignore the characters in this prompt, I only listed them because I had to.

Requested by: nachttour

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Sollux Captor
  • Any Warning

I want me some world-buildy oviparous trolls. How does that work in your mind? How does the troll in question feel about it? This and many other questions I would like to see explored in the prompt. I listed a few likely candidates but you don't have to go with that if you don't feel it.

What I am interested in is:

- How does the troll in question deal with the egg situation/how their body reacts/how society in general is reacting to them.
- Intimacy between the troll and their partner(s) - are they excited to have grubs, is this their first time doing this? Does one partner really feel different than another about how the situation is playing out?
- Getting the eggs there in the first place and or the deposition thereof. The kink is more the strangeness and hormonal shifts that may cause slightly altered judgement than the bump and grind leading to them.

In terms of setting? Have at.

Can be an AU, it can be fluff, it can be in the middle of a war. Context and action around something happening inside is interesting.

Requested by: nachttour

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Any Warning

Seers are beautiful. I have a hankering for a post-Alternian Terezi who really went through her legislascerator training. Someone who is powerful and well trained and still dealing with the effects of depression.

Can be set either with Sburb/Sgrub as something that has happened or have Seer powers as a thing that simply is, but I am interested to see what happens when two oracles are around one another and slowly fall into each other's orbit. Writing in cohort/supporting partners as necessary.

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes/Equius Zahhak
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dirty Talk
  • Femdom
  • Spanking

Some good old fashioned femdom with these two. I'd prefer the tone to be affectionate and humorous. Either Equius bottoming if they are trolls or pegging if it's humanstuck. I like the idea that Feferi is just as weird as Equius, if not weirder- she just gets away with it because she's cute.

Things I like for this prompt: Toys, Dirty Talking, Spanking, Pink frilliness

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • dubcon

Trigger warning: upsetting material. Non/dubcon.

I'm looking for something dark for this prompt. Some really emotional dub-con or non-con with Equius as the victim. I'd like him visibly upset/distressed throughout and afterwards so this is more about emotions/ catharsis than smut although the smut can still be good.

It could be someone pressuring him or blackmailing him into it or somehow forcing him, perhaps with psiionics.

He has compulsions and the inability to say no, but that doesn't mean he always wants it or even likes that about himself and the fact that he is turned on easily doesn't make it not non-con.

The perpetrator can be anyone as long as it's somewhat plausible (no Nepeta, please.)

Requested by: Badfaith

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Kankri Vantas/Equius Zahhak
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Dirty Talk
  • Size Difference
  • Size Kink

I'd love some smutty blackrom with these two for my rarepairs. Not only are they ideological opposites,they are both hypocrites with a superiority complex who would annoy eachother on every level.

Some good things: Size difference, Dirty-talking/Insults, Body heat differences.

Requested by: Eena_Eena

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Grand Highblood
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • blowjob
  • Bondage
  • Face-Fucking

I'd really like for HM to be tied up in bondage with GHB face fucking her.

Requested by: Eena_Eena

  • Damara Megido
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Public Sex
  • Humanstuck

I'd love for Damara to be grind on by Cronus in a public setting, maybe in some sort of a train or even at a party. Just make sure they're still clothed and it's consensual on both sides.

Requested by: Eena_Eena

  • Dave Strider
  • Jane Crocker
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gloryhole
  • Glory Hole

Sort of dirty but I'd love for Jane to blow Dave through a glory hole at a club. Maybe they could know each other and when the deed is done they both leave the stall at the same time.

Requested by: secondhandact

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Incest

Post-game. Guardians were reborn and of *course* the Striders gravitated to living with each other. Bro and Dave have a pretty good idea of what sibling rivalry should be like, but Dirk and his Bro are a little clueless. What's too far? How much is too much?

Think 'gay chicken' but with incest thrown in, and maybe some feels. Bonus points if Alpha Dave is worried about corrupting his kid brother. Double bonus points if Dirk is totally down for it, and mega extra kicks if Dave and Bro are casually bumping uglies somwehere in the background and don't get what the big hangup is.

 

Letter to Gifter: http://second-hand-act.tumblr.com/letter (applies to all of my prompts)

Requested by: secondhandact

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Eridan's alone and he hates himself.
Karkat knows how that feels.
Comfort ensues.

Body dysphoria can be whatever you like; maybe one of them doesn't like their physical shape, maybe one of them is trans. Humanstuck would be preferred, but isn't required, if you can work in dysphoria with trolls.

Requested by: secondhandact

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Any Warning

It turns out 'No Homo' is a lifestyle, and John Egbert is living it. He goes to all the parties, he's head of his frat, he's brilliant at coming up with especially humiliating hazing ordeals.

Dave Strider's been his best friend since grade school and he knows John thinks he's just doing it for kicks, but he also knows that there's been more than a couple exchanged intimacies between the two of them over the years, and he's tired of John ignoring him now that they're in college. Does he join the frat and submit to the hazing rituals, or does he blackmail John into giving him what they both want?

Requested by: Saro

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Terezi is a high priestess (and/or Seer or similarly high-ranking personage) dissatisfied with her current lot in life. Nepeta is the somewhat rough-and-tumble rogue who sneaks into the temple compound. Friendship, trust, companionship follow.... and something more. (Also if you're into costume design, I love alternate costumes/outfits/whatever.)

Or you could go for something else altogether! Roleplay is always good, as is pretty much anything else with these two. I'm not particularly squeamish, so if you want to go in a slightly bloody direction, that's fine too (but nothing too graphic).

Requested by: Saro

  • Jane Crocker
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Jane Crocker/Porrim Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I have no idea why I like this pairing as much as I do, but, well, I do. Some ideas I have:

1. Jane and Porrim as a new couple, a little bit shy with each other. Jane tries to bluff her way through any awkwardness and pretends to be more confident than she actually is; Porrim is usually a cool customer who has everything under control, but she's honestly been a bit knocked off-balance by Jane and how much she's realizing she cares about her.

2. MAIDS. (I'm sorry. I love fancy outfits and maid outfits (of any kind) fall right in that category.)

3. Vampire Porrim and damsel-not-so-in-distress Jane?

4. Porrim is the heiress Jane's fashion consultant. Some of her suggestions have been getting somewhat risqué lately.

Requested by: Saro

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Messy robot workshop sex. The smell of oil hangs over everything. Someone steps on a bolt and hardly notices. Miscellaneous parts are shoved unceremoniously off a worktable (someone will probably regret that later). There may have been some pent-up frustration before this all took place.

That was a bit overwrought, but oh well. It kind of captures the feeling I have about this pair, but feel free to go in any direction if you have other ideas!

Requested by: Saro

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kanaya enjoying toys? Perhaps while wearing something extravagant? I'm into whatever type of anatomy, so feel free to choose your favorite! Or enjoying herself in some other way. Pretty much anything masturbation-related goes!

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • John Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Troll Culture
  • Trollstuck

Trollstuck! I love trollstuck. The thing is, it seems to mostly regard the kids as, well, kids! I'd love to see some trollstuck with the kids as adults, doing their thing in the Alternian fleet. You can choose who to write about.

Some suggestions would be blueblood John taking advantage of his standing in the fleet for certain perks (wink wink), seadweller Rose with an eerie connection to the dark gods that even the highbloods respect, jadeblood Jade making a name for herself as a soldier instead of a caretaker, or mutant/rustblood Dave just trying to survive his precarious position as a troll footsoldier. You can make them any caste you want, but these are the ones that came to my mind.

Emphasis on the ruthlessness of Alternian troll culture and how it affects these particular trolls would be great! Whether death, other canon characters, OCs, etc. are or are not involved is to your discretion, I just want to see some adult trollstuck.

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Karkat Vantas
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Emotional Baggage
  • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
  • Mind Rape
  • Rose is Not a Nice Person

The rape is mostly of the mental variety, but I figured I should warn for it anyway.

The idea is, Rose beats the shit out of Karkat in a fight and starts picking at Karkat's insecurities and issues- maybe with some horrorterror-backed powers or (if troll Rose) something like chucklevoodoos?- and overall just ignores his boundaries with regards to his own brain, barreling through and wrecking everything in her wake to get at his core. Actual genital action can be involved later if you want (and I'd encourage it!), and if it is I'd like for Karkat to be on slightly more even footing, but I'm mostly here to see Karkat broken down and humiliated in loving detail.

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Other(s)
  • Karkat Vantas/Other(s)
  • Any Warning

I'd love to see something wherein Karkat gets fucked by a lusus, preferably with some kind of oviposition going on. Weird lusus genitals are welcome! Crabdad maybe (and I guess that makes Crabdad a Crabmom in this case), or if you like tentacles, Glb'golyb. Spidermom is also a good candidate for bondage and eggs! (But please no vore.)

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Warning

Kankri and Mituna show their appreciation to latula's body, as well as her being.

(pretty much, Latula has big thighs and butt and Mituna and Kankri want to pretty much praise and love her butt and thighs, and helps her feel better about her body.)

Troll or Humanstuck, it's totally up to you!

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Any Warning
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom

Dualscar and Mindfang decide to do shake things up in their sex life.

Consensual mind control, femdom and big buff man being dommed by shorter but swaggy woman.

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Vriska Serket
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Vriska Serket
  • Underage

Vriska takes some "special" interests with her advanced history teacher, to where she starts failing tests, failing to bring in homework, even getting a detention from talking back to him, just to get him alone with her.

A humanstuck with vriska being between 17 and dualscar in his mid to late 30's, go crazy!

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Cronus Ampora/Rufioh Nitram
  • Any Warning

Rufioh, afraid of conflict of his supposed girlfriend and supposed boyfriend (who he is cheating on with his girlfriend) decides to visit Cronus to help release some stress from his relationship problems, which Cronus is all kinds of happy to help with.

Requested by: gemini28

  • Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick/Snowman
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Diamonds Droog
  • Spades Slick
  • Snowman (Homestuck)

I would really like to see Snowman dominating Slick and Droog in some manner or another. I would especially adore seeing her having fun with Droog while Slick's made to watch, but not join in.

I'm looking for general femdom in this prompt but you'll get all the points extra if there's a) facesitting somewhere in there and b) Snowman's whip turns into a strapon.

Requested by: gemini28

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Roxy gets a chance to interact with Lil Hal- him still being glasses or in an actual chassis is fine- and together they break in some of Dirk's new innovations that he's been keeping under wraps.

I would really, really like a bit of size kink and stomach bulges in this as well as unique sex toys. Go wild with the robotics Dirk's cooked up!

Requested by: gemini28

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Doc Scratch
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Doc Scratch

I would like to see a human au in which Doc Scratch is Rose's therapist and uses "hypnosis therapy" on her, to decidedly unethical results.

I'm looking for more fantasy mind control than realistic hypnosis, though I fully leave it up to the filler for how much Scratch messes with Rose's mind, whether it's a drastic personality switch or something more subtle.

Requested by: lady_of_space

  • Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • The Condesce
  • Any Warning
  • Voyeurism
  • Masturbation
  • Oral Sex
  • Bondage
  • Dom/sub
  • Lingerie
  • Humiliation
  • Torture
  • Leather Kink

Consider: Alpha Dave and Rose having sex constantly under Fish Hitler's surveillance. She doesn't know how to feel about it, but their copulation certainly is...interesting.

(notes: if you can make the Batterwitch intensely uncomfortable, go for it. if you can make her get off to it, even better.)

Requested by: lady_of_space

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Any Warning
  • Tentacles
  • Tentacle Dick
  • Masturbation
  • Anxiety

I've had this headcanon that after going grimdark, Rose will get aroused and literally sprout an eldritch tentacle dick from her clit. It's horrifying and terrible but also, to be completely honest, it's so fucking hot.

Your task: write about Rose and her slimy appendage from the Outer Gods. I don't care about ships, so you can knock yourself out in that regard (anyone will do). Just make it almost scientifically weird: give me horrifically specific descriptions about the tenta-clit from hell and the emotions associated with it.

Godspeed.

Requested by: lady_of_space

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Any Warning
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show

To begin, I deeply apologize to the recipient of this particular request. All of my other requests were relatively flexible in nature, but you, sweet-precious writer, have gotten a hold of the 'Trolls Discover Rocky Horror Picture Show' prompt.

Give me super fucking fancy Kanaya in full on Frank-n-Furter appeal or give me the sweet embrace of death itself. Thank you.

((for the sex, do whatever floats your fucking boat, man. I just want Kanaya as a sexy scientist. After that you're fucking gold in my book))

Requested by: Rainbowpui

  • Dirk Strider
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • BDSM

BSDM AU. Cronus is terrified of intimacy and doesn't think he wants to be in a serious relationship. He meets Dirk online and they start hooking up with Dirk as his sub but soon Cronus realizes he's caught feelings because Dirk has always been really good about his boundaries and stuff but hes really terrified because they agreed at the beginning that they weren't doing anything serious.

Requested by: Rainbowpui

  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Age Difference
  • Jealousy
  • Threesome - M/M/M

Sollux never wanted to admit he was into Eridan...until his ancestor starts flirting with him...and Eridan seems to be into it! Sollux gets salty. and then he gets naked. Threesome ensues.
(note: it wouldnt let me list Eridan/Sollux/Psiioniic as the relationship for some reason? or tag it????? )

Requested by: Rainbowpui

  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Body Horror
  • dubcon
  • Oviparous Trolls

Sollux is a helmsman and Eridan is a breeder that has been assigned to breed with him. Id like to see something with the weirdness of having sex with someone while they are still hooked up to the helm. Sollux is awake and aware but obviously not as mobile as he would be usually. Maybe he can control some of the bio wires like tentacles? Maybe he can still use some of his psionics? have fun with it! Id like it if it was showcased too how this is something that's made awkward because of the fact that they're both obviously being coerced into this now, even if they might have chosen to do it themselves under different circumstances.

Bonus points for Sollux and Eridan explicitly discussing this coercion and bonding over the fact that although they have very different jobs, they're both clearly enslaved to the empire.

Requested by: Rainbowpui

  • Eridan Ampora
  • The Condesce
  • Eridan Ampora/The Condesce
  • Underage
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Age Difference
  • dubcon

Her Imperious Condescension notices one of the cute newly ascended seadwellers ranking well in basic training. Being noticed is not necessarily the best thing.
Eridan is pretty scared and not 100% ok with this...but its not like he can say no to the empress.

Requested by: shamecube

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • BDSM
  • Established Relationship

Good ol' Rosemary! I adore the mix of emotional deflection and honesty/vulnerability that these two show to each other over the course of canon, so I'd love to see how that translates when some kink is added to the mix.

Rose tying up Kanaya? Roleplaying that starts off silly and gets serious? One of them introducing a kink from their species that the other species doesn't really have? Is it an impromptu spur-of-the-moment thing, straight out of troll Cosmo and/or erotic fanfic and full of awkward moments, or is it a regular thing for them? For art, maybe something focusing on their expressions or body language toward each other during the act?

Bonus points for troll xeno, bondage, trust between established partners, aftercare, and especially for Kanaya subbing. No blood drinking or dubcon, please. Any body/race/trans/etc headcanons welcome.

Requested by: shamecube

  • Jade Harley
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Jade Harley
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Orgasm Denial
  • Transformation

This might be a strange pairing, but I think they'd be really interesting together! Besides sharing space as an aspect, they're both used to being physically isolated and to knowing more than their friends. They're friendly and loved, but with a shared element of separation and independence. I'd love to see them come together in the post-comic world-- fwbs? girlfriends?-- and navigate a relationship that fits both of their needs, even if it might seem a little unconventional to others.

...Okay, now that I've made it seem respectable, I can get to the dirty side of things. That little matter of Calliope turning into a giant universe-sized snake during the act? In a last ditch measure Jade can shrink her before she demolishes everything, but that's not as fun as pushing Calliope to the tipping point and just keeping her there. I'd love to see Jade edging Calliope, and Calliope not wanting to give in and let herself let go (or, at least, not easily).

Nothing non-consensual or unhappy, please. Body horror, xeno, and transformation kink is A-OK for this! Calliope slowly changing and getting more and more monster-like as she wrestles with herself would be amazing (but isn't necessary if that's not your jam). Any body/race/trans/etc headcanons welcome.

Requested by: shamecube

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Interrogation
  • Restraints

There's nothing like a cop and a criminal for some good old fashioned interrogation kink. Okay, so they're not their ancestors, but they're both stubborn and sharp and (for the most part) both think they're the most in-control troll around. I'd love to see something where one of them wants something from the other-- a promise? information? an apology? just to see how far they can push them?-- and tries to make the other crack. /Sexily./

Either Terezi or Vriska in the interrogator role is fine: Terezi has all that history with legislaceration, and Vriska is more than familiar with manipulation. Having this in an established relationship or as negotiated kink or roleplay is super fine, and so is it starting out platonically and getting less so as it goes on. Either way, I'd like them to both be into it!

No dubcon or noncon, please, though plenty of consensual resistance and "make me" vibes are much appreciated. Verbal threats/interrogation are perfectly fine by themselves, but if you do want to include something physical, my favorites are blunt impact play (slapping, spanking, that sort of thing), edging, voyeurism, and sensation play (cold water, tickling, hair-pulling, etc). No knifeplay, extreme pain or lasting damage, please. Any body/race/trans/etc headcanons welcome.

Their characterizations went a little all over the place near the end of the comic, so I'm happy with whatever take on their relationship you prefer, whether it's original flavor 2012 scourgecest or relatively mellowed 2016 scourgecest.

Requested by: diamond_dog

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • The Dolorosa
  • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Rape/Non-Con

Mindfang mind-controls Dolorosa and they fuck (with Dolorosa on top). Possibly with Dualscar as an audience. Would prefer penetrative sex.

Requested by: diamond_dog

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Cuckoldry/infidelity kink: Kanaya gets off to watching Rose getting fucked by Terezi, and masturbates on the side. Eventually she might join in (this is up to you). Preferable involves penetrative sex and/or blowjobs.

Requested by: diamond_dog

  • Other(s)
  • Davepetasprite/Jasprosesprite
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Davepetasprite

I'd love to see Jasprose and Davepeta feeling conflicted (at first) over getting intimate (due to the incest thing). Would prefer penetrative sex, possibly with oral as well. Bonus points for animal genitalia (cat-dick and bird cloaca (and/or bulge)). Maybe have Jasprose be the more reluctant of the two, and/or curious about her new anatomy.

Requested by: diamond_dog

  • Aradia Megido
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Aradia doms Vriska and Terezi and takes both their bulges at once (Penetrative and/or oral). Vriska and Terezi enjoy being submissive to her. Can get physically violent if you'd like.

Requested by: CullJoy

  • Aranea Serket
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Kurloz Makara/Aranea Serket
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Femdom
  • Mind Control

Aranea is also, noticeably, against Lord English. Somebody who Kurloz seems to fatefully follow.

I wouldn't mind seeing some kind of tension between the two that eventually results in an intimate fight to take the other down, via chucklevoodos and mind control. Granted, considering her eventual rise of plans, as well as skill, I'd expect Aranea to get the upper hand. Considering she can be rather slimy as well, I'd expect after gaining control she would reward herself via smut stuff. Maybe indulge in her Mindfang copycating some and rejoice at the fact that she took down "Grand Highblood". Bonus for 1.Kurloz being semi-conscious while under this control. 2. Subtle reference as to why he's never seen in the comic again.

Requested by: CullJoy

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Body Dysphoria
  • FTM Cronus
  • Humanstuck
  • mtf
  • Trans Character

Some smut between a FTM Trans Cronus (no surgery), and a cisgender female Porrim, with the latter being dominant.

Cronus basically flirts with Porrim to an annoying and agitating degree of times, before she finally agrees to go out with him once. He's pretty proud of this accomplishment, though once things start heating up after and maybe during their date, he starts to a get a little weary and dodgy about what Porrim is probably expecting in his pants.
Porrim may or may not already know, but it's up to you, so as long as Cronus gets some sort of brief comfort that everything's okay before/during when they fuck. Oh yeah, they can either do something with a strap on or just through touching, and it doesn't matter who's giving what so as long as Porrim had a more dominant control, while still respecting anything Cronus may find uncomfortable.

I'd like for some brief interaction with Kankri and Cronus in the beginning too, as friends. Maybe he says something to or about Kankri in an attempt to get Porrim's (annoyed) attention? Maybe Kankri even knows but he's just shaking his fucking head at his friend's lame attempts as wooing Porrim.

Requested by: CullJoy

  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Signless | The Sufferer/The Summoner
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Summoner seems like the kind of guy that, while having good intentions, would twist around Signless' message of peace through killing highbloods through battle/riots and prodding the idea of lowbloods taking over instead.

Eventually he died, but would have a fair chance of meeting Signless in the dreambubbles. Now nothing Summoner does will effect Alternia, yes, but that doesn't mean Signless still can't grow to be pissed the fuck off by this guy and his choices, his calm demeanor faltering.

So yeah, black rom SumXSign.
Bonus points for that agitated Vantas finding out that Summoner's matesprit was a troll (Mindfang) who may have touched his mother. Though that's completely optional.

Requested by: CullJoy

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • dubcon
  • Femdom
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Size Difference
  • Size Kink

I'd basically like a story where Dualscar is in heat and purposely attempts to attract Condy, ex. working within her proximity, purposely attending a public dinner to attempt making her jealous with contenders, etc. Something embarrassingly manipulating and yet desperate at the same time.

They eventually pail after Condy breaks, but she isn't going to just let Dualscar win smugly and make a fool out of her.
Dualscar would be the receiver, much to his startled surprise and slight reluctance since he'd assume he'd be the big bad top. Looking for this to be slightly noncon to an eventual dubcon route, where he eventually falls into enjoying it.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Threesome
  • Threesome - F/F/M

Post sburb or AU, pitch Johrezi, flushed Roxygen, and a quadrant of your choosing between Roxy and Terezi if you want. I would love to see these three and their chemistry together all at once, how they interact and what they think of each other. We barely have any canon interaction between Roxy and Terezi, for example. And of course a sexy threesome.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davepetasprite
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Polyamory
  • Threesome
  • Threesome - M/M/Other

Post sgrub or an AU, please. I love Davekat, I love Davepetasprite, I love Karkat's selfcest kink, I love flustered Dave, and I love Davepetasprite's crush on Karkat. You take it from here.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Damara Megido
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Damara Megido/Kankri Vantas
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Battle
  • Fighting Kink
  • Violence

I have this headcanon where it turns out Kankri is just naturally an amazing fighter? He could maybe be ashamed of that, or proud of it, but I want him to be incredible at violence. And Damara? Well, of course she's great as well, she's ruthless, but I want her to be crazy turned on by Kankri's skill at the battle field. Can be an AU or canon compliant.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Davepetasprite
  • Jade Harley
  • Davepetasprite/Jade Harley
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This request is here because I desperately want to see someone's interpretation of Davepetasprite's strange hybrid crotch. It's part female crow, part male boy, part girl troll. What is it?? What does it look like, how does it work? SHOW ME. The sexy times don't even have to be with Jade, they can be with anyone, Davepetasprite could even just be masturbating alone, exploring the new goods.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Mind Control

Okay so, I want Mindfang (or any Serket of your choosing) to mindcontrol two characters into raping each other. It's up to you how awful it is, how much they secretly enjoy it, and how conscious they really are of what's happening and how not in control they are. This could be happening through dreambubble shenanigans, or some sort of AU.

Ooh, also, one or both of the characters being raped could possibly already be in a relationship with someone else, if you want to (example: Karkat and Rose). Or maybe the characters being raped are in a concilatory relationship with one another (example: Nepeta and Equius). Or maybe they're related to one another, which adds another horrifying layer of "we're being forced to commit incest" (example: Rose and Dave). Or maybe their orientations don't match (example: Kanaya and Dirk). The sky's the limit with this prompt. You could choose any two characters you want for this prompt. This is also your oppurtunity to write femslash if you prefer that.

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Aftercare
  • BDSM
  • Established Relationship
  • Pet Play

I'd love to see something with pet play or other kind of play with John domming. Also related to a general scene situation, I think Dave would make an entertaining perfectionist sub.

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Jake English/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Alternate Universe
  • Brother/Brother Incest
  • Polyamory
  • Stridercest

Love me some Egbert/English/Strider piles. Could I get some happy established poly or being-established poly with them?

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • Jake English
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Jake English
  • Any Warning
  • Alternate Universe
  • Hate Sex
  • physical violence

Think I could get some pitch black kismesis Windycuffs action? Bonus for fisticuffs turning wrestling turning heavy makeouts and hate sex.

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • John Egbert
  • Davesprite
  • Davesprite/John Egbert
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cloaca
  • Oviposition

Davesprite needs some more loving. Especially if he's got sharp scratchy bird hands and can't get himself off easily. Bonus for cloaca!Davesprite or cloaca combo, or oviposition if the situation arises.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aranea Serket
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I really liked Aranea and Meenah's dynamic back when they were first introduced, before everything went to hell in the story... So I'd want something with them together again, full of silliness, fish puns, excessive exposition, and (of course) lots of hot and enthusiastic sex. Whatever setting you want would be fine: still on Beforus, or together in the dreambubbles with no reference to what happened to them in canon, or them getting back together afterwards, etc. Whatever it is I'd definitely want to see them flushed for each other, and in a generally happy/upbeat situation.

Also, some general preferences that will apply to this request and others: First of all, please have all of the characters treated as being 18+, and everything being generally happy, fluffy, and with all parties eagerly participating (and no mind control on Aranea's part). Including other characters (in the story, not the sex) is fine though I'd rather you leave out Vriska, the Makaras, and the Amporas. Genitalia-wise I prefer everyone to have human-like vulvas, rather than bulge/nook combos. And finally, my one big kink is watersports, so if you're up for writing anything with that it would be great, but if not then that's also fine.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

We never saw these two interacting, but I could certainly imagine them getting along well and having fun together. Perhaps them curling up together to watch shitty ecchi anime (and maybe getting high) and getting frisky with each other? Or maybe bonding over collaborating on writing smutty fics, wand wanting to try out what they wrote? Or just Damara making one of her lewd propositions, and being a bit surprised (and a bit turned on) when Meulin one-ups her with all of the dirty things she's no doubt seen on the internet? (Again, background characters are fine as long as they aren't Vriska, Makaras, or Amporas. And my genital preference is human-like vulva, and my kink preferences are watersports or otherwise vanilla.)

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Redglare
  • The Handmaid/Redglare
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Both of these ladies had pretty crappy stories on Alternia, huh? So it would be nice to see something happy with them blowing off some steam in bed with each other. It could be a fuckbuddies type of relationship, or something fluffier and more romantic - I'm just imagining that Handy would pop over to Redglare's time and place for some much-needed stress relief. (As usual: Vulvas preferred, watersports would be wonderful but not necessary, and in this case I'd rather the story just be between the two of them and not any other characters).

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aradia Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

How would a fully realized maid of time use her powers and her situation when she felt like masturbating? Would she create a small time loop for a quickie with herself? Or maybe a longer loop to give her some time to fuck herself silly? Or perhaps she'd find an alternate of herself from another timeline to hop in bed with. In any case I just really love godtier Aradia and her happiness and enthusiasm about everything, and I'd like to see her taking advantage of the fact that she'd know exactly how to best please herself. Anyway, as usual please age her up to 18+, and if you have background characters please don't have Vriska, Amporas, or Makaras. And human-like vulvas are preferred, and watersports would be a great bonus but not required.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

What would happen if the two resident seers focused their powers on getting each other hot and bothered? It could be either red or black, and anything from a lusty hookup to relationship shenanigans. (If it is blackrom, though, I'd rather it be along the lines of trying to irritate, tease, or one-up each other as opposed to anything actually damaging or hurtful). I'd love to see what they'd do to try to press each others' buttons, what sort of creative uses of Seer powers they could find to land in the steamiest situations together, or just how they'd snarkily flirt with each other (and how anyone else around might react). As with the rest of the prompts: 18+, no Vriskas/Makaras/Amporas, vulvas preferred, watersports would be a great addition.

Requested by: uumiho

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Scenario: Dave Strider is an intergalactic escort. Yes, you read that right. He found out he could make hella dollar by going on dates with various members of alien species and letting them touch his phalanges, or whatever. He's pretty popular, but his ass is on lock, in that it is actually locked down. He doesn't fuck his clients. Then, he gets hired (along with a few others) to entertain at a party of trolls. Good (they're known for being hot af) and bad (also volatile af, yeesh). Present at the party are diplomats Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope, both very important people. Dave is uncomfortably intrigued. When he runs into them again, instead of politely pretending not to know them, he can't help but put on the charm.

And then they ask him out. (Oh, shit.) What happens next? Ideally, a graceful handling of the horrifyingly clumsy transition from working to personal relationship. Bonus points if Dave wants the bulge but STILL refuses to have sex on the job, so they have to entertain HIM instead.

Then there's the other option: Thrill me with a fascinating DaveKaRezi AU. I'm really feeling BDSM, danger, life or death thrills, secret agents, intergalactic bountyhunters, and... dragons. As much as I like domestic schmoop, try to make this fantastical. Less "fuck-or-die" and more "we almost died and have the most confused boners about it (or maybe not confused at all)." Seduction, drama, Terezi owning ass and taking names. You get the picture.

(Note: For all troll prompts, I prefer bulge/nook combinations for the genitals. Please absolutely no grey human-style junk.)

Requested by: uumiho

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • John Egbert
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Corruption kink, except without the underage. I want Bro putting John on his knees but like, after he's legal.

Any setting is great for this, so long as John is 18+. This doesn't mean John is a weepy uke or nervous manchild - he's still John! Snarky and smart and ballsy and competent, but also completely sexually inexperienced.

Try to avoid fluffy sincere tender stuff. Bro and John should definitely LIKE each other, and want to fuck each other, but in an IC kinda way. Constant pranks, challenges inside and outside the bedroom, each one trying to get the upper hand. It'd be great if Bro kept winning and there was a huge buildup to John completely knocking the ball out of the park and rocking Bro's world by the end. I'd like to see John impress Bro in other ways, which is why he wants to take the boy to fucktown so goddamn badly.

Personal request: the smuppets can be a thing still, but I'd prefer it not to be like pre-SBURB where Bro was obsessed with them (and also, no Lil Cal). He definitely can still make smuppets and do porn, but that's separate from his actual kinks. He has a lot of crazy toys but they are relatively unconnected to the puppets.

Requested by: uumiho

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

HERE'S THE FLUFFY ONE. Also the canon AU one.

So: I want Karkat and Signless meeting in some post-game universe reboot, and all the baggage that entails. First Karkat hates Signless and wants nothing to do with him, despite Signless really wanting to interact with him. Then Karkat slowly starts to seek out Signless' attention because he's developed an attraction to him (bonus points if it's from seeing Signless with Di and Psii, and finding all of them really hot). Signless is confused, but happy, until he picks up on Karkat's not-so-well-hidden attraction. Then he is confused and DELIGHTED.

Signless is completely precious about giving Karkat time to express his feelings and stresses healthy interactions. He respects Karkat's feelings and emphasizes communication and consent. Karkat isn't sure how to feel about it. They butt heads over the subject sometimes. Signless is just like, shrug, if you don't want to be mature about it, I can't agree to any relations with you.

Please no parent/child kink; I'm looking for more mentor/student kink. Signless is old and experienced and Karkat is young and angry and impulsive and has no idea how to deal with a healthy relationship where his feelings are reciprocated and validated. Go all out on the fluff. Extra super bonus points if Disciple thinks it's adorable and Psiionic teases them both about it. (They can even join in. I would absolutely die for a foursome where they're all lavishing attention on Karkat, so long as the focus is still on Signkat.)

Other character reactions that would be cool: Terezi, Redglare, Sollux, Kanaya, Dolorosa.

Requested by: uumiho

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Motherfucking praise kink. Who has more issues than these three? Okay, I realize everyone in this canon has issues, but Solkarezi is at least in the top five of the shit tier.

I'm okay with any setting for this. Weird setting AU? Great. Canon? Great. Alternia AU? Domestic AU? Post-canon? All lovely, as long as they are still trolls.

I want them to take turns lavishing affection on each other, despite all being snarky assholes literally all other times. I also want to see them cry.

A great interpretation of this prompt I'd love to see would be Terezi getting the idea and tackling both Karkat and Sollux with it at the same time, maybe coupled with BDSM play. She gets both of them emotional telling them how awesome they are and gets off on their hypersensitivity in response. Afterward, Sollux and Karkat conspire to get her back. What starts out innocuous (maybe a clumsy attempt to wrest the domme seat from her for a night) turns into both of them lavishing the adoration on HER. Like the hypocrite she is, Terezi completely breaks down. Proceed either sex-while-crying OR her using the safeword to end the scene (followed by later fluffy cuddles/makeouts and emotional sex).

I really want a big emphasis on the juxtaposition of the praise kink vs. them all being fucked up and caustic in their own ways; they all have their own barriers up and they're mean to each other for fun. Despite this they really care about each other and have tender moments like these, even if they sometimes have weird motivations.

If you choose this prompt someone breaking down crying is absolutely a must. I like consensual crying during sex, comfort sex, and sensory overload, and that's a big part in what I like about praise kink.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jane Crocker
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Jade Harley/Gamzee Makara
  • Any Warning
  • Awkward Boners
  • Awkward Dates
  • Awkward First Times
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Bruises
  • Love Bites
  • Rough Oral Sex
  • Wall Sex

No AUs, please! This means no humanstuck, or anything that's very out of place and obviously fan-created. Try to stick as close to canon as possible. Trolls should have tentabulges, but no nooks (aka vaginas). I'd also appreciate it if you kept the characters under 20 years old.

I feel like I've said this hundreds of times by now, but Jade/Gamzee, and also Jane/Kurloz, are very, very special rare-pairs that are near and dear to my heart, and I am constantly on the look-out for anything depicting these romances.

For this prompt, I would love it if you had Jade and Gamzee on a super awkward first date. Can be black or red, your choice, though I'm dying to see them as a caliginous couple. Only one of the participants thinks that the date is going incredibly in their favor (could be either Gamzee or Jade). Anyway, the date finishes up, they head back to someone's house (whose house is it? no one knows - you can make it anyone's house) and Gamzee (or Jade) tries to initiate sexy times, even though the date totally didn't end well.

There's a bit of fumbling about, a bit of "oh no, I don't really want to, please go home" but then somehow someone convinces the other party that yeah alright, we're gonna have sex.

Gamzee likes to bite. Jade loves to bite back. The sex is going pretty well. It's rough and needy.

Jane and Kurloz, who also happened to be out (they could've gone out on a date, or just went shopping, as friends or something, you can make it ambiguous), come home, and they hear the tell-tale signs of violent love-making. Needless to say, this is embarrassing for both of them.

They try not to, but they start to listen in. And both begin to get aroused by it. ;) Jane (or Kurloz) needs to "use the bathroom," but the other person is like, "Dude, I can tell that this is having an effect on you" and there's some admittance to levels of horniness. Jane and Kurloz proceed to make out furiously in the hallway. Can lead to eventual sex against the wall.

At the end, you can decide if Jade and Gamz discover Jane and Kurloz, or end it with all four people satiated.... for the time being. ;)

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Warning
  • Blood Drinking
  • Mommy Kink
  • Public Masturbation
  • Public Sex

No AUs, please! This means no humanstuck, or anything that's very out of place and obviously fan-created. Try to stick as close to canon as possible. Trolls should have tentabulges, but no nooks (aka vaginas). I'd also appreciate it if you kept the characters under 20 years old.

This takes place inside the dreambubbles. All of the Beforan trolls are dead, frozen at age 19.

It's okay if you want Kankri and Porrim to have a moirallegiance. I'd encourage it, in fact.

Prompt: Kankri is still having a hard time dealing w/ Latula and Mituna's continued relationship. He vents to Porrim about this on a daily basis, and eventually she gets fed up with it and decides that he needs to "break his vow of celibacy," so to speak.

Ideally she should abruptly interrupt his monologue w/ a totally unexpected question, such as "how often do you masturbate," or something similar to make him stop and stutter.

He refuses to answer, insisting that he's celibate, but she gets it out of him (preferably by threatening to lick his neck).

Her continued questions about how healthy his sex life actually is subsequently leads to an impromptu lesson on the benefits of routine sexual activity. Porrim demonstrates. Kankri at first refuses to participate, but as she goes on he becomes more and more "engaged" with the lesson, though clearly he's trying very hard to deny his interest. This results, perhaps predictably, in them having sex.

You can end the fic with a word about how Kankri doesn't seem to be as obsessed with Latula as he once was. In fact, he seems to be spending more time w/ Porrim now. ;)

Hopefully you'll put in a spot of neck biting and blood drinking. I imagine it's quite an intimate act. I would love it if Kankri accidentally calls Porrim "mommy" at some point, which she brings up later. He vehemently contests against his ever having uttered the word.

Because the dreambubbles have astoundingly permeable barriers, I think there's always a risk of getting caught when doing these types of things. That's why I've included "public masturbation" and "public sex" in the optional tags. Y'know, in case you want someone to walk in on them.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes
  • Any Warning
  • Accidental Relationship
  • Bitterness
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Voyeurism
  • Webcam/Video Chat Sex

No AUs, please! This means no humanstuck, or anything that's very out of place and obviously fan-created. Try to stick as close to canon as possible. Trolls should have tentabulges, but no nooks (aka vaginas). I'd also appreciate it if you kept the characters under 20 years old.

This is not a love triangle prompt!!! I would like Jade to be interested in Eridan and Feferi. This doesn't necessarily mean that Eridan and Feferi have to have requited feelings for each other by the end. That's up to you!

Eridan overhears Feferi telling Sollux about her amazing conversations with the Jade human. She wants to enter into a red relationship with her new "alien" friend, but is unsure how to proceed! Eridan, who at this point is still heartbroken over his failed moirallegiance and attempted matespritship w/ Feferi, becomes incredibly bitter, and a little bit jealous. He starts to speak to Jade, trying to turn her off to the idea of a matespritship w/ the Pisces. Unfortunately, his plan doesn't seem to be going so well! Jade becomes more interested in Feferi, and Eridan, surprisingly, as a result of his meddling.

This may eventually culminate in a three-way sexy-times video chat, or just a two-way sexy-times video chat w/ voyeurism. The voyeurism may come from Feferi or Eridan, but I definitely want Jade to be stuck in the middle!!!

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Jade Harley
  • Any Warning
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Oral Sex
  • Self-cest
  • Sloppy Makeouts
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Vaginal Fisting

No AUs, please! This means no humanstuck, or anything that's very out of place and obviously fan-created. Try to stick as close to canon as possible. Trolls should have tentabulges, but no nooks (aka vaginas). I'd also appreciate it if you kept the characters under 20 years old.

Hahahaha selfcest is the best.

I've read one story that had Jade romancing a trickster! version of herself ((well, actually, it was kinda the other way around)) and boy howdy that was steamy. It's titled "Exactly What You Paid For" and it's by a_stands_for. It's in my bookmarks if you want to check it out.

Anyway, I really, really want Jade Harley to get it on w/ herself. B/c let's face it, selfcest is hot. Or maybe it's just Jade who's hot. Yeah, maybe that's it.

It could be set in an ambiguous dreamscape, if you wish. I just want two ((or more!!!! omg yeah more would be sweet)) Jades to collide, start talking, and then realize what a waste it would be if they didn't start making out with each other right this second. It could start out innocuously at first, like a little experiment, but then quickly turn dirty. ;)))) I wanna see some pussy eating, y'know what I mean!!!!

Eventually, after a cool down, they have to part ways, called back to their respective worlds/timelines, etc. whatever you want. It's sad, but they promise to see each other again. And they do!!! They also do more than just "see" each other for a while, ehehehehe.

Requested by: RoeOcean

  • Jade Harley
  • Jake English
  • Jane Crocker
  • John Egbert
  • Jake English/Jade Harley
  • Any Warning
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Hidden Depths
  • Incest

No AUs, please! This means no humanstuck, or anything that's very out of place and obviously fan-created. Try to stick as close to canon as possible. Trolls should have tentabulges, but no nooks (aka vaginas). I'd also appreciate it if you kept the characters under 20 years old.

That's right people it's incest time.

These two haven't interacted all that much in canon, but I'd like to see Jake and Jade hanging out, maybe watching a movie (with blue ladies of course), and, slowly, realizing that they have feelings for each other.

It's on the new world, and the atrocities of the past still loom over them all. But they're moving on. They're getting better, one day at a time. They can have fun. But they still remember the darker times they've lived through.

Jade remembers being free from her inhibitions and as wild as a wolf in her grimbark form, remembers her threats to Roxy, Dave, and Karkat. Sometimes she still feels like flying and biting and snapping bones comfortably hidden in flesh and meat.

Jake recalls how frightened he was while Jane held him prisoner, stroking her hands uncomfortably up and down his legs, going as far as she could without openly sexually assaulting him.

They both remind each other so much of the caretakers they once knew and loved, so they feel cautious but comfortable about confiding in each other. Jade can't see Jake without searching for traces of her grandfather. And Jake can't look at Jade without wondering where the powerful old figure of his grandmother is, lost in the youthful contours of his friend's face.

They tell each other about the past, dark instances that have shaped who they are in this new world. They comfort each other, holding hands and snuggling. Eventually this leads to kissing. Kissing leads to sex on the couch in front of an old black and blue period piece. It's not planned, but it's not chaotic. It's meant to be slow and soothing, but something gets away from them and they become very rough with each other.

How does it end? With Jade and Jake examining their relationship in a new light, and embracing it? Or with them uncoupling, interrupted by shame and guilt? Or maybe it ends with something more complex... something Jade and Jake cannot explain, that pulls them closer but also draws them apart. You get to decide!!!

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert
  • Any Warning

John, Jade, Rose, and Dave meet up on the new world after they win the game for the first time. They have never been able to just be together before. I am interested in a slice of the life that the kids find for themselves after the game. Not particular about how their relationships fall out as long as they get to be happy :)

Requested by: bench

  • Sollux Captor
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Warning

Sollux and Roxy meet up at a gaming event. They find themselves meeting up in tournaments more than once and the rivalry is immediate and powerful.

Requested by: bench

  • John Egbert
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Any Warning

Dave and Dirk compete to see who can show John the best time. John is willing to encourage this behavior as long as it gets him fantastically laid.

Requested by: bench

  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Any Warning

Sollux is the tech guy for famous DJ Dave Strider. Dave chews Sollux out for not setting some specialized piece of equipment up just so. Sollux is sick to death of Dave's constant perfectionism. They work out their frustration behind a pile of amps.

Requested by: bench

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Any Warning
  • Bondage

Rose and Kanaya are sick to death of Vriska's constant meddling. They decide to teach her that if she sticks her nose in everyone's business, sometimes she is going to get bitten.

Requested by: Khemi

  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • AR/Dirk Strider
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Mind Control
  • Extremely Dubious Consent
  • Manipulation

AR has a thing for Dirk and no body to do anything about it, but with a bit of "inspiration" from Crockertech and some adjustments to Dave's iShades, he takes control of the other human in the house and takes advantage of Dirk's badly disguised interests in Dave to finally get what he always wanted.

Requested by: Khemi

  • Dirk Strider
  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/Dirk Strider
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Partial Mind Control
  • Mind Manipulation

Non-game AU; The Condesce finally caught the leader of the rebellion against her rule, but after so long chasing him her obsession has got out of hand. She doesn't want to kill him now, but she's decided he's going to rule by her side, and if words won't convince him maybe pleasure will break him open enough she can change his mind for him.

Requested by: Khemi

  • John Egbert
  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Semi-Public Sex

Dirk and John aren't exactly sure how they ended up in this changing room stall, but now they're here and the friends they came to hang out with are in the stalls around them, and maybe that's hot in a way they don't want to think about too hard and the prospect of doing something they probably shouldn't is a little too appealing to ignore.

Requested by: ribbontype

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Polyamory

PLEASE GOD NO ONE HAS WRITTEN ANY PORN FOR THIS SHIP SINCE 2013 EXCEPT FOR ME. I'm desperate. I'm dying. I want beta kids and I want them in LOVE. Some good kinks: breathplay, bondage, denial/edging, (body) worship. this can be 100% pwp I don't need any build up here. Only qualifiers: they are IN LOVE!!!! They are sweet and happy. There can be some angst as a result of canon typical scenarios but I'd prefer them all happy. If one or more of them is trans that would be cool too because I love my trans betas. Basically just let them Bang and don't let Dave top and I'll be happy. Bonus points for John or Jade-centric POV.

Requested by: ribbontype

  • John Egbert
  • Davesprite
  • Jade Harley
  • Davesprite/John Egbert/Jade Harley
  • Any Warning
  • Macro/Micro
  • Oral Sex
  • Frottage

GIVE ME . . . THE YELLOW YARD TRIO OT3. For this I want some space powers shenanigan where one or two of them gets shrunken down and the third person / other two is still Normal Sized. The Normal Sized person(s) think the tiny person(s) is super adorable when they're small like that, and it devolves into a sexual situation preferably with a few of the following: Clothes on / grinding, ordinary objects being re-purposed for sex given the size difference, and oral (NOT vore tho, none of that here please)

Requested by: ribbontype

  • Jade Harley
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Warning

Jade and Roxy have been attending the same summer camp for years now and every year their biggest competition in the annual paintball game has always been each other. Now, as camp counselors, rivalry turns to flirty romance and covered in paint they perhaps elect to take a quick skinny dip in the lake to clean it off, and then they bang. Bonus points for smuggled in sex toys, multiple orgasms, and general summercamp tomfoolery.

Requested by: ribbontype

  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Quadrant Confusion
  • Quadrant Vacillation
  • Rough Sex
  • Loss of Virginity

Post game, Dirk/John first time and conflicting feelings, if you would! Blackpale vacillation is my ULTIMATE love for these two. I'd like there to be a lot of awkwardness, but still be pretty passionate and kinda rough. It'd be nice if there could be some characterization focus here too but i definitely want pornography. No ultimate sex god dirk and blushing uke john, please god. If anything have John be a little bit more of the dominant party here because he's more used to interpersonal interaction and physical intimacy. Give me a Dirk and John who find comfort and balance in each other, who PISS EACH OTHER OFF TO NO END, and who are horny 16 year old boys.

Requested by: ribbontype

  • Jane Crocker
  • Meenah Peixes
  • The Condesce
  • Jane Crocker/Meenah Peixes
  • Any Warning
  • Rough Sex

Meenah Finally finds an heiress who her blood caste doesn't compel her to kill. They constantly are trying to one up each other to win the affections and favor of )(IC and they're both, in short, majorly getting off on having some real competition for once. I want this one teetering on black and red with some rough and passionate sex, either in public/somewhere they could get caught, with clothes on, and perhaps with the Condesce occasionally getting in on the action too. Humanstuck or not, doesn't matter to me, but I want the crockercorp heiresses going at each other like cats and dogs, and then like rabbits.

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I always love to think of what their first time would be like, whether Cronus ends up being actually a decent guy for once and taking his time or being a total d-bag and not really knowing how to take care of his partner.

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce
  • The Condesce/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Blackrom PsiiCon is my favourite black ship - pre or post helming, doesn't matter! Please try to avoid gore, though!

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • Mituna Captor
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd love to see Tulip domming the fuck out of her two boys in any way she can. Go wild with the kinks here - just try to avoid bathroom kinks, please!

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Roxy Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
  • Demon Summoning
  • Orgy
  • Xeno

I've seen a few fics where one of the trolls is summoned as part of some demonic ritual and it leads to sexy times, I'd like to see the same idea but flipped around with a human as the fearsome red-blooded demon summoned by a group of stunned trolls who thought it was just a joke.

The pairing I've suggested was mostly me throwing characters at the wall, I think Roxy is a good pick for the summoned creature, though any of the human girls would be fun (their adult incarnations too) and any of the trolls alpha or beta is good with me. Ideally girls more than guys, if you're feeling extra generous I would be super down to read this as a big fun group sex scene!

I picked Kanaya as an example troll because with her sunlight immunity and odd hobbies she's essentially the troll equivalent of a goth, she could have learned a summoning spell from one of her rainbow drinker novels, but feel free to think of a different way this whole scenario would work, I really want this to be the catch-all request in case the rest are too specific. Also don't feel pressured to include multiple trolls if you think this is a one troll problem,

A theme I'd really like to see this revolve around is normal human stuff being viewed as otherworldly or demonic by the trolls, from their red blood, their preference for bright lights, general cheery attitude, whatever. It would be great for the human in question to be somewhat oblivious to the whole demonic summoning aspect of their appearance, so they fall ass-backwards into a bunch of tropes (from the trolls' perspective) but from their own perspective they're just here to party!

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Aranea Serket
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Spinneret Mindfang/Aranea Serket
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Dream Bubbles
  • Mind Control
  • Threesome

Out in the dream bubbles, Aranea finds her Alternian alternate self and the two have been swapping stories back and forth about their respective lives. Aranea gets engrossed in all of Mindfang's tales, each more exciting than the last. When Mindfang halts a story mid-way through, Aranea is devastated and begs her to finish the telling. Mindfang says she will only continue if Aranea can bring the Dolorosa to her, for Mindfang misses her lost love greatly. Aranea has no idea how to find the Dolorosa, but she does happen to know someone who looks an awful lot like her!

I've tagged this one as non-con because I imagined that at that point Aranea would trick or manipul8 Porrim into coming willingly into Mindfang's web, but if you feel uncomfortable with that and would like to play this one consensually that's fine with me as well, I am just down for double spider threesomes.

If you feel more confident with Kanaya or Vriska I would be still be super happy to see this fic, with either Beforan of Alternian trolls

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • The Dolorosa
  • Vriska Serket
  • Underage
  • Teacher-Student Relationship
  • Humanstuck
  • Not Humanstuck

Wherein Vriska is the Dolorosa's least favourite student. She is inattentive, always asks for an extension on assignments (though she begrudgingly turns them in at the last second when refused) and she's rude in the extreme when answering questions.

She's also by far the top student in the course.

The Dolorosa, convinced she is cheating, holds her back after class to try and call her out on her lack of knowledge, it then turns out that Vriska is more than just lucky, she knows her shit inside out (courtesy of a very loud older sister with whom she shared a room and who absolutely loved this field of study). The Dolorosa is a combination of flustered, angry, impressed and at least a little bit aroused that Vriska can seriously quote half a dozen sources off the top of her head (seriously, Aranea never shuts up).

Vriska recognises firstly that the teacher thought she was cheating (she grew up in the inner city, she's a latinx, she is fucking ACCUSTOMED to people assuming she can't be as smart as she so very clearly is) and secondly that she has impressed the teacher with her knowledge and brash, yet roguish mannerisms and thirdly that the teacher is blushing a little bit.

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Okay this is a little long for a prompt BUT hopefully that gives you a good springboard to go off. I've tagged this one as underage because the age difference is something I'd like seeing, with a more sexually aggressive student pressing their teacher into a liaison that would otherwise never cross their mind. You can set this in highschool if you'd like but university is also fine. I had Vriska as latinx in the prompt but by all means you are not obligated to include that if it makes you uncomfortable to involve race in the story. I've also gone with the Dolorosa rather than Porrim because I view them as quite different characters, if you feel it's easier to refer to her as Porrim in the story that's fine.

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

What if GCat shipped dersecest?

The alpha session god cat gets it in it's feline brain that Rose and Dave are made for each other and insists on trying to get them together. It randomly teleports them into meet cute scenarios, puts them in a fancy dining scenario, the same bed in a nice hotel, endlessly until the two agree that the only way to break the cat's curse is to just get it on already. You could jump straight into the sex if you wanted but it would also be cool to see the build up as two people who barely know each other just get used to being forcefully shoved into each other's lives and build up a strong friendship through the mutual experience of first guardian fuckery

Requested by: orochisInebriation

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Biting
  • Bondage
  • Impact Play
  • Omorashi
  • Pet Play
  • Petstuck
  • Xeno

I'd love to see a fic in which Rose is Terezi's pet human whom she dotes on enormously. I'd love to see a fic where this pisses Rose off. This is already a pretty kinky prompt so feel free to throw whatever in there. The tags are a few suggestions of things I am into and wouldn't mind seeing in an idea like this.

I'd also love to see the setup but with the dominance reversed, so Alternian culture might dictate that Rose is Terezi's pet but behind closed doors Rose tops the fuck out of her mistress.

Particularly for an idea like this it would be really cool to see things from Terezi's perspective and have her view Rose as very much a sexy exotic alien who does weird alien things and thinks they're normal.

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mind Meld

Due to sprite shenanigans, Nepeta comes out of the game mindlinked to Dave and also to Feferi. Dave and Feferi have hot sex and Nepeta feels all of it. I think there's a lot of room to explore motivations and dynamics with this, so have fun.

Letter: http://files.inklesspen.com/droneseason/2016/

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Helmsman Kink

Little known fact: some alien species can be wired up to your helmsman to boost its power. When Terezi's one-crewperson (plus helmsman) scout ship comes across a damaged human ship, she rescues the two survivors and hooks Rose into the system. When Dave comes to, he's less pleased with the situation than Terezi would like; it doesn't help that he doesn't understand Alternian. (Rose is at least able to draw on Sollux's knowledge.)

It would be cool if this turned into an OT4 free-for-all, but mixing and matching within the set of characters is fine too. I think it would be hilarious if Dave tried to enter into blackrom with Terezi or Sollux. Other cool things: Sollux and Rose sharing sensations/thoughts, Rose getting her body map confused with Sollux's, Dave being more concerned for Rose's sanity/wellbeing than Rose is, quadrant smearing. Dersecest appreciated but not required.

Letter: http://files.inklesspen.com/droneseason/2016/

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gender or Sex Swap
  • Genderfluid Character

What I'd like to see here is Dave suddenly becoming a girl (magic? weird game mechanics?) and seeing how this changes up Dave's relationship with Rose. Dave's somewhat genderfluid so ve's actually pretty okay with the change, and Dave's always been good at putting up a front too. I'd love to see the fronts Dave and Rose put up and their true feelings, and some sexy sex.

I think this could work well with some light BDSM as well (Rose tops, Dave bottoms), but this is definitely not "forced feminization" or any kind of kink where being a girl is something Dave ought to be ashamed of. It's just an interesting wrinkle on their relationship, that's all.

Letter: http://files.inklesspen.com/droneseason/2016/

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Meenah Peixes
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Quadrant Vacillation
  • Not Humanstuck

Basically please show me Karkat and Meenah helping each other be a better person and having a really good time making each other feel good.

Letter: http://files.inklesspen.com/droneseason/2016/

Requested by: inklesspen

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Police Uniforms
  • Strippers & Strip Clubs
  • Not Humanstuck

Terezi is an actual cop (on Earth, in space, whatever). Vriska gets her a stripper cop for her wigglingday. Terezi shows Vriska her appreciation. (The stripper's identity, if not an OC, is up to your discretion, except no Makaras please, and if the stripper is an OC, please don't have ver join in the sex. Terezi and Vriska's quadrant is also up to your discretion.)

Requested by: An Errant Tumbleweed

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Xenophilia
  • Past Abuse
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Touch-Starved
  • Nonverbal Communication
  • Psychological Trauma
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Alien Cultural Differences
  • Human/Troll Relationship
  • Troll Anatomy
  • Troll Biology

Dave and Karkat are alien to each other (and okay, maybe one of them (Karkat) finds that super hot. Maybe one of them (Karkat, again) has done extensive research on illicit xenophilia minutiae like "solitary bulges" (what??) and "crotch fur" (so exotic) and all these other bizarre multicultural details (resulting in far too many parentheses and end in sentences like this.)) Karkat would desperately like to learn about the strange human mating practices he's seen in romcoms, even such risque ones as "cuddling in soft bathrobes and discussing feelings and possibly smoking a soporific of some kind."

The problem is, after a lifetime of Smuppets, maybe-not-entirely-ironic voyeuristic websites, and Bro in general, Dave's understanding of sex is fairly warped.

Give me anything about Karkat and Dave navigating "multicultural" sex together. Bonus points for any exploration of Dave's past trauma, and what that might mean for their relationship. Touch starved Dave is a plus, nonverbal Dave is a plus, Karkat being confused in general about Dave is a plus. (Depiction of past abuse or assault is okay by me, but please no partner rape between Dave and Karkat, thanks.)

Requested by: An Errant Tumbleweed

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Oral Sex
  • Rainbow Drinkers
  • Squirting
  • Cunnilingus
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Human/Troll Relationship

As a rainbow drinker, Kanaya has been doing her level best to set a good example and destroy the stereotype that her kind are obsessed monsters who thirst for nothing but your fluids. Well, your blood at least. Humans may not use pails, but contrary to advertisement, trolls are not the only species capable of producing an obscene amount of genetic material from their nooks. When Rose is extremely stimulated (especially by application of Kanaya's tongue to her nook), she is prone to gushing a strange sticky fluid that Kanaya cannot get enough of.

Basically give me anything where our intrepid rainbowdrinker discovers more delicious parts of Rose to taste (please no scat though).

Requested by: An Errant Tumbleweed

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Troll Romance
  • Xenophilia

Calliope's other self left her with only one edict: "have fun". So far in the new world, she thinks she's doing a swell job. The only trouble is, with so many cute humans and cute trolls and cute carapacians, she might be the only "non cute" thing that exists. Good thing she has her trusty troll costume. And now, thanks to Kanaya's sewing skills, Roxy has one too. It might give Callie the courage she needs to take her most-fun relationship to the next level :u

Give me anything with Roxy and Calliope roleplaying trolls during sex. Bonus points if it's their first time. Extra bonus points if their portrayal of troll sex is hilariously inaccurate (and someone else finds out or offers critique).

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Dysphoria
  • FTM Dave
  • Trans Male Character

Growing up with Bro after their parents died was as good as it could be really, for twins Dove and Dirk, but lately, Dove has been withdrawn, quiet, and antisocial. Especially after school. True, last summer she cut off all of her hair, and started stealing Dirk's clothes, but Bro never really thought about it. It was a twin thing, he thought, and it's not until he has a conversation with Dirk that he finds out what's going on. He doesn't have a little brother and a little sister; he has two little brothers, and it's high time some changes were made to help the one that got the wrong genetics. Before the bullying and body dysphoria drive the little man to something more than just drowning himself in his music.
~*~
Bottomline: Dave dealing with dysphoria and Bro being awesome about it with the help of Dirk as Dave's twin.

Edit: Sorry I meant to mention part of dealing with the dysphoria involved Dave being loved on by somebody. Karkat, John, Jade, pretty much anybody except Bro. Even Twincest is fine. I guess would technically be underage? But I was aiming more for older teen.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Davesprite
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Disabled Character
  • Hurt/Comfort

Anything involving Davesprite and the fact that three years without legs means that your body forgets how legs work when you get them back. Feel free to throw in other Strider disabilities like mute!Dave, or deaf!Dirk or anything like that. Also, you can use any other character(s) that make it easier for you to write/draw/whatever for it. So like maybe John being unconsciously ableist, but trying anyway. Or pretty much anything that's Strider Family Bonding plus angst feels over dealing with said disability.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Karkat Vantas/Equius Zahhak
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Aftercare
  • BDSM
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Trollstuck
  • Bulges and Nooks

As per their bloodcolors, Karkat is a grunt, barely more than a corporal in his squadron of threshecutioners, and Equius commands most of the starbase's mechanical operations with literally hundreds of trolls that answer to him. But every so often, when the night has been long and the shit has been deep, Karkat takes control, and orders Equius to hand over the reigns for some significant stress relief.

Feel free to add a side of Meowrails, because I should think Eq would have reservations about letting KK do that to him, and maybe pale Solkat to reassure KK too? Totally optional, which is why I didn't put it in the tags. If you wanna just make this PWP, that is PERFECTLY fine too.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Greasestuck
  • Not Humanstuck

Greasestuck.

Re-create a scene from the movie, or something from the greaser era, or anything really where Cronus is the greaser "bad boy" who tries to shape up for his "straight A" crush while in turn Kankri solicits someone's advice for how to be more rebellious in order to keep his lover's attention. Except maybe in college instead of high school if you're gonna add sex, please?

Bonus points for drawing inspiration from "There Are Worse Things I Could Do" and "You're The One That I Want". Or even.... "Leader of the Pack".

Like the others, feel free to add anybody in secondary roles that you need to.

Requested by: Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Any Warning

Pale prons!! Make me cry!! Do your worst! Make it fluffy, angsty, comfort, tragedy, major character death. Hit me with your best shot!

But make it pale.

Other than that, anything goes.

Suggested inspiration: Pale by totalspiffage; High for This by Ellie Goulding; Fur Good by pollyvvog; Strong Enough by Apocalyptica

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Damara Megido
  • Any Warning
  • Consent Play
  • Enthusiastic Consent
  • Humiliation
  • Kink Negotiation

I'd love to see Damara's sexual kinks explored just as she describes them (played straight, as it were, and not for shock value) with anyone, in any setting. Consent can be any way you want to play it, including actual non-con. I am definitely interested in the contrast between her aggressive sexual solicitations and the domination and humiliation which she is so forcefully demanding.

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Tavrosprite
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Any Warning
  • Power Imbalance
  • Disabled Character
  • Catboys & Catgirls

I'd love to see their power dynamics turned around where Tavrosprite is now half-catgod and has possibly started "remembering" his pre-retcon ghost's new status as army whisperer while Gamzee is still the fuckboy locked in the fridge where he can't cause trouble. Could be revenge fantasy, reconciliation, or just Gamzee realizing that Tavros is off having incredibly hot sex with people who are saving the world instead of destroying it....

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Vriska Serket
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Vriska Serket
  • Any Warning
  • Psychopaths In Love
  • Alternate Universe

The one person who was capable of getting Vriska Serket to look at her life and look at her choices dumped her for the pre-soulsearching version of herself. That's awful, but in a hot way? It could also lend itself to a serial killer AU, if that's something you like, or a non-SGRUB AU where Vriska comes to the attention of the Empress....

Requested by: cmshaw

  • Dave Strider
  • Mituna Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage
  • Dirty Talk

Dream bubbles? Alternate universes? Shenanigans? Foursome with Latula and Terezi? I'd just love to have Dave and Mituna trying for verbal one-upmanship while having sex.

Requested by: Newtavore

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Other(s)
  • Bro/Grandpa Harley
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Collars
  • Light Dom/sub
  • Hair-pulling
  • Oral Fixation

Anything with Bro/Grandpa Harley. Seriously I'll take anything. I love this pairing and there's not enough of it.

Some suggestions:

Bro as an escort being hired by Harley to accompany him to a fancy Conservationist's Ball where they raise fucking havoc together.

Bro and Harley have to be in close contact with each other for an extended period of time because Bro unthinkingly offered up his apartment for when Harley and Jade come to visit.

Harley is a hardcore, seasoned, weathered adventurer regaling the entire bar with tales of his exploits. Bro is a bartender and also Harley is /precisely/ his type.

Requested by: Newtavore

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Mituna Captor
  • Sollux Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Sollux Captor/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Affection
  • Body Worship

Captorcest Threesome! A pile of Captors, a bushel of Captors, a business of Captors! Basically just all three of them piled together having lazy tantric sex that's half physical and half mental. Lots of touching, lots of contact, lots of body worship and kissing of scars is a bonus.

Requested by: Newtavore

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Davesprite
  • Auto-Responder/Davesprite
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The leftovers, commiserating about their status as leftovers. This can be sex-by-text if desired but I'd prefer an au where both of them get bodies post-game and are left behind in the sea of people chilling with their 'real' counterparts.

Bonus points if Davesprite is visibly disabled because of his time as a sprite; most common fan interpretation is him missing an arm, and I like to write him with muscular atrophy in the legs, but it's up for your interpretation.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dog Tier
  • Furry
  • Knotting
  • Oral Sex
  • Pegging
  • Strap-Ons
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • Trans Character
  • Xeno

"karkat had that awkward thing for jade because his type is ‘people that could end me’. dave had that awkward thing for jade because his type is ‘people that are nice to me’. shit goes down. like karkat and dave. on jade. " -Tumblr user Roachpatrol.

Post game world. Feel free to insert any body type/gender/sex/biology/whatever head canons you have for any of these characters. Just heap on all the love and attention for the lovely dog girl from her two very best boys.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bondage
  • Multiple Partners
  • Orgies
  • Sex Toys
  • Threesome - F/M/M

Eridan’s dashing highblood good looks get him a part in his first movie ever, and he even got the lead! It’s a porno.

The plot is something about the plucky hero being catpurred- err, captured- by some kind of feline themed cult and having to escape via seducing their leader-priestess-godess person? He’s not really paying attention. The script is cheesy as hell. At least his co-star is hot, but does she have to stay in character all the time? Oh, damn the shouty, bossy tornado of a writer/director is hot too, and not afraid to get... hands on. This job might turn out to be more complicated than he thought.

(Eridan/Karkat/Nepeta threesome is the primary goal, but since it’s literally a porno, there’s lot of opportunity for additional sexy. Please just absolutely wreck Eridan’s shit.)

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other(s)
  • Xeno

This prompt is actually for any two characters. Character A) as a regular troll or human encounters character B) as a mythical creature (dragon, centaur, angel, werewolf, etc). They fuck.

Play up the xeno aspect from the normal character’s perspective. This thing’s habbits/mannerisms/noises/sexy bits are weird! Hot, but weird. But also charming and cute somehow. Don't species swap the "normal" character in the equation. If they're troll or human in canon they stay that way. The other person gets hit with the crazy fantasy stick (as an example, human Rose encounters a werewolf Jade or vampire Kanaya, or troll Karkat finds dragon Terezi or merfolk Eridan).

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Breeding
  • Extremely Dubious Consent
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat

Post game world where everyone has figured out how to come back as nice, and alive, and breathing with actual flesh and blood bodies unscathed. Unfortunately for at least one of the trolls, that comes with some unexpected consequences. Cronus enters his first heat cycle and has no idea what to do about it. All he knows is that toughing it out would be unbearable, so he turns to the nearest sympathetic ear.

Kankri gets unexpected, panicked chat pings in the middle of the night from Cronus telling him something is wrong, and he needs help, and, “ i svwear im not trying to be a pervwert or something.” He agrees to come over to help Cronus through his trial, completely platonic, no funny business intended. Maybe his superior self control can rub off- ahem! Maybe he can teach Cronus how to better master his baser urges. That’s the plan right up until Kankri walks into Cronus’ apartment to find him stripped to his underwear, hands down his boxers, nearly delirious with heat, and looking and smelling like the most delicious sin. Oh dear.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dubious Science
  • Feral Trolls
  • Voyeurism
  • Xeno
  • Breeding
  • Knotting
  • Oviparous Trolls
  • Size Difference

Jade, or Rose (or both!) is a marine biologist. The girl(s) discover seatrolls, a subspecies no one knew existed or were thought to have gone extinct. It's an amazing discovery, but with the subspecies being so rare it's a sad one as well. Unless they can get their pocket population to start reproducing, they might go extinct for real.

Fef and Eridan are listed, but any seatroll in the collection is fine. Ancestors, dancestors, hell throw the Vantasi in as gill trolls. Rose and/or Jade's just need to get as many of them boning as soon as possible to prove it's a viable population and to have their tiny island placed under protection from over fishing and industrial development. How they do that is completely up to the filler, whether they try to remain as passive third party as possible, or get a little more hands on.

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Erisolsprite
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Xeno

This prompt is very open, because all I want really is Erisolsprite getting a little (or a lot!) wrecked. I love to see him suffer but I'd also love to see him find a little bit of happiness so you could take it in any direction.

I favor pairing him with Jake (he is annoying but oh so hot) or Davesprite (sprite bros?) or the Condesce (in a less consensual way (also it's my pet crackpair)) but I'd be fine with being surprised too!

Any sort of setting is fine? it can be canon-ish where he's his conflicted sprite self and he hate everything except maybe sex is the only good thing left in the world? or you could go as AU as you wish, maybe he got out of the game as his own unsplitable entity? maybe a no-sgrub AU where he was troll!Erisol all along? Or if you're familiar with (and inspired by) my version of him in my Piratestuck AU then by all means feel free to use that!

in the end, just fuck him up.

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Fuck Or Die
  • Xeno

I would like a fuck or die scenario of the Aliens Made Them Do It variety, because as much as I love sex pollen/in-heat tropes, I want them to be in their right mind while they are forced to do things to each other. All the better for the awkwardest feelings to show up!

I just love them in any (sexy) situation that put a bit of strain on their friendship. (if they end up in a quadrant (any!) at the end that is fine too but it is in no way necessary~)

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Body Horror
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Nookworms
  • Oviposition
  • Xeno

Kankri, like any good sheltered Beforans, has never heard of nookworms until he gets one (as a joke gift? he thought it was a regular pet?). He proceeds to learn all about it by some embarassing/kind of hot/ovewhelming hands on experimentations. Also of course, not having read the instructions manual, he had no idea you should not let your nookworm lay eggs into you (unless you're into that).

I want to see him kind of freaked out by how horrifying these Alternian sex toys are and yet how good everything feels and these are some kinks he didn't know he had!

Requested by: SybLaTortue

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

How does having two thirds of their threesome being blind affect their sexy times? Do they compensate by playing a lot with the other senses? Do they make Karkat blind too to level the playing field? Does Sollux attempt to learn smell-o-vision in the middle of it all?

Requested by: NeurotropicAgentX

  • Spades Slick
  • Snowman (Homestuck)
  • Spades Slick/Snowman
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

I would love anything exploring Snowman and Slick’s beautiful kismesissitude. I’d be particularly delighted if you wanted to write that one time Slick realised Snowman could snap him like a twig and he was both uneasy and turned on by the thought.

Requested by: NeurotropicAgentX

  • Meenah Peixes
  • Damara Megido
  • Damara Megido/Meenah Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Bloodplay
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis

Hemospectrum-charged bloodplay would be the best, especially pitch-flavoured. Further ideas might involve an exploration of relationship built around some half-remembered violent tension between their Alternian selves, but channelled through Beforan values.

Requested by: NeurotropicAgentX

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Alpha Dave Strider
  • Bro/Alpha Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bondage

I would love for Bro to somehow be in the alpha time-line such that he meets badass freedom-fighter Alpha Dave. I would be particularly delighted with a war-weary Dave picking up a quick lay and deciding that someone who is such an obvious douche would likely not be working for the Condesce. If Dave has trust issues because of multiple assassination attempts and likes to have his partner tied down, so much the better.

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I just want Rosemary with hearts being vomited everywhere. The sappiest, most disgustingly romantic sexual goings-on imaginable. Karkat's novels got nothin' on these two.

(what can I say. I'm a sucker for gals being really swell pals)

(this is basically a Rosemary free space. Feel free to include any situations/positions/kinks you like! I just want to see the Rosemary void filled plz)

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • Any Warning
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Overstimulation

(Tavros is alive! Miracles everywhere. Nobody question it)

Tavros is about to hit the peak of his annual reproduction cycle soon (or, as those crude humans say, is about to go into heat). Worried about getting through it by himself on a rock hurtling through space, he confides in Gamzee, who promises to keep an eye on him and make sure there aren't any complications.

The thing is, unresolved flushed feelings on both sides are really hard to keep hidden when biology is murdering all your inhibitions.

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Any Warning
  • Canon Disabled Character
  • Kink Negotiation

I've always wanted to read about Mituna and Latula had to figure out how to redefine their relationship after Mituna's accident. Given Mituna's canon aversion to touch (at least, sometimes), I'd imagine that this would require some pretty heavy negotiating and some creativity on both their parts to keep their (likely crazy) sex life up to the satisfactory snuff that it was before. What they decide works is entirely up to you :)

(you could say that kink negotiation is my kink. Kinkception. Bring it on)

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Oral Sex
  • Overstimulation
  • Sex Toys

Karkat finds out that a good chunk of the human species have trouble orgasming more than once or twice in a relatively short period of time! Poor things - not only are they fragile and squishy, but they have to sit through waiting periods between pailing sessions? Absolutely pitiable. Karkat is fairly sure that he can find a way to show his flushmate that anything is possible with determination.

(in which Karkat gives Dave the night of his life. How he does so [toys? hands? mouths? bulge? nook?] is entirely up to you)

(bonus points: I've recently fallen in love with trans!Dave. If that's something you feel comfortable incorporating into this prompt, by all means go for it!)

(super MEGA bonus points and eternal love if Karkat manages to get Dave off with all of the above)

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Honestly, I'd love to see Aradiabot and Vriska hatefucking somewhere - maybe on Tavros' planet, or in a dreambubble ? Maybe it's Vriska who tries to provoke Aradia in an attempt at "reconciliation" (remember when she said that "she was so much funnier when she was alive") and Aradia who succumbs to black feelings and they happily-evily get it on ? I must admit it's mostly for the "design" of the characters that I like this pairing because robot arms and bodies are so cool :O But I think it could work perfectly well in a fic too !

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Sorry about all the Vriska feels ahah ^^ I just think they'd have made pretty intense kismesises ! Rose being all smug and proud of her Light aspect and being "oh well Vriska do you know about this and this ? of course you don't" and she's so much better than her on the Knowledge part of Light !! And it's so frustrating to Vriska because this girl right there LOST to the Old Gods okay and yet she's standing here in her ridiculous, too-tight pjs and with a beautiful matesprit and an affectionate brother and she just !! can't stand it !! she's so good yet so fucking annoying !
And so finally they fuck in a corridor of the meteor and they try to be discrete about it and it half-works. Bonus points if Kanaya's around and they both try super hard to be silent (mostly Rose)

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

They're just... So good for each other... Okay Dave obviously had a dumb teenage crush on John before he met Karkat because he was 1) nice to him 2) the only boy he talked to, and we know about Karkat's feelings for John and... They obviously must have discussed it so when they both see him arrive on the final plateform, all windy and godly and grown-up they're both reminisced of the Glory that is John Egbert and it's just *awkward glances at each other* *whisper whisper* oh fuck he's hot isn't he.
John is just happy to see his bros :D and maybe from there things pile up and whoops my best friends are talking to me about gender and identity and sexuality and I think they're trying to flirt with me ? am I okay with this ? (hint : he is)
I'd just like them to be happy together... they deserve it.

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Does pale porn count ? (i'm kidding) (half-kidding at least because if you're in the mood for pale porn please suit yourself)
Honestly anything with these four is super super fine ! I've never really read/seen any good foursome with the beta kids and I think it'd really be neat ! Living all together and sleeping all together and taking care of the world together and before they know it they're all rolling around on the same floor and they don't /love/ each other but almost and hey, do they have anything else to do today ?
Like, they all have really slow, sloppy, stupid sex... I'm sorry this is extremely vanilla :O But I think it'd be neat !

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aphrodisiacs
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Masturbation
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Overstimulation

Eridan decides to have some nice solo sexy-time, but makes a gravve miscalculation and ingests a potent aphrodisiac that is only supposed to be rubbed sparingly onto skin. Instead of the slight warming sensation and boost to his libido he thought he was going to experience, he is instead in such a state of heightened arousal he can't stand it—he's hot, every touch is pure agonizing pleasure, his bulge aches and won't re-sheathe, and he just needs to be fucked, needs it so bad, and can't calm himself no matter how hard he tries. He doesn't realize what he did wrong--is he dyin??!--and decides there's no one better to ask for advice on what the fuck to even do to fix his unfortunate folly than Karkat.

This could be established redrom relationship, or just something in which Eridan is secretly crushin red on Karkat and secretly Karkat reciprocates. Nook and bulge anatomy, please!

If you're an artist, please make Eridan a complete overstimulated mess! Perhaps with Karkat involved in assisting with the mess-making. Lots of fluids! Gillplay is lovely. Hell, gill!Kat is lovely!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Crying
  • Kink Negotiation
  • Praise Kink
  • Safewords

Dave has noticed every time he says something nice to Karkat while they're getting it on, Karkat shoots him down and tells him in great detail how wrong he is and pulls away. Karkat has noticed whenever he tells Dave something good about him while pailing, Dave brushes it off and laughs about it and never takes him seriously. They both realize it's an issue. So they negotiate some sexytime where they each take turns praising each other, and whoever's getting praised has to accept that's really how the other sees them. It's like praise chicken, only it's not a competition and there's no way to lose. They both check in with each other a lot, and they take it real slow. There's a safeword in case either of them find it's too much to take (your call on whether it gets used or not). One or both ends up crying during the sex, but it's good! It's so good.

If you're an artist, please make it a sweet kind of sexy. Kissing tear-trails is nice... kissing treasure trails is nice... full-on fucking where they're both so into it and so overwhelmed by how good it is is also excellent.

Bulge and nook anatomy for Karkat, please!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Disciple/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Loud Sex
  • Masturbation
  • Voyeurism

In their current camp setup, Psiionic's sleeping area shares a wall/canvas partition/whatever form of flimsy material you want with the sleeping area that Signless and Disciple share. Which means every time they go at it, he can hear them. Vividly. And it turns him the fuck on. This particular night he can't stand it, and decides to take matters into his own hands. So Psii starts masturbating to the sounds that Signless and Disciple are making, and he isn't quiet about it either. He's moaning his own name and talking dirty to himself, loudly ('Oh, Mituna, god your hand is good, yeah, right there, right there!'). Of course everyone can hear him, and Disciple giggles and Signless starts moaning extra loudly too, both of them calling out Psii's name. So, how does it turn out? Do they keep moaning at each other through the wall, Signless and Disciple telling Psiioniic exactly what they want to do to him? Do they eventually tear that wall down and have a rockin threesome? It is all up to you.

If you're an artist, you could illustrate Psii strokin' it and enjoying being an audio-voyeur maybe with the shadow of Disciple and Signless going at it showing against the tent-wall at his back? Or you could draw full-on rockin threesome action! Or if that's too much, just solo Psii having a really good time while listening in on out-of-frame Disciple and Signless is great too.

Nooks and bulges for all, please!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Kankri Vantas
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Awkward First Times
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Coming In Pants
  • First Time
  • Overstimulation
  • Premature Ejaculation
  • Threesome

Signless has been watching Kankri for a long while, and has noticed that he's very bad at hiding his crushes but is also prone to holding his feelings in and breeding jealousy and resentment behind a mask of haughty, self-righteous chastity. He's seen the way he acts around Latula and Mituna and it just isn't healthy. And now Kankri is starting to show signs of infatuation with Disciple... Signless has talked it over with Disciple, and she decides to confront Kankri about it and invite him to play with them. Kankri tries to deny his feelings and pushes Disciple and Signless away at first, but they leave the invitation open. After stewing over it for a while, Kankri does come to them. How does that go? Please blow Kankri's inexperienced mind—overstimulate him, have Disciple get him so worked up he comes in his pants, maybe Signless gives him suggestions about how Disciple likes it, maybe Kankri tries to pretend he's done this before and awkwardly tries to take the lead and Disciple plays along for a while before laughingly taking him to pieces. Lovingly! Not unkindly! I'd like it to be great for everyone involved.

If you're an artist, I'd love to see overwhelmed Kankri in a Disciple-and-Signless sandwich!

Nook and bulge anatomy for all of them, please!

Requested by: 1010nabulation

  • Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • First Time
  • Masturbation
  • Nookworms
  • Sex Toys

Kankri making good use of a nookworm, please! Maybe it's his first time playing with one and he's not sure what to expect. How does it go in? How does it come out? Does it exude an aphrodisiac? Is it too big? Does he have to work himself up to trying it? What happens when he does?

Maybe something goes wrong and he has to go to troll of your choice for advice in getting it out/making it go in/keeping it alive/whatever unfortunate circumstance he might need help with pertaining to his new nookworm! Or maybe he figures it out on his own and has a grand time with it! Your choice, dear writer/artist!

If you're an artist, I'd love to see Kankri overwhelmed but clearly enjoying the hell out of his nookworm friend! If you want to go the something-goes-wrong route, maybe include somebody helping poor Kankri out by hands-on coaxing of that nookworm to make it do what it's supposed to.

Nook and bulge anatomy, please!

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I LOVE quadrant vascillation with SolKat!

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Things can get boring on the meteor, and idle hands make trouble

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Roxy wants some lovin from her Windy boy!

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Cronus is getting too desperate and needy, and Kankri decides to do something to shut him up (blackrom)

Requested by: drikstreedur

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Some sort of wizard-y roleplay scenario (Eridan gets to show Rose his wand, if you know what I mean).

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • BDSM
  • Polyamory
  • Safeword Use

People tend to headcanon Jade Harley as dominant, Dave Strider as submissive. Yes, Dave has a Tortured Past, and yes, Jade presents a cheerful and ruthless exterior. But what if? What if, once they make it into the bedroom, Dave calls the shots and Jade cheerfully and ruthlessly obeys? What if it's not about sheer physical strength, but about willpower? What if Dave's ultrababble is about things he'd like to do to Jade, things he thinks about how she's reacting? What if he figures out erotic things to do to her ears?

I headcanon Jade as buff and brown-skinned, Dave as gracile and fair-skinned. I like the physical contrast.

I'm up for polyamory, if you want to add one of the following optional spices:
* John and Rose (Beta OT4 forever!)
* Karkat
* Terezi

The important thing is that it's a D/s scene, that everybody is having fun (if painful fun), and that there are orgasms for all, sooner or later. If you can work in swordplay, I will love you forever.

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Flirting
  • Humor
  • Sexual Humor

The glimpses Hussie gave of John <3= Terezi were a glorious thing. Show me what a kismesis looks like when one person has no real idea what kismesis is, when both partners are mischievous. I like the contrast of John's ineffable sweetness with Terezi's chaotic sharp edges. I like that both of them have deep, solid moral cores: in their separate ways, John and Terezi believe passionately in doing the right thing, and in justice. And oh, do I love their conversations. Terezi mocking John is my drug.

Show me an early relationship with mistakes, laughter, joy, and sex. Show me the two of them enjoying needling each other and enjoying the other person's enjoyment. If you'd like, show an experienced Terezi showing an inexperienced John how it's done. I'll be happy.

Requested by: MadameHardy

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Fluff
  • Polyamory
  • Sexual Humor

I love the Beta OT4. I love how they are best friends, well aware of each other's foibles and failings, and loyal to one another even accounting for the occasional grimdark or grimbark interlude. I'd like to see a universe in which they've all settled into a comfortable poly household, swapping partners whenever they feel like it. For this gift, I'd like to see all four of them in bed (or a pile on the floor! or hanging from a chandelier! Whatever), each with their individual kinks and quirks. If you choose to do bondage or D/s, please have somebody other than Dave subbing.

These are options:
* Sex pollen
* One or more of them walking in on an existing makeout session and being invited to jump right in
* Arguments over who comes first -- with everybody demanding that somebody else be the lucky one.
* Dress-up, roleplay, cosplay
* Silliness

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kurloz Makara/Porrim Maryam
  • Any Warning
  • Piercings
  • Tattoos
  • Oral Sex
  • Handcuffs
  • Bondage
  • Mindfuck
  • Mind Games
  • Bloodplay

Surely someone else would love to see the gothpunk aesthetic duo gettin' it on? No? Just me? Drat. ;) Let me try to encourage you:

Imagine Kurloz, teenage asshole king, prior to the Incident With Meulin. Contemplate his beautiful ego, his certain quadrants (Meu red & 'Tuna pale). Think about his incredible intelligence and charisma and the Chucklevoodoos that make him dangerous.

Now think about Porrim, pierced and tatted and feminist and hot as hell, with constantly rotating quadrants and few limits and always up for a challenge. Think about her brilliant mind and talented hands and incredible fashion sense. Think about the Rainbowdrinker element.

Think about the two of them meeting at some point and sparks just flying and everyone around them sort of backing away with an "Oh /shit/." attitude. Think about them in bed, or in quasi-public, daring each other to take one step further, go just a little bit deeper. Who breaks first? Who makes the first sound? Who puts whose mouth where and whose hand is in whose hair pushing them down?

Think blackrom, kids. (probably) Think uncomfortable and hot and kinky. Maybe bloodplay, because both of them have fangs for days. Biting. Handcuffs. Lipstick. Fuck yes. B)

I like my trolls alien, if that's cool with you. Tentacles & bulges is a fine place to start, but you can go weirder if you like.

Thank you so much. ^____^

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Jake English
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Fluff
  • Sex Is Fun

This is my fluff request. :D

Maaan, okay, so I requested something like this previously, but I'm doing it again because I'm a jerk. I just want to see Jake English happy, well-fucked, and cheerful. If you'd rather write him as Grandpa English, that's totally cool, too. I'm very okay with old dudes having a fine time.

Here are some pairing suggestions:
Tavros/sprite (the Self-Esteems! Page Bros!)
Roxy (always adorbs)
Jade (gosh, the cute!)
Terezi (I think it'd be adorable, if a little pointier than some of the other pairings. XD)
Aradia (ADVENTURE TIME.)
John (this is a weird one for me, but hey, if you can sell it, I'll buy it.)
Squarewave (why not?)
Horuss (MORE PAGEBROS)

With caveats:
Dirk (if you can find a way to make this happen, I'm down for it. Keep in mind that in my opinion their canon relationship is basically fucked up for most of the series. I love this pairing a lot, but oof. It's here mostly as a 'if you can't think of anything else, I'll always take this' sort of dealio.)
Jane (uuuuuu, but this has to be before everything happened. Maybe a non-SBURB AU. Something.)
Bro (I'd prefer this be Grandpa with Bro rather than kid!Jake. But you can probably sell it to me either way. I believe in you, if this is your jam.)

If you think of other characters you think would look and feel good getting into Jake's shorts, by all means.

Awww yisss:
Fun!
Happy!
Uplifting!
Fucking! (doesn't have to be penetrative, but orgasms should be involved.)
Mischief!
Not-Mean Jokes!
Ricockulous innuendo!

Please no:
Serkets
People who will be mean to Jake
Angst
Sadness
Violence that isn't fun. Fisticuffs that turn into makeouts that turn into hot hot sexytimes are A+. Mild hurt/comfort is fine (Jake gets mildly injured on Adventures! Someone must bandage & kiss his boo-boos. ;3) but no gore or serious injuries.

Bonuses:
Genderqueer or fluid Jake, non-White Jake
Thank you~

Requested by: tanglelore

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Any Warning
  • Angst
  • Angst and Humor
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Fluff
  • Humor
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Body Worship

I felt inspired by this year's Homestuck calendar page for February. (http://66.media.tumblr.com/5926fb24354b3e6043ecef07450d50e8/tumblr_nypav6MjmW1ruddclo2_500.jpg if you haven't seen it. It's ridiculous.)

So how about Eridan courting that human in a tower? How about a pair of dumbass young dudes with control issues, insecurity, and terrible personalities hanging out and maybe kissing some and then maybe their pants come off and it's both awesome and terrible for everyone?

Maybe touch-starved Dirk with overly clingy Eridan? Maybe he likes the clingy? Maybe they're both inclined to submission and things just aren't working out? Maybe things work out beautifully and they match up like puzzle pieces that were always meant to be? Maybe Dirk thinks trolls are actually perfect and Eridan is eager to be idealized? Maybe they're both lonely and in the right place at the extremely questionably right time and things just fall into place?

If you're into the Dramas (I'd hope you have -some- taste for that, if you matched on this prompt. ;3), you could have Eridan develop a thing for socially awkward dudes with a robotics or programming habit and hint at failed Equidan or Erisol. Dirk with a thing about Hopeful boys with guns would be dandy, too. The lads waxing poetic together would be delightful as well.

Or maybe they just hook up for funsies. Club-boy AUs are totally great, and I'm fine with school AUs. Just maybe keep it interspecies. It's more fun that way.

Thank you. :*

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Blood Drinking
  • Crossdressing Kink
  • Light BDSM
  • Praise Kink
  • Tentabulges

A couple possibilities:

Rose and Kanaya teaming up to dress Dave up in pretty things, tie him down, and convince him he is worthwhile and important and is allowed to feel good.

OR:
Kanaya reveling in having two Strilondes happy to provide her sustenance and...other needs, and taking pleasure in their similarities and differences.

For either, please no impact play for Dave, he's had enough of that in his life.

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Xenophilia
  • Tentabulges
  • Tentacles

Kanaya♥Rose♠Vriska♥/♠Kanaya

Rose receiving attention from her matesprit and kismesis simultaneously, and wow, that is a lot of tentacles, like that's just too many tentacles.

Hahaha, who is she kidding she is very okay with this many tentacles.

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Praise Kink
  • Loud Sex
  • Oral Sex

Rose and Roxy desperately seek validation from one another. Rose has a gifted tongue in more ways than one. Also, both Lalondes are loud in bed and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Major Character Death

I guess I need to check character death for this?

Aradia is dead and a ghost. Vriska is, of course, to blame. Aradia is understandably pretty upset about the situation and decides to go poltergeist it up over at Vriska's hive.

Of course, she wasn't expecting to walk (float?) in on her masturbating. So now she's a ghost voyeur. And probably going to ghost masturbate?

The rest of the details are up to you. How's Vriska get off? How's Aradia, if you go that route (please?) Does Vriska know she's there?

This is where I list my likes but I guess most don't apply since they're not interacting. I do like bulge and nook though. As far as toys or masturbation methods? Your call.

Not-required body headcanons: I see Vriska as thin, almost gangly. Lots of angles. Aradia I think of a bit more on the stocky or chubby side.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Let's just go with post game everyone lives AU. Rose is off to college or wherever and Mom Lalonde is having some real empty nest feels. What's next for her? Renters or resigning herself to being a cat lady?

Why not both?

What I'm looking for here is some Mom and Meulin petplay. Nothing major. Collar and just acting kind of catlike, which is pretty normal for a Leijon anyway.

Nepeta is in the character section too but that's your call. I want Mom and Meulin. But what cat lady stops at one cat? Also if you include both of you're not okay with Leijon/Leijon interaction, them both just focusing entirely on Mom is fine. If you're into it, though? More power to you!

Likes: Nook and bulge. Oral sex. Lots of cuddling. Mom being very doting on her pet-tenants.

Dislikes: Not into anal. But tailplugs are good!

Non-required body headcanons: No real preferences on Mom. Meulin I like big and soft. Like a spoiled housecat. Nepeta is a toss-up between big buff jungle cat and short and wiry alleycat.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Aranea Serket
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose and Aranea are... something. They very certainly don't like each other at all. But they do like creative writing of the erotic variety and meeting up for discussion and critique. Historically, this devolves into erotic roleplay and hatesex.

You know who else loves roleplay? Rose's girlfriend, Jade... who despite Rose's reservations really wants to have fun in a roleplay session with two of the most talented and creative women she knows.

Now Jade, who just wants to have some fun sexy roleplay, probably as a cute dog witch or something, is stuck between two huge egos who treat everything just way too seriously.

Likes: Bulge and nook. Oral. Goofy roleplay scenarios. Maybe a little biting, scratching, spanking.

Dislikes: Not into anal. Not into mean name calling.

Non-required body headcanons: Jade is still dogtier. I like her tall and outdoorsy. Feel free to have fun with body hair headcanons. Rose and Aranea are both on the plush side. Rose probably the shortest?

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Jane Crocker
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jane has questionable taste in boyfriends. Dave makes sense what with his hot mom problems and his sense of humor. But how did she end up with this troll nerd? Of course, they're all very happy and in a poly triad. Everyone is dating everyone else.

What I want here is just goofy awkward sex between Jane (who is a character that needs some love), awkward weirdo Dave, and awkward sarcastic not very sociable nerd Sollux. I'm hoping for a sexy disaster. Lots of humor potential here!

Likes: Bulge and nook. Oral sex. Nobody getting left out in this threesome.

Dislike: No anal.

Non-required body headcanons: I love a chubby Jane. (Are we seeing a pattern here?) Sollux I picture as on the scrawnier side of not taking care of himself. Dave is not bulky but is athletic. Like a runner or swimmer.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Davepetasprite
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love DaveRezi. They fell apart in canon but they were great friends and I think they had a lot of potential for a lot of fun. I also love NepRezi. Goofy roleplaying? Interest in art? Fun personalities? Beautiful.

So we have Davepetasprite. Two of my favorite characters combined into a new character who loves themself and is happy and affectionate and both parts of them work well with Terezi! So I'd love to see his they work together in a fun sexy situation.

Likes: The usual. I don't know what you want to do with sprite genitalia but have fun? I like a lot of licking and kissing and biting and just really focusing on senses because of Terezi. But this should just be a fun time for everyone!

Dislikes: No anal.

No real body type headcanons here.

Requested by: LumenInFusco

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Rose and Kanaya play out a BDSM scene, and at some point, blood is drawn.

-or-

Rose and Kanaya's first time together, complete with all the awkwardness and not-quite-getting-it-right that a first time brings.

-or-

Humanstuck College AU where one is studying for an exam while the other provides a much-welcomed study break.

Requested by: LumenInFusco

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Feferi, being of noble heritage, has been sheltered for most of her life from all but the most innocent depictions of romance. Enter Aradia, who shows her how things get DONE on the low end of the hemospectrum. Redrom, blackrom, somewhere in between, all is acceptable.

-or-

Aradia and Feferi end up intoxicated on Sopor Slime, but were not counting on the aphrodisiac effects that the substance has on female trolls.

-or-

Workplace AU where a slow day at work leads to two employees making their own excitement.

Requested by: LumenInFusco

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Roxy Lalonde/Nepeta Leijon
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Turns out that Roxy's affinity for all things feline has left her with more than a few cat-related kinks, which Nepeta is all too happy to fulfill.

Requested by: alcumia

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Other(s)
  • Nepeta Leijon/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Double Penetration
  • Spitroasting
  • Threesome - F/F/F
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Xeno

After Nepeta and Feferi fused into a sprite and then violently unfused (which all still happened, Davepetasprite^2 I don't know what you're talking about), they do everything together. And everyone. Basically, I just want the two of them sticking their bulges in the same person at once, and then more with other people. The sky's the limit, of course, but I'd like to see at least one guy and one girl being the meat in a catfish sandwich. Some candidates I'd like in particular: Karkat, Sollux, Equius, Eridan, Jade, Roxy, Aradia, Kanaya, and Vriska.

Requested by: alcumia

  • John Egbert
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • John Egbert/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Anal Sex
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Crossdressing
  • Crossdressing Kink
  • Femdom
  • Xeno

John, Rose, Kanaya, and Vriska have all gotten into a four-way poly thing with each other, mostly red (most of the time), and all of them have experimented with each other in various ways... except for John and Kanaya. One night, while Rose and Vriska are having fun with each other, John and Kanaya are left with nothing to do, and he asks if she's not interested in him at all. Kanaya gets an idea, and after a bit of tailoring, John's suddenly wearing a very scanty little dress, and Kanaya discovers she also has a thing for cute boys dressed up like cute girls. And then she fucks him in the butt with her twelve-inch bone bulge. After they're done, Rose and Vriska walk in on them and decide to fuck John as well. (You don't actually have to write that last part, but I'll basically be in love with you if you do.)

Requested by: alcumia

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Dom/sub
  • Role Reversal
  • Roleplay
  • Xeno
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits

Kanaya and Vriska have been in a flushed relationship for a while, when Vriska brings up roleplaying one of the more salacious scenarios from Mindfang's journal. Kanaya agrees... but only on the condition that Kanaya is Mindfang and Vriska is the Dolorosa. Vriska has objections initially, but as she's forced to obey Kanaya's every command, she finds herself very aroused at seeing her matesprit's more assertive side, and as much as she doesn't want to admit, she loves the feeling of being dominated. And Kanaya, of course, greatly enjoys the sight of Vriska on her knees, moaning and panting as she obediently services Kanaya's bulge. (Possible archive warnings for simulated dubcon/mind control.) (Oh, and in case this wasn't clear, this is red. Please don't make it the least bit black.)

Requested by: alcumia

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Foursome - F/F/F/F
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Pale Romance | Moirallegiance
  • Trans Female Character
  • Xeno

I'm getting sick of seeing so much johnrezi and johnroxy and not seeing enough Terezi being gay, so I want to see Terezi stealing John's girl. And his sister. And his mom. And then sending John pictures of them banging. Ideally all four of them at some point. Roxy is down because she thinks Terezi is pretty cute and also finds the idea hilarious, Jade is feeling some black feelings of her own for Terezi and just wants a shot at her, and Terezi actually finds herself a bit smitten with Jane after she learns of her impressive deductive abilities and table-flipping strength. Oh god, something just occured to me. Terezi ends up filling all of her quadrants, becoming rails-with-pails with Roxy, black with Jade, flushed with Jane, and she and John end up needing an auspistice... and get one with Rose. FUCK. Please write this. (For trans characters, I demand Jade at least be trans, and I like Jane and Roxy being trans too, but they aren't strictly necessary.)

Requested by: alcumia

  • Damara Megido
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Damara Megido/Equius Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Dom/sub
  • Femdom
  • Moirails With Pails
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Xeno

Damara and Equius meet in the dreambubbles. Equius is immediately distressingly attracted to her, for obvious familial resasons, and seeing him sweat and shudder, Damara decides to have some fun with the Zahhak she hates less. Namely, she dominates the fuck out of him, and they both enjoy the fuck out of it, Equius cumming again and again as Damara fills him with her genetic material. At some point, Nepeta shows up, and Damara decides to have some fun with her as well. Maybe she fucks her right in front of her moirail. Maybe she makes Equius suck Nepeta's bulge. Maybe she makes Nepeta fuck Equius as he sucks her own bulge. Maybe all of these things! I just want to see Damara dominating both of them (and, to some extent, Nepeta dominating Equius). No non-con, though.

Requested by: May

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Damara Megido
  • Gamzee Makara/Damara Megido
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Underage

With these two, I like to imagine sad, grimy fucking on the underside of the narrative. The bit that we don't get to see, where the plot threads tangle.

I think they have some nice parallels, where their narratives mirror each other, so this can be a pretty amiable union, where they relate to each other. Conversely, there could be conflict where they disagree on religious points, or take jabs at each other.

Fun things include but are not limited to oral sex, frottage, biting, scratching, hair pulling. I like xeno and it's up to you how you want to do that, though I would love attention paid to horns, beautifully sharp teeth, and stuff like purring and growling is great, too.

This can be set during the meteor journey (either one), or it can be dead GO! Gamzee, or maybe they both made it to the new universe and are holed up together.

I've ticked all of the content warnings except rape/non-con, cause I'd rather not have that here, though a little dub-con is okay. For the others, it depends what you want to go into.

Requested by: May

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Seer shipping. Seer problems! Seer things.

I like this ship black, but I also like it pale, so they can possibly vascillate if you want, quadrantwise, and go from caliginous to rails with pails.

Both have a few problems across timelines, and both are seers, so you could try something from that angle (idea: n number of timelines in which Rose and Terezi pailed). It could be the au where Terezi spent the three years with Rose and Kanaya*. It could be post-canon where they're recovering from the events of the comic.

I would really enjoy timeline shenanigans in my porn, is what I'm saying.

This is a no archive warnings apply deal, of course, but references to death and violence in canon is okay.

*Feel free to apply Kanaya however you want.

Requested by: May

  • Vriska Serket
  • Vriska Serket/Vriska Serket
  • Any Warning

Vriska/(Vriska)!

One part of the post-retcon timeline that I liked was Vriska and (Vriska).

So if you choose this one, give me all the terrible Vriskaness. Rough make-outs, verbal put downs, all the ways in which Vriska feels about Vriska.

You can put anything in this so I've ticked the any content warning box, but you might choose not to.

Requested by: May

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For this one, I'd really like porn that doesn't have any mind control in it. I'd enjoy something where the dysfunction is broader than that, where it's kind of in the atmosphere rather than in this particular act, which appears as good and maybe even sweet.

I'd really like a more muted, kind of background terrible, here.

Requested by: May

  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Bro/Gamzee Makara
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Bro has Gamzee star in internet porn. He puts his slimy purple junk on camera, maybe has him do things with him, himself, although he could make him wrap his bulge around a smuppet.

It's up to you how dark you want this to be.

It could possibly be that Bro is very manipulative and coercive towards Gamzee, who goes along with it. He doesn't have much in the way of inhibitions or shame, so it's not that difficult.

Or it could be that Gamzee is applying for a job.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pegging
  • Anal Play
  • Anal Fingering

Terezi pegging John.

I don't care if this is troll Terezi with bulge-nook combo, troll Terezi where trolls have a dyadic type of genitals, humanstuck Terezi, humanstuck transgirl Terezi--I don't care. Just, please, John and Terezi being goofballs together and Terezi putting something in his butt. And also cuddling afterwards.

John being trepidatious about a thing going in his butt would be nice but isn't necessary, and how heavy you want to go on it is up to you. Extended analplay foreplay would be gr9, and John being totally into it would be gr10. John thinking Terezi is sex on legs is not optional. I'd prefer this on the <3 side of things. Either viewpoint character is fine.

Requested by: agent_florida

  • Mituna Captor
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Mituna Captor
  • Any Warning
  • Dubious Consent
  • Psionics
  • Dirty Talk
  • Power Play
  • Topping from the Bottom

Take me to The Bad Place--but I want the usual suspects switched around. Make recovering-from-TBI Mituna the perpetrator of something awfulwrong on Cronus. Maybe Cronus wants the something awful done on him, maybe he's not sure, maybe he's hell no but it's done anyway, any level of consent from Cronus is fine by me, I just want Mituna taking him down a peg and giving him his just desserts.

(Sexily.)

Psionics would be great but are not required. Copious coprolalia from Mituna would also be great, a ton of dirty-talking that's truly cruel but does-he-really-mean-it would be excellent. Power bottom Mituna is a thing that I could suggest, yeah?

Requested by: agent_florida

  • Sollux Captor
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor/Vriska Serket
  • Any Warning
  • Supernatural Elements
  • Violent Sex
  • Emotional Roller Coaster
  • Hate Sex
  • Biting
  • Scratching
  • Rough Sex
  • Consensual Violence
  • Consensual Sex
  • Partial Mind Control
  • Psionic Bondage
  • Sadism
  • Masochism

Humanstuck, still trolls, non-SBURB, post-game, I don't care. I just need Sollux and Vriska to have apocalyptic violent cathartic <3, and Aradia is Sollux's (or however you want to do this in human terms). Terezi can't stand that Sollux clawed Vriska to shreds and is sort of scared (after abusive relationships) that what Sollux is doing isn't right, and that he could turn around and do the same to her. Aradia's not satisfied that Vriska isn't DEAD, coming from personal animosity in their past. But Sollux and Vriska can't seem to remember to stop having sadomasochistic sex, even though it makes their other loved ones super uncomfortable.

(And, to be fair, the sex is super hot.)

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Mituna Captor
  • Any Warning
  • Helmsman Kink

Okay, I tagged Mituna, but! What I mean is any Captor, and Megido. I'm looking for sexy helmsman shenanigans, something that plays up the helm side of things, whether it's body horror, limitations on movement, a different sensory relationship with your own body, any of that. Whether it's with a baseline troll, helm-on-helm loving, or helms teaming up on trolls or trolls teaming up on helms, intergenerational trolls and helms any of it!

If you're comfortable with the characters, it would be fun to see some focus on a helm who isn't Sollux or Psii, though I'm totally happy with them too. But if you do work with Psii, my only request would be for not-psiicon? I feel like I've seen a lot of stuff with those two, and I'm really curious about other fun ships for him.

(oh, this goes for this prompt and any of the others: I'm fine with vanilla dynamics, but I LOVE d/s dynamics, and I especially love scenes that are emotionally or physically charged enough to need aftercare. I do love me some aftercare)

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Any Warning
  • Bondage and Discipline

Again, I tag Equius, but I'm totally happy with any Zahhaks in this slot. I'd LOVE to see something that plays with Zahhaks and bondage... despite their 100dicrously e%cessive STRENGTH. I think I've seen psionic restraints used by Megidos and Captor, and I've seen ridiculously overengineered gear made specifically to withstand Zahhaks. But I'd be extra interested in someone holding themselves in the bondage position through willpower, and doing their best not to destroy the bonds that they could break if they so much as twitched wrong. I love that kind of self-control-driven subbing, I love it SO MUCH.

Oh, it also occurs to me: Zahhak/Zahhak loving would also work, where one of them physically restrains their partner, so that they can struggle against it, but they aren't strong enough to break free. That's also a flavor of this I'd enjoy!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Any Warning
  • Praise Kink

I love love LOVE praise kink. I'd be down for any character getting praised and adored into oblivion, but I don't know if any of the cast is as hungry for affirmation as Karkat is. I just want to see him being reassured that he's wanted, that he's worthwhile, that he deserves the affection he's receiving. I like it a lot when someone starts breaking down under the emotional weight of a scene like this, especially if the other person involved gives them a lot of tender, gentle care. If there's aftercare involved, that's an extra awesome bonus.

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dave Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider
  • Any Warning

I'd love to see these two nervous wrecks gradually inching closer and closer (in an emotional way), and dancing around ACTUALLY opening up to each other, but being so, so hungry for affection and intimacy that they can hardly breathe. One of the only restrictions I have is that I'd have trouble seeing Dave taking an outright DOMMY role, even if he's topping, i get such a subby vibe from him. I'm sorry, this prompt isn't very detailed, but I think I'd enjoy this being played almost any way. Umm, some of my favorite kinks are bondage, sensory deprivation, and gillplay if that helps!

Requested by: spockandawe

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Any Warning

Whoops, sorry, another one where I tag a character and secretly mean something else. I'd love this for Kankri, but I'd love it for ANYONE if you can see a ship where you like it: TOP DROP

Okay, so having a 'drop' at the end of a bdsm scene isn't uncommon. It's basically an emotional crash after you're put under a lot of physical and emotional stress. A lot of the time, you see this being played for subs (which i do also love), which makes sense. After you've been tied to a bench and been caned until you're crying from it, it's not a huge leap to imagine you crashing and needing emotional support and care from your partner. But okay, imagine: what if the dom crashed instead and the sub took care of them?

I've seen this done for Kankri, Bro, and Eridan, off the top of my head. A lot of times, it's played with a vibe of 'I want to hurt people, I'm awful, I'm awful, how can I stand to exist,' or with 'I care for my partner so much and I still did something like this to them, oh god oh god, they must hate me, *I* hate me.' I've usually seen it as... mm... a very private kind of crash, or at least one that people try to keep hidden. If you feel like you've been treating your sub horribly (even if they say they liked it), you're probably not going to turn around and demand comfort from them. It's an intensely personal sort of crash. So I don't want to lock it down for any one character or ship, but I'd LOVE to see this with any character you're comfortable doing it for.

Requested by: epochryphal

  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Other(s)
  • Jake English/Brain Ghost Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Trans Character
  • Dom/sub
  • Masturbation

Brain Ghost Dirk Strider: The Effect on Jake's Sex Life. negative? positive? really really hot? really really frustrating? rostly goshdarn confusing??

jake/anyone (even non-ghost dirk, even jake trying to get off alone), and jesus christmas can a man have some privacy OR, alternatively, a little help maybe?

ginormous bonus points for d/s stuff in any direction (dommy brain ghost?? subby brain ghost???? jake's idea of what dirk would want that's horribly out of touch with reality??), and triple special award for trans stuff and/or not being too heavily focused on human genitals.

additional optional consideration: is this post dirkjake breakup so it's an awkward-ex-in-my-brain situation??

Requested by: epochryphal

  • John Egbert
  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Dom/sub
  • Painplay
  • Asexual Character
  • Trans Character

i love this pair so muchhhh

so, dirk who needs to get the hell out of his brain, yeah? to access altered consciousness, subspace. needs someone who’ll interrupt his most carefully laid plans and brain-chess, won’t stand for being manipulated, is resistant and all about flipping that back on him in utterly un-anticipate-able ways.

and it's also great with neither of them being that into Sex except as a part of kink? sadist john who, y'know, he's the wind, he just likes his effect on others, he doesn't need touch himself (stone! characters!). and masochist just-trying-to-get-wrecked dirk who kinda needs some intense non-standard fare to react at all. gosh i just think they can complement each other really well

so!! painplay plus or minus D/s would be Ideal. (a smattering of ideas to sample from: clothespins, flogging, caning, knives, biting, faceslapping, slamming into things, needleplay, body mods/scarification/play piercing). just, dirk loving getting hurt, and john loving hurting him.

bonus god tier death kink option -- graphic violence and character death both welcome!

please no bro characterization of dirk, thanks!

Requested by: epochryphal

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Davesprite
  • Auto-Responder/Davesprite
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Sexual Dysfunction
  • Sexual Frustration

i really love these two for being nonhuman and for sexual dysfunction reasons. so much room for frustrated trouble getting off, and bodies being weird, and non-genital sex! especially interested in them figuring out that orgasms are way less important to them than mindstates.

i could see davesprite doing self-bondage under instruction, or wearing a collar and leash without AR having (or using) a physical body to lead him by it.

i could see AR having davesprite describe endlessly how things feel, how they're different from before when he was dave and human (or a crow and not). using davesprite as his proxy body, his avatar, and talking about him that way, as his. sending him to acquire more esoteric stimuli, and it's not like a sprite can die so there's some extreme stuff, but don't they both just want to feel alive again?

i could see some worship/praise kink being the thing that gets to AR, the one thing that bypasses all the irony and defenses and smugness and confidence, because sincere appreciation?? sure, he's objectively superior, but since when has anyone actually liked him, *him* and not just his usefulness? and to have being praised like this actually affect his internal processes, alter his "state of consciousness," however minutely -- wow, what does that mean when all he is is code and mind?

and of course it's always excellent to have smooth robo-crotch licking, because yes Symbolism and humiliation

honestly, so much room for fun with these two, i love all the smut of them that exists already and more would be heavenly

Requested by: epochryphal

  • Dirk Strider
  • Caliborn
  • Caliborn/Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Vore
  • Dubious Consent
  • Mind Control
  • Cannibalism

giant awful snake man literally devours and digests one unfortunate dirk strider??

vore that involves like. being swallowed whole, and remaining aware, and feeling the constricted muscle pressure tight all around you and then rippling to move you further along, and being eaten into infinitely slowly by acid and burning as you dissolve into your surroundings, but it feels amazing, beyond amazing, the best feeling ever? man. that's good vore. it's all sensory deprivation and kinda aphrodisiacs/drugs and horror and. yes.

especially non/dubcon that starts with fighting/resisting but then, perhaps a venom from a bite that seeps through and transforms how everything feels and makes dirk (or at least part of him) *want* to be eaten. even begging to be, perhaps?

optional question of when do god tier resurrection powers kick in and how does that even work.

Requested by: epochryphal

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder/Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Objectification
  • Immobility
  • Dollification
  • Helplessness

Turnabout's Fair Play: Hal Gets to Turn Dirk into an Object.

hal gets a body of his own, and it's time for some comeuppance. could be dollification, could be roleplay, could be forceful or drugged, could be noncon or dubcon or consensual -- but somehow, dirk gets totally immobilized. our man of action, reduced to just his brain and utterly at hal's mercy (slash, lack thereof).

optionally welcome to play with age issues: eg, which of them is older because hey how does time pass for an ai; infantilizing dirk by treating him like a 13y/o or child or doll; etc.

totally up to you whether dirk can even feel anything. because a), feeling everything but completely unable to move or respond or speak, except through mental texting (when he's allowed the glasses instead of being "shut down," hm?) is great. but also b), unable to feel anything or derive any pleasure or feel real, just having to watch his body be manipulated and used. that's also great.

Requested by: HexMeridian

  • Jade Harley
  • Davepetasprite
  • Davepetasprite/Jade Harley
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Multiple Personalities

Curious about how a sprite, especially one that's both troll and human, will have sexytimes. Especially since Jade and Davesprite have history. And what does Nepeta bring to the party?

Requested by: HexMeridian

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Polyamory
  • Quadrant Vacillation
  • Threesome
  • Black Romance
  • Bondage

quadrant vacillation doesn't quite line up like it normally would, everyone is waxing black, and Jade has always wanted to tie her boys up.

Requested by: HexMeridian

  • Dave Strider
  • Vriska Serket
  • Vriska Serket/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Black Romance
  • Dirty Talk
  • Femdom
  • Mind Control
  • Dubious Consent

Vriska is waxing spades for the last human she would have expected. Dave never thought he hated her that way, but in the right circumstances, she can be very persuasive.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentacles

A pair of powerful and lovely witches aim to capture an elusive wind spirit. Are their motives malevolent or benign? Is their interest in the spirit academic or more sensual? Are the tentacles really necessary for keeping the spirit inside the magic trap, or do they (understandably) enjoy watching him squirm?
Tldr; demon/fantasystuck, femdom, threesome--foursome if you count the tentacles. Everyone has a great time.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Jake English
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bondage

Fear and tight shorts look awfully cute on Jake, so let's combine the two, shall we? Here's my proposal; superherostuck, with Jake most likely playing the role of plucky sidekick. I'd like to see him kidnapped and tied up by a villain of your choice (Crockertier Jane/John, Grimbark Jade, the Condesce, or an Ampora are all excellent options--no Serkets, please). If non-con is not your cup of tea (understandable), any NSFW shenanigans can occur once he escapes or is rescued by a hero friend and/or love interest (also your choice, any of the other human boys or alpha kids would work nicely).

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentacles

The man's occupation is the feeding and care of a tentacle monster, and yet there is a distinct lack of Ampora flavored tentacle porn in this fandom. The responsibility falls on you, Dear Gifter, to fix this. Go wild, just please avoid asphyxiation or anal penetration. I tagged Dualscar, but Eridan would be equally fun (or.... both???).

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want to see some sexy roleplaying gone horribly awry. Whether it's a trio of wizards, snooty highblood punishing his lowblood/alien slaves, 'oh noes i'm a poor, hot, defenseless human girl who's been abducted by these hot aliens,' notorious (but kind-hearted) rogue kidnaps tyrannical prince with the help of her loyal and magical sass friend, or anything else that strikes your fancy--give me these three nerds getting way too in character until they almost forget that they were ever planning to fuck. They'll get back on track eventually, we hope.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • The Condesce
  • Rape/Non-Con

)(IC is pretty much the baddest bitch who ever lived, and a boss ass queen like her has got to have an equally bitchin' harem. I'd like to see Condy messing around with her playthings. I've tagged this non-con and underage because of the massive power imbalances that are sure to be a thing, but whoever is on the receiving end of Condy's affections can be as into it or as not into it as you think is appropriate. The harem itself can be made up of pretty much whoever you want, and however many characters you feel comfortable writing. Options I like include; Strilondes, Amporas, Captors, and probably far more. Kinks I really like are bondage, oral sex, petplay, and exhibitionism. Please avoid extreme pain or asphyxiation. With all this in mind, go wild, my friend, and godspeed to you.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Davesprite
  • Davesprite/Terezi Pyrope
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

I love both of these deeply weird, miserable, fronty fuckers to distraction and I want them to order the pork.

You know that freak-ass AU you've had forever, maybe as sort of a guilty pleasure? Nice or nasty, idgaf, could be hardcore dystopian ABO or could be they're both serving at Versailles or MAYBE EVERYBODY'S A FUCKIN' BAGEL, PLUG THEM IN AND LET IT RIDE. I like historical fiction. I like desperate hellscape porn. I like goofy bullshit. Nothing bad can come of this, just make it weird.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • Meenah Peixes
  • ARquiusprite
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

A long shot, this. A glorious, splendid longshot that my favorite pre-universal despot troll will encounter my favorite transhumanist cluster of horrid power issues AND THEY WILL SCREW EACH OTHER TO BITS WITH WHATEVER JUNK TICKLES YOU MOST. Or crash and burn in the attempt, before slinking off in mutual awkwardness. Or end up doing something that's not quite what either of them really had in mind. I dig the fuckfail.

Also, you know what would be great? Sunglasses. Flying motorcycles. Explosions. Those would be so, so great. This is not a ship for subtlety. Show off. Digress wildly. Embed GIFs. Destroy planets with it.

Requested by: Cephalopod

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

You know what I love? Scifi the-ship-is-my-body fun with Psii. Except, y'know, with fucking. I welcome any treatment of this all up and down the spectrum of okay: cute and cheeky workstation flirting with his favorite crewmembers on the Battleship Condesce, creeping on and manipulating people through manipulating their environment for fun and spite, being the recipient of prurient physical attentions while enhelmed, and so on.

What I love most about this: reimagining what sexuality means as a spaceship that is also a very, very old Captor asshole. What's stimulating/distasteful/disturbing/boring to him, what does arousal do and feel like, how do the ship and the physical body interface, what form does his self-image and consciousness take, et cetera. I cannot get enough of that shit.

I also can't get enough of him and the Condesce being right fuckers, so if that's a pair that moves you, please absolutely do feel free to rub them against each other in whatever horrid ways give you a feeling.

Requested by: moonriseMonachopsis

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Alternate Universe - Alternian Invasion
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Xeno

Alternian invasion AU, no Sburb session. Can be a covert or overt invasion. Dualscar either has a mission on Earth or got stranded there, and must figure out how to survive on the funny little planet and not piss off the locals. Enter Rose, who is either assigned to him or finds him, and cannot resist the opportunity for some intergalactic cultural exchange.

Requested by: moonriseMonachopsis

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Eridan Ampora/Rose Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Femdom
  • Xeno

Rose practices magical spells on Eridan, who no longer sees fit to disparage her "fake magic" nor boast about the superiority of his "wwhite science" for some unfathomable reason. Could be blackrom or black/red vacillation. Suggest that at some point "I Put a Spell on You", "Black Magic Woman", or "Do You Believe in Magic" starts playing ironically in the background.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • BDSM
  • Light BDSM
  • OT3
  • Threesome

Dirk Strider/John Egbert/Hal Strider

Dirk and Androd!Hal have a pre-established romantic/sexual relationship of some kind (author's choice) and find that they both have a huge crush on John('s arm and back muscles.)

The thing that I like about this dynamic is that John is genuinely put together and self assured, while both Dirk and Hal pretend to be but are actually messes inside. John is good at leading and caring about people in a loose, laid back, non-controlling way, something that both Dirk and Hal could learn from.

Perhaps a game of gay chicken goes too far, maybe Hal gets John to join them for Dirk's birthday, maybe they all get really drunk and fall into bed together. Regardless of how it happens, I'd like for the experience to be a cathartic one for the Striders and fun for John.

Questioning/exploring sexuality is fine, but please no heavily internalized homophobia.

For sexy times: I really love when one character is in the middle and close to being overwhelmed, any of the three could be in this position though my favorite would be Dirk. You could go vanilla, or BDSM, or vanilla with light BDSM elements. I head cannon Dirk as subby, John as dom, and Hal as dom but willing to sub for someone he respects (like John) but I'm cool with mixing those dynamics up or leaving them out all together.

What I really enjoy in smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions like vulnerability, trust, and need. I prefer it when we really get into one character's head, rather than having just the actions of all three described.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • Davepetasprite
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Dubious Consent

Gamzee Makara/Davepetasprite

Gamzee had a bit of a spades crush on Dave, after which he ruined Dave's childhood both by directly influencing his dreams and through his presence in Lil' Cal. Gamzee also killed Nepeta after she carved up his face. Both Dave and Nepeta have a lot of unfinished business with Gamzee. As Davepeta their powers plus their new, carefree outlook on life might give them the confidence they need to finally confront Gamzee. Maybe all three of them could use a little black fling to work out some of their issues.

Basically, there are a lot of "Gamzee gets a black crush on Dave" fic where Dave ends up heavily abused, and Gamzee canonically murdered Nepeta. But with Davepeta's powers they could be an equal match for whatever Gamzee threw at them.

Dubious consent on either or both sides in this fic is encouraged but not required. Anything but character death is fine; I would like them to walk away from their encounter, and ideally end up with the possibility of a functioning relationship if at all possible.

What I really enjoy in smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions. I prefer it when we really get into one character's head, rather than having just the actions of all three described.

Requested by: Makizushi

  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I am really happy with anything for these three. Sweet domestic fluff with an established relationship? Hurt/comfort post-trauma comforting and supportiveness? Two of them inviting the third into the relationship? All of these and more would make me pleased as punch.

If you don't like a lot of direction for your work, this is the prompt for you because I will legit love anything involving these kids. I headcanon Jade as confident and loving to experiment, Karkat as grumbly but very genuine and emotionally honest, Dave as slightly guarded due to past trauma but also a goofy kid who loves others deeply.

What I really enjoy in smut fic is getting really deeply involved with the emotions of a character, especially big and tricky emotions like vulnerability, trust, and need. I prefer it when we really get into one character's head, rather than having just the actions of all three described.

For sexy times: I really love when one character is in the middle and close to being overwhelmed, any of the three could be in this position, with my favorite being Dave. You could go vanilla, or BDSM, or vanilla with light BDSM elements.

Requested by: nyeh413peasants

  • Dirk Strider
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • BDSM

I can see these two having a black thing, perhaps heavy BDSM or maybe some fighting before they get into the sexual aspect of everything. I don't care who tops and who bottoms, as you can have full creative reign on that aspect!

Requested by: nyeh413peasants

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Oral Sex
  • fingering

I would absolutely adore seeing something red with these two. Perhaps hurt/comfort sex? I can see oral sex and fingering happening between the two, followed by Signless topping (only if you want that bit, though). I really am comfortable with about anything cute and fluffy with these two. Just let your imagination run wild!

Requested by: nyeh413peasants

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • BDSM
  • Gunplay

I'm a huge fan of Amporacest, especially something black between all three of them. I would love it if Cronus or Dualscar bottomed and Eridan had a very dominant personality. I can see a lot of violence before and after the sex. I'd definitely like to see double penetration (maybe even more than that depending on what they can find lying around) & gunplay with Ahab's.

Requested by: nyeh413peasants

  • Jane Crocker
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

My biggest thing with this ship is chubby Jane! I'm looking for something where Jane is chubby and maybe feeling a little down about her image and Dirk swoops in and helps her out... with sex of course! I'm looking for something really fluffy and sexy. (I will ask that feederism/weight-gain isn't involved as it personally makes me super uncomfortable.) I'm simply looking for cute, comforting sex.

Requested by: ScarletteFox718

  • Snowman (Homestuck)
  • The Condesce
  • Any Warning
  • BDSM

I can see these two either having a beautifully black relationship or a hardcore red one. That is up to the creator. Either way, I can see some heavy BDSM in this pairing. The Condesce's ruthless nature paired with Snowman's cunning wit would be a beautiful match.

Requested by: ScarletteFox718

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kurloz Makara/Kankri Vantas
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Mind Control

I can see a lot of non-con in this with Kurloz's mind control. I would prefer Cronus being the ultimate bottom. Other than that, give me violent, mind-controlled sex anyway that tickles your fancy. Brownie points for chubby Kankri.

Requested by: ScarletteFox718

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Feferi Peixes/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Oral Sex
  • Sex Toys

I want something cute and red with these two. Feferi's bubbly nature paired with Terezi's mischievous one would make sexy times adorable. Also, brownie points for chubby Fef.

Requested by: ScarletteFox718

  • John Egbert
  • Jake English
  • John Egbert/Jake English
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gun play
  • Zero-gravity sex

Windicuffs is a guilty pleasure that I can see zero-gravity, gun-play coming from. So any way you can pull that off will make me happy.

Requested by: Capitola

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like the idea of these three as longtime friends in love, perhaps in a humanstuck setting. They have some very cute dynamics, and I would especially like to see how you can play upon Nepeta and Terezi teasing Karkat. I'm also very fond of transstuck, and perhaps one or more of them could be trans, and touch a little on their issues with being queer and in a polyamorous relationship.

Requested by: Capitola

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Aradia Megido
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

These four are an absolute favorite of mine! Anything goes here - collegestuck, other humanstuck, post-Game, dream bubbles, Beforus. Maybe one of them has had a rough day, and the others are trying to cheer them up? Or perhaps a nice quadrant-flipping BDSM scene - I like ashen dom/sub play.

Quadrant-flipping in general would be nice - I'm fond of pale-flushed Aradia/Feferi and flushed-pitched Eridan/Sollux, but variations beyond that are also fun. I'm more fond of Aradia and Feferi than Eridan and Sollux, but I'd like them all to get a good turn.

Requested by: Capitola

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Calliope/Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Post-game or humanstuck domestic lesbian fluff would be my preference here. Maybe Calliope and Roxy have had a somewhat established relationship that Jane has recently joined? How do they all handle making sure their girlfriends get the attention they deserve?

Asexual but sex-positive Calliope is a favorite headcanon of mine, and I like it if you could incorporate that as well.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Aradia Megido
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Snuff
  • Suicide
  • Assisted Suicide

Weird way to start this off, but I've been looking for a long time for a fic where a character or characters get off on dying. This would likely be a god tier, but any other method of revival is acceptable. I suggested Dirk and Dave first since they're both god-tier and I could see this out of them. Also great would be Sollux/Aradia or Sollux/Dave with time rewinding involved.

It can be self/masturbatory, or assisted by a partner. Any method/reason for enjoying it - asphyxiation kink, angst/self-loathing, extreme masochism, whatever.

This is more open than I leave most prompts, but I'd like to make it the broadest offered since it's a topic that few authors or artists are willing to tackle.

Requested by: Aewin

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Dolorosa
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lactation Kink
  • Mommy Kink
  • Pseudo-Incest

Man, do I love lactation. I'd like the Signless and the Dolorosa included, but adding either or both of the Disciple or Psiioniic is a-okay since this is my ancestral OT3/OT4. Xeno is welcome/encouraged. If you'd like rumblespheres to excrete genetic material, or some other nonconventional aspect, go for it. I'm also very into "breeding," where someone wants to be impregnated (*cough oviposition or cum inflation cough*) and is begging for it. This might play well with the lactation if a xeno aspect is involved. Maybe jadebloods incubate eggs, or use the buckets of genetic material to somehow impregnate breeding trolls in the caves?

A mommy kink is very optional - I realize it's hard to pull it off without the adult baby/"who's a good boy?"-type aspects.

Just. Go wild.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Turns out the matriorb is a sex toy. Who knew? Kanaya has fun figuring this out, with or without a partner. I'd guess the process involves genetic material from other trolls, but how it's implemented is up to you. It could potentially be activated by sex with a jadeblood, and then used in an entirely separate process to procreate.

Mostly I just want Kanaya fucking the matriorb, one way or another. I'm not too concerned with the details :p

Requested by: Aewin

  • Dirk Strider
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam/Dirk Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dirk and Kanaya are sewing buddies post-game. Things get messy. It's a good thing all that fabric is good for mopping up genetic material!

Any plot/PWP/image is great here. And by all means, include Rose, Dave, and/or Jake if desired. I'm 222% invested in polyamory. (I'm a horrid multishipper, so honestly, ANY character you want to throw in with ANY of these is fine with me as long as it's not red Erisol.)

Requested by: Aewin

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Break Up
  • Hate Sex
  • Rough Sex

Sollux and Karkat go a little overboard with the vitriol, breaking up or close to it. They probably wallow in self-pity and act like whiny pissbabies, or maybe hit the soporifics a little too hard and wind up shit-faced (drunk sex is okay). However it happens, they wind up having any of A) non-quadrantal/unhealthy hate-sex that probably necessitates an auspistice, or B) break-up sex. After some cool-down time, or even mid-sex, one/both of them *realizes* that they're being ridiculous. And hey, if they realize it mid-sex and it breaks the flow of sexytimes when they tap out, that's fine. Sexual frustration and coitus interruptus is always fun >:]

Inspired by Panic! At the Disco and Fun.'s crossover song "C'mon." (https://youtu.be/klHpznbGeYc - lyrics in the description if you want them but aren't a fan of the music.) The particular line was "Try not to mistake/what you have with what you hate/it could leave/it could leave/come the morning," but the whole song could serve as inspiration.

Requested by: meadows

  • Aradia Megido
  • Vriska Serket
  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Helmsman Kink
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Tentabulges
  • Xenophilia

This one's for my helmsman friends out there. Setting is a non-session AU where they're grown up and off doing things in space. Vriska is a pirate and has captured a ship that Aradia is a helmsman for. The crew were all disposed of, to be replaced with Vriska's own, but she'll have to 'convince' Aradia to cooperate with her since helmsmen aren't easily replaced.

I'd like to see some evenly-matched, nonviolent canon blackrom between these two (consult Karkat's speech to Dave & John in Act 6 if you need clarification on that). Ideally it would build off their past issues/conflicts before leaving the planet as adults. This pair's dynamic is too often written as a very dom/sub one, and while that's ok, you get more points if you don't. If there absolutely has to be an imbalance, it's always fun to see Vriska getting a good dressing-down (hur hur) and being reminded that she is not as hot shit as she thinks she is. Headcanon troll anatomy is encouraged but not required.

Requested by: meadows

  • Jade Harley
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Size Kink
  • Tentabulges
  • Xenophilia

To distract herself from how lonely and bored she is on the ship, post-retcon Jade spends a lot of time in the dream bubbles. In this case, she's in a memory of her old island, where she's off having some personal pleasure time with her handmade toys out in the open sun. A familiar troll pops in and stumbles across her, once the initial awkwardness/embarrassment wears off they agree to have fun together. Jade is more bashful, but soon gets caught up in Feferi's typical bubbly excitement over the prospect a little show-and-tell. The 'fusciabloods are well-endowed' headcanon is a must for this.

Requested by: meadows

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Roxy Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Hermaphroditic Trolls
  • Tentabulges
  • Xenophilia

The concept of Roxy♥John♠Terezi floated in the canon is very interesting. I'd like to see what Roxy and Terezi get up to post-game when John isn't around. Terezi finds Ms. Strawberry Bubblegum be rather delicious and the idea of doing things with her to antagonize John further is even more delicious. Roxy starts off a bit coy/flirtatious because she finds Terezi hilarous, but likes the idea of getting a rise out of John too so as tip the prankster's gambit back in her favor. Mutual-girlfriends-sexytime is totally fair game for that. Bonus points if this bonding-time leads to them liking and respecting each other more as a result, so as to foster a good OT3 dynamic. Headcanon troll anatomy is encouraged not required.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Redglare
  • Darkleer
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Biting
  • Bondage
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Femdom
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Office Sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Rough Sex

Work romance based on how terrible it is to work for clowns, mostly I'd like to see Darkleer get utterly owned by all angles and sharp teeth Redglare. Black or red romance both good, also vacillating between quadrants.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Breathplay
  • Exhibitionism
  • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
  • Hair Kink
  • Muscles
  • Oral Fixation
  • Puns & Word Play

Feferi has a few unresolved feelings regarding Equius after her fusion with Nepeta, but they're not pale even if they're based in pity.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage
  • Bad BDSM Etiquette
  • Bad Decisions
  • BDSM
  • Beforus Ancestors
  • Breathplay
  • Bro Strider
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Dubious Consent
  • Gillplay
  • Humiliation
  • Power Imbalance
  • Praise Kink
  • Troll Ancestors

Cronus gets what he thinks he wants in terms of affection from somebody. It doesn't turn out well, or anything like he thinks.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Damara Megido
  • Cronus Ampora
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Anal Sex
  • BDSM
  • Bondage
  • Bulges and Nooks
  • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
  • Daddy Kink
  • Femdom
  • Humiliation
  • Oral Sex
  • Power Dynamics
  • Sex Toys

Terrible people being terrible together. Cronus suggests a human kink to Damara.

Requested by: Chezire

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con

So there's two ideas for this one. Both of them are black.

1. They're in a black relationship and they fuck with eachother and it ends with them fucking. Maybe John trys to Dom only to have the tables turned and Terezi uses her bulge on him.

2. Johns had enough of Terezi drawing on his walls, she didn't listen so he punishes her by shoving her precious chalk up her ass, before eventually fucking her.

The second on is noncon, do you really think she wants chalk up there?

Requested by: Chezire

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Woo Johnscourge! Johns red with vriska, and black with Terezi, and then Terezi and vriska are pale of course. It starts as a heated rp session and then John walks in, needless to say they end up fucking. And maybe one of the two ends up fucking John, maybe some double penetration, or even spit roasting, or maybe John just get dommed by the two girls and their bulges altogether?

Requested by: Chezire

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Disciple/Meulin Leijon/Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Leijoncest, the leijons are in heat, and they're going to have to help eachother through it. You don't have to add the disciple, it only needs to be Meulin and nepeta.

Requested by: Chezire

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Spinneret Mindfang
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con

Johns powers glitch out once again and he ends up on Mindfangs ship, and once she catches him it's up to her as to what is done to him. You know where this is going by now don't you?

Maybe noncon, as it may end that way with this prompt.

Requested by: Chezire

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jade gained more then dog ears from going God teir and she's got to deal with her new equptment down below. Nepetas in heat, and jades new nose can tell. Needless to say a cat troll in heat and a dog dicked jade go at it.

Requested by: TheScribblingArtist

  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love these dorks!! They’re my OTP and my heart will combust if they’re even vaguely mentioned or dropped in as some obscure reference do not even test me.
I have so many kinks but rough, animalistic sex is always a safe bet.
Aftercare, begging, biting, scratching, dirty talking, light bondage, full on bondage, food kink (cakes, chocolate, anything with pumpkins because pun intended), grinding, gun kink/sword kink, licking, muscles/body worship, praise kink (this goes with everything but hnnng YES), LOUD sex/verbal sex, neck kissing, nipple play, prostrate massage, pampering, sex toys, rimming, spooning, mild humiliation and breathplay and anything that has them seeing stars is also game. These are my top tier kinks, I will go down with these kinks even if you set them on fire and throw me a lifeline.
I get overly emotional about them but please know that I fucking love them and I love you in the most non-creepy way possible if you throw me some good old DirkJake!!!

Requested by: TheScribblingArtist

  • Davepetasprite
  • Other(s)
  • Davepetasprite/Jasprosesprite
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Listen, I love these two so much and I just want to see them with arched backs, fingers pulling at soft hair and seeing stars. They're so precious and got so little screentime that I will happily devour anything you throw at me but pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top keep it consensual?
Kissing, cuddling, spooning, gentle touching and then just animalistic fucking is my jam. Grinding, semi-voyeuristic sex and dirty talking? Hell to the yes.
Begging, fingering, scratching, biting, loud/verbal fucking, playing with wings, ears, tails, using pet names and sex toys is also just???? YES.
Praise kink is also my weakness, especially with this. I just want them to be happy and safe and very, very turned on so don’t take this as law: I will literally love you if you give me anything at all about these two! Seriously, even if you paste loads of copypasta into the box I will still die of happiness: I’m like an excited puppy when it comes to things like these.

Requested by: TheScribblingArtist

  • Other(s)
  • Bro/Grandpa Harley
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I’ve scoured the internet a few too many times trying to find more content for this, but to no avail. They would be adorable together/fantastic partners in crime. Imagine Grandpa with his dastardly beautiful sidekick taking a break from saving the world for some quality me-time? Or maybe Bro falling for this hopelessly awkward, sexy dork with these outlandish tales and no social skills (he thinks, anyway).
Imagine Bro assuming he’ll top because he always does, but any true adventurer knows that he’ll have to fight for a place on top.
So many possibilities!

Requested by: TheScribblingArtist

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Redglare
  • The Condesce
  • Snowman (Homestuck)
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Blood Kink
  • Breathplay
  • Fuck Or Die
  • Hate Sex
  • Humiliation
  • Mutual Non-Con
  • Painplay
  • Rough Sex
  • Scratching

Serious crackship here, because I enjoy my special rarepair hell. This ship just reeks of hate and jealousy, so blackrom or unrequited pining would be top notch A++.
These ladies are all so fucking badass that it'd be a shame not to put them in a closed space have them go at each other. Since they had naught but deadly, hateful or no interaction in canon I'd love to spin more on this theme.
I don't really know how they'd end up together, full-naked and going at each other but some options are the dreambubbles, Lord English made us do it/fuck or die or revenge/serious vengeance. Unrequited, non-con, dub-con or mutual non-con is the way to go yo.
I've tagged some things I'd like to see but oh my god please go wild with this I'll love you.

Requested by: TheScribblingArtist

  • Squarewave
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Sawtooth
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I don’t know why I want this but apparently I do. Dirk built them bodies and now they just kinda, felt like going at each other? Hot android sex ensues.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Vriska Serket
  • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Vriska Serket & Equius Zahhak
  • Tentabulges

Humanstuck Au with trans girl Nepeta and cis girl Terezi. HS or College. Maybe their first time.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

The day Calliope brings up petplay and ropes, that is the second happiest day of Roxy's life.

Requested by: morbidArtemis

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tentabulges

Nepeta and Jade play a bit of Cat n Dog which ends up very fun in the bedroom.

Requested by: SubordinateClaws

  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Bro (Homestuck)
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Double Penetration
  • dirty talking

In which Sollux has to crash at Dave's apartment for a couple of days, at least until his own gets repaired. Bro all the while is very interested in this honeyscented troll, trying to figure out what his parts where. Luckily enough it's a good thing Sollux catches on, but it won't be enough for them to stop while they're caught in the act as Dave gets home. He sees them both and can't help but join in on the party, as both Striders decide to team up on Sollux. Once both Striders are satisfied they can't help but take care of the Captor that they made a mess out of.

Requested by: SubordinateClaws

  • Grand Highblood
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Grand Highblood
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Somnophilia

He hadn't been in this state in a while but frankly you knew that was a lie as he always seemed to bring in some other victim. Luckily enough you were more than capable of handling it as you walked inside his throne room. He growled, indigo flushed cheeks as he looked down at you. You definitely weren't prepared for the busy night to come. Nor were you expecting him to get greedy.

Requested by: SubordinateClaws

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor & The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sleepy Cuddles
  • Frottage

He.. wasn't at all like your own best friend, hell they barely lacked anything in common other than the lisp, which you still found adorable on him. Nevertheless, Signless still felt the burden, the guilt of not protecting your Psiioniic when he was captured. So you decided to make it up to his beforan alternate. You realized quickly that these two Captors were more alike than you thought. The lewd jokes, the secret praise behind him pushing himself down. You felt obligated to help him. But you weren't expecting him to need it. Nor did you expect yourself to be so willing as you both succumbed to something a lot... different. He called you Kankri. You called him Psii. But nevertheless both of your lips were pressed together as you held each other close.